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第五十四回 吳國太佛寺看新郎 劉皇叔洞房續佳偶

卻說孔明聞魯肅到,與玄德出城迎接,接到公廨,相見畢。肅曰:「主公聞令姪棄世,特具薄禮,遣某前來致祭。周都督再三致意劉皇叔、諸葛先生。」玄德、孔明起身稱謝,收了禮物,置酒相待。肅曰:「前者皇叔有言:『公子不在,即還荊州。』今公子已去世,必然見還。不識幾時可以交割?」玄德曰:「公且飲酒,有一個商議。」

肅強飲數盃,又開言相問。玄德未及回答,孔明變色曰:「子敬好不通理!直須待人問口!自我高皇帝斬蛇起義,開基立業,傳至於今;不幸奸雄並起,各據一方,少不得天道好還,復歸正統。我主人乃中山靖王之後,孝景皇帝玄孫,今皇上之叔,豈不可分茅裂土?況劉景升乃我主之兄也,弟承兄業,有何不順?汝主乃錢塘小吏之子,素無功德於朝廷;今倚勢力,占據六郡八十一州,尚自貪心不足,而欲併吞漢土。劉氏天下,我主姓劉倒無分,汝主姓孫反要強爭。且赤壁之戰,我主多負勤勞,眾將並皆用命,豈獨是汝東吳之力?若非我借東南風,周郎安能展半籌之功?江南一破,休說二喬置於銅雀宮,雖公等家小,亦不能保。適來我主人不即答應者,以子敬乃高明之士,不待細說。公何不察之甚也!」

一席話,說得魯子敬緘口無言;半晌乃曰:「孔明之言,怕不有理;爭奈魯肅身上甚是不便。」孔明曰:「有何不便處?」肅曰:「昔日皇叔當陽受難時,是肅引孔明渡江,見我主公;後來周公瑾要興兵取荊州,又是肅擋住;至說待公子去世還荊州,又是肅擔承;今卻不應前言,教魯肅如何回覆?我主與周公瑾必然見罪。肅死不恨,只恐惹惱東吳,興動干戈,皇叔亦不能安坐荊州,空為恥笑耳。」

孔明曰:「曹操統百萬之眾,動以天子為名,吾亦不以為意!豈懼周郎一小兒乎!若恐先生面上不好看,我勸主人立紙文書,暫借荊州為本;待我主別圖得城池之時,便交付還東吳。此論如何?」肅曰:「孔明待奪得何處,還我東吳?」孔明曰:「中原急未可圖;西川劉璋闇弱,我主將圖之。若圖得西川,那時便還。」

肅無奈,只得聽從。玄德親筆寫成文書一紙,押了字。保人諸葛孔明也押了字。孔明曰:「亮是皇叔這裏人,難道自家作保?煩子敬先生也押個字,回見吳侯也好看。」肅曰:「某知皇叔乃仁義之人,必不相負。」遂押了文字,收了文書。宴罷辭回。玄德與孔明,送到船邊。孔明囑曰:「子敬回見吳侯,善言伸意,休生忘想。若不准我文書,我翻了面皮,連八十一州都奪了。今只要兩家和氣,休教曹賊笑話。」

肅作別下船而回,先到柴桑郡見周瑜。瑜問曰:「子敬討荊州如何?」肅曰:「有文書在此。」呈與周瑜。瑜頓足曰:「子敬中諸葛之謀也!名為借地,實是混賴。他說取了西川便還,知他幾時取西川?假如十年不得西川,十年不還?這等文書,如何中用,你卻與他做保!他若不還時,必須連累足下。主公見罪奈何?」

肅聞言,呆了半晌,曰:「恐玄德不負我。」瑜曰:「子敬乃誠實人也。劉備梟雄之輩,諸葛亮奸猾之徒,恐不似先生心地。」肅曰:「若此,如之奈何?」瑜曰:「子敬是我恩人,想昔日指囷相贈之情,如何不救你?你且寬心住數日,待江北探細的回,別有區處。」魯肅跼蹐不安。

過了數日,細作回報:「荊州城中揚起布旛做好事,城外別建新墳,軍士各挂孝。」瑜驚問曰:「沒了甚人?」細作曰:「劉玄德沒了甘夫人,即日安排殯葬。」瑜謂魯肅曰:「吾計成矣。使劉備束手就縛,荊州反掌可得!」肅曰:「計將安出?」瑜曰:「劉備喪妻,必將續娶。主公有一妹,極其剛勇,侍婢數百,居常帶刀,房中軍器擺列遍滿,雖男子不及。我今上書主公,教人去荊州為媒,說劉備來入贅。賺到南徐,妻子不能勾得,幽囚在獄中,卻使人去討荊州換劉備。等他交割了荊州城池,我別有主意。於子敬身上,須無事也。」

魯肅拜謝。周瑜寫了書呈,選快船送魯肅投南徐見孫權,先說借荊州一事,呈上文書。權曰:「你卻如此糊塗!這樣文書,要他何用?」肅曰:「周都督有書呈在此,說用此計,可得荊州。」

權看畢,點頭暗喜,尋思:「誰人可去?」猛然省曰:「非呂範不可。」遂召呂範至,謂曰:「近聞劉玄德喪婦。吾有一妹,欲招贅玄德為婿,永結姻親,同心破曹,以扶漢室。非子衡不可為媒,望即往荊州一言。」範領命,即日收拾船隻,帶數個從人,望荊州來。

卻說玄德自沒甘夫人,晝夜煩惱。一日,正與孔明閒敘,人報東吳差呂範到來。孔明笑曰:「此乃周瑜之計,必為荊州之故。亮只在屏風後潛聽。但有甚說話,主公都應承了。留來人在館驛中安歇,別作商議。」

玄德教請呂範入,禮畢坐定。茶罷,玄德問曰:「子衡來必有所諭?」範曰:「範近聞皇叔失偶,有一門好親,故不避嫌,特來作媒。未知尊意若何?」玄德曰:「中年喪妻,大不幸也。骨肉未寒,安忍便議親?」範曰:「人若無妻,如屋無梁,豈可中道而廢人倫?吾主吳侯有一妹,美而賢,堪奉箕帚。若兩家共結秦晉之好,則曹賊不敢正視東南也。此事家國兩便,請皇叔勿疑。但我國太吳夫人甚愛幼女,不肯遠嫁,必求皇叔到東吳就婚。」玄德曰:「此事吳侯知否?」範曰:「不先稟吳侯,如何敢造次來說?」玄德曰:「吾年已半百,鬢髮斑白。吳侯之妹,正當妙齡,恐非配偶。」範曰:「吳侯之妹,身雖女子,志勝男兒。常言:『若非天下英雄,吾不事之。』今皇叔名聞四海,正所謂淑女配君子,豈以年齒上下相嫌乎?」玄德曰:「公且少留,來日回報。」

是日設宴相待,留於館舍。至晚與孔明商議。孔明曰:「來意亮已知道了。適間卜易,得一大吉大利之兆。主公便可應允。先教孫乾和呂範回見吳侯。面許已定,擇日便去就親。」玄德曰:「周瑜定計欲害劉備,豈可以身輕入危險之地?」孔明大笑曰:「周瑜雖能用計,豈能出諸葛亮之料乎!略用小謀,使周瑜半籌不展;吳侯之妹,又屬主公;荊州萬無一失。」

玄德懷疑未決。孔明竟教孫乾往江南說合親事。孫乾領了言語,與呂範同到江南,來見孫權。權曰「吾願將小妹招贅玄德,並無異心。」孫乾拜謝,回荊州見玄德,言吳侯專候主公去結親。玄德懷疑不敢往。孔明曰:「吾已定下三條計策,非子龍不可行也。」遂喚趙雲近前,附耳言曰:「汝保主公入吳,當領此三個錦囊。囊中有三條妙計,依次而行。」即將三個錦囊,與雲貼肉收藏。孔明先使人往東吳納了聘,一切完備。

時建安十四年冬十月。玄德與趙雲,孫乾取快船十隻,隨行五百餘人,離了荊州,前往南徐進發。荊州之事,皆聽孔明裁處。玄德心中怏怏不安。到南徐州,船已傍岸。雲曰:「軍師分付三條妙計,依次而行。今已而此,當先開第一個錦囊來看。」

於是開囊看了計策,便喚五百隨行軍士,一一分付如此如此。眾軍領命而去,又教玄德先往見喬國老。那喬國老乃二喬之父,居於南徐。玄德牽羊擔酒,先往拜見,說呂範為媒,娶夫人之事。隨行五百軍士,都披紅挂綵,入南郡買辦物件,傳說玄德入贅東吳,城中人盡知其事。孫權知玄德已到,教呂範相待,且就館舍安歇。

卻說喬國老既見玄德,使入見吳國太賀喜。國太曰:「有何喜事?」喬國老曰:「令愛已許劉玄德為夫人,今玄德已到,何故相瞞?」國太驚曰:「老身不知此事!」便使人請吳侯問虛實,一面先使人於城中探聽。人皆回報:「果有此事。女婿已在館驛安歇。五百隨行軍都在城中買豬羊果品,準備成親。做媒的女家是呂範,男家是孫乾,俱在館驛中相待。」國太吃了一驚。

少頃,孫權入後堂見母親。國太搥胸大哭。權曰:「母親何故煩惱?」國太曰:「你直如此將我看承得如無物!我姐姐臨危之時,分付你甚麼話來?」孫權失驚曰:「母親有話明說,何苦如此?」國太曰:「男大須婚,女大須嫁,古今常理。我為你母親,事當稟命於我。你招劉玄德為婿,如何瞞我?女兒須是我的!」

權吃了一驚,問曰:「那裏得這話來?」國太曰:「若要不知,除非莫為。滿城百姓,那一個不知?你倒瞞我!」喬國老曰:「老夫已知多日了,今特來賀喜。」權曰:「非也。此是周瑜之計。因要取荊州,故將此為名,賺劉備來拘囚在此,要他把荊州來換;若其不從,先斬劉備。此是計策,非實意也。」

國太大怒,罵周瑜曰:「汝做六郡八十一州大都督,直恁無條計策去取荊州,卻將我女兒為名,使美人計!殺了劉備,我女便是望門寡,將來再怎的說親?須誤了我女兒一世!你們好做作!」喬國老曰:「若用此計,便得荊州,也被天下恥笑。此事如何行得!」說得孫權默然無語。國太不住口的罵周瑜。喬國老勸曰:「事已如此,劉皇叔乃漢室宗親,不如真個招他為婿,免得出醜。」權曰:「年紀恐不相當。」國老曰:「劉皇叔乃當世豪傑,若招得這個女婿,也不辱了令妹。」國太曰:「我不曾認得劉皇叔,明日約在甘露寺相見。如不中我意,任從你們行事;若中我的意,我自把女兒嫁他。」

孫權乃大孝之人,見母親如此言語,隨即應承,出外喚呂範,分付來日甘露寺方丈設宴,國太要見劉備。呂範曰:「何不令賈華部領三百刀斧手,伏於兩廊?若國太不喜時,一聲號舉,兩邊齊出,將他拏下。」權遂喚賈華,分付預先準備,只看國太舉動。

卻說喬國老辭吳國太歸,使人去報玄德,言來日吳侯,國太親自要見,好生在意。玄德與孫乾、趙雲商議。雲曰:「來日此會,多凶少吉,雲自引五百軍保護。」

次日,吳國太、喬國老先在甘露寺方丈裏坐定。孫權引一班謀士,隨後都到,卻教呂範來館驛中請玄德。玄德內披細鎧,外穿錦袍,從人背劍緊隨,上馬投甘露寺來。趙雲全裝貫帶,引五百軍隨行。來到寺前下馬,先見孫權。權觀玄德儀表非凡,心中有畏懼之意。

二人敘禮畢,遂入方丈見國太。國太見了玄德,大喜,謂喬國老曰:「真吾婿也!」國老曰:「玄德有龍鳳之姿,天日之表;更兼仁德布於天下;國太得此佳婿,真可慶也。」玄德拜謝,共宴於方丈之中。

少刻,子龍帶劍而入,立於玄德之側。國太問曰:「此是何人?」玄德答曰:「常山趙子龍也。」國太曰:「莫非當陽長阪抱阿斗者乎?」玄德曰:「然。」國太曰:「真將軍也!」遂賜以酒。趙雲謂玄德曰:「卻纔某於廊下巡視,見房內有刀斧手埋伏,必無好意。可告知國太。」玄德乃跪於國太席前,泣而告曰:「若殺劉備,就此請誅。」國太曰:「何出此言?」玄德曰:「廊下暗伏刀斧手,非殺備而何?」

國太大怒,責罵孫權:「今日玄德既為我婿,即我之兒女也。何故伏刀斧伏刀手於廊下?」權推不知,喚呂範問之。範推賈華;國太喚賈華責罵,華默然無言。國太喝令斬之。玄德告曰:「若斬大將,於親不利。備難久居膝下矣。」喬國老也相勸。國太方叱退賈華。刀斧手皆抱頭鼠竄而去。玄德更衣出殿前,見庭下有一石塊。玄德拔從者所佩之劍,仰天祝曰:「若劉備得返回荊州,成王霸之業,一劍揮石為兩段。如死於此地,劍剁石不開。」言訖,手起劍落,火光迸濺,砍石為兩段。

孫權在後面看見,問曰:「玄德公如何恨此石?」玄德曰:「備年近五旬,不能為國家剿除賊黨,心常自恨。今蒙國太招為女婿,此平生之際遇也。恰纔問天買卦,如破曹興漢,砍斷此石。今果然如此。」權暗思:「劉備莫非用此言瞞我?」亦掣劍謂玄德曰:「吾亦問天買卦。若破得曹賊,亦斷此石。」卻暗暗祝告曰:「若再取得荊州,與旺東吳,砍石為兩半!」手起劍落,巨石亦開。至今有十字紋痕石尚存。後人觀此勝蹟,作詩讚曰:寶劍落時山石斷,金環響處火光生。兩朝旺氣皆天數,從此乾坤鼎足成。

二人棄劍,相攜入席。又飲數巡,孫乾目視玄德。玄德辭曰:「備不勝酒力,告退。」孫權送出寺前,二人並立,觀江山之景。玄德曰:「此乃天下第一江山也!」至今甘露寺碑上云:「天下第一江山」。後人有詩讚曰:江山雨霽擁青螺,境界無憂樂最多。昔日英雄凝目處,巖崖依舊抵風波。

二人共覽之次,江風浩蕩,洪波滾雪,白浪掀天。忽見波上葉小舟,行於江面上,如行平也。玄德歎曰:「『南人駕船,北人乘馬』,信有之也。」孫權聞言自思曰:「劉備此言,戲我不慣乘馬耳。」乃令左右牽過馬來,飛身上馬,馳驟下山,復加鞭上嶺,笑謂玄德曰:「南人不能乘馬乎?」玄德聞言,撩衣一躍,躍上馬背,飛走下山,復馳騁而上。二人立馬於山坡之上,揚鞭大笑。至今此處名為「駐馬坡」。後人有詩曰:馳驟龍駒氣概多,二人並轡望山河。東吳西蜀成王霸,千古猶存駐馬坡。

當日二人並轡而回。南徐之民,無不稱賀。玄德自回館驛,與孫乾商議。乾曰:「主公只是哀求喬國老,早早畢姻,免生別事。」次日,玄德復至喬國老宅前下馬。國老接入,禮畢,茶罷,玄德告曰:「江左之人,多有要害劉備者,恐不能久居。」國老曰:「玄德寬心:吾為公告國太,令作護持。」

玄德拜謝自回。喬國老入見國太,言玄德恐有人謀害,急急要回。國太大怒曰:「我的女婿,誰敢害他!」即時便教搬入書院暫住,擇日畢姻。玄德自入告國太曰:「只恐趙雲在外不便,軍士無人約束。」國太教盡搬入府中安歇,休留在館驛中,免得生事。玄德暗喜。

數日之內,大排筵會,孫夫人與玄德結親。至晚客散,兩行紅炬,接引玄德入房。燈光之下,但見槍刀簇滿;侍婢皆佩劍懸刀,立於兩傍。諕得玄德魂不附體。正是:驚看侍女橫刀立,疑是東吳設伏兵。畢竟是何緣故,且看下文分解。

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Dowager Wu Views the Bridegroom at the Monastery; Liu Bei Weds His Fair Match

Now when Kongming heard that Lu Su had arrived, he and Xuande went out of the city to welcome him and escorted him to the official residence, where they exchanged greetings. Su said, “My lord, hearing that your worthy nephew had passed away, specially prepared a modest offering and sent me to perform the funeral rites. Commander Zhou also repeatedly charged me to convey his regards to Imperial Uncle Liu and Master Zhuge.” Xuande and Kongming rose to thank him, accepted the gifts, and set out wine for his entertainment. Su said, “Imperial Uncle once declared, ‘When the young lord is no more, I shall return Jingzhou at once.’ Now that the young lord has passed away, you will surely return it. May I ask when the transfer can be made?” Xuande said, “Drink first, sir. There is a certain matter to discuss.”

Su forced himself to drink several cups, then raised the question again. Before Xuande could answer, Kongming’s expression changed, and he said, “Zijing, how unreasonable you are! Must you press a man for an answer? Ever since our Exalted Founder slew the serpent and raised the banner of righteousness, founded the imperial enterprise, and established the dynasty, it has been handed down to the present day. Unhappily, treacherous heroes have arisen together, each occupying his own region; yet in the end, as Heaven’s Way brings due recompense, the realm must return to the legitimate line. My lord is a descendant of Prince Jing of Zhongshan, a great-great-grandson of Emperor Jing, and uncle to the present Emperor. Is he not entitled to a fief and domain? Moreover, Liu Jingsheng was my lord’s elder kinsman. What could be more fitting than for the younger to inherit the elder’s enterprise? Your lord is merely the son of a petty official from Qiantang and has never rendered any service or virtue to the imperial court. Yet now, relying upon armed might, he occupies six commanderies and eighty-one prefectures; still unsatisfied in his greed, he seeks to swallow the lands of the Han. The empire belongs to the house of Liu, yet my lord, who bears the name Liu, is to have no share in it, while your lord, surnamed Sun, would seize it by force! Besides, in the battle at Red Cliffs, my lord bore a great part of the toil, and all his commanders risked their lives. Was the victory due solely to the strength of your Eastern Wu? Had I not borrowed the southeast wind, how could Zhou Lang have accomplished even half a stratagem? If Jiangnan had been defeated, not only would the Two Qiaos have been lodged in Bronze Bird Tower—even the wives and children of all you gentlemen could not have been preserved. My lord did not answer you at once because he took Zijing for a man of wisdom and insight, to whom no detailed explanation was necessary. How can you be so utterly undiscerning?”

This speech left Lu Zijing silent and without reply. After a long while he said, “Kongming’s words may indeed be reasonable; unfortunately, they place Lu Su in a most difficult position.” Kongming said, “What difficulty is there?” Su replied, “When Imperial Uncle suffered defeat at Dangyang, it was I who brought Kongming across the river to meet my lord. Later, when Zhou Gongjin wished to raise an army and seize Jingzhou, it was again I who restrained him. And when it was said that Jingzhou would be returned after the young lord’s death, once more it was I who gave my guarantee. Now, if the former promise is not honored, how can Lu Su answer for it? My lord and Zhou Gongjin will surely condemn me. I would not regret my own death, but I fear that Eastern Wu will be provoked into taking up arms. Then Imperial Uncle will be unable to sit securely in Jingzhou, and we shall only become the laughingstock of the world.”

Kongming said, “Cao Cao commands a host of a million and acts in the Son of Heaven’s name, yet even he causes me no concern. Why should I fear a mere boy like Zhou Lang? If you fear embarrassment on your own account, sir, I shall persuade my lord to draw up a written agreement, stating that Jingzhou is only temporarily borrowed as a base. When my lord obtains another city and territory elsewhere, he will hand Jingzhou back to Eastern Wu. What do you think of that?” Su said, “What place does Kongming intend to seize before returning our territory to Eastern Wu?” Kongming replied, “The Central Plain cannot be attempted in haste. Liu Zhang of Western River is benighted and weak; my lord intends to take his land. Once Western River has been won, Jingzhou will be returned.”

Su had no choice but to agree. Xuande personally wrote out a document and affixed his signature. Zhuge Kongming, acting as guarantor, also signed it. Kongming said, “I am one of Imperial Uncle’s own people; how can a man stand surety for his own side? I must trouble Master Zijing to add his signature as well, so that the Marquis of Wu may look favorably upon it when you return.” Su said, “I know that Imperial Uncle is a man of benevolence and righteousness and will surely not betray me.” He therefore signed and took possession of the document. When the banquet ended, he bade them farewell and departed. Xuande and Kongming escorted him to the riverbank. Kongming charged him, “When you return to the Marquis of Wu, explain our intentions in fair words and tell him to abandon all deluded hopes. If he refuses to accept our document, I shall cast aside all courtesy and seize his entire eighty-one prefectures. For now, I seek only harmony between our two houses. Let us not give the traitor Cao cause to laugh.”

Su took his leave, boarded his vessel, and returned, going first to Chaisang Commandery to see Zhou Yu. Yu asked, “How did Zijing fare in demanding Jingzhou?” Su said, “I have a written agreement here,” and presented it to Zhou Yu. Yu stamped his foot and cried, “Zijing, you have fallen into Zhuge Liang’s trap! In name they are borrowing the territory; in truth they mean to brazen it out and keep it. They say they will return it after taking Western River, but who knows when they will take Western River? If they fail to take it for ten years, are they not to return Jingzhou for ten years? What use is such a document? And you have even become their guarantor! If they refuse to return the territory, you will inevitably be implicated. What will you do when our lord condemns you?”

Hearing this, Su sat dumbfounded for a long while, then said, “I do not think Xuande will betray me.” Yu said, “Zijing, you are an honest man. Liu Bei is of the breed of ruthless heroes, and Zhuge Liang is a crafty rogue. I fear their hearts are unlike yours, sir.” Su said, “If that is so, what am I to do?” Yu replied, “Zijing is my benefactor. When I recall how you once pointed to your granary and gave its contents to me, how could I fail to save you? Set your mind at ease and remain here for several days. Once the scouts from north of the river return with exact information, I shall devise another arrangement.” But Lu Su remained anxious and ill at ease.

Several days later, a scout returned and reported, “Cloth streamers have been raised throughout Jingzhou for funeral observances. A new grave has been built outside the city, and every soldier wears mourning.” Yu asked in alarm, “Who has died?” The scout replied, “Liu Xuande has lost Lady Gan, and preparations are now being made for her burial.” Yu said to Lu Su, “My plan is complete! I shall make Liu Bei submit tamely to bondage, and Jingzhou will be ours as easily as turning over a hand.” Su asked, “What plan have you devised?” Yu said, “Liu Bei has lost his wife and will surely marry again. Our lord has a younger sister of extraordinary courage and fierceness. She is attended by several hundred maids who habitually bear swords, and her chambers are filled throughout with weapons of war. Even men cannot match her. I shall now write a memorial to our lord, asking him to send someone to Jingzhou as matchmaker and invite Liu Bei to come marry into the Sun family. Once he is lured to Nanxu, he will neither obtain the bride nor escape, but will be imprisoned instead. Then we shall send someone to demand Jingzhou in exchange for Liu Bei. Once they have handed over the city and territory of Jingzhou, I shall have another plan. As for Zijing, you will be entirely cleared of trouble.”

Lu Su bowed his thanks. Zhou Yu wrote a memorial, selected a swift boat, and sent Lu Su to Nanxu to see Sun Quan. Su first recounted the matter of lending Jingzhou, then presented the document. Quan said, “How could you be so muddleheaded? What use is such a document?” Su said, “Commander Zhou has sent a memorial, which I have here. He says that by means of this plan Jingzhou may be won.”

When Quan had read it, he nodded and secretly rejoiced, then pondered, “Who can be sent?” Suddenly he realized, “No one but Lü Fan will do.” He therefore summoned Lü Fan and said, “I have lately heard that Liu Xuande has lost his wife. I have a younger sister and wish to take Xuande as a son-in-law, thereby binding our houses forever in marriage, so that with one heart we may destroy Cao Cao and uphold the house of Han. No one but Ziheng can serve as matchmaker. I hope you will go at once to Jingzhou and convey my proposal.” Fan accepted the command. That same day he prepared vessels, took several attendants, and set out for Jingzhou.

Now ever since Xuande had lost Lady Gan, he had grieved day and night. One day, while he was conversing at leisure with Kongming, a messenger reported that Eastern Wu had sent Lü Fan. Kongming smiled and said, “This is a scheme of Zhou Yu’s, surely devised on account of Jingzhou. I shall conceal myself behind the screen and listen. Whatever he says, my lord should agree to it all. Keep the envoy at the posthouse to rest, and afterward we shall discuss our plans.”

Xuande ordered Lü Fan admitted. When the courtesies had been exchanged and they were seated, tea was served. Xuande then asked, “Ziheng must have some instruction to convey.” Fan said, “I recently heard that Imperial Uncle had lost his spouse. There is an excellent match at hand, and so, disregarding the impropriety, I have come expressly to act as matchmaker. I do not know whether the proposal would meet with your approval.” Xuande said, “To lose one’s wife in middle age is a great misfortune. Her bones are not yet cold; how could I bear to discuss another marriage so soon?” Fan said, “A man without a wife is like a house without its ridge beam. How can human relations be abandoned halfway through life? My lord, the Marquis of Wu, has a younger sister, beautiful and virtuous, who is worthy to serve you with broom and dustpan. If our two houses form the close alliance of Qin and Jin, the traitor Cao will not dare look boldly toward the southeast. This affair benefits both family and state; Imperial Uncle, pray harbor no doubts. Yet our Lady Wu, the Dowager, dearly loves her youngest daughter and will not consent to marry her far away. She therefore insists that Imperial Uncle come to Eastern Wu for the wedding.” Xuande asked, “Does the Marquis of Wu know of this matter?” Fan replied, “Had I not first reported it to the Marquis of Wu, how would I dare come here and speak so presumptuously?” Xuande said, “I am already fifty years of age, and my temples are grizzled. The Marquis of Wu’s sister is in the bloom of youth; I fear we would be ill matched.” Fan said, “Though the Marquis of Wu’s sister is a woman in body, her spirit surpasses that of men. She often declares, ‘Unless he is a hero of the realm, I shall not serve him.’ Imperial Uncle’s fame fills all within the four seas. This is truly what is meant by a virtuous lady matched with a noble gentleman. Why should any difference in age cause objection?” Xuande said, “Remain here a short while, sir. Tomorrow I shall give you my answer.”

That day Xuande gave a banquet in Lü Fan’s honor and lodged him at the posthouse. In the evening he consulted Kongming. Kongming said, “I already understand the purpose of his visit. Just now I cast the Changes and obtained an omen of supreme good fortune and great advantage. My lord may accept at once. First have Sun Qian accompany Lü Fan back to see the Marquis of Wu. Once the agreement has been confirmed in person, choose a day and go there for the marriage.” Xuande said, “Zhou Yu has devised this scheme to harm Liu Bei. How can I lightly venture into a place of peril?” Kongming laughed aloud. “Though Zhou Yu can devise schemes, can he outwit Zhuge Liang? With one trifling stratagem I shall leave Zhou Yu unable to accomplish half a move. The Marquis of Wu’s sister shall belong to my lord, and Jingzhou shall remain secure beyond all possibility of loss.”

Xuande remained doubtful and undecided, but Kongming went ahead and ordered Sun Qian to Jiangnan to settle the marriage. Armed with his instructions, Sun Qian traveled with Lü Fan to Jiangnan and came before Sun Quan. Quan said, “I sincerely wish to give my younger sister to Xuande and take him as my son-in-law. I harbor no other intention.” Sun Qian bowed his thanks and returned to Jingzhou, where he told Xuande that the Marquis of Wu was waiting only for him to come and conclude the marriage. Xuande, still suspicious, dared not go. Kongming said, “I have prepared three stratagems. No one but Zilong can carry them out.” He summoned Zhao Yun and whispered in his ear, “When you escort our lord into Wu, you must take these three brocade pouches. Each contains an ingenious stratagem. Carry them out in order.” He then gave Yun the three brocade pouches, which Yun concealed next to his body. Kongming first sent men to Eastern Wu with the betrothal gifts, and all preparations were completed.

It was the tenth month of winter in the fourteenth year of Jian’an. Xuande, accompanied by Zhao Yun and Sun Qian, took ten swift boats and more than five hundred followers, left Jingzhou, and set out for Nanxu. All affairs in Jingzhou were entrusted to Kongming’s judgment. Xuande’s heart was heavy and uneasy. When they reached Nanxu, the boats drew alongside the bank. Yun said, “The military adviser entrusted me with three ingenious stratagems to be carried out in order. Now that we have arrived, I must first open the first brocade pouch and examine it.”

He opened the pouch and read the stratagem, then summoned the five hundred soldiers in their retinue and gave them detailed instructions on what they were to do. The soldiers accepted their orders and departed. Yun next told Xuande to visit Venerable Lord Qiao first. This Lord Qiao was the father of the Two Qiaos and resided in Nanxu. Xuande took a sheep and jars of wine and went first to pay his respects, explaining how Lü Fan had acted as matchmaker and how he was to marry the lady. All five hundred soldiers of his retinue draped themselves in red and hung themselves with colored silk, then entered the southern city to purchase supplies, spreading word that Xuande had come to marry into the ruling house of Eastern Wu. Everyone in the city soon knew of the affair. When Sun Quan learned that Xuande had arrived, he ordered Lü Fan to receive him and lodge him for the time being at the posthouse.

After meeting Xuande, Venerable Lord Qiao went to see Lady Wu the Dowager and offer his congratulations. The Dowager asked, “What happy event is there?” Lord Qiao said, “Your beloved daughter has been promised to Liu Xuande as his wife, and Xuande has now arrived. Why have you concealed the matter?” The Dowager exclaimed in alarm, “I know nothing of this!” She immediately sent someone to summon the Marquis of Wu and ask whether the report was true, while also dispatching people through the city to investigate. They all returned and reported, “The matter is indeed true. Your son-in-law is resting at the posthouse. The five hundred soldiers in his retinue are throughout the city buying pigs, sheep, fruit, and other provisions in preparation for the wedding. The bride’s matchmaker is Lü Fan, the groom’s is Sun Qian, and both are waiting at the posthouse.” The Dowager was greatly startled.

A short while later, Sun Quan entered the rear hall to see his mother. The Dowager beat her breast and wept aloud. Quan asked, “Mother, why are you so distressed?” The Dowager said, “So you truly regard me as less than nothing! When my elder sister lay dying, what charge did she give you?” Sun Quan said in alarm, “Mother, if you have something to say, say it plainly. Why torment yourself like this?” The Dowager said, “When a son is grown, he must marry; when a daughter is grown, she must be given in marriage. Such has ever been the natural order. I am your mother, and this affair should have been reported to me for my decision. You are taking Liu Xuande as your brother-in-law—how could you conceal it from me? The girl is my daughter!”

Quan was startled and asked, “Where did you hear such a tale?” The Dowager replied, “If you do not wish a thing known, do not do it. Who among all the people of the city does not know? Yet you would hide it from me!” Venerable Lord Qiao said, “I have known for several days and came today expressly to offer my congratulations.” Quan said, “It is not so. This is a scheme devised by Zhou Yu. Because he wishes to seize Jingzhou, he used the marriage as a pretext to lure Liu Bei here and imprison him, so that Jingzhou might be demanded in exchange. If his followers refuse, Liu Bei will be beheaded first. It is merely a stratagem, not a sincere proposal.”

The Dowager flew into a rage and cursed Zhou Yu: “You are grand commander over six commanderies and eighty-one prefectures, yet you have not one proper stratagem for taking Jingzhou! Instead, you make use of my daughter’s name in a beauty trap! If Liu Bei is killed, my daughter will be a widow before she even crosses the bridegroom’s threshold. How could another marriage ever be arranged for her? You would ruin her whole life! A fine piece of work you have made of this!” Venerable Lord Qiao said, “Even if this scheme won Jingzhou, the whole world would heap shame upon us. How could such a thing be done?” Their words left Sun Quan silent and without reply, while the Dowager continued berating Zhou Yu without cease. Lord Qiao advised her, “Since matters have come to this, and Imperial Uncle Liu is a kinsman of the imperial house, why not truly take him as a son-in-law and avoid disgrace?” Quan said, “I fear their ages are not well matched.” Lord Qiao replied, “Imperial Uncle Liu is a hero of the age. To gain such a brother-in-law would bring no dishonor upon your worthy sister.” The Dowager said, “I have never met Imperial Uncle Liu. Arrange for me to see him tomorrow at Sweet Dew Temple. If he does not please me, you may do as you wish. If he does please me, I shall give him my daughter myself.”

Sun Quan was a most filial son, and hearing his mother speak thus, he agreed at once. He went out, summoned Lü Fan, and ordered a banquet prepared for the following day in the abbot’s quarters at Sweet Dew Temple, where the Dowager wished to see Liu Bei. Lü Fan said, “Why not order Jia Hua to command three hundred axemen and swordsmen and conceal them in the two galleries? If the Dowager is displeased with him, one signal will bring them rushing out from both sides to seize him.” Quan accordingly summoned Jia Hua and ordered him to make preparations in advance and watch only for the Dowager’s response.

Meanwhile, Venerable Lord Qiao took leave of Lady Wu the Dowager and returned home. He sent a man to inform Xuande that the next day the Marquis of Wu and the Dowager wished to see him in person, and that he must be exceedingly cautious. Xuande consulted with Sun Qian and Zhao Yun. Yun said, “Tomorrow’s meeting promises more peril than good fortune. I shall personally lead the five hundred soldiers to protect you.”

The next day, Lady Wu the Dowager and Venerable Lord Qiao took their seats first in the abbot’s quarters at Sweet Dew Temple. Sun Quan arrived afterward with a company of advisers, then ordered Lü Fan to go to the posthouse and invite Xuande. Xuande donned fine armor beneath a brocade robe, while an attendant carrying his sword followed close behind. He mounted and rode toward Sweet Dew Temple. Zhao Yun, fully armed and accoutered, led the five hundred soldiers in attendance. On reaching the temple, Xuande dismounted and first met Sun Quan. Quan observed Xuande’s extraordinary bearing, and a sense of dread arose within him.

When the two had exchanged courtesies, they entered the abbot’s quarters to meet the Dowager. The moment she saw Xuande, she was overjoyed and said to Venerable Lord Qiao, “He is truly my son-in-law!” Lord Qiao said, “Xuande has the aspect of dragon and phoenix and a countenance like Heaven’s own sun. Moreover, his benevolence and virtue are renowned throughout the world. For the Dowager to gain such an excellent son-in-law is truly cause for rejoicing.” Xuande bowed his thanks, and they shared a banquet in the abbot’s quarters.

After a short while, Zilong entered bearing his sword and stood beside Xuande. The Dowager asked, “Who is this?” Xuande replied, “Zhao Zilong of Changshan.” The Dowager said, “Is he not the man who carried A’dou to safety at Changban near Dangyang?” Xuande said, “He is.” The Dowager said, “A true general!” and at once bestowed wine upon him. Zhao Yun said to Xuande, “Just now, while inspecting the galleries, I saw swordsmen and axemen lying in ambush inside the chambers. They can harbor no good intention. You must inform the Dowager.” Xuande went to his knees before the Dowager’s seat and said tearfully, “If Liu Bei is to be killed, I beg that I be executed here and now.” The Dowager asked, “Why do you say such a thing?” Xuande replied, “Swordsmen and axemen are secretly lying in ambush beneath the galleries. If not to kill Bei, then for what purpose are they there?”

The Dowager flew into a great rage and rebuked Sun Quan: “Now that Xuande is my son-in-law, he is as my own child. Why have you hidden swordsmen and axemen beneath the galleries?” Quan pretended to know nothing and summoned Lü Fan for questioning. Fan shifted the blame to Jia Hua. The Dowager summoned Jia Hua and reviled him, but Hua stood silent and said nothing. The Dowager shouted an order to have him beheaded. Xuande pleaded, “If a great commander is executed, it will bode ill for this marriage. Bei could not long remain beneath your protection.” Venerable Lord Qiao also interceded. Only then did the Dowager angrily dismiss Jia Hua. The swordsmen and axemen all fled away clutching their heads like scurrying rats. Xuande changed his garments and went out before the hall, where he saw a block of stone in the courtyard. Drawing the sword worn by one of his attendants, he looked up to Heaven and prayed, “If Liu Bei is destined to return to Jingzhou and accomplish the enterprise of king and hegemon, let one stroke split this stone in two. If I am to die in this place, let the sword fail to cleave it.” When he had spoken, his hand rose and the sword fell. Sparks flew, and the stone split in two.

Sun Quan, who had watched from behind, asked, “Why does Lord Xuande bear such hatred toward this stone?” Xuande replied, “Bei is nearly fifty years old, yet has been unable to destroy the traitorous faction for the sake of the state, and for this I have always bitterly reproached myself. Now the Dowager has graciously taken me as her son-in-law. This is the great opportunity of my life. Just now I sought a divination from Heaven: if I am to destroy Cao Cao and restore the Han, then let me cut this stone in two. And so indeed it has happened.” Quan thought secretly, “Can Liu Bei be using these words to deceive me?” He too drew his sword and said to Xuande, “I also shall seek a divination from Heaven. If I am to destroy the traitor Cao, then I too shall split this stone.” But secretly he prayed, “If I am to recover Jingzhou and bring prosperity to Eastern Wu, let this stone be cut in half!” His hand rose and his sword fell, and the great stone split open. To this day, the stone bearing the cross-shaped cuts remains. A later poet, viewing this famous relic, wrote in praise:

When precious swords descended, mountain stone was cleft;Gold rings rang out, and fiery sparks were born.The rising fortunes of two realms were Heaven’s decree;From that day forth, the tripod held the world.

The two men cast aside their swords and entered the banquet hand in hand. After several more rounds of wine, Sun Qian caught Xuande’s eye. Xuande excused himself, saying, “Bei cannot bear any more wine and begs leave to withdraw.” Sun Quan escorted him outside the temple, where the two stood side by side and gazed upon the rivers and mountains. Xuande said, “This is the finest landscape under Heaven!” To this day, an inscription at Sweet Dew Temple reads: “The Finest Landscape Under Heaven.” A later poet wrote in praise:

Rain clears from river hills enfolding emerald peaks;Within this carefree realm, delight is unsurpassed.Where heroes of a former age once fixed their gaze,The cliffs still stand unchanged against the wind and waves.

As the two were admiring the view, the river wind swept mightily, the vast waves rolled like snow, and white breakers surged to the sky. Suddenly they saw a tiny leaflike boat upon the waves, gliding over the river as though traveling level ground. Xuande sighed and said, “‘Southerners sail boats, northerners ride horses’—the saying is indeed true.” Hearing this, Sun Quan thought, “By those words Liu Bei is mocking me for being unaccustomed to riding.” He ordered his attendants to bring a horse, sprang into the saddle, galloped down the mountain, then lashed the horse and raced back up the ridge. Laughing, he said to Xuande, “Can a southerner not ride?” At this Xuande lifted the skirts of his robe and leaped onto horseback, flew down the mountain, then galloped back up again. The two reined in their horses on the hillside, raised their whips, and laughed aloud. To this day the place is called Horse-Halting Slope. A later poet wrote:

They spurred their dragon steeds with lordly confidence;Riding rein to rein, the two surveyed the land.East Wu and Western Shu rose each to royal power;Through ages Horse-Halting Slope preserves their fame.

That day the two rode back side by side. All the people of Nanxu offered congratulations. Xuande returned to the posthouse and consulted Sun Qian. Qian said, “My lord need only appeal earnestly to Venerable Lord Qiao and have the marriage completed as soon as possible, lest some other trouble arise.” The following day, Xuande again rode to Lord Qiao’s residence and dismounted before the gate. Lord Qiao received him and led him inside. After they had exchanged courtesies and finished their tea, Xuande said, “Many people here east of the river seek to harm Liu Bei. I fear I cannot remain long.” Lord Qiao said, “Set your mind at ease, Xuande. I shall report this to the Dowager and ask her to extend her protection to you.”

Xuande bowed his thanks and returned. Venerable Lord Qiao went in to see the Dowager and told her that Xuande feared someone was plotting to harm him and wished to leave at once. The Dowager angrily declared, “He is my son-in-law! Who dares harm him?” She immediately ordered him moved into the private residence for the time being and directed that an auspicious day be chosen to complete the marriage. Xuande himself went in and told the Dowager, “I fear it will be inconvenient for Zhao Yun to remain outside, and there will be no one to keep the soldiers under discipline.” The Dowager ordered them all moved into the residence to lodge, leaving none at the posthouse, lest trouble arise. Xuande secretly rejoiced.

Within a few days, a magnificent banquet was arranged, and Lady Sun was wed to Xuande. That evening, after the guests had dispersed, two files of red torches escorted Xuande to the bridal chamber. In the lamplight he saw spears and swords massed everywhere, while the waiting maids, all girded with blades and hung with sabers, stood in two ranks on either side. Xuande was so terrified that his soul nearly left his body. Just so:

Aghast, he saw the sword-armed maidens stand,And feared that Eastern Wu had laid an ambush.

What was the reason for all this? Read the next chapter to learn.

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Dowager Wu Views the Bridegroom at the Monastery; Liu Bei Weds His Fair Match

Now Zhuge Liang, hearing that Lu Su had arrived, went out of the city with Liu Bei to welcome him. They escorted him to the government offices and exchanged greetings. Lu Su said, “My lord heard that your nephew had passed away. He has specially prepared a modest offering and sent me here to pay his respects. Commander Zhou also sends his warmest regards to Imperial Uncle Liu and Master Zhuge.” Liu Bei and Zhuge Liang rose and thanked him, accepted the gifts, and laid out a banquet in his honor. Lu Su said, “Previously, Imperial Uncle, you said, ‘Once the young lord is no longer here, I will return Jingzhou at once.’ Now that the young lord has passed away, you will surely return it. May I ask when the transfer can be made?” Liu Bei said, “For now, sir, please drink. There is a matter we must discuss.”

Lu Su reluctantly drank several cups, then raised the question again. Before Liu Bei could answer, Zhuge Liang’s expression changed, and he said, “Zijing, how unreasonable you are! Must you press a man for an answer? Ever since our founding emperor Gao slew the serpent, raised the righteous standard, and established the dynasty, the empire has been handed down to the present day. Unfortunately, treacherous warlords have risen everywhere, each occupying his own territory. But Heaven’s justice will inevitably prevail, and the rightful dynasty will be restored. My lord is a descendant of Prince Jing of Zhongshan, a great-great-grandson of Emperor Jing, and uncle to the present emperor. Is he not entitled to be enfeoffed with territory? Moreover, Liu Jingsheng was my lord’s elder brother. What could be more proper than for a younger brother to inherit his elder brother’s domain? Your lord is merely the son of a minor official from Qiantang and has never rendered any service or shown any virtue toward the imperial court. Yet now, relying on force, he occupies six commanderies and eighty-one districts. Still unsatisfied in his greed, he wishes to swallow up the lands of the Han. The realm belongs to the Liu house, yet my lord, whose surname is Liu, is to have no share in it, while your lord, whose surname is Sun, insists on fighting for it. Besides, in the Battle of Red Cliffs, my lord bore much of the toil, and all his generals risked their lives. Was it accomplished by the strength of Eastern Wu alone? If I had not summoned the southeast wind, how could Zhou Yu have achieved even half a measure of success? Once the Southlands had fallen, never mind the Two Qiaos being placed in the Bronze Bird Tower—even the wives and children of you gentlemen would not have been safe. The reason my lord did not answer you at once was that Zijing is a man of intelligence and understanding, and should not need everything explained in detail. How can you be so utterly blind to the facts?”

This speech left Lu Zijing silent and unable to answer. After a long while, he said, “What Zhuge Liang says may well be reasonable. Unfortunately, it leaves me in a very difficult position.” Zhuge Liang said, “What difficulty is there?” Lu Su replied, “When Imperial Uncle suffered disaster at Dangyang, it was I who brought Zhuge Liang across the river to meet my lord. Later, when Zhou Gongjin wanted to raise an army and seize Jingzhou, it was I who stopped him. And when it was said that Jingzhou would be returned after the young lord’s death, it was again I who gave my guarantee. Now, if that promise is not honored, how can I answer for it? My lord and Zhou Gongjin will certainly hold me guilty. I would not resent dying, but I fear that Eastern Wu will be provoked into taking up arms. Then Imperial Uncle will not be able to sit securely in Jingzhou either, and all this will merely become a laughingstock.”

Zhuge Liang said, “Cao Cao commands a million men and acts in the emperor’s name, yet I pay him no heed! Why should I fear a mere boy like Zhou Yu? If you are only concerned that this will make you look bad, I will advise my lord to draw up a written agreement stating that Jingzhou is merely being borrowed as a base for the time being. When my lord acquires territory elsewhere, he will hand Jingzhou back to Eastern Wu. What do you think of that?” Lu Su said, “What place does Zhuge Liang intend to seize before returning Jingzhou to Eastern Wu?” Zhuge Liang said, “The Central Plains cannot be taken quickly. But Liu Zhang of Xichuan is weak and benighted, and my lord intends to take his territory. Once we have taken Xichuan, we will return Jingzhou.”

Lu Su had no alternative and could only agree. Liu Bei personally wrote out a document and signed it. Zhuge Kongming, acting as guarantor, signed it as well. Zhuge Liang said, “I am one of Imperial Uncle’s own people, so how can I serve as his guarantor? May I trouble Master Zijing to sign it too? That will also make it more acceptable when you return to see the Marquis of Wu.” Lu Su said, “I know Imperial Uncle to be a man of benevolence and honor. He will surely not betray me.” He then signed the document and took it into his keeping. When the banquet ended, he took his leave. Liu Bei and Zhuge Liang escorted him to his ship. Zhuge Liang instructed him, “When Zijing returns to see the Marquis of Wu, explain our intentions tactfully and tell him not to indulge in wild fantasies. If he refuses to recognize this document, I will cast aside all courtesy and seize all eighty-one districts as well. For now, I only want our two houses to remain on good terms and not give the Cao traitor anything to laugh at.”

Lu Su said farewell, boarded his ship, and returned. He first went to Chaisang Commandery to see Zhou Yu. Zhou Yu asked, “Zijing, how did your demand for Jingzhou go?” Lu Su said, “I have a written agreement here.” He presented it to Zhou Yu. Zhou Yu stamped his foot and said, “Zijing, you have fallen into Zhuge Liang’s trap! In name, they are borrowing the territory; in reality, they mean to keep it by shamelessly denying the debt. They say they will return it after taking Xichuan, but who knows when they will take Xichuan? If they fail to take it for ten years, will they refuse to return Jingzhou for ten years? What use is a document like this? And you have even acted as their guarantor! If they fail to return it, you will certainly be implicated. What will you do when our lord holds you guilty?”

On hearing this, Lu Su sat stunned for a long while, then said, “I do not think Liu Bei will betray me.” Zhou Yu said, “Zijing, you are an honest man. Liu Bei is a ruthless hero, and Zhuge Liang is a crafty schemer. I fear they do not share your integrity.” Lu Su said, “If that is so, what am I to do?” Zhou Yu said, “Zijing, you are my benefactor. Remembering how you once pointed to your granary and gave me its contents, how could I fail to save you? Set your mind at ease and stay here for several days. Once the scouts from north of the river return with detailed information, I will make other arrangements.” Lu Su remained anxious and uneasy.

Several days later, a scout returned and reported, “Cloth banners have been raised throughout Jingzhou for funeral rites, a new grave has been built outside the city, and all the soldiers wear mourning.” Zhou Yu asked in alarm, “Who has died?” The scout said, “Liu Xuande has lost Lady Gan. Her funeral and burial are now being arranged.” Zhou Yu said to Lu Su, “My plan has succeeded! Liu Bei will be made to submit and be bound, and Jingzhou will be ours as easily as turning over a hand!” Lu Su asked, “What plan do you propose?” Zhou Yu said, “Liu Bei has lost his wife and will surely marry again. Our lord has a younger sister who is extraordinarily bold and fierce. She has several hundred maidservants, all of whom habitually carry blades, and her chambers are filled throughout with weapons. Even men cannot compare with her. I will now write a memorial to our lord, asking him to send someone to Jingzhou as a matchmaker and invite Liu Bei to come marry into the Sun family. Once he has been lured to Nanxu, he will neither gain the wife nor escape confinement. We will imprison him, then send someone to demand Jingzhou in exchange for Liu Bei. Once they hand over the cities of Jingzhou, I will have another plan. Then, Zijing, you will be entirely free of trouble.”

Lu Su bowed in thanks. Zhou Yu wrote his memorial, selected a fast ship, and sent Lu Su to Nanxu to see Sun Quan. Lu Su first explained the matter of lending Jingzhou and presented the document. Sun Quan said, “How could you be so muddleheaded? What use is a document like this?” Lu Su said, “Commander Zhou has sent a memorial, which is here. He says that by using this plan, we can obtain Jingzhou.”

After reading it, Sun Quan nodded, secretly delighted, and thought, “Who can be sent?” Suddenly it came to him, and he said, “No one but Lü Fan will do.” He summoned Lü Fan and said, “I have recently heard that Liu Xuande has lost his wife. I have a younger sister, and I wish to invite Xuande to marry into my family as my brother-in-law. Our two houses will be joined forever in marriage, and together we will defeat Cao Cao and uphold the house of Han. No one but Ziheng can serve as matchmaker. I hope you will go to Jingzhou at once and make the proposal.” Lü Fan accepted the command. That same day, he prepared ships, took several attendants, and set out for Jingzhou.

Now ever since Lady Gan’s death, Liu Bei had been troubled day and night. One day, while he was chatting with Zhuge Liang, a man reported that Eastern Wu had sent Lü Fan. Zhuge Liang smiled and said, “This is a scheme of Zhou Yu’s, certainly on account of Jingzhou. I will listen secretly from behind the screen. Whatever he says, my lord should agree to it all. Keep the visitor at the posthouse, and we will discuss the matter separately.”

Liu Bei ordered Lü Fan admitted. After the formal greetings, they sat down. When tea had been served, Liu Bei asked, “Ziheng, you must have some message for me?” Lü Fan said, “I recently heard that Imperial Uncle had lost his spouse. There is an excellent match available, so despite the delicacy of the matter, I have come especially to act as matchmaker. I do not know what Your Honor thinks of it.” Liu Bei said, “To lose one’s wife in middle age is a great misfortune. Her bones are not yet cold. How could I bear to discuss another marriage so soon?” Lü Fan said, “A man without a wife is like a house without a ridge beam. How can human relations be abandoned halfway through life? My lord, the Marquis of Wu, has a younger sister who is beautiful and virtuous, and worthy to serve you as a wife. If our two houses form a marriage alliance, the Cao traitor will not dare look the southeast squarely in the face. This matter benefits both family and state, so Imperial Uncle need have no doubts. But Lady Wu, our Dowager, dearly loves her youngest daughter and will not consent to marry her far away. Imperial Uncle must therefore come to Eastern Wu for the wedding.” Liu Bei said, “Does the Marquis of Wu know about this?” Lü Fan replied, “If I had not first reported it to the Marquis of Wu, how would I dare come here so presumptuously to propose it?” Liu Bei said, “I am already fifty years old, and my hair at the temples is turning gray. The Marquis of Wu’s sister is in the prime of youth. I fear we would not be a suitable match.” Lü Fan said, “Though the Marquis of Wu’s sister is a woman, her ambitions surpass those of men. She often says, ‘Unless he is a hero of the realm, I will not serve him.’ Imperial Uncle’s fame is known throughout the land. This is truly a case of a virtuous lady matched with a noble gentleman. Why should a difference in age keep you apart?” Liu Bei said, “Please stay here for a while. I will give you my answer tomorrow.”

That day Liu Bei held a banquet for Lü Fan and lodged him at the posthouse. That evening, Liu Bei discussed the matter with Zhuge Liang. Zhuge Liang said, “I already know why he has come. Just now I cast the yarrow stalks and obtained an omen of the greatest good fortune. My lord may agree at once. First send Sun Qian back with Lü Fan to see the Marquis of Wu. Once the agreement has been made in person, choose a date and go there for the marriage.” Liu Bei said, “Zhou Yu has devised a plan to kill me. How can I lightly venture into such a dangerous place?” Zhuge Liang laughed loudly. “Though Zhou Yu knows how to devise schemes, can he outwit Zhuge Liang? With one small stratagem, I will leave Zhou Yu unable to accomplish even half a measure. The Marquis of Wu’s sister will also become my lord’s, and Jingzhou will be perfectly secure.”

Liu Bei remained doubtful and could not decide. Zhuge Liang nevertheless instructed Sun Qian to go to Jiangnan and settle the marriage. Sun Qian received his instructions and traveled with Lü Fan to Jiangnan, where they went to see Sun Quan. Sun Quan said, “I truly wish to invite Xuande to marry into my family as the husband of my younger sister. I have no ulterior motive.” Sun Qian bowed in thanks and returned to Jingzhou. He told Liu Bei that the Marquis of Wu was waiting especially for his lordship to come and complete the marriage. Liu Bei remained suspicious and did not dare go. Zhuge Liang said, “I have already devised three stratagems, and no one but Zilong can carry them out.” He summoned Zhao Yun, drew him close, and whispered in his ear, “You are to protect my lord on his journey into Wu. Take these three brocade bags. Each contains a brilliant stratagem. Carry them out in order.” He gave Zhao Yun the three brocade bags, and Zhao Yun concealed them next to his body. Zhuge Liang first sent men to Eastern Wu with the betrothal gifts, and all preparations were completed.

It was the tenth month of winter in the fourteenth year of Jian’an. Liu Bei, Zhao Yun, and Sun Qian took ten fast ships and more than five hundred followers, left Jingzhou, and set out for Nanxu. All affairs in Jingzhou were left to Zhuge Liang’s decision. Liu Bei felt deeply uneasy. When they reached Nanxu, the ships came alongside the bank. Zhao Yun said, “The military adviser gave me three brilliant stratagems, to be carried out in order. Now that we have arrived here, we should first open the first brocade bag and see what it says.”

Zhao Yun opened the bag and read the plan. He then summoned the five hundred accompanying soldiers and instructed each of them exactly what to do. The soldiers accepted their orders and departed. He also told Liu Bei to go first and visit Lord Qiao. This Lord Qiao was the father of the Two Qiaos and lived in Nanxu. Liu Bei brought sheep and wine as gifts and went first to pay his respects. He told Lord Qiao that Lü Fan had acted as matchmaker and that he was to marry the lady. The five hundred soldiers accompanying him all wore red and hung themselves with colored ribbons. They entered the city to purchase supplies, spreading the news that Liu Bei had come to marry into the ruling family of Eastern Wu. Everyone in the city soon knew of it. When Sun Quan learned that Liu Bei had arrived, he ordered Lü Fan to receive him and lodge him for the time being at the posthouse.

After Lord Qiao had met Liu Bei, he went to see Lady Wu and congratulate her. Lady Wu said, “What happy event is there?” Lord Qiao said, “Your beloved daughter has been promised to Liu Xuande as his wife, and now Xuande has arrived. Why have you concealed it from me?” Lady Wu exclaimed in alarm, “I know nothing of this!” She immediately sent someone to summon the Marquis of Wu and ask whether it was true. At the same time, she sent people into the city to investigate. They all returned and reported, “It is indeed true. Your son-in-law is already lodged at the posthouse. The five hundred soldiers accompanying him are all in the city buying pigs, sheep, fruit, and other provisions in preparation for the wedding. Lü Fan is the matchmaker for the bride’s family, and Sun Qian for the groom’s family. Both are attending him at the posthouse.” Lady Wu was greatly startled.

A short while later, Sun Quan entered the rear hall to see his mother. Lady Wu beat her breast and wept bitterly. Sun Quan asked, “Mother, why are you so distressed?” Lady Wu said, “You truly treat me as though I were nothing! When my elder sister was near death, what instructions did she give you?” Sun Quan said in alarm, “Mother, if you have something to say, please say it plainly. Why torment yourself like this?” Lady Wu said, “When a son grows up, he must marry; when a daughter grows up, she must be given in marriage. This has always been the natural order. I am your mother, and such a matter should have been reported to me. You are taking Liu Xuande as your brother-in-law. How could you conceal it from me? The girl is my daughter!”

Sun Quan was startled and asked, “Where did you hear such a thing?” Lady Wu said, “If you do not want something known, do not do it. Who among all the people in the city does not know? Yet you kept it from me!” Lord Qiao said, “I have known about it for many days and came today especially to offer my congratulations.” Sun Quan said, “That is not how matters stand. This is a scheme of Zhou Yu’s. Because we want to take Jingzhou, we used the marriage as a pretext to lure Liu Bei here and imprison him. Then we will demand Jingzhou in exchange for him. If they refuse, we will first behead Liu Bei. This is only a stratagem, not a genuine marriage proposal.”

Lady Wu flew into a rage and cursed Zhou Yu: “You are grand commander over six commanderies and eighty-one districts, yet you cannot devise a single proper plan to take Jingzhou! Instead, you use my daughter’s name in a beauty trap! If Liu Bei is killed, my daughter will be widowed before she even passes through the bridal gate. How could we arrange another marriage for her afterward? You would ruin my daughter’s entire life! What a fine business you men are conducting!” Lord Qiao said, “Even if this plan gained us Jingzhou, the whole world would despise us. How could such a thing be done?” Sun Quan was left silent and unable to answer. Lady Wu continued cursing Zhou Yu without pause. Lord Qiao advised her, “Since matters have come this far, and Imperial Uncle Liu is a kinsman of the Han imperial house, it would be better to take him as your son-in-law in earnest and avoid disgrace.” Sun Quan said, “I fear their ages are unsuitable.” Lord Qiao said, “Imperial Uncle Liu is a hero of the present age. If you gain such a brother-in-law, he will bring no dishonor upon your younger sister.” Lady Wu said, “I have never met Imperial Uncle Liu. Arrange for me to see him tomorrow at Sweet Dew Temple. If he does not please me, you may do as you wish. If he does please me, I will give him my daughter myself.”

Sun Quan was a most filial son. Hearing his mother speak this way, he immediately agreed. He went outside, summoned Lü Fan, and ordered him to prepare a banquet in the abbot’s quarters at Sweet Dew Temple the next day, for Lady Wu wished to see Liu Bei. Lü Fan said, “Why not order Jia Hua to lead three hundred swordsmen and axemen and conceal them in the two side galleries? If Lady Wu is displeased with him, one signal will bring them out from both sides to seize him.” Sun Quan therefore summoned Jia Hua and ordered him to make preparations in advance and watch Lady Wu’s reactions.

Meanwhile, Lord Qiao took leave of Lady Wu and returned home. He sent someone to inform Liu Bei that the Marquis of Wu and Lady Wu wished to meet him personally the next day, and warned him to be extremely careful. Liu Bei discussed the matter with Sun Qian and Zhao Yun. Zhao Yun said, “Tomorrow’s meeting promises more danger than good fortune. I will personally lead the five hundred soldiers to protect you.”

The next day, Lady Wu and Lord Qiao were the first to take their seats in the abbot’s quarters at Sweet Dew Temple. Sun Quan arrived afterward with a group of advisers, then sent Lü Fan to the posthouse to invite Liu Bei. Liu Bei wore fine armor beneath a brocade robe. With an attendant following close behind carrying his sword, he mounted and rode to Sweet Dew Temple. Zhao Yun, fully armed and equipped, led the five hundred soldiers after him. On reaching the temple, Liu Bei dismounted and first met Sun Quan. Sun Quan observed Liu Bei’s extraordinary bearing and felt a measure of fear.

After the two had exchanged formal courtesies, they entered the abbot’s quarters to see Lady Wu. When Lady Wu saw Liu Bei, she was delighted and said to Lord Qiao, “He is truly my son-in-law!” Lord Qiao said, “Xuande has the bearing of dragon and phoenix and the countenance of one destined for greatness. Moreover, his benevolence and virtue are known throughout the world. For Lady Wu to gain such an excellent son-in-law is truly a cause for celebration.” Liu Bei bowed in thanks, and they all attended the banquet in the abbot’s quarters.

A short while later, Zhao Zilong entered wearing his sword and stood beside Liu Bei. Lady Wu asked, “Who is this?” Liu Bei replied, “This is Zhao Zilong of Changshan.” Lady Wu asked, “Is he the man who carried A’dou in his arms at Changban near Dangyang?” Liu Bei said, “He is.” Lady Wu said, “A true general!” She then bestowed wine on him. Zhao Yun said to Liu Bei, “Just now, while inspecting the galleries, I saw swordsmen and axemen lying in ambush inside the rooms. They can have no good intentions. You should inform Lady Wu.” Liu Bei knelt before Lady Wu’s place at the banquet and said tearfully, “If you mean to kill Liu Bei, please have me executed here.” Lady Wu said, “Why do you say such a thing?” Liu Bei said, “Swordsmen and axemen are secretly lying in ambush in the galleries. If not to kill me, then why are they there?”

Lady Wu flew into a rage and rebuked Sun Quan: “Now that Xuande is my son-in-law, he is as my own child. Why have you concealed swordsmen and axemen in the galleries?” Sun Quan claimed to know nothing of it and summoned Lü Fan for questioning. Lü Fan shifted the blame to Jia Hua. Lady Wu summoned Jia Hua and berated him, but Jia Hua remained silent. Lady Wu shouted an order for him to be beheaded. Liu Bei pleaded, “If you execute a great general, it will bring ill fortune to this marriage. I will find it difficult to remain long under your protection.” Lord Qiao also interceded. Only then did Lady Wu angrily dismiss Jia Hua. The swordsmen and axemen fled in terror, clutching their heads like scurrying rats. Liu Bei changed his clothes and went out before the hall, where he saw a stone block in the courtyard. Drawing the sword worn by one of his attendants, he looked up to Heaven and prayed, “If Liu Bei is destined to return to Jingzhou and accomplish the work of a king and hegemon, let one stroke of this sword split the stone in two. If I am to die in this place, let the sword fail to cleave it.” When he had finished speaking, his hand rose and the sword fell. Sparks flew, and the stone was cut in two.

Sun Quan saw this from behind and asked, “Lord Xuande, why do you hate that stone?” Liu Bei said, “I am nearly fifty years old, yet I have been unable to eliminate the traitorous faction for the sake of the state, and I have always hated myself for it. Now Lady Wu has graciously taken me as her son-in-law. This is the great opportunity of my life. Just now I asked Heaven for an omen: if I am to defeat Cao Cao and restore the Han, let me cut this stone apart. And so it has happened.” Sun Quan thought to himself, “Could Liu Bei be using these words to deceive me?” He too drew his sword and said to Liu Bei, “I will also ask Heaven for an omen. If I am to defeat the Cao traitor, let me cut this stone apart as well.” But in secret he prayed, “If I am to recover Jingzhou and make Eastern Wu prosper, let me cut this stone in two!” His hand rose and the sword fell, and the great stone also split open. To this day, the stone bearing the cross-shaped cuts still remains. A later poet who viewed this celebrated relic wrote in praise:When precious swords fell, the mountain stone was severed;Golden rings rang out, and fiery sparks were born.The rising power of both realms was Heaven’s decree;From this time on, the world stood firm on three legs.

The two men cast aside their swords, took each other by the hand, and returned to the banquet. After several more rounds of wine, Sun Qian signaled Liu Bei with his eyes. Liu Bei excused himself, saying, “I cannot hold any more wine. I ask leave to withdraw.” Sun Quan escorted him out before the temple. The two stood side by side, gazing over the rivers and mountains. Liu Bei said, “This is truly the finest landscape under Heaven!” To this day, the inscription at Sweet Dew Temple reads: “The Finest Landscape Under Heaven.” A later poet wrote in praise:After the rain, green hills enfold the river like spiral shells;In this carefree realm, delight is at its height.Where heroes once stood gazing in days gone by,The cliffs remain, still braving wind and waves.

As the two men admired the view, a mighty wind swept over the river. Great waves rolled like snow, and white breakers surged toward the sky. Suddenly they saw a tiny leaflike boat riding the waves and moving over the river as smoothly as though over level ground. Liu Bei sighed and said, “‘Southerners handle boats, northerners ride horses.’ The saying is indeed true.” Hearing this, Sun Quan thought, “By saying this, Liu Bei is mocking me for being unaccustomed to riding horses.” He ordered his attendants to bring a horse, sprang onto its back, galloped down the mountain, then lashed it and rode back up the ridge. Laughing, he said to Liu Bei, “Are southerners unable to ride horses?” At these words, Liu Bei gathered up his robe, leaped onto his horse’s back, raced down the mountain, then galloped back up again. The two reined in their horses on the hillside, raised their whips, and laughed heartily. To this day, the place is called Reining Horse Slope. A later poet wrote:Galloping their dragon steeds, their spirits soared;The two rode rein to rein and viewed the hills and streams.Eastern Wu and Western Shu achieved imperial power;Through all the ages Reining Horse Slope remains.

That day, the two rode back side by side. Every inhabitant of Nanxu offered congratulations. Liu Bei returned to the posthouse and consulted with Sun Qian. Sun Qian said, “My lord should earnestly appeal to Lord Qiao and complete the marriage as soon as possible, lest some other trouble arise.” The next day, Liu Bei again rode to Lord Qiao’s residence and dismounted before the gate. Lord Qiao welcomed him inside. After they had exchanged courtesies and finished their tea, Liu Bei said, “Many people here east of the river wish to harm Liu Bei. I fear I cannot remain here long.” Lord Qiao said, “Xuande, set your mind at ease. I will inform Lady Wu on your behalf and have her protect you.”

Liu Bei bowed in thanks and returned. Lord Qiao went to see Lady Wu and told her that Liu Bei feared someone was plotting to harm him and urgently wished to return home. Lady Wu said in great anger, “He is my son-in-law! Who dares harm him?” She immediately ordered that Liu Bei be moved into the academy residence for the time being, and that an auspicious day be selected to complete the marriage. Liu Bei himself went in and told Lady Wu, “I only fear it will be inconvenient for Zhao Yun to remain outside, and there will be no one to keep the soldiers under control.” Lady Wu ordered all of them to move into the compound and lodge there, rather than remain at the posthouse, lest trouble arise. Liu Bei was secretly delighted.

Within a few days, a magnificent wedding feast was arranged, and Lady Sun was married to Liu Bei. That evening, after the guests had dispersed, two rows of red torches escorted Liu Bei to the bridal chamber. In the lamplight, he saw spears and swords clustered everywhere. The maidservants all wore swords and carried blades, standing in two lines on either side. Liu Bei was so terrified that his soul nearly left his body. Indeed:Alarmed, he saw the maids stand armed with blades,And thought Eastern Wu had laid another ambush.What was the reason for all this? Read the next chapter to learn what happened.

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