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第七十五回 心猿鑽透陰陽體 魔主還歸大道真
卻說孫大聖進於洞口,兩邊觀看。只見:
骷髏若嶺,骸骨如林。人頭髮屣成氈片,人皮肉爛作泥塵。人筋纏在樹上,乾焦晃亮如銀。真個是尸山血海,果然腥臭難聞。東邊小妖,將活人拿了剮肉;西下潑魔,把人肉鮮煮鮮烹。若非美猴王如此英雄膽,第二個凡夫也進不得他門。
不多時,行入二層門裡看時,呀!這裡卻比外面不同:清奇幽雅,秀麗寬平;左右有瑤草仙花,前後有喬松翠竹。又行七八里遠近,才到三層門。閃著身,偷著眼看處,那上面高坐三個老妖,十分獰惡。中間的那個生得:
鑿牙鋸齒,圓頭方面。聲吼若雷,眼光如電。仰鼻朝天,赤眉飄焰。但行處,百獸心慌;若坐下,群魔膽戰。這一個是獸中王青毛獅子怪。
左手下那個生得:
鳳目金睛,黃牙粗腿。長鼻銀毛,看頭似尾。圓額皺眉,身軀磊磊。細聲如窈窕佳人,玉面似牛頭惡鬼。這一個是藏齒修身多年的黃牙老象。
右手下那一個生得:
金翅鯤頭,星睛豹眼。振北圖南,剛強勇敢。變生翱翔,鷃笑龍慘。摶風翮百鳥藏頭,舒利爪諸禽喪膽。這個是雲程九萬的大鵬鵰。
那兩下列著有百十大小頭目,一個個全裝披掛,介冑整齊,威風凜凜,殺氣騰騰。
行者見了,心中歡喜,一些兒不怕,大踏步徑直進門,把梆鈴卸下,朝上叫聲:「大王。」三個老魔笑呵呵問道:「小鑽風,你來了?」行者應聲道:「來了。」「你去巡山,打聽孫行者的下落何如?」行者道:「大王在上,我也不敢說起。」老魔道:「怎麼不敢說?」行者道:「我奉大王命,敲著梆鈴,正然走處,猛擡頭,只看見一個人,蹲在那裡磨杠子,還像個開路神,若站將起來,足有十數丈長短。他就著那澗崖石上,抄一把水,磨一磨,口裡又念一聲,說他那杠子到此還不曾顯個神通,他要磨明,就來打大王。我因此知他是孫行者,特來報知。」
那老魔聞此言,渾身是汗,諕得戰呵呵的道:「兄弟,我說莫惹唐僧。他徒弟神通廣大,預先作了準備,磨棍打我們,卻怎生是好?」教:「小的們,把洞外大小俱叫進來,關了門,讓他過去罷。」那頭目中有知道的報:「大王,門外小妖已都散了。」老魔道:「怎麼都散了?想是聞得風聲不好也。快早關門,快早關門。」眾妖乒乓把前後門盡皆牢拴緊閉。
行者自心驚道:「這一關了門,他再問我家長裡短的事,我對不來,卻不弄走了風,被他拿住?且再諕他一諕,教他開著門,好跑。」又上前道:「大王,他還說得不好。」老魔道:「他又說甚麼?」行者道:「他說拿大大王剝皮,二大王剮骨,三大王抽筋。你們若關了門,不出去啊,他會變化,一時變了個蒼蠅兒,自門縫裡飛進,把我們都拿出去,卻怎生是好?」老魔道:「兄弟們仔細。我這洞裡,遞年家沒個蒼蠅,但是有蒼蠅進來,就是孫行者。」行者暗笑道:「就變個蒼蠅諕他一諕,好開門。」大聖閃在傍邊,伸手去腦後拔了一根毫毛,吹一口仙氣,叫:「變!」即變做一個金蒼蠅,飛去望老魔劈臉撞了一頭。那老怪慌了道:「兄弟,不停當,那話兒進門來了。」驚得那大小群妖,一個個丫鈀掃帚,都上前亂撲蒼蠅。
這大聖忍不住,赥赥的笑出聲來。乾淨他不宜笑,這一笑笑出原嘴臉來了。卻被那第三個老妖魔跳上前,一把扯住道:「哥哥,險些兒被他瞞了。」老魔道:「賢弟,誰瞞誰?」三怪道:「剛才這個回話的小妖不是小鑽風,他就是孫行者。必定撞見小鑽風,不知是他怎麼打殺了,卻變化來哄我們哩。」行者慌了道:「他認得我了。」即把手摸摸,對老怪道:「我怎麼是孫行者?我是小鑽風,大王錯認了。」老魔笑道:「兄弟,他是小鑽風。他一日三次在面前點卯,我認得他。」又問:「你有牌兒麼?」行者道:「有。」擄著衣服,就拿出牌子。老怪一發認實道:「兄弟,莫屈了他。」三怪道:「哥哥,你不曾看見他?他才子閃著身笑了一聲,我見他就露出個雷公嘴來。見我扯住時,他又變作個這等模樣。」叫:「小的們,拿繩來。」眾頭目即取繩索。
三怪把行者扳翻倒,四馬攢蹄綑住。揭起衣裳看時,足足是個弼馬溫。原來行者有七十二般變化,若是變飛禽、走獸、花木、器皿、昆蟲之類,卻就連身子滾去了;但變人物,卻只是頭臉變了,身子變不過來。果然一身黃毛,兩塊紅股,一條尾巴。老妖看著道:「是孫行者的身子,小鑽風的臉皮。是他了。」教:「小的們,先安排酒來,與你三大王遞個得功之杯。既拿倒了孫行者,唐僧坐定是我們口裡食也。」三怪道:「且不要吃酒。孫行者溜撒,他會逃遁之法,只怕走了。教小的們擡出瓶來,把孫行者裝在瓶裡,我們才好吃酒。」
老魔大笑道:「正是,正是。」即點三十六個小妖,入裡面開了庫房門,擡出瓶來。你說那瓶有多大?只得二尺四寸高。怎麼用得三十六個人擡?那瓶乃陰陽二氣之寶,內有七寶八卦、二十四氣,要三十六人,按天罡之數,才擡得動。不一時,將寶瓶擡出,放在三層門外,展得乾淨,揭開蓋。把行者解了繩索,剝了衣服,就著那瓶中仙氣,颼的一聲,吸入裡面,將蓋子蓋上,貼了封皮。卻去吃酒道:「猴兒今番入我寶瓶之中,再莫想那西方之路。若還能夠拜佛求經,除是轉背搖車,再去投胎奪舍是。」你看那大小群妖,一個個笑呵呵,都去賀功不題。
卻說大聖到了瓶中,被那寶貝將身束得小了,索性變化,蹲在當中。半晌,那邊蔭涼,忽失聲笑道:「這妖精外有虛名,內無實事。怎麼告訴人說這瓶裝了人,一時三刻,化為膿血?若似這般涼快,就住上七八年也無事。」咦!大聖原來不知那寶貝根由:假若裝了人,一年不語,一年蔭涼;但聞得人言,就有火來燒了。大聖未曾說完,只見滿瓶都是火焰。幸得他有本事,坐在中間,捻著避火訣,全然不懼。耐到半個時辰,四週圍鑽出四十條蛇來咬。行者掄開手,抓將過來,盡力氣一揝,揝做八十段。少時間,又有三條火龍出來,把行者上下盤遶,著實難禁。自覺慌張無措道:「別事好處,這三條火龍難為。再過一會不出,弄得火氣攻心,怎了?」他想道:「我把身子長一長,券破罷。」好大聖,捻著訣,念聲咒,叫:「長!」即長了丈數高下。那瓶緊靠著身,也就長起去。他把身子往下一小,那瓶兒也就小下來了。行者心驚道:「難難難。怎麼我長他也長,我小他也小?如之奈何?」說不了,孤拐上有些疼痛。急伸手摸摸,卻被火燒軟了。自己心焦道:「怎麼好?孤拐燒軟了,弄做個殘疾之人了。」忍不住吊下淚來。這正是:
遭魔遇苦懷三藏,著難臨危慮聖僧。
道:「師父啊!當年皈正,蒙觀音菩薩勸善,脫離天災。我與你苦歷諸山,收殄多怪,降八戒,得沙僧,千辛萬苦,指望同證西方,共成正果。何期今日遭此毒魔,老孫誤入於此,傾了性命,撇你在半山之中,不能前進。想是我昔日名高,故有今朝之難。」
正此悽愴,忽想起:「菩薩當年在蛇盤山曾賜我三根救命毫毛,不知有無,且等我尋一尋看。」即伸手渾身摸了一把,只見腦後有三根毫毛,十分挺硬。忽喜道:「身上毛都如彼軟熟,只此三根如此硬槍,必然是救我命的。」即便咬著牙,忍著疼,拔下毛,吹口仙氣,叫:「變!」一根即變作金鋼鑽,一根變作竹片,一根變作綿繩。扳張篾片弓兒,牽著那鑽,照瓶底下颼颼的一頓鑽,鑽成一個眼孔,透進光亮。喜道:「造化,造化,卻好出去也。」才變化出身,那瓶復蔭涼了。怎麼就涼?原來被他鑽了,把陰陽之氣泄了,故此遂涼。
好大聖,收了毫毛,將身一小,就變做個蟭蟟蟲兒,十分輕巧,細如鬚髮,長似眉毛,自孔中鑽出且還不走,徑飛在老魔頭上釘著。那老魔正飲酒,猛然放下杯兒道:「三弟,孫行者這回化了麼?」三魔笑道:「還到此時哩?」老魔教傳令擡上瓶來。那下面三十六個小妖即便擡瓶,瓶就輕了許多。慌得眾小妖報道:「大王,瓶輕了。」老魔喝道:「胡說,寶貝乃陰陽二氣之全功,如何輕了?」內中有一個勉強的小妖,把瓶提上來道:「你看這不輕了?」老魔揭蓋看時,只見裡面透亮,忍不住失聲叫道:「這瓶裡空者控也。」大聖在他頭上,也忍不住道一聲「我的兒啊,颼者走也。」眾怪聽見道:「走了,走了。」即傳令:「關門,關門。」
那行者將身一抖,收了剝去的衣服,現本相,跳出洞外,回頭罵道:「妖精不要無禮。瓶子鑽破,裝不得人了,只好拿來出恭。」喜喜歡歡,嚷嚷鬧鬧,踏著雲頭,徑轉唐僧處。那長老正在那裡撮土為香,望空禱祝。行者且停雲頭,聽他禱祝甚的。那長老合掌朝天道:
「祈請雲霞眾位仙,六丁六甲與諸天。願保賢徒孫行者,神通廣大法無邊。」
大聖聽得這般言語,更加努力,收斂雲光,近前叫道:「師父,我來了。」長老攙住道:「悟空,勞碌。你遠探高山,許久不回,我甚憂慮。端的這山中有何吉凶?」行者笑道:「師父,才這一去,一則是東土眾生有緣有分,二來是師父功德無量無邊,三也虧弟子法力。」將前項妝鑽風、陷瓶裡及脫身之事,細陳了一遍。「今得見尊師之面,實為兩世之人也。」長老感謝不盡道:「你這番不曾與妖精賭鬥麼?」行者道:「不曾。」長老道:「這等保不得我過山了?」行者是個好勝的人,叫喊道:「我怎麼保你過山不得?」長老道:「不曾與他見個勝負,只這般含糊,我怎敢前進。」大聖笑道:「師父,你也忒不通變。常言道:『單絲不線,孤掌難鳴。』那魔三個,小妖千萬,教老孫一人怎生與他賭鬥?」長老道:「寡不敵眾,是你一人也難處。八戒、沙僧他也都有本事,教他們都去,與你協力同心,掃淨山路,保我過去罷。」行者沉吟道:「師言最當。著沙僧保護你,著八戒跟我去罷。」那獃子慌了道:「哥哥沒眼色。我又粗夯,無甚本事,走路扛風,跟你何益?」行者道:「兄弟,你雖無甚本事,好道也是個人。俗云:『放屁添風。』你也可壯我些膽氣。」八戒道:「也罷,也罷,望你帶挈帶挈。但只急溜處,莫捉弄我。」長老道:「八戒在意,我與沙僧在此。」
那獃子抖擻神威,與行者縱著狂風,駕著雲霧,跳上高山,即至洞口。早見那洞門緊閉,四顧無人。行者上前,執鐵棒,厲聲高叫道:「妖怪開門!快出來與老孫打耶。」那洞裡小妖報入。老魔心驚膽戰道:「幾年都說猴兒狠,話不虛傳果是真。」二老怪在傍問道:「哥哥怎麼說?」老魔道:「那行者早間變小鑽風混進來,我等不能相識,幸三賢弟認得,把他裝在瓶裡,他弄本事,鑽破瓶兒,卻又攝去衣服走了。如今在外叫戰,誰敢與他打個頭仗?」更無一人答應。又問,又無人答,都是那裝聾推啞。老魔發怒道:「我等在西方大路上忝著個醜名,今日孫行者這般藐視,若不出去與他見陣,也低了名頭。等我捨了這老性命去與他戰上三合。三合戰得過,唐僧還是我們口裡食;戰不過,那時關了門,讓他過去罷。」遂取披掛結束了,開門前走。
行者與八戒在門傍觀看,真是好一個怪物:
鐵額銅頭戴寶盔,盔纓飄舞甚光輝。輝輝掣電雙睛亮,亮亮鋪霞兩鬢飛。勾爪如銀尖且利,鋸牙似鑿密還齊。身披金甲無絲縫,腰束龍絛有見機。手執鋼刀明晃晃,英雄威武世間稀。一聲吆喝如雷震,問道「敲門者是誰」?
大聖轉身道:「是你孫老爺齊天大聖也。」老魔笑道:「你是孫行者?大膽潑猴,我不惹你,你卻為何在此叫戰?」行者道:「『有風方起浪,無潮水自平。』你不惹我,我好尋你?只因你狐群狗黨,結為一夥,算計吃我師父,所以來此施為。」老魔道:「你這等雄糾糾的嚷上我門,莫不是要打麼?」行者道:「正是。」老魔道:「你休猖獗。我若調出妖兵,擺開陣勢,搖旗擂鼓,與你交戰,顯得我是坐家虎,欺負你了。我只與你一個對一個,不許幫丁。」行者聞言,叫:「豬八戒走過,看他把老孫怎的?」那獃子真個閃在一邊。老魔道:「你過來,先與我做個樁兒,讓我盡力氣著光頭砍上三刀,就讓你唐僧過去;假若禁不得,快送你唐僧來,與我做一頓下飯。」行者聞言笑道:「妖怪,你洞裡若有紙筆,取出來,與你立個合同。自今日起,就砍到明年,我也不與你當真。」
那老魔抖擻威風,丁字步站定,雙手舉刀,望大聖劈頂就砍。這大聖把頭往上一迎,只聞扢扠一聲響,頭皮兒紅也不紅。那老魔大驚道:「這猴子好個硬頭兒!」大聖笑道:「你不知。老孫是:
生就銅頭鐵腦蓋,天地乾坤世上無。斧砍鎚敲不得碎,幼年曾入老君爐。四斗星官監臨造,二十八宿用工夫。水浸幾番不得壞,周圍扢搭板筋鋪。唐僧還恐不堅固,預先又上紫金箍。」
老魔道:「猴兒不要說嘴,看我這二刀來,決不容你性命。」行者道:「左右也只這般砍罷了。」老魔道:「猴兒,你不知這刀:
金火爐中造,神功百煉熬。鋒刃依三略,剛強按六韜。卻似蒼蠅尾,猶如白蟒腰。入山雲蕩蕩,下海浪滔滔。琢磨無遍數,煎熬幾百遭。深山古洞放,上陣有功勞。攙著你這和尚天靈蓋,一削就是兩個瓢。」
大聖笑道:「這妖精沒眼色,把老孫認做個瓢頭哩。也罷,誤砍誤讓,教你再砍一刀看怎麼。」
那老魔舉刀又砍,大聖把頭迎一迎,乒乓的劈做兩半個。大聖就地打個滾,變做兩個身子。那妖一見慌了,手按下鋼刀。豬八戒遠遠望見,笑道:「老魔好砍兩刀的,卻不是四個人了?」老魔指定行者道:「聞你能使分身法,怎麼把這法兒拿出在我面前使?」大聖道:「何為分身法?」老魔道:「為甚麼先砍你一刀不動,如今砍你一刀,就是兩個人?」大聖笑道:「妖怪,你切莫害怕。砍上一萬刀,還你二萬個人。」老魔道:「你這猴兒,你只會分身,不會收身。你若有本事收做一個,打我一棍去罷。」大聖道:「不許說謊,你要砍三刀,只砍了我兩刀。教我打一棍,若打了棍半,就不姓孫。」老魔道:「正是,正是。」
好大聖,就把身摟上來,打個滾,依然一個身子,掣棒劈頭就打。那老魔舉刀架住道:「潑猴無禮,甚麼樣個哭喪棒,敢上門打人?」大聖喝道:「你若問我這條棍,天上地下都有名聲。」老魔道:「怎見名聲?」他道:
「棒是九轉鑌鐵煉,老君親手爐中煅。禹王求得號神珍,四海八河為定驗。中間星斗暗鋪陳,兩頭箝裹黃金片。花紋密佈鬼神驚,上造龍紋與鳳篆。名號靈陽棒一條,深藏海藏人難見。成形變化要飛騰,飄颻五色霞光現。老孫得道取歸山,無窮變化多經驗。時間要大甕來粗,或小些微如鐵線。粗如南岳細如針,長短隨吾心意變。輕輕舉動彩雲生,亮亮飛騰如閃電。攸攸冷氣逼人寒,條條殺霧空中現。降龍伏虎謹隨身,天涯海角都遊遍。曾將此棍鬧天宮,威風打散蟠桃宴。天王賭鬥未曾贏,哪吒對敵難交戰。棍打諸神沒躲藏,天兵十萬都逃竄。雷霆眾將護靈霄,飛身打上通明殿。掌朝天使盡皆忙,護駕仙卿俱攪亂。舉棒掀翻北斗宮,回首振開南極院。金闕天皇見棍兇,特請如來與我見。兵家勝敗自如然,困苦災危無可辨。整整挨排五百年,虧了南海菩薩勸。大唐有個出家僧,對天發下洪誓願。枉死城中度鬼魂,靈山會上求經卷。西方一路有妖魔,行動甚是不方便。已知鐵棒世無雙,央我途中為侶伴。邪魔湯著赴幽冥,肉化紅塵骨化麵。處處妖精棒下亡,論萬成千無打算。上方擊壞斗牛宮,下方壓損森羅殿。天將曾將九曜追,地府打傷催命判。半空丟下振山川,勝如太歲新華劍。全憑此棍保唐僧,天下妖魔都打遍。」
那魔聞言,戰兢兢捨著性命,舉刀就砍;猴王笑吟吟使鐵棒前迎。他兩個先時在洞前撐持,然後跳起去,都在半空裡廝殺。這一場好殺:
天河定底神珍棒,棒名如意世間高。誇稱手段魔頭惱,大捍刀擎法力豪。門外爭持還可近,空中賭鬥怎相饒。一個隨心更面目,一個立地長身腰。殺得滿天雲氣重,遍野霧飄颻。那一個幾番立意吃三藏,這一個廣施法力保唐朝。都因佛祖傳經典,邪正分明恨苦交。
那老魔與大聖鬥經二十餘合,不分輸贏。
原來八戒在底下見他兩個戰到好處,忍不住掣鈀架風,跳將起去,望妖魔劈臉就築。那魔慌了。不知八戒是個虎頭性子,冒冒失失的諕人。他只道嘴長耳大,手硬鈀兇,敗了陣,丟了刀,回頭就走。大聖喝道:「趕上,趕上。」這獃子仗著威風,舉著釘鈀,即忙趕下怪去。老魔見他趕的相近,在坡前立定,迎著風頭,幌一幌現了原身,張開大口,就要來吞八戒。八戒害怕,急抽身往草裡一鑽,也管不得荊針棘刺,也顧不得刮破頭疼,戰兢兢的在草裡聽著梆聲。隨後行者趕到,那怪也張口來吞,卻中了他的機關,收了鐵棒,迎將上去,被老魔一口吞之。諕得個獃子在草裡囊囊咄咄的埋怨道:「這個弼馬溫,不識進退。那怪來吃你,你如何不走,反去迎他!這一口吞在肚中,今日還是個和尚,明日就是個大恭也。」那魔得勝而去,這獃子才鑽出草來,溜回舊路。
卻說三藏在那山坡下正與沙僧盼望,只見八戒喘呵呵的跑來。三藏大驚道:「八戒,你怎麼這等狼狽?悟空如何不見?」獃子哭哭啼啼道:「師兄被妖精一口吞下肚去了。」三藏聽言,諕倒在地,半晌間跌腳拳胸道:「徒弟呀,只說你善會降妖,領我西天見佛,怎知今日死於此怪之手。苦哉,苦哉!我弟子同眾的功勞,如今都化作塵土矣。」那師父十分苦痛。你看那獃子,他也不來勸解師父,卻叫:「沙和尚,你拿將行李來,我兩個分了罷。」沙僧道:「二哥,分怎的?」八戒道:「分開了,各人散火:你往流沙河,還去吃人;我往高老莊,看看我渾家。將白馬賣了,與師父買個壽器送終。」長老氣呼呼的聞得此言,叫皇天,放聲大哭。且不題。
卻說那老魔吞了行者,以為得計,徑回本洞,眾妖迎問出戰之功。老魔道:「拿了一個來了。」二魔喜道:「哥哥拿的是誰?」老魔道:「是孫行者。」二魔道:「拿在何處?」老魔道:「被我一口吞在腹中哩。」第三個魔頭大驚道:「大哥啊,我就不曾吩咐你,孫行者不中吃。」那大聖在肚裡道:「忒中吃,又禁饑,再不得餓。」慌得那小妖道:「大王,不好了,孫行者在你肚裡說話哩。」老魔道:「怕他說話,有本事吃了他,沒本事擺佈他不成?你們快去燒些鹽白湯,等我灌下肚去,把他噦出來,慢慢的煎了吃酒。」小妖真個沖了半盆鹽湯。老怪一飲而乾,洼著口,著實一嘔;那大聖在肚裡生了根,動也不動。卻又攔著喉嚨,往外又吐,吐得頭暈眼花,黃膽都破了;行者越發不動。老魔喘息了,叫聲:「孫行者,你不出來?」行者道:「早哩,正好不出來哩!」老魔道:「你怎麼不出?」行者道:「你這妖精甚不通變。我自做和尚,十分淡薄,如今秋涼,我還穿個單直裰。這肚裡倒暖,又不透風,等我住過冬才好出來。」
眾妖聽說,都道:「大王,孫行者要在你肚裡過冬哩。」老魔道:「他要過冬,我就打起禪來,使個搬運法,一冬不吃飯,就餓殺那弼馬溫。」大聖道:「我兒子,你不知事。老孫保唐僧取經,從廣裡過,帶了個摺疊鍋兒,進來煮雜碎吃。將你這裡邊的肝、腸、肚、肺,細細兒受用,還夠盤纏到清明哩。」那二魔大驚道:「哥啊,這猴子他幹得出來。」三魔道:「哥啊,吃了雜碎也罷,不知在那裡支鍋?」行者道:「三叉骨上好支鍋。」三魔道:「不好了,假若支起鍋,燒動火煙,煼到鼻孔裡,打嚏噴麼?」行者笑道:「沒事,等老孫把金箍棒往頂門裡一搠,搠個窟窿:一則當天窗,二來當煙洞。」
老魔聽說,雖說不怕,卻也心驚,只得硬著膽叫:「兄弟們,莫怕。把我那藥酒拿來,等我吃幾鍾下去,把猴兒藥殺了罷。」行者暗笑道:「老孫五百年前大鬧天宮時,吃老君丹、玉皇酒、王母桃及鳳髓龍肝,那樣東西我不曾吃過?是甚麼藥酒,敢來藥我?」那小妖真個將藥酒篩了兩壺,滿滿斟了一鍾,遞與老魔。老魔接在手中,大聖在肚裡就聞得酒香,道:「不要與他吃。」好大聖,把頭一扭,變做個喇叭口子,張在他喉嚨之下。那怪嘓的嚥下,被行者嘓的接吃了。第二鍾嚥下,被行者嘓的又接吃了。一連吃了七八鍾,都是他接吃了。老魔放下鍾道:「不吃了。這酒常時吃兩鍾,腹中如火;卻才吃了七八鍾,臉上紅也不紅!」
原來這大聖吃不多酒,接了他七八鍾吃了,在肚裡撒起酒風來:不住的支架子、跌四平、踢飛腳、抓住肝花打鞦韆、豎蜻蜓、翻根頭、亂舞。那怪物疼痛難禁,倒在地下。
畢竟不知死活如何,且聽下回分解。
Musean translation
Mouseia’s complete machine-assisted Musean translation, made directly from the Chinese, passage for passage, covering all 100 chapters and 3,782 source paragraphs of the Traditional Chinese text.
The Mind-Monkey Drills Through the Body of Yin and Yang; the Demon Lord Is Returned to the Truth of the Great Way
Now the Great Sage Sun came to the mouth of the cave and looked on either side. He saw:
Skulls like ridges; bones like a forest. Human hair felted into mats; human skin and flesh rotted to mud and dust.Human tendons wound about the trees, dried and glistening like silver.Truly mountains of corpses and seas of blood; truly a stench of gore past bearing.On the east little demons seized living men and carved their flesh; on the west brazen demons boiled and stewed human meat, fresh from the kill.Had the Handsome Monkey King not such a hero's gall, no second mortal could ever have passed his gate.
In a moment he had walked in through the second gate and looked—and ah! here all was different from outside: quiet and elegant, secluded and refined; graceful, spacious, level; to left and right jasper grasses and immortal flowers; before and behind tall pines and kingfisher bamboo. He walked another seven or eight li before reaching the third gate. Slipping aside, he stole a look: there on high sat three old demons, savage to see. The one in the middle was made like this:
Chiseled teeth, saw-jagged fangs; a round head, a square face. A roar like thunder; eyes flashing like lightning.Nostrils tilted toward the sky; red brows streaming flame.Where he walks, the hundred beasts panic in their hearts; when he sits, the demon host trembles with fear.This was the blue-maned lion demon, king of beasts.
On the left hand sat one made like this:
Phoenix eyes, gold-pupiled; yellow tusks, thick legs. A long trunk and silver hair, his head looking like his tail.A round brow, knitted brows; a massive, towering frame.A thin voice like a graceful beauty; a jade face like an ox-headed devil.This was the yellow-tusked old elephant, who had hidden his tusks and cultivated himself for years.
At the right hand sat one made like this:
Gold wings and a kun-fish head; star pupils and leopard eyes. He shakes the north and plots toward the south, hardy and bold.His transformations wheel in soaring flight; the quail mocks, the dragon grieves.He beats the wind with his wings, and a hundred birds hide their heads; he spreads his sharp claws, and all the feathered kind lose heart.This was the great peng roc of the cloud road of ninety thousand li.
Below them, on either side, stood a hundred or more officers, great and small, every one in full armor, harness in good order, awful in their splendor, their killing air mounting like smoke.
The Pilgrim saw and his heart leapt—not a whit afraid—and he strode straight in through the gate, put down the watchboard and bell, and called up: “Your Majesty.” The three old demons asked, chuckling: “Little Wind-Darter, you are back?” The Pilgrim answered: “Back.” “You went to patrol the mountain—what of your search for the Pilgrim Sun's whereabouts?” The Pilgrim said: “Your Majesty, I dare hardly speak of it.” The old demon said: “Why dare you not speak?” The Pilgrim said: “Carrying out Your Majesty's orders, I was clattering the watchboard and swinging the bell, going along, when suddenly I looked up and saw a man crouching there whetting a great club, like an open-road god; stood up, he would be ten zhang and more. He scooped water from the rock of the ravine, whetted it, and muttered that his club had never yet shown its powers, and that once whetted bright he would come and beat Your Majesty. So I knew him for the Pilgrim Sun, and came specially to report.”
The old demon heard, and sweat bathed his body; trembling he cried: “Brothers! Did I not say: do not touch the Tang monk? His disciple's powers are vast; he has made his preparations, and is whetting his staff to beat us—what are we to do?” He ordered: “Little ones, call in all our demons great and small from outside the cave, shut the gates, and let him pass.” Among the officers one who knew reported: “Your Majesty, the little demons outside have already scattered.” The old demon said: “How have they all scattered? No doubt they smelled the wind was bad. Shut the gates quickly, shut the gates quickly!” And the demons, with a clatter, barred and bolted the front and back gates fast.
The Pilgrim's heart jumped: “Once the gates are shut, if he questions me about household matters and I cannot answer, will I not have leaked the business and be taken? Better scare him once more, and have him leave the gates open, so I can run.” He stepped forward: “Your Majesty, he said more.” The old demon said: “What more?” The Pilgrim said: “He said he would take Your Majesty and strip your skin, take the second king and carve his bones, take the third king and draw his sinews. If you shut your gates and stay inside—he can change his shape; in a moment he can turn into a little fly, fly in through the crack of the door, and carry us all off. What then?” The old demon said: “Brothers, be careful. In this cave of mine, year after year, there has never been a fly; if a fly comes in, it is the Pilgrim Sun.” The Pilgrim laughed in himself: “Then I will turn into a fly and scare him, and get the gates open.” The Great Sage slipped aside, reached behind his head, plucked one hair, blew on it a breath of immortal air, and cried, “Change!” It became a golden fly, which flew and dashed itself full in the old demon's face. The old monster panicked: “Brothers, it is bad—the thing has entered the gate!” And the demons great and small were so alarmed that every one snatched up rakes and brooms and pelted forward swatting at the fly.
The Great Sage could not contain himself and burst out laughing. It was just his luck that he was the one man who should not laugh: this laugh laughed his old face back. The third old demon sprang forward, seized him, and cried: “Brother, he all but fooled us.” The old demon said: “Good brother—who is fooling whom?” The third said: “That little demon who just reported is no Little Wind-Darter: he is the Pilgrim Sun. He must have met Little Wind-Darter, killed him somehow, and changed himself to fool us.” The Pilgrim panicked: “He knows me.” He felt his face with his hand and said to the old monster: “How am I the Pilgrim Sun? I am Little Wind-Darter; Your Majesty mistakes me.” The old demon laughed: “Brother, he is Little Wind-Darter. He reports three times a day before me; I know him.” He asked again: “Have you your tag?” The Pilgrim said: “I have.” He gathered up his clothes and brought out the tag. The old monster was all the more certain: “Brother, do not wrong him.” The third said: “Brother, did you not see him? Just now he slipped aside and laughed, and I saw the Thunder God's beak show through. When I seized him, he changed into this shape again.” He called: “Little ones, bring ropes!” The officers brought cords.
The third demon threw the Pilgrim down and bound him hog-tied, four limbs together. They lifted his clothes and looked: a true Keeper of Heavenly Horses. Now the Pilgrim had seventy-two transformations: when he changed into birds, beasts, flowers, trees, vessels, or insects, his whole body rolled into it; but when he changed into a person, only the head and face changed, and the body would not. And so: a body all yellow hair, two red haunches, and a tail. The old demon looked and said: “The Pilgrim Sun's body with Little Wind-Darter's face—it is he.” He ordered: “Little ones, set out wine first, and drink a victor's cup with your third king. With the Pilgrim Sun taken, the Tang monk is food in our mouths, certain.” The third said: “Let the wine wait. The Pilgrim Sun is quick and slippery, and knows the art of escape—no telling when he may slip away. Have the little ones bring out the vase and seal the Pilgrim Sun inside it; then we can drink at ease.”
The old demon laughed aloud: “Just so, just so.” He picked thirty-six little demons to go inside, open the storeroom, and carry out the vase. How big do you suppose it was? Only two feet four inches high. Why would it take thirty-six men to carry? The vase was the treasure of the twin breaths of yin and yang, holding within it the seven treasures, the eight trigrams, and the twenty-four airs; it took thirty-six men, the number of the heavenly gang, to move it. In a moment the treasure vase was carried out and set beyond the third gate, wiped clean, its lid raised. They loosed the Pilgrim's cords, stripped off his clothes, and at the breath of immortal air from the vase—whish!—he was sucked inside; the lid was clapped on and sealed with paper. They went off to their wine, saying: “Monkey, now you are inside my treasure vase—think no more of the road west. If you are ever to worship the Buddha and seek scriptures, you must first turn your back, rock a cradle, and go cast yourself into a new womb.” And look at the demons great and small, every one chuckling as they went to offer congratulations—no more of that.
Now the Great Sage, inside the vase, was shrunk small by the treasure; he changed at will and squatted in the middle. After a while, finding it cool and shady, he laughed out suddenly: “This demon has an empty name and nothing inside. Why tell men that whoever is put in this vase melts to pus and blood in a watch and three quarters? As cool as this, I could lodge here seven or eight years and come to no harm.” Ah! The Great Sage did not know the treasure's secret: once a man was inside, a year of silence meant a year of coolness; but at the sound of a human voice, fire came to burn him. The Great Sage had not finished speaking when flame filled the vase. Happily he had his arts: sitting in the middle, he pinched the fire-avoiding sign and was not afraid at all. He bore it half a watch, and around the walls forty snakes bored out to bite him. The Pilgrim swung his hands, grabbed them in, and squeezed with all his might, squeezing them into eighty lengths. In a little while three fire dragons came out and wound about him, up and down—hard past bearing. He felt himself at a loss: “Other things can be managed; these three fire dragons are the trouble. If I do not get out soon and the fire attacks my heart, what then?” He thought: “Let me make my body long and burst the thing.” Good Great Sage! He pinched the spell-sign, murmured a charm, and cried, “Long!”—and grew some ten feet tall. But the vase, pressed to his body, grew with him. He made his body small again, and the vase shrank too. The Pilgrim's heart sank: “Hard, hard, hard. I grow and it grows; I shrink and it shrinks. What now?” Before the words were done, his ankle bones began to hurt. He felt them hastily: the fire had scorched them soft. He burned with anxiety: “What now? My ankle bones scorched soft—I am a crippled man.” Tears fell despite him. And it is truly said:
In demon-plight and bitterness he thought of Tripitaka; in peril and distress he feared for the holy monk.
He said: “Master! In those years I took the true refuge, won by the Bodhisattva Guanyin's good counsel, and escaped heaven's calamity. With you I have toiled over mountain after mountain, destroyed many monsters, won over Bajie and gained Sha Monk, through a thousand hardships and ten thousand pains, hoping to witness the West together and win the true fruit side by side. Who thought today I would meet so vile a demon—Old Sun straying in here, losing his life, leaving you on the flank of the mountain, unable to go on. I suppose my name stood too high in the old days, and so today's calamity has come.”
In the midst of his grief he suddenly remembered: “The Bodhisattva, that year at Snake-Coil Mountain, gave me three life-saving hairs. Are they on me or no? Let me search.” He reached out and felt over his whole body, and there behind his head were three hairs, standing out stiff and hard. He cried out gladly: “All the hairs of my body are soft and tame; only these three stand so hard and bristling—they must be the ones to save my life.” Gritting his teeth, bearing the pain, he plucked them out, blew on them a breath of immortal air, and cried, “Change!” One became a diamond drill, one a strip of bamboo, one a cotton cord. He bent the slat of bamboo into a bow, strung the drill on the cord, and drilled at the base of the vase, whish after whish, until he had bored a hole, and light shone through. He rejoiced: “Fortune, fortune! Now I can be out.” The moment his changed body slipped out, the vase turned cool again. How so? His drilling had let the breaths of yin and yang escape, and so it cooled.
Good Great Sage! He gathered back his hairs, made his body small, changed into a tiny cicada, light and nimble, fine as beard-hair, long as an eyebrow, and bored out through the hole. He did not leave, but flew straight and stuck on the old demon king's head. The old demon was at his wine; suddenly he set down his cup: “Third brother—has the Pilgrim Sun melted by now?” The third laughed: “By this hour? Surely!” The old demon ordered the word passed to bring up the vase. The thirty-six little demons below took hold to lift it—and the vase was far lighter. Alarmed, they reported: “Your Majesty, the vase is lighter.” The old demon shouted: “Nonsense! The treasure is the perfect work of the twin breaths of yin and yang—how could it be lighter?” One straining little demon hoisted it up: “Look—is this not lighter?” The old demon raised the lid and looked: light shone through from inside, and he could not help crying out: “The vase is empty—empty means hollow!” The Great Sage overhead could not help saying too: “My child—whish means gone!” The demons heard: “He is out, he is out!” and passed the word: “Shut the gates, shut the gates.”
The Pilgrim shook his body, took in his stripped clothes, showed his true form, leaped out beyond the cave, and looked back cursing: “Demon, none of your manners. The vase is drilled through and will hold no one now—it will serve for a privy.” Glad and boisterous, treading the clouds, he went straight back to the Tang monk. The elder was there scooping earth for incense, praying toward the empty sky. The Pilgrim held his cloud and listened to what he prayed. The elder, palms together toward heaven, said:
“I pray to the immortals of cloud and haze, to the six Ding and six Jia, and all the heavens:Guard well my worthy disciple Sun Wukong, whose powers are vast and whose dharma has no bounds.”
Hearing this, the Great Sage strove the harder, gathered in his cloud-light, came close, and called: “Master, I am here.” The elder caught at him: “Wukong, what labors! You went far to scout the high mountain and long did not return; I was anxious. What good or ill is truly in this mountain?” The Pilgrim laughed: “Master, this trip of mine: first, the souls of the eastern lands have their lot and their share; second, your merit, Master, is boundless; third, your disciple's arts did their part.” Then he told in detail the whole affair—playing the Wind-Darter, falling into the vase, and getting out. “To see your face again, I have lived two lives.” The elder thanked him without end: “This time you did not try a match with the demon?” The Pilgrim said: “I did not.” The elder said: “Then you cannot get me over the mountain?” The Pilgrim was a man who must win: he shouted: “How could I not get you over the mountain?” The elder said: “You have not tried a fall with them; you speak only in fogs—how dare I go forward?” The Great Sage laughed: “Master, you are very set in your ways. The saying goes: ‘A single thread makes no line; one palm cannot clap.’ Their demon kings are three; their little demons are myriads. How is Old Sun alone to match them?” The elder said: “The few cannot stand against the many; for you alone it is hard. Bajie and Sha Monk have arts of their own too. Let them all go with you, of one heart and one strength, sweep the mountain road clean, and get me across.” The Pilgrim pondered: “Your words are wisest. Let Sha Monk guard you; Bajie shall come with me.” The Idiot panicked: “Brother, you have no eye. I am a lout, with no arts to speak of; I walk winded and slow—what good am I to you?” The Pilgrim said: “Brother, arts or no, you are at least a man. As the saying goes: ‘A fart adds to the wind.’ You can put some heart in me.” Bajie said: “Well then, well then—I hope you will carry me along. Only, wherever it is slippery and fast, do not make a game of me.” The elder said: “Bajie, take care; I and Sha Monk stay here.”
The Idiot roused his godlike might, and with the Pilgrim rode a wild wind, mounted cloud and fog, leaped up the high mountain, and came to the cave mouth. The cave gate stood shut fast; all around, no one. The Pilgrim stepped up, iron staff in hand, and called in a hard, loud voice: “Demons, open the gate! Come out and fight Old Sun!” The little demons inside carried the word in. The old demon's heart quaked: “For years they have said the monkey is fierce—the word was no lie, but true.” The second old demon asked beside: “Brother, what do you say?” The old demon said: “This morning that Pilgrim changed into Little Wind-Darter and slipped in among us, and we could not know him; happily our worthy third brother knew him, and we sealed him in the vase. He worked his tricks, drilled the vase through, spirited away his clothes, and escaped. Now he shouts for battle outside. Who dares give him the first fight?” Not a soul answered. He asked again; again none answered: they all played deaf and dumb. The old demon flew into a rage: “We hold an ugly name on the great western road; today the Pilgrim Sun flouts us so. If we do not go out and meet him in the field, our name sinks. Let me fling away this old life and fight him three rounds. Three rounds won, and the Tang monk is still food in our mouths; three rounds lost—then shut the gates and let him pass.” He took up his armor, buckled it on, opened the gate, and went out front.
The Pilgrim and Bajie watched at the gate—what a monster, to be sure:
An iron brow, a bronze head, a jeweled helmet; the helmet tassels streaming, brilliant past telling.Bright, bright as lightning flash, his two eyes gleaming; gleaming, gleaming like spread sunset, his temples flying.Hooked claws like silver, pointed and keen; saw teeth like chisels, close set and even.Over his body a golden mail without one seam; at his waist a dragon-silk sash, ready for any turn.In his hand a steel blade flashing bright; a hero's bold bearing, rare in the world.One shout like a burst of thunder, asking: “Who is it knocks at the gate?”
The Great Sage turned: “It is your old lord Sun, the Great Sage Equal to Heaven.” The old demon laughed: “You are the Pilgrim Sun? Bold brazen ape—I did not court you; why do you shout for battle at my gate?” The Pilgrim said: “‘Where there is wind the waves rise; where there is no tide the water lies flat.’ If you had not courted me, would I have sought you? Only because you and your fox packs and dog gangs banded together to scheme to eat my master do I come here to do my work.” The old demon said: “You come brawling so boldly at my gate—do you mean to fight?” The Pilgrim said: “I do.” The old demon said: “Do not run wild. If I called out my demon soldiers, drew up my lines, waved flags and beat drums to fight you, it would show me a stay-at-home tiger, bullying you. I will meet you one to one, with no helpers allowed.” The Pilgrim heard and called: “Zhu Bajie, stand aside, and see what he makes of Old Sun.” The Idiot truly slipped to one side. The old demon said: “Come over here. First be my chopping block, and let me spend my strength to lay three blows of the blade on your bare pate; then I let your Tang monk pass. If you cannot bear it, hand over your Tang monk quick, to be my mess of rice.” The Pilgrim heard and laughed: “Demon, if there is paper and brush in your cave, bring them out, and we will draw up a contract. From today on, hack till next year—I will not take it in earnest.”
The old demon roused his fierceness, planted his feet in the T-stance, raised the blade in both hands, and hacked down at the Great Sage's crown. The Great Sage met it with his head; there was a crack—and the skin of his head did not so much as redden. The old demon was greatly startled: “What a hard head this monkey has!” The Great Sage laughed: “You do not know. Old Sun is—
Born with a bronze head and an iron crown of skull—no such thing else on earth beneath heaven.Axes hack, hammers pound, and cannot break it; as a child I went into the Lord Lao's furnace.The star officers of the four dipper oversaw its forging; the twenty-eight mansions labored on the work.Soaked many a time in water, it is none the worse; around about it is plated with sinew and board.And the Tang monk, fearing it not firm enough, clapped on beforehand the purple-gold fillet.”
The old demon said: “Monkey, none of your boasting. Look to this second stroke—it will by no means spare your life.” The Pilgrim said: “Hack away; it will come to the same.” The old demon said: “Monkey, you do not know this blade of mine—
Wrought in a furnace of metal and fire, refined through a hundred smeltings by divine craft.Its edge follows the Three Strategies; its hardness squares with the Six Secret Teachings.It is like a fly's tail; it is like a white python's waist.Entering mountains, it sweeps the clouds; going to sea, it piles the waves.Ground and polished past counting; tempered hundreds of times.Kept in an old cave of the deep mountains; on the field it has won its glory.Set against your monkish crown of skull, one slice makes two gourd ladles.”
The Great Sage laughed: “The demon has no eye—he takes Old Sun for a gourd ladle. Well then: a miss for a miss—I will let you hack once more and see what comes of it.”
The old demon raised the blade and hacked again; the Great Sage met it with his head, and crack—it split in two halves. The Great Sage rolled on the ground and became two bodies. The demon saw and panicked, pressing the steel blade down. Zhu Bajie, watching from afar, laughed: “The old demon cuts so well he makes two—soon we shall have four!” The old demon pointed at the Pilgrim: “I have heard you can work the divided-body art. Why show that art before my face?” The Great Sage said: “What divided-body art?” The old demon said: “Why did one stroke leave you unmoved, and now one stroke makes two of you?” The Great Sage laughed: “Demon, do not be afraid. Hack ten thousand strokes and I will give you back twenty thousand men.” The old demon said: “You monkey, you can only divide your body, not gather it. If you have the power to gather into one, then give me one stroke of your staff.” The Great Sage said: “No lying now. You were to hack three strokes and have hacked but two. Let me give one stroke of the staff—and if it strikes but half a staff's worth, I will not be surnamed Sun.” The old demon said: “Just so, just so.”
Good Great Sage! He gathered his bodies up, rolled once, was one body again, drew the staff, and struck head-first. The old demon caught it on his blade: “Brazen ape, no manners! What sort of mourning staff is that, to come beat at my gate?” The Great Sage shouted: “If you ask after this staff of mine, it has a name in heaven and on earth.” The old demon said: “What name?” And he said:
“The staff is wrought of nine-times-refined steel, smelted in the Lord Lao's own furnace.King Yu sought it and named it the Divine Treasure; the four seas and eight rivers were measured by it as their proof.Within, stars and constellations are darkly set; at both ends it is banded with plates of gold.Its dense figures startle ghosts and gods; cut on it dragon patterns and phoenix seals.Its name is the Luminous Yang Staff; hidden deep in the sea-vault, hard for men to see.Its formed body changes and will soar, trailing five-colored cloud-light.Old Sun, winning the Way, bore it home to his mountain; its changes are endless and well tried.When he will, it is thick as a great urn; or so fine as an iron wire.Thick as the Southern Peak, fine as a needle; its length changes as my mind wills.Lifted lightly, colored clouds rise; flashing bright it soars like lightning.Its cold breath presses deadly chill; killing mists unroll in the air.Subduing dragons, taming tigers, it stays faithful at my side; to the sky's edge and the sea's corner it has roamed.With this staff I wrecked the Heavenly Palace, and with all my pomp scattered the Peach Banquet.Heavenly King Li fought me and never won; Nezha met me and could not close battle.The staff beat the gods till none could hide; a hundred thousand celestial troops fled scattering.The thunder generals guarded the Numinous Sky; I flew at them and battered up the Hall of Bright Penetration.The heralds of the court were all in a flutter; the immortal guards of the train all thrown in disarray.One heave of the staff overturned the palace of the Northern Dipper; looking back, I shook open the court of the Southern Pole.The Emperor of the Golden Gates saw the staff's fury and specially begged the Tathagata to meet me.For soldiers, win or lose as it may fall; in distress and peril there is no telling.A full five hundred years I lay pressed down, till the Bodhisattva of the South Sea interceded.In the Great Tang there is a monk gone forth from home, who vowed a mighty vow to heaven.To free the ghosts in the City of Wrongful Death, to seek the scriptures at the assembly on Vulture Peak.On the western road demons stand thick, and going is hard beyond telling.They knew my iron staff has no peer in the world, and begged me to be companion on the way.Evil demons that touch it go to the dark world; flesh turns to red dust, bones to meal.Everywhere demons die beneath the staff, by thousands and myriads, past reckoning.Above, it has battered the palace of Dipper and Ox; below, crushed and damaged the Hall of Darkness.Heavenly generals it has chased past the nine luminaries; in the netherworld it has wounded the Life-Summoning Judge.Dropped from mid-air it shakes hills and rivers, better than the new bright sword of the Year Star.All by this staff I guard the Tang monk; the demons of the world are beaten one by all.”
At this the demon, trembling, flung his life into the scale, raised his blade and hacked; the Monkey King, smiling, met him with the iron staff. First the two held their ground before the cave; then they leaped up and fought it out in mid-air. It was a fine slaughter:
The Divine Treasure that fixed the bed of the Sky River—the staff named As-You-Will, highest in the world.He bragged his art and the demon king raged; the great sword raised, his magic proud.At the gate their struggle could still be watched; fighting in the air, how could either spare the other?One changed his face at will; one stood and stretched his body tall.They fought till cloud hung heavy over all the sky and mist drifted over the wilds.That one set his heart, time and again, on eating Tripitaka; this one spread his powers wide to guard the Tang.All because the Buddha sends the scriptures down: evil and right locked clear in bitter strife.
The old demon and the Great Sage fought twenty rounds and more with no fall either way.
Now Bajie below, seeing the two of them fight at their finest, could not contain himself: rake up, he rode the wind, leaped into the air, and struck at the demon's face. The demon panicked. He did not know that Bajie's temper was a tiger-head temper, headlong and startling; he saw only a long mouth, big ears, hard hands, and a fierce rake—lost the field, dropped his blade, and turned to run. The Great Sage shouted: “Chase him, chase him.” The Idiot, riding his new prestige, rake aloft, hurried after the demon. The old demon, seeing him close, planted himself before the slope, faced the wind's head, gave a shake, and showed his original shape, opening his great mouth to swallow Bajie. Bajie, terrified, whipped aside and burrowed into the grass, caring nothing for thorn and briar, nor for a scratched and aching head, and lay trembling in the grass, listening to the clatter. The Pilgrim came on behind; the demon opened his mouth to swallow him too—and fell into the snare laid for him: the Pilgrim put up his iron staff and came on to meet him, and the old demon swallowed him at one gulp. The Idiot in the grass grumbled and groused: “That Keeper of Heavenly Horses knows neither forward nor back. The demon comes to eat you—why do you not run, and go meet him instead! Gulped down into the belly: today a monk, tomorrow a mound of dung.” The demon went off with his victory; the Idiot crawled out of the grass and slunk back by the old road.
Now Tripitaka, on the lower slope, was watching the road with Sha Monk, when Bajie came running, gasping and blowing. Tripitaka was startled: “Bajie, why are you in such a state? Where is Wukong?” The Idiot, blubbering, said: “Senior brother—the demon swallowed him at one gulp.” Tripitaka heard and fell to the ground; after a while he stamped his feet and beat his breast: “Disciple! They said you were so fine at quelling demons, leading me west to see the Buddha—who knew you would die today at that monster's hand. Bitter, bitter! The merit of us all is turned to dust this day.” The master grieved bitterly. And look at the Idiot: instead of comforting the master he called: “Sha Monk, bring the baggage here, and let us two divide it.” Sha Monk said: “Second brother, divide it for what?” Bajie said: “Divided, we each scatter and light our own fire: you to the Flowing Sand River, to eat men again; I to Gao Village, to see my wife. We will sell the white horse and buy the master a coffin for his end.” The elder, hearing this, choked with rage, cried to high heaven, and wept aloud—no more of that.
Now the old demon, having swallowed the Pilgrim, thought his plan made, and went straight back to his cave, where the demons met him asking the day's gain. The old demon said: “I have taken one.” The second demon rejoiced: “Brother, whom have you taken?” The old demon said: “The Pilgrim Sun.” The second said: “Taken where?” The old demon said: “Swallowed at one gulp into my belly.” The third demon king was horrified: “Elder brother! Did I not charge you: the Pilgrim Sun is not good eating?” And the Great Sage inside said: “Very good eating indeed—and it keeps off hunger too; I shall never be starved.” The little demons panicked: “Your Majesty, it is bad—the Pilgrim Sun is talking in your belly!” The old demon said: “What if he talks? If I had the power to eat him, have I not the power to handle him? Run quickly and boil some salt broth; I will pour it down and vomit him out, then stew him at leisure and drink his health.” The little demons truly scalded half a basin of salt broth. The old monster drank it off, bent his mouth, and heaved a great heave; but the Great Sage had taken root inside, and stirred not at all. He stopped up his throat and heaved again, till his head spun and his eyes swam and his gall was like to burst; the Pilgrim stirred less than ever. The old demon, gasping, called: “Pilgrim Sun, will you not come out?” The Pilgrim said: “Too soon—it is just the time not to come out.” The old demon said: “Why will you not come out?” The Pilgrim said: “You demon, how set in your ways. Since I became a monk I have known great poverty; now the autumn chills are here and I still wear a single thin robe. In here it is warm, and no wind gets through; let me lodge out the winter before I come out.”
The demons heard and all said: “Your Majesty, the Pilgrim Sun means to winter in your belly.” The old demon said: “Let him winter! I will sit in meditation and work the transport art, eat nothing all winter, and starve that Keeper of Heavenly Horses to death.” The Great Sage said: “My son, you know nothing. Old Sun, guarding the Tang monk to fetch the scriptures, came prepared: I brought along a folding pot, to come in and cook a dish of odds and ends. Your liver, your gullet, your maw, and your lungs in here, savored slowly, will keep me in traveling money till the Qingming feast.” The second demon was horrified: “Brother, this monkey could do it.” The third said: “Brother, let him eat the odds and ends—but where would he set up his pot?” The Pilgrim said: “On the three-forked bone, a fine place for a pot.” The third said: “It is bad—suppose the pot is set up and the smoke of the fire drifts up into your nostrils—will you not sneeze?” The Pilgrim laughed: “No matter. Old Sun will poke the gold-banded staff up through the crown of the head and bore a hole: a skylight, and a chimney too.”
The old demon heard; though he would not own his fear, his heart quaked. He could only set his teeth and call: “Brothers, do not be afraid. Bring my medicated wine; let me drink a few cups and drug the monkey dead.” The Pilgrim laughed in himself: “Five hundred years ago, when Old Sun wrought havoc in the Heavenly Palace, I ate the Lord Lao's elixir, the Jade Emperor's wine, the Queen Mother's peaches, phoenix marrow and dragon liver—what have I not eaten? What medicated wine dares come to drug me?” The little demons truly strained two pots of the medicated wine, filled a brimming cup, and handed it to the old demon. The old demon took it in his hands, and the Great Sage inside smelled the wine's fragrance: “None of that for him.” Good Great Sage! He twisted his head into the mouth of a trumpet, set open beneath the demon's gullet. The monster gulped it down, and the Pilgrim gulped and took it. The second cup went down, and the Pilgrim took that too. Seven or eight cups in a row, and every one he took. The old demon set down his cup: “No more. Two cups of this wine and my belly is afire; I have drunk seven or eight, and my face is not so much as red!”
Now the Great Sage was no great drinker; having taken the demon's seven or eight cups, he threw a drunken rampage inside the belly: never ceasing to brace his legs, sprawl flat, kick flying kicks, seize the liver and swing on it like a swing, stand on his head, turn somersaults, and flail about. The monster's pain was past bearing, and he fell to the ground.
But whether he would live or die—listen to the next chapter to find out.
Plain English translation
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The Mind-Monkey Bores Through the Body of Yin and Yang; the Demon Kings Are Returned to the Truth of the Great Way
Now the Great Sage Sun came up to the mouth of the cave and looked to either side. He saw:
Skulls in ridges; bones in forests. Human hair trodden into felt mats; human flesh and skin rotted to mud and dust. Human sinews wound about the trees, dried and scorched, gleaming like silver. Truly a mountain of corpses and a sea of blood; truly the stench was past bearing. On the east side little demons took living men and carved off their flesh; on the west brazen monsters boiled and stewed the fresh meat of men. Were it not for the Handsome Monkey King and such a hero's gall, no second common mortal could ever pass that gate.
In a little while he walked in through the second gate and looked — ah! Here it was different from outside: clean and strange, quiet and elegant; fair, broad, and level; on left and right jasper grasses and immortal flowers, before and behind tall pines and kingfisher bamboo. He went on seven or eight li more before he reached the third gate. Slipping sideways, peeking in, he saw the three old demons seated high, terribly fierce. The one in the middle was made like this:
Chiseled fangs and saw teeth; round head and square face. A voice that roared like thunder; eyes that flashed like lightning. Nostrils turned up to the sky; red brows streaming flame. Wherever he walked, the hearts of a hundred beasts panicked; when he sat down, the crowd of demons trembled. This one was the blue-furred lion monster, king of beasts.
The one at his left hand was made like this:
Phoenix eyes and golden pupils; yellow tusks and thick legs. A long trunk and silver hair; he watched his head like his tail. Round brow and knitted brows; a body massive and mighty. A voice thin as a dainty maiden's; a jade face like the evil ghost with the ox's head. This one was the Yellow-Tusked Old Elephant, who had hidden his tusks and kept himself for many years.
The one at his right hand was made like this:
A kun-fish head with golden wings; star pupils and leopard eyes. He wheels from the north to plan the south, hard, strong, and bold. In his changes he soars aloft; quails mock, and dragons grieve. He beats the wind, and a hundred birds hide their heads; he spreads his keen claws, and every bird loses heart. This one is the great Peng roc of the cloud road, ninety thousand li.
In two rows below were ranked a hundred and ten or so captains, big and little, each in full armor and trappings, corselet and helmet in good order, awful in bearing, steaming with the fumes of slaughter.
Pilgrim saw, and rejoiced in his heart, not a bit afraid. He strode straight in the gate, took off clapper and bell, called up to them: "Great kings." The three old demons asked, chuckling: "Little Wind-Drill, you are back?" Pilgrim answered: "Back." "You went to patrol the mountain — what news of Pilgrim Sun's whereabouts?" Pilgrim said: "Great kings, I dare not even speak of it." The old demon said: "Why dare you not speak?" Pilgrim said: "Carrying out the great king's order, I was beating my clapper and bell and walking along, when I suddenly looked up and saw a man squatting there grinding a great club, like a road-opening god; standing up, he would be a dozen zhang tall. He scooped water from the rock by the ravine, ground away, and murmured as he ground that his club had never yet shown its stuff on this journey; once it was ground bright, he would come and beat the great kings. So I knew him for Pilgrim Sun, and came specially to report."
The old demon heard, and the sweat poured from his body; he shook and stammered: "Brothers, did I not say we should not meddle with the Tang monk? His disciple's magic is so broad — he has already made ready, grinding his staff to beat us. What are we to do?" He ordered: "Boys, call everyone in from outside the cave, big and little; shut the gates and let him pass." Among the captains one who knew called: "Great king, the little demons outside have all scattered already." The old demon said: "How have they all scattered? No doubt they heard which way the wind blew. Shut the gates quickly, shut the gates quickly!" The demons, with a clatter, bolted the front and back gates fast and tight.
Pilgrim thought to himself, startled: "Once they shut the gate, if they ask me the ins and outs of family matters, I cannot answer — and would I not give the show away and be taken? Let me scare him once more, and make him keep the gate open, so I can run." He came up again: "Great king, there is worse that he said." The old demon said: "What else did he say?" Pilgrim said: "He said he would flay the eldest king, carve the flesh from the second king's bones, and pull the sinews of the third king. If you shut your gates and do not go out — well, he can change his shape; in a moment he could become a little fly, slip in through a crack in the gate, and carry every one of us off. What then?" The old demon said: "Brothers, be careful. In this cave of mine there is never a fly, year in, year out; if a fly comes in, it is Pilgrim Sun." Pilgrim laughed to himself: "Then I will become a fly and scare him, and get the gate open." The Great Sage slipped aside, reached back, plucked one hair from behind his head, blew on it a mouthful of magic breath, and cried: "Change!" It became a golden fly, and he flew and dashed himself full in the old demon's face. The old monster panicked: "Brothers, it is bad — that fellow is in the gate!" The demons big and small were thrown into such fright that, rakes and brooms in hand, they all rushed up swatting at the fly.
The Great Sage could not help laughing out loud. But laughing was the very thing he should not have done: that one laugh laughed out his old face. The third old demon leaped forward, seized him, and cried: "Brother, we came within a hair of being fooled!" The old demon said: "Worthy brother, who was fooling whom?" The third demon said: "That little demon who just gave his report was no Little Wind-Drill — he is Pilgrim Sun. He must have run into Little Wind-Drill, killed him somehow, and changed himself to fool us." Pilgrim panicked: "He knows me." He felt his face with his hand and said to the old monster: "How am I Pilgrim Sun? I am Little Wind-Drill; the great king is mistaken." The old demon laughed: "Brothers, he is Little Wind-Drill. He comes before me three times a day to answer roll; I know him." He asked: "Have you your tag?" Pilgrim said: "I have." He gathered up his clothes and produced the tag. The old monster was all the more certain: "Brothers, do not wrong the fellow." The third demon said: "Brother, did you not see him? Just now, when he turned aside and laughed, I saw him show a Thunder-God beak. And when I seized him, he changed back into this shape." He called: "Boys, bring ropes!" The captains hurried to fetch cords.
The third demon threw Pilgrim over and trussed him, hands and feet drawn together like a beast at four points. They lifted his clothes and looked: it was Bimawen (Keeper of the Heavenly Horses) to the life. For Pilgrim had seventy-two transformations: when he changed into birds and beasts, flowers and trees, vessels and insects, the whole body rolled into the new shape; but when he changed into a person, only the head and face changed, and the body would not. So there was the body all covered with yellow hair, two red haunches, and one tail. The old demon looked and said: "It is Pilgrim Sun's body with Little Wind-Drill's face. It is he." He ordered: "Boys, first set out wine, and offer the third king a cup for his merit. Now that Pilgrim Sun is taken, the Tang monk is meat in our mouths for certain." The third demon said: "Let us not drink yet. Pilgrim Sun is slippery and knows the arts of escape; he may get away. Tell the boys to bring out the vase, and put Pilgrim Sun in the vase; then we can drink at our ease."
The old demon laughed aloud: "Just so, just so!" He chose thirty-six little demons, who went inside, opened the storeroom door, and carried out the vase. And how big do you think the vase was? Only two chi and four cun high. Why did it take thirty-six men to carry it? The vase was the treasure of the two breaths, Yin and Yang; within it were the seven treasures, the eight trigrams, and the twenty-four seasonal airs, and thirty-six men were needed, answering the number of the heavenly powers, to lift it. In a little while they carried out the treasure vase, set it outside the third gate, wiped it clean, and lifted the lid. They untied Pilgrim's cords, stripped off his clothes, and with a whoosh at the immortal breath of the vase he was sucked inside; they put on the lid, sealed it with the strip, and went off to drink, saying: "Monkey, now that you are inside my treasure vase, think no more of the road west. If you are ever to worship Buddha and seek the scriptures, you must first turn your back, shake a cart, and go be born into another body." And see: the demons big and small, one and all chuckling, went off to offer their congratulations — but no more of that.
Now the Great Sage, inside the vase, found the treasure had squeezed his body small; he made himself small indeed and squatted in the middle. After a while, it was shady and cool there, and he suddenly laughed out: "This demon has a fine name outside and nothing to show inside. Why tell people that whoever is put in this vase turns to pus and blood in an hour and three quarters? At this rate of coolness I could live here seven or eight years and come to no harm." Ah! But the Great Sage did not know the nature of the treasure: if one who is shut in keeps silent for a year, the year is shady and cool; but the moment it hears a human voice, fire comes out to burn him. The Great Sage had not finished speaking when the whole vase was filled with flames. Happily he had the skill: sitting in the middle, he pinched the fire-avoiding sign, and was not afraid at all. He bore it half an hour, and then forty snakes came boring out of the walls all around to bite him. Pilgrim whirled his hands, grabbed them in, and squeezed with all his might, squeezing them into eighty pieces. A little later three fire dragons came out and coiled about him, up and down — very hard to bear. He felt himself panicking, at a loss: "Other things I can manage, but these three fire dragons are a bad business. If I do not get out soon, and the fire-heat attacks my heart, what then?" He thought: "Let me make my body longer and split it open." The good Great Sage pinched a sign, murmured a spell, and called: "Long!" He grew to a zhang or so tall; but the vase, hugging his body, grew up with him. He made his body small again, and the vase made itself small again. Pilgrim's heart sank: "Hard, hard, hard! When I grow, it grows; when I shrink, it shrinks. What am I to do?" As he spoke, his ankle bones began to ache. He reached down and felt: the fire had scorched them soft. He fretted: "What now? My ankle bones scorched soft — I shall be a cripple." He could not help dropping tears. This was truly:
In the demon's power, in pain, he thought of the Tripitaka; in danger, at the brink, he thought of the holy monk.
"Master! That year I turned to the true faith, thanks to the Bodhisattva Guanyin, who urged me to goodness and freed me from Heaven's punishment. With you I have climbed mountain after mountain in hardship, destroyed many monsters, won over Bajie, gained Sha Monk — through a thousand toils and ten thousand pains, hoping to reach the West together and win the true fruit side by side. Who would have thought that today I should meet this venomous demon, that old Sun, blundering in here, should lose his life and leave you on the mid-slope, unable to go forward? I suppose my name was too high in the old days, and so I meet this trouble today."
In the midst of his grief he suddenly remembered: "That year at Coiled Snake Mountain the Bodhisattva gave me three life-saving hairs. Do I have them or no? Let me search and see." He reached out and felt all over his body, and behind his head there were three hairs, standing very stiff and hard. He rejoiced: "All the hair on my body is soft as down; only these three are hard as spikes. They must be the ones to save my life." Through his teeth, bearing the pain, he pulled them out, blew on them a mouthful of magic breath, and cried: "Change!" One became a diamond drill, one a strip of bamboo, one a cord of cotton. He bent the bamboo strip into a little bow, strung the drill on it, and drilled away whirring at the bottom of the vase, until he had drilled a hole, and light came through. He rejoiced: "Luck, luck! Now I can get out." The moment he changed himself out of the vase, it turned cool again. How did it turn cool? Because the drilling had let the breaths of Yin and Yang escape, and so it cooled.
The good Great Sage took back his hairs, made his body small, and changed into a tiny cicada, neat and nimble, thin as a hair of the head, long as an eyebrow; out through the hole he bored — but he did not go away; he flew straight to the old demon's head and stuck there. The old demon was drinking when he suddenly set down his cup: "Third brother — has Pilgrim Sun melted by now?" The third demon laughed: "By this hour? Not yet." The old demon ordered the vase brought up. The thirty-six little demons below lifted it, and the vase was much lighter. Alarmed, they reported: "Great king, the vase has gone light." The old demon barked: "Nonsense! The treasure is the perfected work of the two breaths, Yin and Yang — how could it go light?" One unwilling little demon hoisted the vase up: "Look — is it not light?" The old demon lifted the lid and looked: inside, all was light. He could not help crying out: "The vase is empty — and 'empty,' as the old books say, means holed through!" The Great Sage, on his head, could not help adding: "My son — and 'whoosh' means flown away!" The monsters heard: "He has escaped, he has escaped!" and passed the order: "Shut the gates, shut the gates!"
Pilgrim shook his body, took back his stripped clothes, showed his true form, jumped out of the cave, and turned to curse: "Demons, none of your manners! Your vase is drilled through; it will hold no one now — you may keep it for a privy." Glad and merry, clattering and shouting, he stepped on his cloud and went straight back to the Tang monk. The elder was there scooping up earth for incense, praying toward the sky. Pilgrim stopped his cloud to hear what he prayed. The elder, palms joined toward heaven, said:
"He prays to the immortals of the clouds, all together, to the Six Dings and Six Jias and all the heavens:Guard his worthy disciple Pilgrim Sun, whose magic power is broad and whose law is without bound."
The Great Sage heard such words and redoubled his efforts; he drew in his cloud's light, came near, and called: "Master, I am here." The elder seized him: "Wukong, you have labored. You went far to scout the high mountain and were long in returning, and I was so anxious. What good or ill truly lies in this mountain?" Pilgrim laughed: "Master, this trip went well: first, the living souls of the East had fate and lot; second, Master's merit and virtue are without measure or bound; third, your disciple's own magic helped." Then he told in detail the whole affair: how he had played Wind-Drill, how he fell into the vase, and how he got out. "Now that I see your face again, master, I am truly a man of two lives." The elder thanked him without end: "This time you did not wager a fight with the demons?" Pilgrim said: "I did not." The elder said: "Then you cannot get me over the mountain?" Now Pilgrim was one who loved to win, and he shouted: "Why should I be unable to get you over?" The elder said: "You never settled victory or defeat with them; you come back with such vague talk — how dare I go forward?" The Great Sage laughed: "Master, you are too stiff to bend. There is a saying: 'One thread alone makes no line; one palm alone claps no sound.' Those demons are three, the little demons ten thousand; how is old Sun alone to fight them?" The elder said: "The few cannot stand against the many; it is hard for you alone. But Bajie and Sha Monk have arts too; let them all go, and with hearts and strength united sweep the mountain road clean and get me across." Pilgrim pondered: "Master's word is best. Let Sha Monk guard you, and Bajie come with me." The Idiot panicked: "Brother, you have no eye. I am coarse and clumsy, with no art at all; on the road I do nothing but drag the wind — what good am I to you?" Pilgrim said: "Brother, though you have no art, you are after all a man. The common saying goes: 'Even a fart adds wind.' You can put some heart into me." Bajie said: "Very well, very well — I hope you will pull me along. Only, where it is tricky, do not make game of me." The elder said: "Bajie, take care; I stay here with Sha Monk."
The Idiot stirred up his might, and with Pilgrim rode a wild wind, riding cloud and fog, jumped up the high mountain, and reached the cave mouth. The cave gate was shut tight, and no one was to be seen around. Pilgrim came up, gripped his iron staff, and shouted: "Demons, open the gate! Come out and fight old Sun!" The little demons within carried the report in. The old demon's heart jumped and his gall shook: "For years they have said the monkey was fierce — the word was no lie, but true." The second old monster asked beside him: "What do you say, brother?" The old demon said: "This morning the Pilgrim changed into Little Wind-Drill and slipped in among us, and we could not know him; happily our worthy third brother knew him, and we put him in the vase. But he worked his art, drilled through the vase, snatched up his clothes, and went. Now he is outside calling to battle. Who dares take the first round with him?" Not one answered. He asked again; still no one answered — all playing deaf and dumb. The old demon flared: "We hold an ugly name on the great western road; today Pilgrim Sun slights us so. If we do not go out and meet him in battle, our name will sink. Let me throw away this old life and fight him three rounds. If I stand three rounds, the Tang monk is still meat in our mouths; if not, we shut the gates then and let him pass." He took up his armor, dressed for battle, opened the gate, and marched out.
Pilgrim and Bajie watched at the side of the gate. A fine monster indeed:
Iron brow and bronze head under a jeweled helmet; the helmet's plume streams and dances, all shining.Shining, flashing like lightning, his two eyes bright; bright as spread rose-cloud, the hair at his temples flying.Hooked claws like silver, sharp and keen; saw teeth like chisels, close and even.His body cased in golden armor without one seam; at his waist a dragon-silk sash, his eye quick to mark his chance.In his hand a steel blade flashing bright; a hero's might rare in the world.One shout of his was like a clap of thunder, asking: "Who is it knocks at my gate?"
The Great Sage turned: "It is your old master Sun, the Great Sage Equal to Heaven." The old demon laughed: "You are Pilgrim Sun, that brazen ape! I never sought you out — why do you come shouting at my gate?" Pilgrim said: "'Wind, and the waves rise; no tide, and the water lies flat of itself.' You never sought me — did I go looking for you? It is because you and your pack of foxes and curs have banded together to plot the eating of my master that I am here to do my work." The old demon said: "You come bawling so fiercely at my gate — do you mean to fight?" Pilgrim said: "Just so." The old demon said: "None of your swagger. If I called out my demon host, arrayed my lines, waved flags and beat drums to fight you, it would look as if I were a housebound tiger bullying you. I will meet you one to one, with no helper." Pilgrim heard, and called: "Zhu Bajie, step back, and watch what he does with old Sun." The Idiot truly slipped aside. The old demon said: "Come here. First be a post for me: let me bring all my strength down on your bare head three blows with this blade, and then your Tang monk may pass. But if you cannot bear it, hand over your Tang monk quickly, to make me a dinner with my rice." Pilgrim heard, and laughed: "Monster, if there is paper and brush in your cave, bring them, and let us draw up a contract: from today you may hack away till next year, and I will never take it in earnest."
The old demon roused his might, took his stance with feet like the character for "ding," raised the blade in both hands, and hacked down at the Great Sage's crown. The Great Sage met it head on; there was a sound of crunching, and not even the scalp reddened. The old demon was greatly startled: "What a hard head this monkey has!" The Great Sage laughed: "You do not know. Old Sun was —
Born with a bronze head and an iron skullcap; such a one the world has never seen.Axes hack, hammers pound, and cannot break it; in childhood I sat in the Lord Lao's furnace.The star officers of the four dipper-halls oversaw its making; the twenty-eight mansions labored at it.Soaked many times in water, it never spoils; all around it is plated and seamed with sinew.The Tang monk, fearing it was not strong enough, crowned it beforehand with a purple-gold fillet."
The old demon said: "Monkey, none of your boasting. Watch my second blow: this one will not spare your life." Pilgrim said: "Hack away — it will come to the same thing." The old demon said: "Monkey, you do not know this blade:
Forged in the furnace of metal and fire, brewed in divine skill through a hundred smeltings.Its edge follows the Three Strategies; its strength squares with the Six Secret Teachings.It is like a fly's tail; it is like a white python's waist.It enters the mountains, and the clouds billow; it goes down to the sea, and the waves roar.Ground and honed past all counting, simmered over the fire some hundred times.Kept in an old cave in the deep hills, it has won its glory in battle.Set against your monk's crown of the skull, one stroke would split it like two ladles."
The Great Sage laughed: "The monster has no eye, taking old Sun for the head of a ladle. Very well — your stroke errs, I step aside; I will let you hack one more and see how it goes."
The old demon raised the blade and hacked again; the Great Sage met it head on, and with a crack he was split into two halves. The Great Sage rolled on the ground and became two bodies. The demon saw it and panicked, pressing the steel blade down. Bajie, watching from far off, laughed: "The old demon is good for two cuts, it seems — but are there not four of them now?" The old demon pointed at Pilgrim: "They say you can use the art of divided bodies — why bring out that trick before me?" The Great Sage said: "What is the art of divided bodies?" The old demon said: "Why did one blow not move you, and now one blow makes two of you?" The Great Sage laughed: "Monster, do not be afraid. Hack ten thousand blows, and I will owe you twenty thousand men." The old demon said: "You monkey, you can only divide your body, not gather it. If you have the skill to gather into one, then give me one blow of your staff." The Great Sage said: "No lying, now. You were to hack three blows and have hacked but two. Let me give one blow of the staff; if I do not strike you half through, I will not be surnamed Sun." The old demon said: "Just so, just so."
The good Great Sage drew his body together, rolled once, and was one body again; he pulled out his staff and struck straight at the head. The old demon caught it on his blade: "That brazen ape, no manners! What kind of mourning staff is that, to come beating at my gate?" The Great Sage roared: "You ask after this staff of mine? In heaven above and earth below it has a name." The old demon said: "How so, a name?" And he said:
"The staff is smelted of nine-times-refined wrought iron, tempered in the Lord Lao's own furnace.King Yu sought it and named it the Divine Treasure; the four seas and eight rivers prove its settling.Within it the stars and the Dipper lie darkly inlaid; at both ends are clasped plates of yellow gold.Its patterns, thickly spread, startle ghosts and gods; on it are wrought dragon marks and phoenix seals.Its name is the one staff, the Numinous Yang; deep hidden in the sea-vault, men could hardly see it.Formed and changed, it will fly and soar, drifting in five-colored rose-cloud light.Old Sun, winning the Way, bore it back to his mountain; its endless changes I have proved full often.Now great, it is thick as a vat; now small, it is fine as an iron wire.Thick as the Southern Peak, thin as a needle; long or short, it turns with my heart's wish.Lightly lifted, it begets colored clouds; brightly it flies like a flash of lightning.Its cool breath, drift on drift, presses chill on men; its killing mists, strand on strand, appear in the sky.It tames dragons and subdues tigers, faithful at my side; it has wandered the sky's rim and the sea's corner.Once with this staff I wrecked the Heavenly Palace and scattered with my might the Peach Banquet.Heavenly King Li wagered his fight and never won; Nezha met it and could not come to blows.The staff struck the gods, and none could hide; a hundred thousand heavenly soldiers fled.The thunder captains guarded the Hall of Numinous Sky; I flew up and battered the Hall of Pass-Bright.The angel ushers of the court were all in a bustle; the immortal guards of the car were all in an uproar.I raised the staff and tipped over the palace of the Northern Dipper; turning, I shook open the court of the Southern Pole.The Heavenly Sovereign of the golden gates saw the staff's fierceness and begged the Buddha specially to meet me.Victory and defeat among armies come as they come; in hardship and peril there is no choosing.For five hundred whole years I lay in rank and file; the Bodhisattva of the Southern Sea pleaded for me.In the Great Tang there is a monk gone from home who swore a great vow to heaven:to ferry the ghosts in the City of Wrongful Death and seek the scriptures at the assembly on Vulture Peak.On the western road there are demons, and going is most inconvenient.He knew this iron staff has no match in the world, and begged me to be his companion on the road.Evil demons that touch it go down to the dark world; flesh turns to red dust and bone to flour.Everywhere demons die beneath the staff — by tens of thousands, past all counting.Above, it has battered the palace of the Dipper and the Ox; below, crushed the Hall of Darkness.Heaven's generals it has chased with the Nine Luminaries; in the dark courts it wounded the judges who hasten death.Dropped from mid-sky, it shakes mountains and rivers, better than the new flowered sword of Tai Sui.All by this staff I guard the Tang monk; all the demons of the world I have beaten everywhere."
The demon heard, and trembling, threw his life on the stake; he raised his blade and hacked, and the Monkey King, smiling, met him with the iron staff. First they held their ground before the cave, then leaped up and fought in mid-air. It was a fine fight:
The Divine Treasure staff that settled the bed of the Sky River — the staff named As-You-Will, high in the world. Boasting of his arts enraged the demon king; the great blade lifted, his magic power bold. Holding the field outside the gate was near work still; but dueling in the air, how could either spare the other? One changed his face at will; the other lengthened his body on the spot. They fought till the clouds lay heavy over the whole sky and mist drifted over every field. The one was bent again and again on eating the Tripitaka; the other spread his magic far to guard the Tang. All because the Buddha gave the scriptures to the world; evil and true drawn clear, in bitter grapple joined.
The old demon and the Great Sage fought twenty rounds and more, with no victory to either.
Now Bajie below, seeing the two of them at the height of their fight, could not hold back; he raised his rake, caught the wind, jumped up, and struck at the demon's face. The demon panicked. He did not know that Bajie had a tiger's head for a temper, foolhardy and made to scare people. He only saw the long mouth and the big ears, the hard hands and the fierce rake, lost the field, dropped his blade, and turned and ran. The Great Sage shouted: "Chase him, chase him!" The Idiot, emboldened, raised his nail rake and hurried in chase of the monster. The old demon, seeing him close upon him, stopped short before the slope, faced the wind, shook himself, showed his original form, opened his great mouth, and made to swallow Bajie. Bajie, terrified, whipped aside and burrowed into the grass, caring neither for thorn nor briar, neither for a scraped head nor an aching crown, and lay trembling in the grass listening. Pilgrim came up close behind; the monster opened his mouth to swallow him too — and fell into the trap laid for him. Pilgrim put up his iron staff, went forward to meet him, and was swallowed at one gulp by the old demon. The Idiot, in the grass, muttered and grumbled: "That Bimawen has no sense of advance or retreat! The monster came to eat him — why did he not run, but go forward to meet him? One gulp down his belly: today he is a monk, and by tomorrow he is nothing but a pile of dung." The demon, victor, went back; the Idiot crawled out of the grass and slunk off along the old road.
Now the Tripitaka, on the slope below, was watching and hoping with Sha Monk, when Bajie came running, panting hard. The Tripitaka was startled: "Bajie, why are you in such a state? Where is Wukong?" Weeping, the Idiot said: "Our brother was swallowed down in one gulp by the demon." The Tripitaka heard, and fell to the ground in a faint; after a while he stamped his feet and beat his breast: "Disciple, I thought you were clever at subduing demons and would lead me to the Western Heaven to see Buddha — who knew you would die today at that monster's hand? Bitter, bitter! The merit won by my disciples together is now all turned to dust." The master grieved most bitterly. And see the Idiot: instead of comforting his master, he called: "Sha Monk, bring the baggage, and let us two divide it." Sha Monk said: "Second brother, divide it why?" Bajie said: "Divide it, and we each break up housekeeping: you go back to the Flowing Sand River and eat men again; I go back to Gao Village and see my wife. We will sell the white horse and buy Master a coffin for his burial." The elder heard this, gasping with rage, cried to high heaven, and burst into loud weeping — but no more of that.
Now the old demon, having swallowed Pilgrim, thought himself clever, and went straight back to his cave. The demons came to meet him and ask the merit of the battle. The old demon said: "I have taken one." The second demon rejoiced: "Brother, whom have you taken?" The old demon said: "Pilgrim Sun." The second demon said: "Where have you taken him?" The old demon said: "I swallowed him at one gulp into my belly." The third demon king was greatly startled: "Elder brother! I never instructed you — Pilgrim Sun is not good eating." The Great Sage said from inside: "Very good eating indeed! It keeps off hunger too; I shall never be hungry again." The little demons panicked: "Great king, this is bad — Pilgrim Sun is talking in your belly!" The old demon said: "Never mind his talking. If I had the skill to eat him, have I not the skill to deal with him? Go quickly and boil some salt brine, and let me pour it down; I will gag him up, then simmer him at leisure and eat him with my wine." The little demons truly ladled up half a basin of salt brine. The old monster drank it dry, bent his mouth down, and heaved with all his might to vomit; but the Great Sage had taken root inside, and did not stir. Then he blocked his own throat and retched outward again, till his head spun and his eyes dazzled and his gall broke; and Pilgrim stirred less than ever. The old demon, panting for breath, called: "Pilgrim Sun, will you not come out?" Pilgrim said: "Too soon — a fine place not to come out of!" The old demon said: "Why will you not come out?" Pilgrim said: "You monster, how stiff you are! Since I became a monk I have known great poverty; now with autumn's chill I still wear only a single unlined robe. In here it is warm, and the wind does not cut; let me lodge here through the winter, and then come out."
The demons heard, and all said: "Great king, Pilgrim Sun means to winter inside your belly." The old demon said: "Let him winter there; I will sit in meditation and work the art of transport, eat nothing all winter, and starve that Bimawen to death." The Great Sage said: "My son, you know nothing. Old Sun, guarding the Tang monk on his way for the scriptures, traveled light, and brought along a folding pot; I came in to boil offal for my dinner. Your liver, guts, stomach, and lungs in here will serve me finely, small morsel by small morsel, and there will be enough to keep me in traveling money till the Qingming festival." The second demon was alarmed: "Brother, this monkey could do it." The third demon said: "Brother, let him eat the offal; but where would he set up his pot?" Pilgrim said: "On the three-forked bone — a fine place to set a pot." The third demon said: "This is bad. If he sets up his pot and the fire smokes, the smoke will drift up into your nostrils, and will you not sneeze?" Pilgrim laughed: "No matter. Old Sun will poke the gold-banded staff up through the crown of your head and bore a hole — one, for a skylight; two, for a chimney."
The old demon heard, and though he said he was not afraid, his heart shook. He could only harden his gall and call: "Brothers, do not be afraid. Bring me my medicinal wine; let me drink a few cups, and drug the monkey dead." Pilgrim laughed to himself: "Five hundred years ago, when old Sun wrecked the Heavenly Palace, I ate the Lord Lao's elixir, the Jade Emperor's wine, the Queen Mother's peaches, phoenix marrow and dragon liver — what dainty have I not eaten? What medicinal wine dares come to drug me?" The little demons truly strained two pots of the medicinal wine and filled a cup brimful, handing it to the old demon. The old demon took it in his hands; the Great Sage smelled the wine's fragrance inside, and said: "He shall not drink it." The good Great Sage twisted his head into a trumpet mouth and set it under his throat. The monster gulped the wine down, and Pilgrim gulped and took it. The second cup was gulped down, and Pilgrim gulped and took that too. Seven or eight cups one after another — he took them all. The old demon set down the cup: "No more. At ordinary times two cups of this wine set my belly on fire; now I have drunk seven or eight, and not a touch of red on my face!"
Now the Great Sage was no great drinker; having taken the seven or eight cups, he raised a drunken riot inside: without cease he braced his feet against the ribs, sprawled flat, kicked flying kicks, caught the liver and swung on it like a swing, stood on his head, turned somersaults, and thrashed about. The monster could not bear the pain, and fell to the ground.
Whether he lives or dies — listen to the next chapter to find out.