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第五十二回 悟空大鬧金{{參|兜|本作“⿰山兜”,Unicode缺字}}洞 如來暗示主人公

話說孫大聖得了金箍棒,打出門前,跳上高峰,對眾神滿心歡喜。李天王道:「你這場如何?」行者道:「老孫變化進他洞去,那怪物越發唱唱舞舞的吃得勝酒哩。更不曾打聽得他的寶貝在那裡。我轉他後面,忽聽得馬叫龍吟,知是火部之物。東壁廂靠著我的金箍棒,是老孫拿在手中,一路打將出來也。」眾神道:「你的寶貝得了,我們的寶貝何時到手?」行者道:「不難,不難。我有了這根鐵棒,不管怎的,也要打倒他,取寶貝還你。」

正講處,只聽得那山坡下鑼鼓齊鳴,喊聲振地。原來是兕大王帥眾精靈來趕行者。行者見了,叫道:「好好好,正合吾意。列位請坐,待老孫再去捉他。」好大聖,舉鐵棒劈面迎來,喝道:「潑魔那裡走!看棍!」那怪使槍支住,罵道:「賊猴頭!著實無禮。你怎麼白晝劫吾物件?」行者道:「我把你這個不知死的孽畜!你倒弄圈套白晝搶奪我物,那件兒是你的?不要走,吃老爺一棍!」那怪物掄槍隔架。這一場好戰:

大聖施威猛,妖魔不順柔。兩家齊鬥勇,那個肯干休。這一個鐵棒如龍尾,那一個長槍似蟒頭。這一個棒來解數如風響,那一個槍架雄威似水流。只見那彩霧朦朦山嶺暗,祥雲靉靆樹林愁。滿空飛鳥皆停翅,四野狼蟲盡縮頭。那陣上小妖吶喊,這壁廂行者抖擻。一條鐵棒無人敵,打遍西方萬里遊。那桿長槍真對手,永鎮金稱上籌。相遇這場無好散,不見高低誓不休。

那魔王與孫大聖戰經三個時辰,不分勝敗,早又見天色將晚。妖魔支著長槍道:「悟空,你住了。天昏地暗,不是個賭鬥之時,且各歇息歇息,明朝再與你比迸。」行者罵道:「潑畜休言!老孫的興頭才來,管甚麼天晚?是必與你定個輸贏。」那怪物喝一聲,虛幌一槍,逃了性命,帥群妖收轉干戈,入洞中將門緊緊閉了。

這大聖拽棍方回,天神在岸頭賀喜,都道:「是有能有力的大齊天,無量無邊的真本事。」行者笑道:「承過獎,承過獎。」李天王近前道:「此言實非褒獎,真是一條好漢子。這一陣也不亞當時瞞地網罩天羅也。」行者道:「且休題夙話。那妖魔被老孫打了這一場,必然疲倦。我也說不得辛苦,你們都放懷坐坐,等我再進洞去打聽他的圈子,務要偷了他的,捉住那怪,尋取兵器,奉還汝等歸天。」太子道:「今已天晚,不若安眠一宿,明早去罷。」行者笑道:「這小郎不知世事,那見做賊的好白日裡下手?似這等掏摸的,必須夜去夜來,不知不覺,才是買賣哩。」火德與雷公道:「三太子休言,這件事我們不知。大聖是個慣家熟套,須教他趁此時候,一則魔頭困倦,二來夜黑無防,就請快去,快去。」

好大聖,笑唏唏的,將鐵棒藏了。跳下高峰,又至洞口,搖身一變,變作一個促織兒。真個:

嘴硬鬚長皮黑,眼明爪腳丫叉。風清月明叫牆涯。夜靜如同人話。泣露淒涼景色,聲音斷續堪誇。客窗旅思怕聞他。偏在空階床下。

蹬開大腿,三五跳,跳到門邊,自門縫裡鑽將進去,蹲在那壁根下,迎著裡面燈光,仔細觀看。只見那大小群妖,一個個狼餐虎嚥,正都吃東西哩。行者揲揲鎚鎚的叫了一遍。少時間,收了家火,又都去安排窩鋪,各各安身。

約摸有一更時分,行者才到他後邊房裡,只聽那老魔傳令,教:「各門上小的醒睡,恐孫悟空又變甚麼,私入家偷盜。」又有些該班坐夜的,滌滌托托,梆鈴齊響。這大聖越好行事。鑽入房門,見有一架石床,左右列幾個抹粉搽胭的山精樹鬼,展鋪蓋伏侍老魔,脫腳的脫腳,解衣的解衣。只見那魔王寬了衣服,左肐膊上白森森的套著那個圈子,原來像一個連珠鐲頭模樣。你看他更不取下,轉往上抹了兩抹,緊緊的勒在肐膊上,方才睡下。行者見了,將身又變,變作一個黃皮虼蚤,跳上石床,鑽入被裡,爬在那怪的肐膊上,著實一口。叮的那怪翻身罵道:「這些少打的奴才!被也不抖,床也不拂,不知甚麼東西,咬了我這一下。」他卻把圈子又捋上兩捋,依然睡下。行者爬上那圈子,又咬一口。那怪睡不得,又翻過身來道:「刺鬧殺我也!」

行者見他關防得緊,寶貝又隨身,不肯除下,料偷他的不得。跳下床來,還變做促織兒,出了房門,徑至後面,又聽得龍吟馬嘶。原來那層門緊鎖,火龍、火馬都吊在裡面。行者現了原身,走近門前,使個解鎖法,念動咒語,用手一抹,扢扠一聲,那鎖雙鐄俱就脫落。推開門,闖將進去觀看,原來那裡面被火器照得明晃晃的,如白日一般。忽見東西兩邊斜靠著幾件兵器,都是太子的砍妖刀等物,並那火德的火弓、火箭等物。行者映火光,週圍看了一遍,又見那門背後一張石桌子上有一個篾絲盤兒,放著一把毫毛。大聖滿心歡喜,將毫毛拿起來,啊了兩口熱氣,叫聲:「變!」即變作三五十個小猴。教他都拿了刀、劍、杵、索、裘輪及弓、箭、槍、車、葫蘆、火鴉、火鼠、火馬,一應套去之物,𩣔了火龍,縱起火勢,從裡邊往外燒來。只聽得烘烘𤊨𤊨,撲撲乒乒,好便似咋雷連炮之聲。慌得那些大小妖精夢夢查查的,披著被,朦著頭,喊的喊,哭的哭,一個個走頭無路,被這火燒死大半。美猴王得勝回來,只好有三更時候。

卻說那高峰上,李天王眾位忽見火光晃亮,一擁前來。見行者騎著龍,喝喝呼呼,縱著小猴,徑上峰頭,厲聲高叫道:「來收兵器,來收兵器。」火德與哪吒答應一聲。這行者將身一抖,那把毫毛復上身來。哪吒太子收了他六件兵器,火德星君著眾火部收了火龍等物,都笑吟吟贊賀行者不題。

卻說那金洞裡火焰紛紛,諕得個兕大王魂不附體,急欠身開了房門,雙手拿著圈子,東推東火滅,西推西火消,滿空中冒煙突火,執著寶貝跑了一遍,四下裡煙火俱熄。急忙收救群妖,已此燒殺大半,男男女女,收不上百十餘丁;又查看藏兵之內,各件皆無。又去後面看處,見八戒、沙僧與長老還綑住未解,白龍馬還在槽上,行李擔亦在屋裡。妖魔遂恨道:「不知是那個小妖不仔細,失了火,致令如此。」傍有近侍的告道:「大王,這火不干本家之事。多是個偷營劫寨之賊,放了那火部之物,盜了神兵去也。」老魔方然省悟道:「沒有別人,斷乎是孫悟空那賊。怪道我臨睡時不得安穩。想是那賊猴變化進來,在我這肐膊叮了兩口。一定是要偷我的寶貝,見我抹勒得緊,不能下手,故此盜了兵器,縱著火龍,放此狠毒之心,意欲燒殺我也。賊猴啊!你枉使機關,不知我的本事。我但帶了這件寶貝,就是入大海而不能溺,赴火池而不能焚哩。這番若拿住那賊,只把刮了點垛,方趁我心。」

說著話,懊惱多時,不覺的雞鳴天曉。那高峰上太子得了六件兵器,對行者道:「大聖,天色已明,不須怠慢,我們趁那妖魔挫了銳氣,與火部等扶助你,再去力戰,庶幾這次可擒拿也。」行者笑道:「說得有理。我們齊了心,耍子兒去耶。」一個個抖擻威風,喜弄武藝,徑至洞口。行者叫道:「潑魔出來,與老孫打者。」

原來那裡兩扇石門被火氣化成灰燼,門裡邊有幾個小妖,正然掃地撮灰。忽見眾聖齊來,慌得丟了掃帚,撇下灰耙,跑入裡面,又報道:「孫悟空領著許多天神,又在門外罵戰哩。」那兕怪聞報大驚,扢迸迸,鋼牙咬響;滴溜溜,環眼睜圓。挺著長槍,帶了寶貝,走出門來,潑口亂罵道:「我把你這個偷營放火的賊猴!你有多大手段,敢這等藐視我也?」行者笑臉兒罵道:「潑怪物!你要知我的手段,且上前來,我說與你聽:

自小生來手段強,乾坤萬里有名揚。當時穎悟修仙道,昔日傳來不老方。立志拜投方寸地,虔心參見聖人鄉。學成變化無量法,宇宙長空任我狂。閑在山前將虎伏,悶來海內把龍降。祖居花果稱王位,水簾洞裡逞剛強。幾番有意圖天界,數次無知奪上方。御賜齊天名大聖,敕封又贈美猴王。只因宴設蟠桃會,無簡相邀我性剛。暗闖瑤池偷玉液,私行寶閣飲瓊漿。龍肝鳳髓曾偷吃,百味珍饈我竊嘗。千載蟠桃隨受用,萬年丹藥任充腸。天宮異物般般取,聖府奇珍件件藏。玉帝訪我有手段,即發天兵擺戰場。九曜惡星遭我貶,五方兇宿被吾傷。普天神將皆無敵,十萬雄師不敢當。威逼玉皇傳旨意,灌江小聖把兵揚。相持七十單二變,各弄精神個個強。南海觀音來助戰,淨瓶楊柳也相幫。老君又使金剛套,把我擒拿到上方。綁見玉皇張大帝,曹官拷較罪該當。即差大力開刀斬,刀砍頭皮火焰光。百計千方弄不死,將吾押赴老君堂。六丁神火爐中煉,煉得渾身硬似鋼。七七數完開鼎看,我身跳出又兇張。諸神閉戶無遮擋,眾聖商量把佛央。其實如來多法力,果然智慧廣無量。手中賭賽翻觔斗,將山壓我不能強。玉皇才設安天會,西域方稱極樂場。壓困老孫五百載,一些茶飯不曾嘗。金蟬長老臨凡世,東土差他拜佛鄉。欲取真經回上國,大唐帝主度先亡。觀音勸我皈依善,秉教迦持不放狂。解脫高山根下難,如今西去取經章。潑魔休弄獐狐智,還我唐僧拜法王。」

那怪聞言,指著行者道:「你原來是個偷天的大賊。不要走,吃吾一槍。」這大聖使棒來迎。兩個正自相持,這壁廂哪吒太子生嗔,火德星君發狠,即將那六件神兵、火部等物,望妖魔身上拋來。孫大聖更加雄勢。一邊又雷公使㨝,天王舉刀,不分上下,一擁齊來。那魔頭巍巍冷笑,袖子中暗暗將寶貝取出,撒手拋起空中,叫聲:「著!」唿喇的一下,把六件神兵、火部等物、雷公㨝、天王刀、行者棒,盡情又都撈去。眾神靈依然赤手,孫大聖仍是空拳。妖魔得勝回身,叫:「小的們,搬石砌門,動土修造,從新整理房廊。待齊備了,殺唐僧三眾來謝土,大家散福受用。」眾小妖領命維持不題。

卻說那李天王帥眾回上高峰,火德怨哪吒性急,雷公怪天王放刁,惟水伯在傍無語。行者見他們面不廝睹,心有縈思,沒奈何,懷恨強歡,對眾笑道:「列位不須煩惱。自古道:『勝敗兵家之常。』我和他論武藝,也只如此;但只是他多了這個圈子,所以為害,把我等兵器又套將去了。你且放心,待老孫再去查查他的腳色來也。」太子道:「你前啟奏玉帝,查勘滿天世界,更無一點蹤跡,如今卻又何處去查?」行者道:「我想起來,佛法無邊。如今且上西天問我佛如來,教他著慧眼觀看大地四部洲,看這怪是那方生長,何處鄉貫住居,圈子是件甚麼寶貝。不管怎的,一定要拿他,與列位出氣,還汝等歡喜歸天。」眾神道:「既有此意,不須久停,快去,快去。」

好行者,說聲去,就縱觔斗雲,早至靈山。落下祥光,四方觀看,好去處:

靈峰疏傑,疊障清佳,仙岳頂巔摩碧漢。西天瞻巨鎮,形勢壓中華。元氣流通天地遠,威風飛徹滿臺花。時聞鐘磬音長,每聽經聲明朗。又見那青松之下優婆講,翠柏之間羅漢行。白鶴有情來鷲嶺,青鸞著意佇閑亭。玄猴對對擎仙果,壽鹿雙雙獻紫英。幽鳥聲頻如訴語,奇花色絢不知名。回巒盤繞重重顧,古道彎環處處平。正是清虛靈秀地,莊嚴大覺佛家風。

那行者正然點看山景,忽聽得有人叫道:「孫悟空,從那裡來?往何處去?」急回頭看,原來是比丘尼尊者。大聖作禮道:「正有一事,欲見如來。」比丘尼道:「你這個頑皮。既然要見如來,怎麼不登寶剎,且在這裡看山?」行者道:「初來貴地,故此大膽。」比丘尼道:「你快跟我來也。」這行者緊隨至雷音寺山門下,又見那八大金剛雄糾糾的,兩邊擋住。比丘尼道:「悟空,暫候片時,等我與你奏上去來。」行者只得住立門外。那比丘尼至佛前合掌道:「孫悟空有事,要見如來。」如來傳旨令入,金剛才閃路放行。

行者低頭禮拜畢,如來問道:「悟空,前聞得觀音尊者解脫汝身,皈依釋教,保唐僧來此求經,你怎麼獨自到此?有何事故?」行者頓首道:「上告我佛。弟子自秉迦持,與唐朝師父西來,行至金山金洞,遇著一個惡魔頭,名喚兕大王,神通廣大,把師父與師弟等攝入洞中。弟子向伊求取,沒好意,兩家比迸,被他將一個白森森的圈子,搶了我的鐵棒。我恐他是天將思凡,急上界查勘不出。蒙玉帝差遣李天王父子助援,又被他搶了太子的六般兵器。及請火德星君放火燒他,又被他將火具搶去。又請水德星君放水渰他,一毫又渰他不著。弟子費若干精神氣力,將那鐵棒等物偷出,復去索戰,又被他將前物依然套去,無法收降。因此特告我佛,望垂慈與弟子看看,果然是何物出身。我好去拿他家屬四鄰,擒此魔頭,救我師父,合拱虔誠,拜求正果。」

如來聽說,將慧眼遙觀,早已知識。對行者道:「那怪物我雖知之,但不可與你說。你這猴兒口敞,一傳道是我說他,他就不與你鬥,定要嚷上靈山,反遺禍於我也。我這裡著法力助你擒他去罷。」行者再拜稱謝道:「如來助我甚麼法力?」如來即令十八尊羅漢開寶庫,取十八粒金丹砂,與悟空助力。行者道:「金丹砂卻如何?」如來道:「你去洞外,叫那妖魔比試。演他出來,卻教羅漢放砂,陷住他,使他動不得身,拔不得腳,憑你揪打便了。」行者笑道:「妙妙妙,趁早去來。」

那羅漢不敢遲延,即取金丹砂出門。行者又謝了如來。一路查看,止有十六尊羅漢,行者嚷道:「這是那個去處,卻賣放人。」眾羅漢道:「那個賣放?」行者道:「原差十八尊,今怎麼只得十六尊?」說不了,裡邊走出降龍、伏虎二尊,上前道:「悟空,怎麼就這等放刁?我兩個在後聽如來吩咐話的。」行者道:「忒賣法,忒賣法。才自若嚷遲了些兒,你敢就不出來了。」眾羅漢笑呵呵駕起祥雲。

不多時,到了金山界。那李天王見了,帥眾相迎,備言前事。羅漢道:「不必絮繁,快去叫他出來。」這大聖捻著拳頭,來於洞口,罵道:「腯潑怪物,快出來與你孫外公見個上下。」那小妖又飛跑去報。魔王怒道:「這賊猴又不知請誰來猖獗也。」小妖道:「更無甚將,止他一人。」魔王道:「那根棒子已被我收來,怎麼卻又一人到此?敢是又要走拳?」隨帶了寶貝,綽槍在手,叫小妖搬開石塊,跳出門來,罵道:「賊猴,你幾番家不得便宜,就該迴避,如何又來吆喝?」行者道:「這潑魔不識好歹!若要你外公不來,除非你服了降,陪了禮,送出我師父、師弟,我就饒你。」那怪道:「你那三個和尚已被我洗淨了,不久便要宰殺,你還不識起倒?去了罷。」

行者聽說「宰殺」二字,扢蹬蹬腮邊火發,按不住心頭之怒,丟了架子,掄著拳,斜行抅步,望妖魔使個掛面;那怪展長槍,劈手相迎。行者左跳右跳,哄那妖魔;妖魔不知是計,趕離洞口南來。行者即招呼羅漢把金丹砂望妖魔一齊拋下。好砂!正是那:

似霧如煙初散漫,紛紛靄靄下天涯。白茫茫,到處迷人眼;昏漠漠,飛時找路差。打柴的樵子失了伴,採藥的仙童不見家。細細輕飄如麥麵,粗粗翻復似芝麻。世界朦朧山頂暗,長空迷沒太陽遮。不比囂塵隨駿馬,難言輕軟襯香車。此砂本是無情物,蓋地遮天把怪拿。只為妖魔侵正道,阿羅奉法逞豪華。手中就有明珠現,等時刮得眼生花。

那妖魔見飛砂迷目,把頭低了一低,足下就有三尺餘深。慌得他將身一縱,跳在浮上一層。未曾立得穩,須臾,又有二尺餘深。那怪急了,拔出腳來,即忙取圈子,往上一撇,叫聲:「著!」唿喇的一下,把十八粒金丹砂又盡套去,拽回步,徑歸本洞。

那羅漢一個個空手停雲。行者近前問道:「眾羅漢,怎麼不下砂了?」羅漢道:「適才響了一聲,金丹砂就不見矣。」行者笑道:「又是那話兒套將去了。」天王等眾道:「這般難伏啊,卻怎麼捉得他?何日歸天,何顏見帝也?」旁有降龍、伏虎二羅漢對行者道:「悟空,你曉得我兩個出門遲滯何也?」行者道:「老孫只怪你躲避不來,卻不知有甚話說。」羅漢道:「如來吩咐我兩個說:『那妖魔神通廣大,如失了金丹砂,就教孫悟空上離恨天兜率宮太上老君處尋他的蹤跡,庶幾可一鼓而擒也。』」行者聞言道:「可恨,可恨!如來卻也閃賺老孫。當時就該對我說了,卻不免教汝等遠涉。」李天王道:「既是如來有此明示,大聖就當早起。」

好行者,說聲去,就縱一道觔斗雲,直入南天門裡。時有四大元帥擎拳拱手道:「擒怪事如何?」行者且行且答道:「未哩,未哩。如今有處尋根去也。」四將不敢留阻,讓他進了天門。不上靈霄殿,不入斗牛宮,徑至三十三天之外離恨天兜率宮前,見兩仙童侍立,他也不通姓名,一直徑走。慌得兩童扯住道:「你是何人?往何處去?」行者才說:「我是齊天大聖,欲尋李老君哩。」仙童道:「你怎這樣粗魯?且住下,讓我們通報。」行者那容分說,喝了一聲,往裡徑走。忽見老君自內而出,撞個滿懷。行者躬身唱個喏道:「老官,一向少看。」老君笑道:「這猴兒不去取經,卻來我處何幹?」行者道:「取經取經,晝夜無停。有些阻礙,到此行行。」老君道:「西天路阻,與我何干?」行者道:「西天西天,你且休言。尋著蹤跡,與你纏纏。」老君道:「我這裡乃是無上仙宮,有甚蹤跡可尋?」

行者入裡,眼不轉睛,東張西看。走過幾層廊宇,忽見那牛欄邊一個童兒盹睡,青牛不在欄中。行者道:「老官,走了牛也,走了牛也。」老君大驚道:「這孽畜幾時走了?」正嚷間,那童兒方醒,跪於當面道:「爺爺,弟子睡著,不知是幾時走的。」老君罵道:「你這廝如何盹睡?」童兒叩頭道:「弟子在丹房裡拾得一粒丹,當時吃了,就在此睡著。」老君道:「想是前日煉的七返火丹,吊了一粒,被這廝拾吃了。那丹吃一粒,該睡七日哩。那孽畜因你睡著,無人看管,遂乘機走下界去,今亦是七日矣。」

即查可曾偷甚寶貝。行者道:「無甚寶貝,只見他有一個圈子,甚是利害。」老君急查看時,諸般俱在,止不見了金剛琢。老君道:「這孽畜偷了我金剛琢去了!」行者道:「原來是這件寶貝。當時打著老孫的是他。如今在下界張狂,不知套了我等多少物件。」老君道:「這孽畜在甚地方?」行者道:「現住金山金洞。他捉了我唐僧進去,搶了我金箍棒。請天兵相助,又搶了太子的神兵。及請火德星君,又搶了他的火具。惟水伯雖不能渰死他,倒還不曾搶他物件。至請如來著羅漢下砂,又將金丹砂搶去。似你這老官縱放怪物,搶奪傷人,該當何罪?」老君道:「我那金剛琢,乃是我過函關化胡之器,自幼煉成之寶。憑你甚麼兵器、水火,俱莫能近他。若偷去我的芭蕉扇兒,連我也不能奈他何矣。」

大聖才歡歡喜喜,隨著老君。老君執了芭蕉扇,駕著祥雲同行,出了仙宮。南天門外,低下雲頭,徑至金山界。見了十八尊羅漢、雷公、水伯、火德、李天王父子,備言前事一遍。老君道:「孫悟空還去誘他出來,我好收他。」

這行者跳下峰頭,又高聲罵道:「腯潑孽畜!趁早出來受死!」那小妖又去報知。老魔道:「這賊猴又不知請誰來也。」急綽槍帶寶,迎出門來。行者罵道:「你這潑魔,今番坐定是死了!不要走,吃吾一掌。」急縱身跳個滿懷,劈臉打了一個耳括子,回頭就跑。那魔掄槍就趕。只聽得高峰上叫道:「那牛兒還不歸家,更待何日?」那魔擡頭,看見是太上老君,就諕得心驚膽戰道:「這賊猴真個是個地裡鬼,卻怎麼就訪得我的主公來也?」

老君念個咒語,將扇子搧了一下,那怪將圈子丟來,被老君一把接住。又一搧,那怪物力軟筋麻,現了本相,原來是一隻青牛。老君將金鋼琢吹口仙氣,穿了那怪的鼻子,解下勒袍帶,繫於琢上,牽在手中。至今留下個拴牛鼻的拘兒,又名賓郎,職此之謂。老君辭了眾神,跨上青牛背上,駕彩雲,徑歸兜率院;縛妖怪,高昇離恨天。

孫大聖才同天王等眾打入洞裡,把那百十個小妖盡皆打死,各取兵器。謝了天王父子回天,雷公入府,火德歸宮,水伯回河,羅漢向西。然後才解放唐僧、八戒、沙僧,拿了鐵棒。他三人又謝了行者,收拾馬匹、行裝,師徒們離洞,找大路方走。

正走間,只聽得路傍叫:「唐聖僧,吃了齋飯去。」那長老心驚。

畢竟不知是甚麼人叫喚,且聽下回分解。

Musean translation

Mouseia’s complete machine-assisted Musean translation, made directly from the Chinese, passage for passage, covering all 100 chapters and 3,782 source paragraphs of the Traditional Chinese text.

Wukong Wreaks Great Havoc in Golden Cave; the Tathagata Hints at the Fiend's Master

Let it be told: the Great Sage Sun, his gold-banded staff recovered, fought his way out the gate, leaped up onto the high peak, and stood before the gods brimming with joy. Heavenly King Li said: "How went it in there?" Pilgrim said: "Old Monkey changed himself and slipped into the cave, and the monster was singing and dancing the merrier, drinking deep of his victory wine. But nowhere could I learn where his treasure was kept. I made my way round behind, and suddenly heard a horse neighing and a dragon moaning, and knew them for things of the fire department. There against the east wall leaned my gold-banded staff; old Monkey took it in hand and hammered his way out." The gods said: "Your treasure is recovered — when do ours come back to us?" Pilgrim said: "No trouble, no trouble. Now that I have this iron staff, come what may I will beat him down and take the treasure back for you."

As they spoke, they heard gongs and drums sounding together down the slope below, and shouting that shook the ground. It was the Great King Si leading his host of spirits in pursuit of Pilgrim. Pilgrim saw them and cried: "Good, good, good — just as I wished. Be seated, all of you, while old Monkey goes and catches him." Good Great Sage! He raised the iron staff and came at him face on, roaring: "Where do you think you are going, brazen demon? Look out — here is the staff!" The monster met it with his spear and cursed: "You thieving monkey-head, utterly without manners! How dare you rob me in broad daylight?" Pilgrim said: "You beast of calamity that does not know death! It was you who worked a snare and robbed me in broad daylight — which of these things of mine was ever yours? Do not run — taste your lordship's staff!" The monster swung his spear to parry. A fine battle it was:

The Great Sage deals out his fury; the demon yields nothing in softness.The two houses vie in valor — which will stand down first?This one's iron staff is a dragon's tail;that one's long spear is a python's head.This one's staff-work comes whistling like the wind;that one's spear-parry, mighty, flows like water.Colored mists thicken and the ridges darken;auspicious clouds hang heavy and the woods grow sad.Every bird in the sky folds its wings;wolves and scaled things in all the fields pull in their heads.On that side the little demons howl;on this side Pilgrim shakes out his strength.One iron staff no man can stand against,beating his way over the West's ten thousand li.That long spear is a very match for it,forever holding Golden Cave, first in the scale.They have met — and this meeting will have no gentle end:until one is seen the better, neither swears to stop.

The demon king and the Great Sage Sun fought through three watches, neither winning nor losing, and the sky was already darkening. The demon, holding off with his long spear, said: "Wukong, give over. Heaven dark, earth dim — this is no time for a bout. Let each of us rest, and tomorrow morning we will match again." Pilgrim cursed: "Brazen beast, no more talk! Old Monkey's high spirits are only now arriving — what does the late hour matter? I am determined to settle win or lose with you." The monster gave a shout, feinted with his spear, and made off with his life; mustering his demon host he called in the weapons and went into the cave, shutting the gates fast behind him.

The Great Sage drew in his staff and came back, and the gods on the height congratulated him, all saying: "A Great Equal-to-Heaven with power and might — true strength beyond all measure." Pilgrim laughed: "Too much praise, too much praise." Heavenly King Li came near and said: "That is no flattery — in truth a hero. This bout of yours is no less than the day you slipped the net of earth and the net of heaven." Pilgrim said: "No old stories. That demon, given this beating by old Monkey, is sure to be weary. As for me, I will not speak of toil — you all sit and take your ease while I go into the cave again and find out about that ring of his. Steal it I must; then we seize the monster and bring back your weapons for the ride home to heaven." The prince said: "It is already late. Better to sleep one night and go in the morning." Pilgrim laughed: "This young gentleman does not know the world. When did you ever see a thief set to work in broad daylight? For this kind of picking and pilfering it must be night going, night coming, unseen and unfelt — that is the trade." The Fire Star Lord and the Thunder Lords said: "Say nothing, third prince. Of this business we know nothing. The Great Sage is an old hand with a practiced touch. Let him use this moment: first, the demon is weary; second, the night is black and no watch is kept. Go quickly — go quickly."

Good Great Sage! Laughing merrily he hid the iron staff, hopped down from the peak, came again to the cave mouth, shook himself, and changed into a cricket. Truly:

Hard-mouthed, long-antennaed, black of skin;bright-eyed, with clawed and forked feet.When wind is clean and moonlight bright it sings along the wall.In the still of night it is like a man's voice.Weeping dew, a cold and desolate scene;its song in fits and starts is worth the praising.The traveler at his window dreads to hear it —and there it is, on the bare steps, under the bed.

It sprang open its long legs and in three or five hops reached the gate, slipped in through a crack, and crouched at the base of the inner wall, facing the lamplight within, and looked carefully. The imps, great and small, were one and all wolfing and gulping, right in the middle of their meal. Pilgrim chirped and chirred his cry once through. Before long they cleared away the dishes and all went to lay out their bedding, each finding his place to sleep.

About the first watch, Pilgrim made his way to the rooms at the back and heard the old demon giving orders: "Imps on every gate, sleep with one eye open — Sun Wukong may change into something again and sneak in to steal." There were those on the night watch too, clappers and bells sounding through the rounds. All the better for the Great Sage's business. He slipped in through the door of the room and saw a stone bed, with powdered and rouged mountain spirits and tree ghosts in attendance on either side, spreading the bedding and serving the old demon — some pulling off his boots, some undoing his robes. The demon king loosened his clothes, and there on his left arm gleamed white the ring, just like a string-of-pearls bangle. And see: he did not take it off, but pushed it twice more up the arm and bound it tight before lying down. Pilgrim, seeing this, changed again, into a yellow-bodied flea, hopped onto the stone bed, burrowed into the quilt, crawled up the demon's arm, and gave him a real bite. The demon turned over, cursing: "You blundering slaves! Never shaking out the quilt, never dusting the bed — who knows what thing it was that bit me!" And he stroked the ring up twice more and lay back down. Pilgrim crawled onto the ring itself and bit again. The demon could not sleep; he turned over once more: "It prickles me to death!"

Pilgrim saw that the demon's watch was tight and the treasure kept on his body and never taken off — stealing it was past hoping. He hopped off the bed, turned back into a cricket, and left the room, making straight for the back, where again he heard the dragon moaning and the horse neighing. The inner gate was locked fast, with the fire dragon and the fire horse hanging inside. Pilgrim showed his true body, came up to the gate, worked the art of unlocking, murmured the charm, passed his hand over it once — and with a crack both shackles of the lock fell away. He pushed the door open, strode in and looked about: the place was lit bright by the fire gear, bright as day. Suddenly he saw, leaning aslant on either side, east and west, several weapons — the prince's demon-cutting saber and the rest, and the Fire Star Lord's fire bow, fire arrows, and the like. Pilgrim, by the firelight, went round and viewed them all, and saw too that behind the door, on a stone table, stood a woven bamboo tray with a handful of hairs on it. The Great Sage was delighted to his heart's core. He took up the hairs, breathed two mouthfuls of hot breath on them, cried "Change!" — and they became thirty, fifty little monkeys at once. He had them take up every last thing the ring had snatched — saber, sword, pestle, lasso, fire wheel, bow, arrows, spear, cart, gourd, fire crows, fire rats, fire horses — then saddle the fire dragon and let loose the fire, burning outward from within. They heard it roaring and seething, bursting and banging, just like rolling thunder and one long string of cannon. The imps, great and small, woke muddled and staggering, wrapped in quilts, heads muffled, some shouting, some wailing, every one with no way out — and the fire burned more than half of them to death. The Handsome Monkey King came back in triumph; it was just the third watch.

Now on the high peak, Heavenly King Li and the rest saw the firelight flaring and came crowding forward. They found Pilgrim mounted on the dragon, whooping and hallooing, driving the little monkeys before him straight up the peak, where he called out at the top of his voice: "Come collect your weapons! Come collect your weapons!" The Fire Star Lord and Nezha answered to the call. Pilgrim shook himself, and the handful of hairs flew back onto his body. Prince Nezha gathered up his six weapons, and the Fire Star Lord had his fire department take in the fire dragon and the rest, all smiling and praising Pilgrim — but of that no more.

Now inside Golden Cave the flames came swirling, and the Great King Si's soul left his body with fright. He rose up hastily, opened his door, ring in both hands — pushed east and the fire east went out; pushed west and the fire west died — smoke and flame leaping through all the air; carrying his treasure he ran a round of the place, and on every side the fire and smoke were quenched. He hurried to rally his demons: more than half were burned and slain, and of men and maids he could gather barely a hundred and ten. He went and searched the armory: not one weapon of any kind remained. He went around back to look, and there were Bajie, Sha Monk, and the elder still bound fast and unloosed; the white dragon horse still in its stall; the load of luggage still in the room. The demon raged: "Some careless little imp must have let a fire slip and brought this about." An attendant at his side told him: "Your Majesty, this fire is no affair of this house. It must have been some thief raiding our camp — he loosed the gear of the fire department and made off with the divine weapons." Then the old demon understood: "No one else — it was Sun Wukong, the thief, beyond all doubt. No wonder I could not rest when I went to sleep. The thieving monkey must have changed himself and slipped in here and bitten my arm twice. He meant to steal my treasure, but found it bound so tight he could do nothing — so he made off with the weapons, set the fire dragon loose, and let his cruel heart have its way, meaning to burn me to death. Thieving monkey! You have worked your tricks in vain — you do not know my power. With this treasure on me, I could go into the great sea and not drown, walk into a pit of fire and not burn. If I catch that thief this time, I will scrape him into a heap of shreds — that would content my heart."

As he fumed, the cocks crowed and it grew light. On the high peak the prince, with his six weapons recovered, said to Pilgrim: "Great Sage, day has broken. No slackening now: while the demon's fighting spirit is dashed, with the fire department and the rest to back you, let us go and give battle again — perhaps this time we can take him." Pilgrim laughed: "Well said. Let us go out and have our sport with all hearts together." One and all they shook out their martial splendor, joyful in their arts, and came straight to the cave mouth. Pilgrim called: "Brazen demon, come out and fight old Monkey!"

Now the two stone gates there had been burnt to ash by the heat of the fire, and within the doorway several little imps were sweeping and gathering ashes. Suddenly they saw the host of saints arrive together; in terror they dropped their brooms, left their rakes, and ran inside, reporting again: "Sun Wukong has brought a great crowd of gods of heaven and is at the gate bawling for battle." The Si monster heard the report and was terribly alarmed; his steel teeth grated; his round eyes bulged wide. Spear level, treasure on his arm, he came out the gate, cursing unchecked: "You thieving monkey, raider of camps and burner of fires! How great do you think your skill is, to slight me so?" Pilgrim, smiling as he cursed, said: "Brazen monster! If you would know my skill, step up here and I will tell you:

From my birth my skill was strong; through the ten thousand li of space my name ran loud.Even then quick-witted, I sought the immortals' way; in days past the deathless recipe was handed down to me.With set purpose I bowed at the Place of the Square Inch; with devout heart I paid court in the land of saints.I mastered the boundless art of transformation; in the long skies of the cosmos I rage where I will.At ease before the mountain I tamed the tiger; when dull, within the seas I brought the dragon down.My home is Flower-Fruit, where I took the throne of king; in Water Curtain Cave I flaunted my strength.Time and again I had designs on the courts of heaven; more than once, unknowing, I seized the halls above.The Emperor granted the name Great Sage Equal to Heaven, and by decree conferred the Handsome Monkey King besides.Only because the Peach Banquet was spread, and no invitation card was sent me, my temper rose.I burst uninvited into the Jade Pool and stole the jade liquor; into the treasure tower I went unasked and drank the nectar.I have stolen and eaten dragon liver and phoenix marrow; I have tasted every delicacy by stealth.The thousand-year peaches I took my fill of; the ten-thousand-year elixirs stuffed my belly.Rare things of the Heavenly Palace I took one and all; the precious curios of the holy treasury I hid away piece by piece.The Jade Emperor, learning my skill, at once dispatched the heavenly troops and set the field of battle.The Nine Luminaries, baleful stars, were routed by me; the fierce mansions of the five quarters were wounded at my hands.All the divine generals of heaven were no match; the hundred thousand strong host dared not face me.I pressed the Jade Emperor until he passed his edict; the Little Sage of the Guan River raised his troops.We held each other through seventy-two changes, each working his art, each strong.Guanyin of the South Sea came to aid the fight; the pure vase and the willow helped as well.The Supreme Lord Lao threw his diamond snare and had me seized and carried above.I was bound and brought before the Jade Emperor, the great sovereign; the clerks of the court tortured out my guilt — my deserts.They ordered the Strongman to raise the blade; the knife cut my scalp and sparked like flame.A hundred schemes, a thousand devices could not kill me; so I was escorted to the hall of Lord Lao.In the furnace of the Six Dings' divine fire I was smelted, till my whole body was hard as steel.When the seven-times-seven count was told they opened the cauldron — and out I leaped, fiercer than before.The gods barred their gates, and no guard could hold me; the saints took counsel and begged the Buddha.Truly the Tathagata's powers are many; his wisdom truly vast beyond measure.We staked our wager at the flip of a somersault; he pressed the mountain on me, and I could not prevail.Then the Jade Emperor first set the Feast of the Pacified Heaven, and in the Western Region the field of Utmost Bliss was hailed.Five hundred years old Monkey was pressed and held, without one taste of tea or rice.Elder Golden Cicada came down into the world; the Land of the East dispatched him to bow at the Buddha's home.To fetch the true scriptures back to his own country — the sovereign of Great Tang, to redeem his dead.Guanyin urged me to turn to the good; holding to the discipline of the Buddha's keeping, I give my wildness no more rein.Loosed from beneath the root of the high mountain, now I go west to fetch the chapters of scripture.Brazen demon, give over your fox-and-weasel cunning — return my Tang monk, who would bow before the Dharma King."

Hearing this, the monster pointed at Pilgrim: "So you are the great thief who once robbed heaven itself. Do not run — taste my spear." The Great Sage met him with the staff. The two were still at grips when this side of the field Prince Nezha flared in wrath and the Fire Star Lord hardened his heart, and the six divine weapons and the gear of the fire department came flying at the demon. The Great Sage Sun pressed on more fiercely. On one side the Thunder Lords plied their thunderbolts and the Heavenly King raised his blade; without rank or order all came on together. The demon, lofty and calm, smiled coldly; from his sleeve he quietly brought out the treasure, loosed it from his hand and cast it into the air, crying "Fall!" — and with a whoosh it gathered in the six divine weapons and the fire gear, the thunderbolts, the Heavenly King's blade, and Pilgrim's staff, sweeping the whole of them away. The gods stood empty-handed again, and the Great Sage Sun with empty fists. The demon turned from his victory, calling: "Lads, haul stones and wall up the gates; break ground and rebuild; set the halls in order all anew. And when all is ready, we will slaughter those three monks of the Tang and offer it in thanks to the earth, and share out the blessing together." The little imps took their orders and fell to their work — but of that no more.

Now Heavenly King Li led the host back up the high peak. The Fire Star Lord blamed Nezha's hot temper; the Thunder Lords grumbled at the Heavenly King's slyness; only the Water Earl stood by without a word. Pilgrim, seeing that they would not look one another in the face, and thoughts twisting in him, could do nothing but nurse his grudge and force a smile, and said to them all, laughing: "No gloom, my friends. The old saying has it: now victorious, now beaten — the common lot of soldiers. In a match of arms against him, old Monkey comes to about this much; it is only that he has that ring, and so works his mischief — and off go our weapons again into the snare. Set your hearts at rest. Old Monkey will go and dig into this fellow's pedigree." The prince said: "You already petitioned the Jade Emperor, and a search of all the heavens found not a trace. Where would you search now?" Pilgrim said: "It occurs to me that the Buddha's law is boundless. I will go up to the Western Heaven and ask our Buddha the Tathagata to turn his eye of wisdom over the four great continents of the earth, and see where this monster was reared, what village and household he belongs to, and what manner of treasure the ring may be. Come what may, we will take him, and win you satisfaction, and send you home to heaven content." The gods said: "If that is your purpose, no lingering — go quickly, go quickly."

Good Pilgrim! At the word he mounted the somersault cloud, and in no time reached Vulture Peak. He let down his auspicious light and gazed about on all sides — what a place it was:

Lofty and spare, the spirit peaks; ridge upon ridge, clean and fine; the summits of the immortal mountains brush the blue vault.The West looks up to this mighty anchor; its mass bears down upon the Middle Kingdom.The primal breath streams through it, far as heaven and earth; its awe flies out and fills the terraced flowers.Ever the sound of bells and chimes runs long; ever the voice of the sutras, clear and bright.Under the green pines the elders discourse; among the jade cypresses the arhats walk.White cranes, in their affection, come to Vulture Ridge; azure phoenixes attend at the idle pavilion.Dark monkeys in pairs hold up immortal fruit; long-lived deer two by two offer purple blossoms.Hidden birds call and call as if telling their griefs; strange flowers blaze with colors beyond naming.Ridges fold back and wind about, turning to gaze; the old roads bend and curve, everywhere smooth.Truly a land pure and numinous, delicate and blest — the solemn grand air of the Buddha's great awakening.

Pilgrim was still taking in the mountain scenery when someone called: "Sun Wukong — from where do you come, and where are you going?" He turned quickly and saw it was the Venerable Bhiksuni. The Great Sage saluted: "There is a matter on which I would see the Tathagata." The bhiksuni said: "You impudent one. If you would see the Tathagata, why not climb to the precious monastery, and stand here admiring the mountain instead?" Pilgrim said: "It is my first visit to this holy ground — hence the boldness." The bhiksuni said: "Then come along with me, quickly." Pilgrim kept close behind her down to the mountain gate of the Thunderclap Monastery, where the Eight Great Vajra Warriors stood blocking the way on either side, a formidable sight. The bhiksuni said: "Wukong, wait a moment while I go up and report for you." Pilgrim could only stand and wait outside the gate. The bhiksuni came before the Buddha, joined her palms, and said: "Sun Wukong has a matter on which he asks to see the Tathagata." The Tathagata gave the order to admit him, and only then did the vajras stand aside and let him pass.

Pilgrim bowed low in worship, and the Tathagata asked: "Wukong, I heard that the Venerable Guanyin freed you from your bonds and turned you to the Buddha's teaching, to guard the Tang monk on his quest for scriptures. How is it you stand here alone? What has happened?" Pilgrim bowed his head to the ground: "I make my report to our Buddha. Since taking the discipline, your disciple has come west with his master of the Tang, and at Golden Mountain, Golden Cave, fell in with a wicked demon called the Great King Si, of vast powers, who swept my master and my brothers-in-the-law into his cave. Your disciple asked him for them without malice; we fell to fighting, and with a gleaming white ring he robbed me of my iron staff. I feared he was some general of heaven yearning for the world below, and hurried up to search — and found nothing. The Jade Emperor was gracious enough to send Heavenly King Li and his son to my aid, and the demon robbed the prince of his six weapons. I begged the Fire Star Lord to loose fire on him, and the demon snatched away the fire gear. I begged the Water Star Lord to loose water and drown him — and could not wet a hair of him. Your disciple spent spirit and strength without number, stole the iron staff and the rest back out, went and demanded battle again — and the demon swept away all the same things once more. There is no way to subdue him. So I have come to tell our Buddha, and beg his mercy to look for me and see what manner of creature this truly is. Then I can go take his kin and his neighbors, seize this demon, rescue my master, and with joined palms and devout hearts bow in quest of the true fruit."

The Tathagata listened, then looked far off with his eye of wisdom, and already knew. He said to Pilgrim: "That monster I know — but I cannot tell you. You monkey, your mouth is a sieve: the moment the word spreads that it was I who said so, he will not fight you; he will raise an uproar up Vulture Peak itself and visit the mischief on me. Here — I will send power to help you seize him." Pilgrim bowed again in thanks: "And what power will the Tathagata send to help me?" The Tathagata at once ordered eighteen arhats to open the precious treasury and take out eighteen grains of golden cinnabar sand to aid Wukong. Pilgrim said: "And what of golden cinnabar sand?" The Tathagata said: "You will go outside his cave and call the demon out to try you — lure him out — and have the arhats release the sand and sink him, so that he cannot move his body or pull free his feet; then you may seize and beat him as you please." Pilgrim laughed: "Wonderful, wonderful, wonderful! Let us go at once."

The arhats did not dare delay; they took the golden cinnabar sand and went out the door. Pilgrim thanked the Tathagata once more. He looked them over on the way and counted only sixteen. Pilgrim bawled: "What sort of a place is this, that lets men slip away?" The arhats said: "Who has slipped away?" Pilgrim said: "Eighteen were ordered; how is it there are only sixteen?" Before the words were done, two more came out from within — the Dragon-Subduing and the Tiger-Taming arhats — and stepped up: "Wukong, how can you be so sly? The two of us were at the back, hearing the Tathagata's instructions." Pilgrim said: "Fine way to slip a friend, fine way! If I had bawled a moment later, I suppose you would never have come out." The arhats, laughing, mounted the auspicious cloud.

In no time they reached the borders of Golden Mountain. Heavenly King Li met them and led the host out to welcome them, and the whole story was told. The arhats said: "No need for the details — quick, call him out." The Great Sage, twisting his fists, came to the cave mouth and cursed: "You bloated brazen monster! Come out and settle it with your grandfather Sun!" The imps flew off to report. The demon king said in anger: "Who has the thief monkey fetched this time, to come swaggering?" The imps said: "No general at all — he is alone." The demon king said: "That staff of his is already in my keeping — how does he come alone like this? Does he mean to box with me?" He hung his treasure on, took his spear in hand, had the imps haul the stones aside, and leaped out the gate, cursing: "Thieving monkey! Time after time you have gained nothing by it; you should have kept away. Why come bawling again?" Pilgrim said: "You brazen demon, you know neither good nor bad! If you would have your grandfather stay away, then surrender and make your apology, hand out my master and my brothers, and I will let you be." The monster said: "Your three monks are washed and clean already, and soon to be slaughtered — and you still cannot tell which way the wind sits? Be off with you."

At the word "slaughtered," the fire flared along Pilgrim's cheeks; he could not hold down the rage in his heart. He dropped his stance, swung his fists, moved in slantwise, feeling his steps, and came at the demon with a hook to the face. The monster spread his long spear and met him hand to hand. Pilgrim hopped left and hopped right, beguiling the demon; and the demon, not knowing it was a trick, was drawn away south, out from the cave mouth. Pilgrim signaled the arhats, and together they flung the golden cinnabar sand down on the demon. Good sand! Just look:

Like mist, like smoke, at first dispersing slowly, drift on drift it falls from the rim of the sky.A white blindness — everywhere it fills the eyes; a gray bewilderment — flying, it loses the road.The woodcutter loses his partner; the immortal boy gathering herbs cannot see his home.Fine and light it drifts like wheat flour; coarse and churning it tumbles like sesame.The world goes dim, the mountaintops dark; the long skies are blotted out, the sun veiled over.Not the loud dust that trails galloping horses; no words for the lightness, the softness under the perfumed carriage.This sand by nature is a thing without feeling, covering earth, veiling heaven, to take the monster.Only because a demon has invaded the true way does the arhat wield the law in such splendor.In his hand a bright pearl already shows — and in a moment it grinds the eyes to flowers.

The demon, seeing the flying sand blind his eyes, lowered his head a little, and already his feet had sunk more than three feet deep. In terror he gave a leap and jumped to a floating crust on top; and before he could stand firm, in a moment he had sunk another two feet. The monster, desperate, pulled his feet out, hastily took the ring, flipped it upward, cried "Fall!" — and with a whoosh all eighteen grains of golden cinnabar sand were swept away; and drawing his steps back he went straight home to his cave.

The arhats, one and all, halted their clouds empty-handed. Pilgrim came near and asked: "Reverend arhats, why have you let the sand stop?" The arhats said: "There was a sound just now, and the golden cinnabar sand was gone." Pilgrim laughed: "Snatched away by that same old thing again." The Heavenly King and the rest said: "So hard to subdue — how are we ever to take him? What day do we return to heaven, and with what face do we see the Emperor?" Then the Dragon-Subduing and Tiger-Taming arhats said to Pilgrim: "Wukong — do you know why the two of us were slow coming out the door?" Pilgrim said: "Old Monkey only grumbled that you were hiding — he did not know there was a message." The arhats said: "The Tathagata charged us two thus: 'That demon's powers are vast. If the golden cinnabar sand is lost, then send Sun Wukong up to the Tushita Palace in the Heaven of Parting Sorrow, to the Supreme Lord Lao, to seek his traces — then he may be taken at one drum.'" Pilgrim heard and said: "Insufferable, insufferable! So the Tathagata was shuffling old Monkey along too. He should have told me at the time, and spared you all this long journey." Heavenly King Li said: "Since the Tathagata has given this clear sign, Great Sage, you should start at once."

Good Pilgrim! At the word he mounted a somersault cloud and went straight in through the Southern Gate of Heaven. The four great marshals raised their fists and saluted: "How went the business of seizing the demon?" Pilgrim answered as he went: "Not yet, not yet. But now I know where to look for the root of it." The four generals dared not hold him and let him through the gate. He did not go up the Hall of Divine Mists, nor into the Palace of the Dipper and the Ox, but straight to the Tushita Palace beyond the Thirty-Three Heavens, in the Heaven of Parting Sorrow. Two immortal boys stood in attendance; he gave no name but walked straight in. The two, alarmed, caught at him: "Who are you? Where are you going?" Only then did Pilgrim say: "I am the Great Sage Equal to Heaven, come to find old Lord Li." The immortal boys said: "What a rough way to behave! Wait while we announce you." Pilgrim would brook no delay; with a shout he walked straight in — and there was Lord Lao coming out from within, and they collided full in the arms. Pilgrim bowed from the waist with a salutation: "Old gentleman, it has been too long since I looked in on you." Lord Lao laughed: "Monkey, what brings you to my door instead of your scriptures?" Pilgrim said: "Scriptures, scriptures — no pause day or night. A little obstruction on the road, so I have dropped by for a stroll." Lord Lao said: "The western road is blocked — what is that to me?" Pilgrim said: "Western Heaven, Western Heaven — say no more. When I have found what I am looking for, you and I will have a long settlement." Lord Lao said: "This is the palace of the utmost immortals — what trace of anything would you find here?"

Pilgrim went in, his eyes never resting, peering east and west. He had passed through several corridors when he saw, by the ox stall, a boy fast asleep — and the green ox not in the stall. Pilgrim said: "Old gentleman — the ox is loose! The ox is loose!" Lord Lao was badly startled: "When did this beast of calamity get out?" While they were still shouting, the boy woke, knelt before them, and said: "Master, your disciple fell asleep — I do not know when he left." Lord Lao cursed: "And how did you come to be snoring?" The boy knocked his head: "Your disciple found a pill in the elixir room, ate it on the spot, and fell asleep right here." Lord Lao said: "It must be one of the seven-times-returned fire pills smelted the other day — one dropped, and this fellow picked it up and ate it. One grain of that pill brings seven days of sleep. With you asleep there was no one to watch the beast, so he seized his chance and went down into the world — and today makes the seventh day."

He made search at once to see whether any treasure had been stolen besides. Pilgrim said: "No treasure to speak of — only that he has a ring, and a deadly one." Lord Lao looked quickly through his stores: everything was there except the Diamond Bangle. Lord Lao said: "This beast of calamity has stolen my Diamond Bangle!" Pilgrim said: "So that is the treasure. It was he who once cracked old Monkey's skull with it. Now down in the world he plays the tyrant — who knows how much of ours he has swept away with it." Lord Lao said: "Where is the beast?" Pilgrim said: "At Golden Mountain, in Golden Cave. He took my Tang monk inside and robbed me of my gold-banded staff. I asked the heavenly troops for help — he robbed the prince of his divine weapons. I asked the Fire Star Lord — he robbed him of his fire gear. The Water Earl alone could not drown him, but at least lost nothing to the ring. Then I begged the Tathagata to send arhats down with their sand — and he swept away the golden cinnabar sand besides. And you, old gentleman, turning loose a monster that robs and harms men — what are your deserts?" Lord Lao said: "My Diamond Bangle is the very implement with which I crossed the Pass and converted the Hu — a treasure smelted in my youth. No weapon, no water, no fire can come near it. If he had stolen my banana-leaf fan, then even I could do nothing with him."

Then at last the Great Sage was content, and went along with Lord Lao. Lord Lao took up the banana-leaf fan and rode the auspicious cloud beside him, out of the immortal palace. Outside the Southern Gate they lowered the cloud and came straight to the borders of Golden Mountain, where they found the eighteen arhats, the Thunder Lords, the Water Earl, the Fire Star Lord, and Heavenly King Li and his son, and the whole story was told over. Lord Lao said: "Sun Wukong, go and lure him out again, and I will take him."

Pilgrim hopped down from the peak and bawled again: "Bloated beast of calamity! Come out and take your death early!" The imps ran to report. The old demon said: "Who has the thief monkey fetched this time?" In haste, spear and treasure, he came out the gate to meet him. Pilgrim cursed: "Brazen demon, this time you are dead and finished! Do not run — take my palm!" He sprang up with a leap full into his arms, dealt him a slap across the face, and turned and ran. The demon whirled his spear and gave chase. Then from the high peak came a call: "Ox, will you not go home? What day are you waiting for?" The demon looked up, saw it was the Supreme Lord Lao, and his heart quaked and his gall trembled: "This thieving monkey is a true ghost of the underworld — how has he ferreted out my master and lord?"

Lord Lao murmured a charm and flicked the fan once; the monster flung the ring at him, and Lord Lao caught it in one hand. He flicked again: the creature's strength failed and his sinews went slack; he showed his true form — a green ox. Lord Lao breathed a mouthful of immortal breath through the Diamond Bangle, ran it through the ox's nose, took the sash from his own robe, tied it to the bangle, and led him by the hand. To this day the ring that tethers an ox by the nose remains, called the binlang — and this is how it began. Lord Lao took leave of the gods, bestrode the green ox's back, and rode the colored clouds straight home to the Tushita cloister; the demon bound, he rose high to the Heaven of Parting Sorrow.

Then the Great Sage Sun, with the Heavenly King and the rest, stormed into the cave, beat to death every one of the hundred-odd imps, and each recovered his weapons. They thanked the Heavenly King and his son, who returned to heaven; the Thunder Lords went back to their bureaus, the Fire Star Lord to his palace, the Water Earl to his river, and the arhats turned west. Only then did they unbind the Tang monk, Bajie, and Sha Monk, and Pilgrim took up the iron staff. The three thanked him again, gathered the horse and the baggage, and the master and his disciples left the cave and took to the high road.

As they went, they heard a call from beside the road: "Holy monk of the Tang, stop and take a meal!" And the elder's heart started.

But who it was that called out? Listen to the next chapter to find out.

Plain English translation

Mouseia’s complete Plain English edition, made independently and directly from the Chinese, covering all 100 chapters and 3,782 source paragraphs of the Traditional Chinese text.

Wukong makes a great uproar in the Gold Cave; The Tathagata drops a hint about the demon's master

The story goes that the Great Sage Sun, having recovered his gold-banded staff, fought his way out the door, jumped up onto the peak, and stood before the gods, joyful at heart. Heavenly King Li said: "How did it go in there?" Pilgrim said: "Old Sun changed himself and slipped into the cave. That monster was still singing and dancing, drinking his victory wine. I could not find out where he kept his treasure. But when I went around to the back, I heard a horse neighing and a dragon droning, and knew those were the fire gods' creatures. And there against the east wall leaned my own gold-banded staff. Old Sun took it in hand and fought his way out." The gods said: "You have your treasure back. When do we get ours?" Pilgrim said: "No trouble, no trouble. Now that I have this iron staff again, no matter what it takes, I will knock him down and take your treasures back for you."

While they were talking, gongs and drums sounded together from below the slope, and shouts shook the ground. It was the Demon King Si leading his spirits in pursuit of Pilgrim. Pilgrim saw them and cried: "Good, good, good—just what I wanted. Please sit down, all of you. Old Sun will go catch him again." Good Great Sage! He raised the iron staff and met them head-on, shouting: "Brazen demon, do not run! Take the staff!" The monster met it with his spear and cursed: "Wretched monkey-head! What rudeness! How dare you rob me of my things in broad daylight?" Pilgrim said: "You reckless beast that does not know death! You played your ring trick and robbed me in broad daylight—which of those things is yours? Do not run—take your lord's staff!" The monster swung his spear to parry. This was a fine fight:

The Great Sage lets loose his might; the demon yields no ground.Both sides fight with all their courage, and neither will give up.One has an iron staff like a dragon's tail; the other a long spear like a python's head.The staff comes whistling like wind; the spear parries, mighty as flowing water.Look: colored mists dim the air and darken the ridges; auspicious clouds hang heavy, and the woods grow sad.Every bird in the sky folds its wings; every wolf and beast in the fields pulls in its head.On that side the little demons howl; on this side Pilgrim bristles with fight.One iron staff no one can match—he battles his way across the ten thousand li of the West.That long spear is a true match—forever holding the field at Gold Mountain, counted first-rate.They met, and this round can end in nothing good: until one is seen to be higher, they swear never to stop.

The Demon King and the Great Sage Sun fought for three watches, and neither won. The sky was already darkening toward evening. The demon braced on his long spear and said: "Wukong, stop. It is dark; this is no time for a contest. Let each of us rest, and tomorrow morning we will fight again." Pilgrim cursed: "Quiet, you brazen beast! Old Sun is just warming up. Who cares how late it is? I mean to settle win or lose with you." The monster gave a shout, feinted with his spear, and fled for his life. He led his demons back, put away the weapons, went into the cave, and shut the door tight.

The Great Sage trailed the staff back, and the gods on the hillside congratulated him: "A truly able and powerful Great Sage Equal to Heaven, with real skill beyond all measure." Pilgrim laughed: "Thanks for the praise, thanks for the praise." Heavenly King Li came near and said: "That was no flattery. You are truly a fine fellow. This round was as good as the time you slipped past the nets of heaven and earth." Pilgrim said: "Let us not rake up old stories. After the beating Old Sun gave him, that demon must be worn out. And I need not tell you how tired I am. You all sit down and rest while I go back into the cave and hunt for that ring. I must steal it, seize the monster, find your weapons, and return them to you for your trip back to Heaven." The prince said: "It is already dark. Better to sleep a night and go in the morning." Pilgrim laughed: "This young fellow does not know the world. When did you ever hear of a thief going to work in daylight? For this kind of picking and stealing, you must go by night and come back by night, with no one the wiser. That is the trade." Fire Star and the thunder gods said: "Say nothing, Third Prince. This business is beyond us. The Great Sage is the old hand at the trade. Let him use this moment: the demon is weary, and the night is dark and unguarded. Go quickly, go quickly."

Good Great Sage! Laughing to himself, he hid the iron staff, jumped down from the peak, came again to the cave mouth, shook himself, and changed into a cricket. Truly:

Hard of beak, long of feeler, black of skin; bright of eye, splayed of claw and foot.When the wind is clear and the moon is bright, it sings along the walls.In the still of night its voice is like a man talking.It weeps with the dew in the bleak scene; its chirring, on and off, deserves all praise.The traveler at his window dreads to hear it—and there it is, right by the empty step, under the bed.

He kicked out his hind legs, and in three or five jumps reached the door, slipped in through the crack, and crouched at the base of the wall, facing the lamplight inside, and looked carefully. The demons big and small were eating, each of them gobbling like wolves and tigers. Pilgrim chirped his cricket call all around the room. Before long they cleared away the dishes, went to set out their bedding, and each lay down to sleep.

About the first watch, Pilgrim reached the rooms at the back. The old demon was giving orders: "You lads on the gates, sleep light. Sun Wukong may change into something and slip in to steal." And the men on night watch were out there, clappers and bells ringing all together. This suited the Great Sage fine. He slipped through the bedroom door and saw a stone bed, with several powder-and-rouge mountain spirits and tree ghosts in attendance, spreading the bedding for the old demon—some pulling off his boots, some undoing his clothes. The Demon King loosened his robes, and there on his left arm, gleaming white, was the ring: just like a linked-bead bracelet. See—he would not take it off; he only pushed it up his arm a couple of pushes and strapped it tight before lying down. Pilgrim, seeing this, changed himself again, into a yellow-bodied flea, jumped onto the stone bed, burrowed into the covers, crawled onto the demon's arm, and bit him a good bite. The demon rolled over, cursing: "You lazy, good-for-nothing slaves! You do not shake out the quilt or smooth the bed, and some thing bites me!" He stroked the ring up his arm twice more and lay back down. Pilgrim crawled up onto the ring and bit him again. The demon could not sleep; he turned over again and cried: "These stinging things will be the death of me!"

Seeing the demon guarded so tightly, with the treasure worn on his body and never taken off, Pilgrim knew he could not steal it. He jumped off the bed, turned back into a cricket, left the room, and went to the back, where he again heard the dragon droning and the horse neighing. The door there was locked tight, with the fire dragon and fire horse hanging inside. Pilgrim showed his true form, walked up to the door, used his lock-opening art, murmured the spell, and stroked the lock with his hand. With a click, both shackles of the lock fell away. He pushed the door open, marched in, and looked around: inside, the fire gear lit the place bright as day. He saw several weapons leaning against the east and west walls—the prince's demon-cutting knife and the rest, together with Fire Star's fire bow, fire arrows, and the rest. By the light of the fire gear, Pilgrim looked all around, and behind the door he saw a stone table with a wicker plate on it, holding that handful of hairs. The Great Sage was overjoyed. He picked up the hairs, blew two mouthfuls of hot breath on them, and cried: "Change!" They became thirty or fifty little monkeys. He had them take up the knives, swords, pestles, ropes, fire wheels, bows, arrows, spears, carts, gourds, fire crows, fire rats, and fire horses—everything the ring had swept up—mount the fire dragon, and raise the flames, burning their way from inside out. There was a roaring, crackling, popping crash, just like rolling thunder and string after string of firecrackers. The demons big and small, muddled with sleep, pulled quilts over their heads, shouting and crying, and ran every way with no road out; the fire burned up more than half of them. The Handsome Monkey King came back in triumph; it was only about the third watch.

On the high peak, Heavenly King Li and the rest saw the flames leaping bright and rushed forward together. They saw Pilgrim riding the dragon, shouting as he drove the little monkeys before him, straight up to the peak, crying in a loud voice: "Come take your weapons! Come take your weapons!" Fire Star and Nezha answered. Pilgrim shook his body, and the handful of hairs flew back onto his skin. Prince Nezha took back his six weapons, and the Fire Star Lord had the fire department take back the fire dragon and the rest, all smiling and congratulating Pilgrim—and no more of that.

In the Gold Cave the flames were flying thick. The Demon King Si, scared out of his wits, jumped up and opened his chamber door. He took the ring in both hands—push it east, the eastern fire died; push it west, the western fire went out—and ran all about through smoke and spitting flame with his treasure, until the fires everywhere were out. He hurried to rescue his demons: more than half had burned to death, and the males and females he gathered numbered barely a hundred or so. Then he checked the storeroom of weapons: not one thing was left. He went around to the back to look, and there were Bajie, Sha Monk, and the elder, still tied up and unloosed, the white dragon horse still at its trough, the luggage still in the room. The demon said with hatred: "Some careless little demon must have started the fire and brought this about." One of his attendants said: "Your Majesty, this fire is none of our household's doing. It must have been some raider, someone who set loose the fire gods' gear and made off with the divine weapons." The old demon came to his senses: "No one else. It was certainly that thief Sun Wukong. No wonder I could not sleep easy when I went to bed. That thief monkey must have changed himself, slipped in, and bitten my arm twice. He was surely after my treasure; but seeing how tight I had strapped it, he could not manage it, so he stole the weapons, let loose the fire dragon, and meant to burn me to death with that vicious heart of his. Thief monkey! You wasted your tricks—you do not know my skill. With this treasure of mine on me, I could sink into the great sea and not drown, walk into a pool of fire and not burn. If I catch that thief, I will chop him fine; that would suit me."

So he fumed a long time, and before anyone knew it, the roosters crowed and day broke. On the high peak the prince, with his six weapons recovered, said to Pilgrim: "Great Sage, it is already light. No dawdling. While the demon's spirit is broken, let us, with Fire Star and the rest to back you, go fight him hard again—this time we may take him." Pilgrim laughed: "Well said. With all our hearts together, let us go have some fun." One and all they shook out their might, happy to show their arts, and went straight to the cave mouth. Pilgrim called: "Brazen demon, come out and fight Old Sun!"

The two stone doors had burned to ash in the fire. Inside, a few little demons were sweeping up the ashes. Suddenly they saw all the saints arriving, dropped their brooms and ash rakes in alarm, ran inside, and reported: "Sun Wukong has brought a crowd of gods with him and is at the gate cursing for battle again." The Si demon heard and was greatly alarmed: his steel teeth ground and cracked; his round eyes bulged wide. He leveled his long spear, took his treasure, and walked out the door, spitting curses: "You thieving monkey, raider and firebug! What great skill do you have, that you dare scorn me so?" Pilgrim, smiling as he cursed back, said: "Brazen monster! You want to know my skill? Step up and I will tell you:

From the time I was small my skill has been strong; through heaven and earth, over ten thousand li, my name is known.Quick to learn, I took up the way of the immortals long ago and was taught the recipe for never growing old.With firm resolve I enrolled in the Square-Inch land, and with a devout heart visited the country of the sages.There I learned the boundless art of transformation; through the whole sky of the universe I range where I will.In idle hours before the mountain I tamed tigers; when bored, out in the seas I subdued dragons.My ancestral home is Flower-Fruit, where I took the throne as king; in the Water Curtain Cave I showed my strength.More than once I planned to storm the heavens; more than once, in my folly, I seized the halls above.The Emperor granted me the name Great Sage Equal to Heaven, and by edict also named me Handsome Monkey King.But when the Peach Banquet was set, no invitation came to me, and my temper flared.I stole into the Jade Pool by stealth and stole the jade liquid; I walked uninvited into the treasure pavilion and drank the nectar.I ate stolen dragon liver and phoenix marrow; I tasted by theft the hundred rare dishes.The thousand-year peaches I ate at pleasure; the ten-thousand-year elixir filled my belly.I took the rare things of the Heavenly Palace one and all; the wonders of the holy treasury I hid away piece by piece.The Jade Emperor, learning of my skill, at once sent the heavenly troops and set the battlefield.The Nine Luminaries, stars of ill omen, were routed by me; the fierce mansions of the five quarters were wounded by my hand.All the god-generals of heaven were no match for me; a hundred thousand brave troops dared not face me.I pressed the Jade Emperor so hard he had to send down his edict, and the Little Sage of Guan River raised his troops.We held each other through seventy-two changes, each showing his spirit, each strong.Guanyin of the Southern Sea came to help the fight; her pure vase and willow branch helped too.Then the Supreme Lord Lao threw the diamond snare and caught me and carried me up above.Bound, I was brought before the Jade Emperor the great; the officers of the record questioned me, and the crime was mine to bear.They sent in the strongman to behead me; the blade struck my scalp and flashed fire.A hundred schemes, a thousand ways—they could not kill me, so they hauled me off to Lord Lao's hall.In the furnace of the six fire gods I was smelted, and the smelting made my whole body hard as steel.When the seven times seven days were done they opened the cauldron to look, and I leaped out, fiercer than ever.The gods barred their doors, with nothing left to stop me; the saints put their heads together and begged the Buddha.Truly the Tathagata has many magic powers; his wisdom is boundless indeed.We made a wager of somersaults from his palm, and he pressed me down under a mountain; I could not be strong.The Jade Emperor then held the Feast of the Pacified Sky, and the Western Region first had its field of Highest Joy.Pressed and trapped, Old Sun lay there five hundred years, without one mouthful of tea or food.Then the elder Golden Cicada came down into the world, sent from the Land of the East to worship at the Buddha's home.He is to fetch the true scriptures back to the higher land; the Emperor of Great Tang seeks salvation for the dead.Guanyin urged me to turn to the good, to hold to the faith and its discipline and give up my wildness.Freed at last from under the high mountain, I now go west to fetch the chapters of scripture.Brazen demon, stop playing fox tricks: hand back my Tang monk, who must bow before the King of the Law."

Hearing this, the monster pointed at Pilgrim: "So you are a heaven-robbing thief! Do not run—take my spear!" The Great Sage met it with his staff. While the two were locked together, Prince Nezha flared up in anger and the Fire Star Lord put out his strength, throwing the six divine weapons and the fire department's gear at the demon. The Great Sage Sun pressed harder still. On one side the thunder gods sent their stakes flying and the Heavenly King raised his blade, and without rank or order they all rushed in together. The demon, calm and cool, laughed quietly, secretly took the treasure from his sleeve, tossed it into the air, and cried: "Hit!" With a whoosh it came down and swept away the six divine weapons, the fire gear, the thunder stakes, the Heavenly King's blade, and Pilgrim's staff, every one. The gods were left empty-handed as before, and the Great Sage Sun with empty fists. The demon, victorious, turned and called: "Lads, haul stones and wall up the door, break ground and rebuild, and fix up the halls again. When it is all ready, we will kill the Tang monk and his two disciples as a sacrifice of thanks to the earth, and all share the blessings together." The little demons took the order and set to work—and no more of that.

Heavenly King Li led the company back up the peak. Fire Star blamed Nezha for his hot temper; the thunder gods accused the Heavenly King of slyness; only the Water Lord stood by without a word. Pilgrim saw that they would not look at one another, and his own heart churned. He had no choice: swallowing his anger, he forced a smile and said to them all: "No need to be troubled, friends. From of old the saying goes: 'Win or lose, that is the common lot of soldiers.' In a contest of martial arts, that fellow and I are much the same. The only difference is that extra ring of his, and that is what does the harm—it swept our weapons away again. But set your minds at rest. Old Sun will go find out who this fellow really is." The prince said: "You already reported to the Jade Emperor, and the check of the whole sky found not a trace. Where will you check now?" Pilgrim said: "It occurs to me that the Buddha's Law is boundless. I will go up to the Western Heaven and ask our Buddha the Tathagata to cast his wise eye over the four great continents of the earth, and see where this monster was born, where his home village is, and just what kind of treasure that ring is. Whatever it takes, I will take him, to clear the air for you all and send you home to Heaven happy." The gods said: "If that is your plan, do not linger. Go quickly, go quickly."

Good Pilgrim! At the word "go" he leaped onto the somersault cloud and was soon at Vulture Peak. He lowered his auspicious light and looked around. What a place:

The spirit peaks rise lofty and grand; the ranges fold, pure and fine, and at their summits the immortal mountains brush the blue vault.The West looks up to this great guardian mount, whose presence bears down on the lands of China.The primal breath flows through it, reaching far between heaven and earth; its august wind blows through, and flowers cover the terraces.At times you hear the long tones of bell and chime; again and again the sound of the sutras, clear and bright.You see, under the green pines, the elders preaching, and among the emerald cypresses the arhats walking.White cranes, full of feeling, come to the Vulture Ridge; blue luan birds settle with intent in the idle pavilions.Black monkeys in pairs hold up immortal fruit; aged deer in couples offer purple blossoms.Secluded birds call again and again, as if speaking; rare flowers blaze with colors no one can name.The circling ridges wind about, fold upon fold; the old paths bend and curve, level everywhere.Truly this is a land of pure emptiness and spirit-grace, solemn with the great awakening, the very air of the Buddha's house.

Pilgrim was still taking in the scenery when he heard someone call: "Sun Wukong! Where do you come from, and where are you going?" He turned quickly and saw it was the honored bhiksuni. The Great Sage bowed: "I have a matter on which I wish to see the Tathagata." The bhiksuni said: "You rascal. If you want to see the Tathagata, why not go up into the holy monastery, instead of standing here admiring the mountain?" Pilgrim said: "It is my first visit to this holy ground, so I was taking the liberty." The bhiksuni said: "Then come along with me, quickly." Pilgrim followed her close to the mountain gate of the Thunderclap Monastery, where the Eight Great Vajra-Warriors stood blocking the way on both sides, grim and mighty. The bhiksuni said: "Wukong, wait a moment while I go announce you." Pilgrim had no choice but to stand outside the gate. The bhiksuni came before the Buddha, pressed her palms together, and said: "Sun Wukong has business and asks to see the Tathagata." The Tathagata gave the word to let him in, and only then did the vajra-warriors step aside.

Pilgrim bowed low in worship. When he finished, the Tathagata asked: "Wukong, I heard that the Honored One Guanyin freed you, that you took refuge in the Buddhist faith, and that you protect the Tang monk on his way to seek the scriptures. Why have you come here all alone? What has happened?" Pilgrim bowed his head to the ground: "I report to our Buddha. Since I took the discipline, I have come west with my Tang master. At Gold Mountain, in the Gold Cave, we met a wicked demon called the Demon King Si, whose powers are vast. He snatched my master and my fellow disciples into his cave. I asked him to give them up, but he meant no good, and we came to blows. With a white, gleaming ring he robbed me of my iron staff. I feared he was a heavenly general down here out of longing for the world, and I hurried up to Heaven to check, but found nothing. The Jade Emperor kindly sent Heavenly King Li and his son to help, and the demon robbed the prince of his six weapons. I begged the Fire Star Lord to burn him, and the demon robbed him of his fire gear. I begged the Water Star Lord to drown him with water, and not one drop could touch him. Your disciple spent who knows what effort and spirit to steal the iron staff and the rest out, and went back to demand battle—and the demon swept up all those things again. I have no way to subdue him. So I have come specially to tell our Buddha, hoping that in his mercy he will look into it and tell me for certain what manner of creature this is. Then I can go take his kin and his neighbors, seize this demon, save my master, and with all reverence bow and seek the true fruit."

The Tathagata listened, looked afar with his wise eye, and already knew. He said to Pilgrim: "That monster—I know him, but I cannot tell you. You monkey, you cannot keep your mouth shut. The moment you let out that the Tathagata named him, he would refuse to fight you and come raise a row on Vulture Peak instead, and the harm would fall on me. I will send magic powers here to help you take him." Pilgrim bowed again and gave thanks: "And what powers will the Tathagata send to help me?" The Tathagata at once ordered the eighteen arhats to open the precious treasury and take out eighteen grains of golden cinnabar sand to aid Wukong. Pilgrim said: "And what will this golden sand do?" The Tathagata said: "Go outside his cave and challenge the demon. Lure him out, then have the arhats release the sand and sink him in, so that he cannot move his body or pull his feet free. Then thrash him as you please." Pilgrim laughed: "Wonderful, wonderful, wonderful. Let us go at once."

The arhats did not dare delay; they took out the golden cinnabar sand and set out. Pilgrim thanked the Tathagata too. On the way he counted them: only sixteen arhats. Pilgrim shouted: "Who let somebody slip away from this outfit?" The arhats said: "Who slipped away?" Pilgrim said: "Eighteen were sent. How come there are only sixteen?" Before the words were out, the two arhats Subduer of Dragons and Tamer of Tigers walked out and came forward: "Wukong, why such sneering? We two were at the back, listening to the Tathagata's instructions." Pilgrim said: "Too sly, far too sly. If I had shouted a little later, I suppose you would never have come out." The arhats rode off on auspicious clouds, laughing.

In no time they reached the borders of Gold Mountain. Heavenly King Li saw them and led the company out to meet them, and the whole story was told. The arhats said: "No need for all the details. Let us go call him out quickly." The Great Sage, clenching his fist, came to the cave mouth and cursed: "Foul brazen monster, come out quickly and settle matters with your Sun grandfather!" The little demons ran flying to report. The Demon King said angrily: "Whom has this thief monkey fetched this time, to come raging here?" The little demons said: "No general at all—only him, alone." The Demon King said: "That staff of his is already stored away in my keeping. How does he come alone? Is it boxing again?" He took his treasure, took up his spear, had the little demons push the stone blocks aside, jumped out the door, and cursed: "Thief monkey, you have come off worse all these rounds—you ought to keep away. Why do you come bawling again?" Pilgrim said: "You brazen demon, you know no gratitude! If you want your grandfather not to come, then surrender, make your apology, and send out my master and fellow disciples, and I will spare you." The monster said: "Those three monks of yours are already washed clean, and soon they will be slaughtered. Do you not know which way is up? Be off with you."

At the word "slaughtered," fire flared along Pilgrim's jaws, and the anger in his heart he could not hold down. He dropped his stance, swung his fists, sidestepped and hooked his steps, and went at the demon with a swinging blow at the face. The monster spread his long spear to parry. Pilgrim hopped left and right, leading the demon on; the demon, not knowing it was a trick, chased him away south of the cave mouth. Pilgrim then called to the arhats to drop the golden cinnabar sand on the demon all together. What sand! Truly:

Like mist, like smoke, at first drifting wide; in flakes and clouds it falls from the edge of the sky.A white blur, blinding the eye everywhere; a dim haze, confounding the path as it flies.The woodcutter loses his companion; the immortal boy gathering herbs cannot find his home.Fine and light, it drifts like wheat flour; coarse and thick, it tumbles like sesame seed.The world grows hazy, the mountaintops dark; the wide sky is blotted out, the sun screened off.It is not the loud dust that follows galloping horses, nor the soft stuff strewn before a perfumed carriage.This sand is in itself a thing without feeling; covering earth and veiling sky, it seizes the monster.Only because a demon has invaded the true Way do the arhats, upholding the Law, unloose this splendor.Even a bright pearl held in the hand would, in that moment, be ground until the eyes saw flowers.

The demon, with the flying sand blinding him, lowered his head a little, and already the sand was three feet deep under his feet. Alarmed, he sprang up and jumped to the top layer. Before he could stand firm, in a moment it was another two feet deep. The monster, desperate, pulled his feet out, quickly took the ring, and flung it upward, crying: "Hit!" With a whoosh it swept away all eighteen grains of golden cinnabar sand too, and he turned on his heel and went straight home to his cave.

The arhats stood with empty hands, their clouds halted. Pilgrim came near and asked: "Honored arhats, why did the sand stop?" They said: "There was just a crash, and the golden cinnabar sand was gone." Pilgrim laughed: "That thing of his swept it up again." The Heavenly King and the rest said: "So hard to subdue! How can we ever take him? When do we get back to Heaven, and how could we face the Emperor?" The two arhats Subduer of Dragons and Tamer of Tigers said to Pilgrim: "Wukong, do you know why we two were slow coming out the door?" Pilgrim said: "All Old Sun knew was that you were dodging the trip. I had no idea you had anything to say." The arhats said: "The Tathagata charged us two: 'That demon's powers are vast. If the golden cinnabar sand fails, send Sun Wukong up to the Tushita Palace in the Heaven of Parting Sorrow, to the place of the Supreme Lord Lao, to look for the demon's tracks. That way he may be taken at one stroke.'" Pilgrim heard this and said: "Infuriating, infuriating! The Tathagata tricked Old Sun too. He should have told me at the time, and spared you the long trip." Heavenly King Li said: "Since the Tathagata has given so clear a sign, the Great Sage should start at once."

Good Pilgrim! At the word "go" he leaped onto a somersault cloud and went straight in through the South Gate of Heaven. The four great marshals raised their fists in salute: "How goes the demon-catching?" Pilgrim, walking and answering, said: "Not yet, not yet. But now I know where to look for the root of it." The four generals dared not hold him and let him through the gate. He did not go up to the Hall of Divine Mists, did not enter the Palace of the Dipper and the Ox, but went straight beyond the Thirty-Three Heavens to the Heaven of Parting Sorrow, to the front of the Tushita Palace. Two immortal boys stood in attendance. Without announcing his name he walked straight in. The two boys, alarmed, grabbed him: "Who are you? Where are you going?" Only then did Pilgrim say: "I am the Great Sage Equal to Heaven, and I have come looking for old Lord Li." The boys said: "How can you be so rude? Stop there and let us announce you." Pilgrim would not hear a word, gave a shout, and walked straight in—and came face to face with Lord Lao coming out from inside. Pilgrim bowed and greeted him: "Old gentleman, it has been too long since I saw you." Laozi laughed: "You monkey, not off fetching scriptures—what business do you have at my place?" Pilgrim said: "Fetching scriptures, fetching scriptures—no rest day or night. A little obstruction, so I dropped by." Laozi said: "The westward road is blocked. What is that to me?" Pilgrim said: "The West, the West—say no more. When I find the trail, you and I will have it out." Laozi said: "This is the palace of the supreme immortals. What trail is there to find here?"

Pilgrim went inside, his eyes darting everywhere. Past several corridors and halls he suddenly saw a boy dozing by the ox pen—and the green ox was not in it. Pilgrim said: "Old gentleman, the ox has bolted! The ox has bolted!" Laozi was startled: "When did this wicked beast get away?" While they were clamoring, the boy woke up and knelt before them: "Master, your disciple fell asleep. I do not know when it got away." Laozi cursed: "How could you doze off?" The boy knocked his head on the ground: "Your disciple found a pill in the elixir room and ate it, and fell asleep right here." Laozi said: "It must be one of the fire elixirs of seven returns I refined the other day—one dropped, and this fellow picked it up and ate it. One pill of that should put you to sleep for seven days. With you asleep and no one watching, the beast seized its chance and ran down to the lower world—and today is the seventh day."

At once they checked whether he had stolen any treasure. Pilgrim said: "No treasure to speak of—only that he has a ring, and a very dangerous one." Laozi hurried to check: everything was there except the Diamond Bracelet. Laozi said: "This wicked beast has stolen my Diamond Bracelet!" Pilgrim said: "So that is the treasure! That is what cracked Old Sun on the head in the old days. Now it is raging about down below—who knows how much of ours it has swept up." Laozi said: "Where is this beast?" Pilgrim said: "He lives at Gold Mountain, in the Gold Cave. He captured my Tang monk and carried him inside, and robbed me of my gold-banded staff. I asked the heavenly troops to help, and he robbed the prince of his divine weapons. I asked the Fire Star Lord, and he robbed him of his fire gear. The Water Lord could not drown him, true, but he did not rob the Water Lord of anything. Then I asked the Tathagata to send the arhats down with their sand, and he swept up the golden cinnabar sand too. And you, old gentleman—you let a monster loose, to rob and hurt people. What is your offense?" Laozi said: "My Diamond Bracelet is the tool I carried through Hangu Pass when I converted the western tribes, a treasure refined from my earliest days. No weapon, no water or fire, can come near it. If they had stolen my banana-leaf fan, even I could do nothing with him."

The Great Sage, delighted, went along with Lord Lao. Laozi took up the banana-leaf fan, and they rode auspicious clouds together out of the immortal palace. Outside the South Gate of Heaven they lowered the clouds and came straight to the borders of Gold Mountain, where they met the eighteen arhats, the thunder gods, the Water Lord, Fire Star, and Heavenly King Li and his son, and the whole story was told once more. Laozi said: "Sun Wukong, go lure him out again, so that I may take him."

Pilgrim jumped down from the peak and cursed at the top of his voice: "Foul brazen beast! Come out and die, and be quick about it!" The little demons ran to report. The old demon said: "Whom has this thief monkey fetched this time?" He quickly took up his spear and treasure and came out to meet him. Pilgrim cursed: "You brazen demon, this time you are as good as dead! Do not run—take my slap!" He leaped up right into his arms, slapped him across the face, and turned and ran. The demon swung his spear and chased. Then from the high peak came a cry: "That ox of mine—still not home? What day are you waiting for?" The demon looked up, saw the Supreme Lord Lao, and was terrified out of his wits: "This thief monkey truly is an earth-spirit! How did he ever track down my lord and master?"

Lord Lao murmured a spell and flicked the fan once. The monster threw the ring at him, and Laozi caught it in one hand. He flicked the fan again; the monster's strength melted, his sinews went slack, and he showed his true form—a green ox. Laozi blew a mouthful of magic breath on the Diamond Bracelet and ran it through the ox's nose, undid the sash of his robe, tied it to the bracelet, and led him along in his hand. That is how the nose-ring for tethering oxen, also called the binlang, has come down to this day. Laozi took leave of the gods, climbed on the green ox's back, rode the colored clouds straight home to the Tushita Cloister; the demon bound, he rose high to the Heaven of Parting Sorrow.

Then the Great Sage Sun, with the Heavenly King and the rest, stormed into the cave and beat to death every one of the hundred or so little demons, and each took back his weapons. They thanked Heavenly King Li and his son, who returned to Heaven; the thunder gods went back to their bureaus, Fire Star to his palace, the Water Lord to his river, and the arhats westward. Then at last they freed the Tang monk, Bajie, and Sha Monk, and Pilgrim took up the iron staff. The three of them thanked Pilgrim again, gathered the horse and the luggage, and the master and his disciples left the cave and took to the high road.

As they walked, they heard a voice call from beside the road: "Holy Tang monk, stop and eat some food first." The elder's heart jumped.

But who was it that called out? Listen to the next chapter to find out.

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