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第三十九回 一粒丹砂天上得 三年故主世間生
話說那孫大聖頭痛難禁,哀告道:「師父莫念,莫念,等我醫罷。」長老問:「怎麼醫?」行者道:「只除過陰司,查勘那個閻王家有他魂靈,請將來救他。」八戒道:「師父莫信他。他原說不用過陰司,陽世間就能醫活,方見手段哩。」那長老信邪風,又念緊箍兒咒。慌得行者滿口招承道:「陽世間醫罷,陽世間醫罷。」八戒道:「莫要住,只管念,只管念。」行者罵道:「你這獃孽畜,攛道師父咒我哩。」八戒笑得打跌道:「哥耶,哥耶,你只曉得捉弄我,不曉得我也捉弄你捉弄。」行者道:「師父莫念,莫念,待老孫陽世間醫罷。」三藏道:「陽世間怎麼醫?」行者道:「我如今一觔斗雲,撞入南天門裡,不進斗牛宮,不入靈霄殿,徑到那三十三天之上,離恨天宮兜率院內,見太上老君,把他九轉還魂丹求得一粒來,管取救活他也。」
三藏聞言,大喜道:「就去,快來。」行者道:「如今有三更時候罷了,投到回來,好天明了。只是這個人睡在這裡,冷淡冷淡,不像個模樣。須得舉哀人看著他哭,便才好哩。」八戒道:「不消講,這猴子一定是要我哭哩。」行者道:「怕你不哭?你若不哭,我也醫不成。」八戒道:「哥哥,你自去,我自哭罷了。」行者道:「哭有幾樣:若乾著口喊,謂之嚎;扭搜出些眼淚兒來,謂之啕;又要哭得有眼淚,又要哭得有心腸,才算著嚎啕痛哭哩。」八戒道:「我且哭個樣子你看看。」他不知那裡扯個紙條,撚作一個紙撚兒,往鼻孔裡通了兩通,打了幾個涕噴,你看他眼淚汪汪,黏涎答答的,哭將起來。口裡不住的絮絮叨叨,數黃道黑,真個像死了人的一般。哭到那傷情之處,唐長老也淚滴心酸。行者笑道:「正是那樣哀痛,再不許住聲。你這獃子哄得我去了,你就不哭。我還聽哩,若是這等哭便罷,若略住住聲兒,定打二十個孤拐。」八戒笑道:「你去,你去。我這一哭動頭,有兩日哭哩。」沙僧見他數落,便去尋幾枝香來燒獻。行者笑道:「好好好,一家兒都有些敬意,老孫才好用功。」
好大聖,此時有半夜時分,別了他師徒三眾,縱觔斗雲,只入南天門裡。果然也不謁靈霄寶殿,不上那斗牛天宮,一路雲光,徑來到三十三天離恨天兜率宮中。才入門,只見那太上老君正坐在那丹房中,與眾仙童執芭蕉扇,搧火煉丹哩。他見行者來時,即吩咐看丹的童兒:「各要仔細,偷丹的賊又來也。」行者作禮笑道:「老官兒,這等沒搭撒,防備我怎的?我如今不幹那樣事了。」老君道:「你那猴子,五百年前大鬧天宮,把我靈丹偷吃無數,著小聖二郎捉拿上界,送在我丹爐煉了四十九日,炭也不知費了多少。你如今幸得脫身,皈依佛果,保唐僧往西天取經。前者在平頂山上降魔,弄刁難,不與我寶貝,今日又來做甚?」行者道:「前日事,老孫更沒稽遲,將你那五件寶貝當時交還,你反疑心怪我?」
老君道:「你不走路,潛入吾宮怎的?」行者道:「自別後,西遇一方,名烏雞國。那國王被一妖精假裝道士,呼風喚雨,陰害了國王,那妖假變國王相貌,現坐金鑾殿上。是我師父夜坐寶林寺看經,那國王鬼魂參拜我師,敦請老孫與他降妖,辨明邪正。正是老孫思無指實,與弟八戒夜入園中,打破花園,尋著埋藏之所,乃是一眼八角琉璃井內。撈上他的屍首,容顏不改。到寺中見了我師,他發慈悲,著老孫醫救,不許去赴陰司裡求索靈魂,只教在陽世間救治。我想著無處回生,特來參謁。萬望道祖垂憐,把九轉還魂丹借得一千丸兒,與我老孫,搭救他也。」老君道:「這猴子胡說,甚麼一千丸二千丸,當飯吃哩?是那裡土塊捘的,這等容易?咄!快去!沒有!」行者笑道:「百十丸兒也罷。」老君道:「也沒有。」行者道:「十來丸也罷。」老君怒道:「這潑猴卻也纏帳,沒有沒有,出去出去。」行者笑道:「真個沒有,我問別處去求罷。」老君喝道:「去去去!」這大聖拽轉步,往前就走。
老君忽的尋思道:「這猴子憊懶哩,說去就去,只怕溜進來就偷。」即命仙童叫回來道:「你這猴子,手腳不穩,我把這還魂丹送你一丸罷。」行者道:「老官兒,既然曉得老孫的手段,快把金丹拿出來,與我四六分分,還是你的造化哩;不然,就送你個皮笊籬──一撈個罄盡。」那老祖取過葫蘆來,倒吊過底子,傾出一粒金丹,遞與行者道:「止有此了,拿去,拿去。送你這一粒,醫活那皇帝,只算你的功果罷。」行者接了道:「且休忙,等我嘗嘗看,只怕是假的,莫被他哄了。」撲的往口裡一丟。慌得那老祖上前扯住,一把揪著頂瓜皮,揝著拳頭,罵道:「這潑猴若要咽下去,就直打殺了。」行者笑道:「嘴臉,小家子樣。那個吃你的哩?能值幾個錢?虛多實少的。在這裡不是?」原來那猴子頦下有嗉袋兒,他把那金丹噙在嗉袋裡,被老祖捻著道:「去罷,去罷,再休來此纏繞。」這大聖才謝了老祖,出離了兜率天宮。
你看他千條瑞靄離瑤闕,萬道祥雲降世塵。須臾間,下了南天門,回到東觀,早見那太陽星上。按雲頭,徑至寶林寺山門外,只聽得八戒還哭哩。忽近前叫聲:「師父。」三藏喜道:「悟空來了,可有丹藥?」行者道:「有。」八戒道:「怎麼得沒有?他偷也去偷人家些來。」行者笑道:「兄弟,你過去罷,用不著你了。你揩揩眼淚,別處哭去。」教沙和尚:「取些水來我用。」沙僧急忙往後面井上,有個方便吊桶,即將半缽盂水遞與行者。行者接了水,口中吐出丹來,安在那皇帝唇裡。兩手扳開牙齒,用一口清水,把金丹沖灌下肚。有半個時辰,只聽他肚裡呼呼的亂響,只是身體不能轉移。行者道:「師父,弄我金丹也不能救活,可是掯殺老孫麼?」三藏道:「豈有不活之理?似這般久死之屍,如何吞得水下?此乃金丹之仙力也。自金丹入腹,卻就腸鳴了,腸鳴乃血脈和動,但氣絕不能迴伸。莫說人在井裡浸了三年,就是生鐵也上鏽了。只是元氣盡絕,得個人度他一口氣便好。」那八戒上前就要度氣,三藏一把扯住道:「使不得,還教悟空來。」那師父甚有主張:原來豬八戒自幼兒傷生作孽吃人,是一口濁氣。惟行者從小修持,咬松嚼柏,吃桃果為生,是一口清氣。這大聖上前,把個雷公嘴,噙著那皇帝口唇,呼的一口氣吹入咽喉,度下重樓,轉明堂,徑至丹田,從湧泉倒返泥垣宮。呼的一聲響喨,那君王氣聚神歸,便翻身,掄拳曲足,叫了一聲:「師父。」雙膝跪在塵埃道:「記得昨夜鬼魂拜謁,怎知道今朝天曉返陽神。」三藏慌忙攙起道:「陛下,不干我事,你且謝我徒弟。」行者笑道:「師父說那裡話,常言道:『家無二主。』你受他一拜兒不虧。」
三藏甚不過意,攙起那皇帝來,同入禪堂。又與八戒、行者、沙僧拜見了,方才按座。只見那本寺的僧人整頓了早齋,卻欲來奉獻,忽見那個水衣皇帝,個個驚張,人人疑說。孫行者跳出來道:「那和尚不要這等驚疑。這本是烏雞國王,乃汝之真主也。三年前被怪害了性命,是老孫今夜救活。如今進他城去,要辨明邪正。若有了齋,擺將來,等我們吃了走路。」眾僧即奉獻湯水,與他洗了面,換了衣服。把那皇帝赭黃袍脫了,本寺僧官將兩領布直裰與他穿了;解下藍田帶,將一條黃絲絛子與他繫了;褪下無憂履,與他一雙舊僧鞋撒了。卻才都吃了早齋,扣背馬匹。
行者問:「八戒,你行李有多重?」八戒道:「哥哥,這行李日逐挑著,倒也不知有多重。」行者道:「你把那一擔兒分為兩擔:將一擔兒你挑著,將一擔兒與這皇帝挑。我們趕早進城幹事。」八戒歡喜道:「造化,造化。當時馱他來,不知費了多少力;如今醫活了,原來是個替身。」那獃子就弄玄虛,將行李分開,就問寺中取條匾擔,輕些的自己挑了,重些的教那皇帝挑著。行者笑道:「陛下,著你那般打扮,挑著擔子,跟我們走走,可虧你麼?」那國王慌忙跪下道:「師父,你是我重生父母一般,莫說挑擔,情願執鞭墜鐙,伏侍老爺,同行上西天去也。」行者道:「不要你去西天,我內中有個緣故。你只挑得四十里進城,待捉了妖精,你還做你的皇帝,我們還取我們的經也。」八戒聽言道:「這等說,他只挑四十里路,我老豬還是長工。」行者道:「兄弟,不要胡說,趁早外邊引路。」
真個八戒領那皇帝前行,沙僧伏侍師父上馬,行者隨後。只見那本寺五百僧人齊齊整整,吹打著細樂,都送出山門之外。行者笑道:「和尚們不必遠送,但恐官家有人知覺,泄漏我的事機,反為不美。快回去,快回去。但把那皇帝的衣服冠帶,整頓乾淨,或是今晚明早,送進城來,我討些封贈賞賜謝你。」眾僧依命各回訖。行者放開大步,趕上師父,一直前來。正是:
西方有訣好尋真,金木和同卻煉神。丹母空懷懞懂夢,嬰兒長恨杌樗身。必須井底求明主,還要天堂拜老君。悟得色空還本性,誠為佛度有緣人。
師徒們在路上,那消半日,早望見城池相近。三藏道:「悟空,前面想是烏雞國了。」行者道:「正是,我們快趕進城幹事。」那師徒進得城來,只見街市上人物齊整,風光鬧熱。早又見鳳閣龍樓,十分壯麗。有詩為證。詩曰:
海外宮樓如上邦,人間歌舞若前唐。花迎寶扇紅雲繞,日照鮮袍翠霧光。孔雀屏開香靄出,珍珠簾捲彩旗張。太平景像真堪賀,靜列多官沒奏章。
三藏下馬道:「徒弟啊,我們就此進朝倒換關文,省得又攏那個衙門費事。」行者道:「說得有理。我兄弟們都進去,人多才好說話。」唐僧道:「都進去,莫要撒村,先行了君臣禮,然後再講。」行者道:「行君臣禮,就要下拜哩。」三藏道:「正是,要行五拜三叩頭的大禮。」行者笑道:「師父不濟。若是對他行禮,誠為不智。你且讓我先走到裡邊,自有處置。等他若有言語,讓我對答。我若拜,你們也拜;我若蹲,你們也蹲。」你看那惹禍的猴王,引至朝門,與閣門大使言道:「我等是東土大唐駕下差來,上西天拜佛求經者。今到此倒換關文,煩大人轉達,是謂不誤善果。」那黃門官即入端門,跪下丹墀,啟奏道:「朝門外有五眾僧人,言是東土唐國欽差上西天拜佛求經,今至此倒換關文,不敢擅入,現在門外聽宣。」那魔王即令傳宣。
唐僧卻同入朝門裡面,那回生的國主隨行。正行,忍不住腮邊墮淚,心中暗道:「可憐!我的銅斗兒江山,鐵圍的社稷,誰知被他陰占了。」行者道:「陛下切莫傷感,恐走漏消息。這棍子在我耳朵裡跳哩,如今決要見功,管取打殺妖魔,掃蕩邪物。這江山不久就還歸你也。」那君王不敢違言,只得扯衣揩淚,捨死相從,徑來到金鑾殿下。又見那兩班文武,四百朝官,一個個威嚴端肅,相貌軒昂。
這行者引唐僧站立在白玉階前,挺身不動。那階下眾官無不悚懼道:「這和尚十分愚濁,怎麼見我王便不下拜?亦不開言呼祝?喏也不唱一個?好大膽無禮。」說不了,只聽得那魔王開口問道:「那和尚是那方來的?」行者昂然答道:「我是南贍部洲東土大唐國奉欽差前往西域天竺國大雷音寺拜活佛求真經者。今到此方,不敢空度,特來倒換通關文牒。」那魔王聞說,心中作怒道:「你東土便怎麼?我不在你朝進貢,不與你國相通,你怎麼見吾抗禮,不行參拜?」行者笑道:「我東土古立天朝,久稱上國,汝等乃下土邊邦。自古道:『上邦皇帝,為父為君;下邦皇帝,為臣為子。』你倒未曾接我,且敢爭我不拜?」那魔王大怒,教文武官:「拿下這野和尚去!」說聲叫「拿」,你看那多官一齊踴躍。這行者喝了一聲,用手一指,教:「莫來!」那一指,就使個定身法,眾官俱莫能行動。真個是校尉階前如木偶,將軍殿上似泥人。
那魔王見他定住了文武多官,急縱身,跳下龍床,就要來拿。猴王暗喜道:「好,正合老孫之意。這一來,就是個生鐵鑄的頭,湯著棍子,也打個窟窿。」正動身,不期傍邊轉出一個救命星來。你道是誰,原來是烏雞國王的太子,急上前扯住那魔王的朝服,跪在面前道:「父王息怒。」妖精問:「孩兒怎麼說?」太子道:「啟父王得知:三年前聞得人說,有個東土唐朝駕下欽差聖僧往西天拜佛求經,不期今日才來到我邦。父王尊性威烈,若將這和尚拿去斬首,只恐大唐有日得此消息,必生嗔怒。你想那李世民自稱王位,一統江山,心尚未足,又過海征伐;若知我王害了他御弟聖僧,一定興兵發馬,來與我王爭敵。奈何兵少將微,那時悔之晚矣。父王依兒所奏,且把那四個和尚,問他個來歷分明,先定他一段不參王駕,然後方可問罪。」
這一篇,原來是太子小心,恐怕來傷了唐僧,故意留住妖魔,更不知行者安排著要打。那魔王果信其言,立在龍床前面,大喝一聲道:「那和尚是幾時離了東土?唐王因甚事著你求經?」行者昂然而答道:「我師父乃唐王御弟,號曰三藏。因唐王駕下有一丞相,姓魏名徵,奉天條夢斬涇河老龍。大唐王夢遊陰司地府,復得回生之後,大開水陸道場,普度冤魂孽鬼。因我師父敷演經文,廣運慈悲,忽得南海觀世音菩薩指教來西。我師父大發弘願,情忻意美,報國盡忠,蒙唐王賜與文牒。那時正是大唐貞觀十三年九月望前三日,離了東土。前至兩界山,收了我做大徒弟,姓孫,名悟空行者;又到烏斯國界高家莊,收了二徒弟,姓豬,名悟能八戒;流沙河界,又收了三徒弟,姓沙,名悟淨和尚;前日在敕建寶林寺,又新收個挑擔的行童道人。」魔王聞說,又沒法搜檢那唐僧,弄巧語盤詰行者,怒目問道:「那和尚,你起初時,一個人離東土,又收了四眾,那三僧可讓,這一道難容。那行童斷然是拐來的。他叫做甚麼名字?有度牒是無度牒?拿他上來取供。」諕得那皇帝戰戰兢兢道:「師父啊!我卻怎的供?」孫行者捻他一把道:「你休怕,等我替你供。」
好大聖,趨步上前,對怪物厲聲高叫道:「陛下,這老道是一個瘖啞之人,卻又有些耳聾。只因他年幼間曾走過西天,認得道路。他的一節兒起落根本,我盡知之,望陛下寬恕,待我替他供罷。」魔王道:「趁早實實的替他供來,免得取罪。」行者道:
「供罪行童年且邁,痴聾瘖啞家私壞。祖居原是此間人,五載之前遭破敗。天無雨,民乾壞,君王黎庶都齋戒。焚香沐浴告天公,萬里全無雲靉靆。百姓饑荒若倒懸,鍾南忽降全真怪。呼風喚雨顯神通,然後暗將他命害。推下花園天井中,陰侵龍位人難解。幸吾來,功果大,起死回生無罣礙。情願皈依作行童,與僧同去朝西界。假變君王是道人,道人轉是真王代。」
那魔王在金鑾殿上聞得這一篇言語,諕得他心頭撞小鹿,面上起紅雲。急抽身就要走路,奈何手內無一兵器。轉回頭,只見一個鎮殿將軍,腰挎一口寶刀,被行者使了定身法,如痴如啞,立在那裡。他近前,奪了這寶刀,就駕雲頭望空而去。氣得沙和尚爆躁如雷,豬八戒高聲喊叫,埋怨行者是一個急猴子:「你就慢說些兒,卻不穩住他了?如今他駕雲逃走,卻往何處追尋?」行者笑道:「兄弟們且莫亂嚷。我等叫那太子下來拜父,嬪后出來拜夫,」卻又念個咒語,解了定身法,「教那多官甦醒回來拜君,方知是真實皇帝。教訴前情,才見分曉,我再去尋他。」好大聖,吩咐八戒、沙僧:「好生保護他君臣、父子、嬪后,與我師父。」只聽說聲去,就不見形影。
他原來跳在九霄雲裡,睜眼四望,看那魔王哩。只見那畜果逃了性命,徑往東北上走哩。行者趕得將近,喝道:「那怪物,那裡去?老孫來了也。」那魔王急回頭,掣出寶刀,高叫道:「孫行者,你好憊懶。我來占別人的帝位,與你無干,你怎麼來抱不平,泄漏我的機密?」行者呵呵笑道:「我把你這個大膽的潑怪!皇帝又許你做?你既知我是老孫,就該遠遁,怎麼還刁難我師父,要取甚麼供狀?適才那供狀是也不是?你不要走,是好漢吃我老孫這一棒。」那魔側身躲過,掣寶刀劈面相還。他兩個搭上手,這一場好殺,真是:
猴王猛,魔王強,刀迎棒架敢相當。一天雲霧迷三界,只為當朝立帝王。
他兩個戰經數合,那妖魔抵不住猴王,急回頭復從舊路跳入城裡,闖在白玉階前兩班文武叢中,搖身一變,即變得與唐三藏一般模樣,並攙手,立在階前。這大聖趕上,就欲舉棒來打。那怪道:「徒弟莫打,是我。」急掣棒要打那個唐僧,卻又道:「徒弟莫打,是我。」一樣兩個唐僧,實難辨認:「倘若一棒打殺妖怪變的唐僧,這個也成了功果;假若一棒打殺我的真實師父,卻怎麼好?」只得停手,叫八戒、沙僧問道:「果然那一個是怪,那一個是我的師父?你指與我,我好打他。」八戒道:「你在半空中相打相嚷,我瞥瞥眼就見兩個師父,也不知誰真誰假。」
行者聞言,捻訣念聲咒語,叫那護法諸天、六丁六甲、五方揭諦、四值功曹、一十八位護駕伽藍、當坊土地、本境山神道:「老孫至此降妖,妖魔變作我師父,氣體相同,實難辨認。汝等暗中知會者,請師父上殿,讓我擒魔。」原來那妖怪善騰雲霧,聽得行者言語,急撒手跳上金鑾寶殿。這行者舉起棒望唐僧就打。可憐!若不是喚那幾位神來,這一下,就是二十個唐僧,也打為肉醬!多虧眾神架住鐵棒道:「大聖,那怪會騰雲,先上殿去了。」行者趕上殿,他又跳將下來扯住唐僧,在人叢裡又混了一混,依然難認。
行者心中不快,又見那八戒在傍冷笑,行者大怒道:「你這夯貨怎的?如今有兩個師父,你有得叫,有得應,有得伏侍哩,你這般歡喜得緊!」八戒笑道:「哥啊,說我獃,你比我又獃哩。師父既不認得,何勞費力?你且忍些頭疼,叫我師父念念那話兒,我與沙僧各攙一個聽著。若不會念的,必是妖怪,有何難也?」行者道:「兄弟,虧你也。正是,那話兒只有三人記得。原是我佛如來心苗上所發,傳與觀世音菩薩,菩薩又傳與我師父,便再沒人知道。也罷,師父,念念。」真個那唐僧就念起來。那魔王怎麼知得,口裡胡哼亂哼。八戒道:「這哼的卻是妖怪了。」他放了手,舉鈀就築。那魔王縱身跳起,踏著雲頭便走。
好八戒,喝一聲,也駕雲頭趕上。慌得那沙和尚丟了唐僧,也掣出寶杖來打。唐僧才停了咒語。孫大聖忍著頭疼,揝著鐵棒,趕在空中。呀!這一場,三個狠和尚,圍住一個潑妖魔。那魔王被八戒、沙僧使釘鈀、寶杖左右攻住了。行者笑道:「我要再去,當面打他,他卻有些怕我,只恐他又走了。等我老孫跳高些,與他個搗蒜打,結果了他罷。」
這大聖縱祥光,起在九霄,正欲下個切手,只見那東北上,一朵彩雲裡面,厲聲叫道:「孫悟空,且休下手。」行者回頭看處,原來是文殊菩薩。急收棒,上前施禮道:「菩薩,那裡去?」文殊道:「我來替你收這個妖怪的。」行者謝道:「累煩了。」那菩薩袖中取出照妖鏡,照住了那怪的原身。行者才招呼八戒、沙僧齊來見了菩薩。卻將鏡子裡看處,那魔王生得好不兇惡:
眼似琉璃盞,頭若煉炒缸。渾身三伏靛,四爪九秋霜。搭拉兩個耳,一尾掃帚長。青毛生銳氣,紅眼放金光。匾牙排玉板,圓鬚挺硬槍。鏡裡觀真像,原是文殊一個獅猁王。
行者道:「菩薩,這是你坐下的一個青毛獅子,卻怎麼走將來成精,你就不收服他?」菩薩道:「悟空,他不曾走,他是佛旨差來的。」行者道:「這畜類成精,侵奪帝位,還奉佛旨差來。似老孫保唐僧受苦,就該領幾道敕書。」菩薩道:「你不知道。當初這烏雞國王好善齋僧,佛差我來度他歸西,早證金身羅漢。因是不可原身相見,變做一種凡僧,問他化些齋供。被吾幾句言語相難,他不識我是個好人,把我一條繩綑了,送在那御水河中,浸了我三日三夜。多虧六甲金身救我歸西,奏與如來。如來將此怪令到此處推他下井,浸他三年,以報吾三日水災之恨。『一飲一啄,莫非前定。』今得汝等來此,成了功績。」行者道:「你雖報了甚麼『一飲一啄』的私仇,但那怪物不知害了多少人也。」菩薩道:「也不曾害人。自他到後,這三年間,風調雨順,國泰民安,何害人之有?」行者道:「固然如此,但只三宮娘娘與他同眠同起,點污了他的身體,壞了多少綱常倫理,還叫做不曾害人?」菩薩道:「點污他不得,他是個騸了的獅子。」八戒聞言,走近前,就摸了一把。笑道:「這妖精真個是糟鼻子不吃酒──枉擔其名了。」行者道:「既如此,收了去罷。若不是菩薩親來,決不饒他性命。」
那菩薩卻念個咒,喝道:「畜生,還不皈正,更待何時!」那魔王才現了原身。菩薩放蓮花罩定妖魔,坐在背上,踏祥光辭了行者。咦!
徑轉五臺山上去,寶蓮座下聽談經。
畢竟不知那唐僧師徒怎的出城,且聽下回分解。
Musean translation
Mouseia’s complete machine-assisted Musean translation, made directly from the Chinese, passage for passage, covering all 100 chapters and 3,782 source paragraphs of the Traditional Chinese text.
A Single Pellet of Cinnabar Elixir Is Won in Heaven; a Sovereign Dead Three Years Comes Back to Life on Earth
The story goes that the Great Sage Sun, his head bursting past bearing, begged piteously: "Master, recite no more, no more; let me do the curing." "How?" asked the elder. "Only by going to the dark jurisdiction, searching out which house of King Yama holds his soul, and begging it back to save him," said Pilgrim. "Master, do not believe him," said Bajie. "He said just now he would not cross to the dark jurisdiction but bring him back to life in the world of the living—that is where his skill would show." The elder gave ear to the wicked whisper and began the Tight-Fillet Spell again. Pilgrim in a panic agreed to anything: "Cure him in the living world, cure him in the living world!" "Do not stop," said Bajie. "Keep on, keep on!" Pilgrim cursed: "You senseless beast of misdeeds, setting Master to curse me!" Bajie laughed till he staggered: "Brother, brother! You know how to make game of me—you never knew I could make game of you." "Master, recite no more, no more; let Old Sun cure him in the world of the living," said Pilgrim. "How, in the world of the living?" said Tripitaka. "On my somersault cloud I will dart in the South Gate of Heaven, past the Dipper-and-Ox Palace, past the Numinous Mists Hall, straight up to the thirty-third heaven, to the Tushita court in the Heaven of Parted Sorrows, and see the Supreme Lord Lao, and beg from him one pellet of his Nine-Turn Soul-Returning Elixir. That, I warrant, will bring him back to life."
At this Tripitaka rejoiced: "Go—and come back quickly." Pilgrim said: "It is about the third watch now; by the time I return it will be near dawn. Only, the man lying here cold and neglected—it is not fitting. He needs mourners about him, weeping over him; then it will be proper." "No need to ask," said Bajie. "The monkey means me to do the weeping." "Afraid you will not weep?" said Pilgrim. "If you do not weep, the cure fails." "Brother, you go your way; I will weep mine," said Bajie. "Weeping has its kinds," said Pilgrim. "To bawl with a dry mouth is called howling; to wring out a few tears is called sobbing; but to weep with tears and with heart together—that is true loud lamentation." "Then let me weep you a pattern of it," said Bajie. From who knows where he pulled a strip of paper, twisted it into a spill, ran it up his nostrils twice, and sneezed and sniffled; and see him, eyes brimming, slaver hanging, fall to weeping. His mouth ran on without pause, one thing after another, this complaint and that—just as if a man had truly died. And when his weeping reached its most grieving passage, Elder Tang himself had tears dropping and a heart gone sore. Pilgrim laughed: "That is the mournfulness—no stopping now. You Idiot, the moment you trick me out the door you will stop crying. I shall be listening still: weep on like this and all is well; let the sound so much as slacken, and twenty blows land on your ankle-bones." Bajie laughed: "Go, go. This weeping of mine is only warming up—there are two days' weeping in it." Sha Monk, seeing the scolding, went and found a few sticks of incense to burn in offering. Pilgrim laughed: "Good, good, good—the whole house shows its devotion; now Old Sun can get to work."
Brave Great Sage! It was now about midnight. He took leave of the master and his two brothers, rose on his somersault cloud, and in at the South Gate of Heaven. And truly he did not call at the Numinous Mists Hall nor climb to the Dipper-and-Ox Palace, but on a stream of cloud-light came straight to the Tushita Palace in the thirty-third heaven, the Heaven of Parted Sorrows. Scarcely had he entered when he saw the Supreme Lord Lao sitting in the elixir chamber with the immortal boys, fanning the fire with banana-leaf fans and refining cinnabar. At the sight of Pilgrim he instructed the elixir-watching boys: "Every one be on your guard: the elixir-thieving thief is here again." Pilgrim made his bow and laughed: "Old gentleman, what lack of trust is this—why guard against me? I am done with that line of work." Lord Lao said: "You monkey: five hundred years ago you wrecked the Heavenly Palace and stole and ate my elixir without number, till the Illustrious Sage Erlang took you prisoner up to heaven and I was given you to refine in my elixir furnace nine and forty days—who knows how much charcoal that cost. Now you have happily gotten free, taken the Buddha's fruit, and gone escorting the Tang monk west for the scriptures. Lately on Flat-Top Mountain, when you subdued those demons, you played your tricks and would not give me back my treasures. What do you come for today?" "That business of the other day: Old Sun was not a moment behindhand—your five treasures were handed back on the spot. And you still suspect me and blame me?" said Pilgrim.
"You are not on the road—why steal into my palace?" said Lord Lao. Pilgrim said: "Since we parted, westward we came upon a country called Black Rooster. Its king was done to death by a monster fiend disguised as a Daoist, who called wind and rain and killed the king by stealth, then took the king's very shape and now sits on the Golden Chime throne. My master was sitting up at the Treasure Grove Monastery reading scriptures by night when the king's ghost came and worshiped him, and begged Old Sun earnestly to subdue the demon for him and make the false and true plain. Old Sun, having nothing to prove the matter by, went with my brother Bajie into the park by night, broke the garden open, found where the body lay hidden—in an octagonal glazed-tile well. We fished the body up, its face unchanged. At the temple my master saw it, and in his mercy charged Old Sun to cure and save him—forbidding me to go into the dark jurisdiction to seek the soul, and allowing only that I heal him in the world of the living. I could think of nowhere else for raising the dead, and so I have come to pay you homage. A hundred thousand times, Ancestor of the Way, let down your pity: lend me a thousand pills of the Nine-Turn Soul-Returning Elixir for Old Sun, and let him save the king." "Monkey, what talk—a thousand pills, two thousand pills! Do you take them for rice? Are they kneaded of mud clods somewhere, so easy to come by? Out with you! There are none!" said Lord Lao. Pilgrim laughed: "A hundred or so would do." "None of those either," said Lord Lao. "A dozen or so, then," said Pilgrim. Lord Lao said in wrath: "This brazen ape is a clingy one. None, none—out, out!" Pilgrim laughed: "Truly none, then? I shall try my begging elsewhere." "Go, go, go!" shouted Lord Lao. The Great Sage swung about and made to go.
Suddenly Lord Lao bethought himself: "This monkey is a sly one—go at a word, but who knows but he will slip back in and steal." He ordered the immortal boys to call him back: "You monkey, with those light fingers of yours—here, I will make you a gift of one Soul-Returning Pill." "Old gentleman, since you know Old Sun's arts, bring out your golden elixir quickly and split it with me four to six—that were your good fortune; otherwise I shall make you a present of a leather ladle—one scoop and it is all gone," said Pilgrim. The Ancient Lord took his gourd, upended it, and shook out one golden pill, handing it to Pilgrim: "This is all there is. Take it, take it. I make you a gift of this one; cure the emperor with it and set the merit to your own account." Pilgrim took it: "No hurry. Let me taste it first—these things are sometimes counterfeit; I would not be cozened." And pop—it went into his mouth. In a fright the Ancient Lord sprang forward and caught him, seizing the skin of his crown, fist doubled, cursing: "If you swallow that, brazen ape, I will beat you to death outright." Pilgrim laughed: "What a face—what a small soul! Who would eat it? What is it worth—a thing more show than substance? It is here, is it not?" For the monkey had a pouch under his chin, and the golden pill was stowed in it. The Ancient Lord gave it a pinch: "Go, go—and do not come pestering here again." Then the Great Sage thanked the Ancient Lord and left the Tushita Palace of heaven.
See him: on a thousand streams of rosy haze leaving the jade gates; on ten thousand rays of auspicious cloud descending to the dusty world. In a moment he was down the South Gate of Heaven, back to gaze east, and the sun was already climbing. He pressed down his cloud, came straight to the gate of the Treasure Grove Monastery—and heard Bajie still weeping. Coming near he called: "Master." Tripitaka was delighted: "Wukong is back! Do you have the elixir?" "I have," said Pilgrim. "How could he not?" said Bajie. "If need be he would steal it off somebody." Pilgrim laughed: "Brother, you are dismissed—no more use for you. Wipe your eyes and go weep somewhere else." He told Sha Monk: "Bring me some water." Sha Monk hurried to the well behind, where a draw-bucket stood handy, and passed Pilgrim half a bowl of water. Pilgrim took the water, spat the pill from his mouth, and laid it between the emperor's lips. Prizing the teeth open with both hands, he washed the golden pill down with a mouthful of clear water. For half a watch there was rushing and rumbling in his belly, but the body would not stir. "Master—if my golden elixir cannot bring him back, Old Sun is done for indeed," said Pilgrim. "How should he not revive?" said Tripitaka. "A body so long dead—how could it swallow water down? It is the elixir's immortal power at work. Since the golden pill entered the belly the bowels have rumbled; the rumbling is the blood's channels moving in accord—only the breath, being spent, cannot yet return and stretch. Never mind a man soaked three years in a well: raw iron itself would have rusted. Only the primal breath is wholly spent; he wants someone to breathe one breath into him, and he is whole." Bajie stepped up to give the breath, but Tripitaka caught his sleeve: "Not you—let Wukong do it." The master knew his mind: Zhu Bajie from childhood had slain living things and done wickedness and eaten men—his breath was turbid. Pilgrim alone had cultivated himself from youth, gnawing pine and chewing cypress, living on peaches and fruit—his was a pure breath. The Great Sage stepped forward, set his thunder-god beak to the emperor's lips, and blew one long breath down his throat, past the tower of the throat, around the bright hall, straight to the elixir field, and back from the gushing springs to the palace of the muddy pill. With a great rush the king's breath gathered and his spirit returned; he turned over, swung his arms, bent his legs, and cried: "Master." On both knees in the dust he said: "Last night, remember, my ghost came calling; who could have thought that at this morning's dawn my yang spirit would return?" Tripitaka hastened to raise him: "Your Majesty, it is none of my doing; thank my disciple." Pilgrim laughed: "Master, what talk! As the saying goes, 'A house has but one master.' Take his bow—you lose nothing by it."
Tripitaka, greatly abashed, helped the emperor up, and together they entered the meditation hall. He bowed in greeting to Bajie, Pilgrim, and Sha Monk, and then took his seat. Then the monks of the temple, having made the morning meal ready and coming to serve it, caught sight of that water-soaked emperor: every one started, every one murmured in doubt. Pilgrim Sun sprang out: "Monks, do not startle. This is the king of Black Rooster, your lawful sovereign. Three years ago a monster took his life; last night Old Sun brought him back. We go now into his city, to make the false and true plain. Have you a meal? Set it out, that we may eat and be gone." The monks at once brought water, washed his face, and changed his clothes. The ochre-yellow imperial robe came off, and the temple's monk official dressed him in two cloth cassocks; the Lantian belt was unbuckled and a yellow silk sash knotted in its place; the carefree shoes were drawn off and a pair of old monk's sandals given him instead. Then they all ate the morning meal and saddled and packed the horses.
Pilgrim asked: "Bajie, how heavy is your load?" "Brother, I shoulder it day by day and truly never knew what it weighs," said Bajie. "Divide that one load into two: one you carry, one the emperor carries. We go into the city early, on business," said Pilgrim. Bajie was delighted: "Luck, luck! Carrying him here cost me who knows what pains—and now he is cured, and turns out to be a porter for the pair of it." The Idiot played his little craft: he split the luggage, borrowed a carrying-pole from the temple, took the lighter half for himself, and gave the emperor the heavier. Pilgrim laughed: "Your Majesty, dressed in those rags, a load on your pole, trudging along with the likes of us—am I doing you a wrong?" The king knelt in haste: "Master, you are father and mother of my second life. Speak not of carrying loads: I would gladly hold your whip and drop your stirrup, and serve you my lords all the way to the Western Heaven." "We do not want you for the Western Heaven—there are reasons of our own," said Pilgrim. "You need only carry your load these forty li into the city. Once the monster is taken, you go back to being emperor, and we to fetching scriptures." Hearing this Bajie said: "So—he carries forty li, and this old pig stays on as the hired hand for the long haul." "Brother, no nonsense," said Pilgrim. "Out front and lead the way, quickly."
And truly Bajie went ahead leading the emperor, Sha Monk helped the master to horse, and Pilgrim followed behind. There were the temple's five hundred monks, drawn up trim and orderly, pipes and percussion playing softly, seeing them out beyond the gate. Pilgrim laughed: "Monks, do not see us far. Only I fear some man of the government might learn of it and let my secret slip, and turn all ill. Turn back, turn back. Only clean and press the emperor's robes and regalia, and bring them into the city tonight or tomorrow morning, and I will beg you titles and rewards for your pains." The monks obeyed the order and each returned. Pilgrim lengthened his stride, caught up his master, and straight on they went. And so it was:
In the west a secret lies, for seeking what is true: Metal and Wood in concord refine the spirit anew.The cinnabar mother vainly nursed her muddled dream; the young son long rued a body of useless wood.One must seek the rightful lord at a well's dark bottom; one must climb to heaven and bow to Ancient Lord Lao.Awakened that form is emptiness and nature restored—truly the Buddha ferries across the man of destiny.
Master and disciples had gone barely half a day before the city was in sight, close at hand. Tripitaka said: "Wukong, that must be Black Rooster ahead." "It is. Let us hurry in and get to work," said Pilgrim. Entering the city, master and disciples found the streets full of well-ordered folk, the scene brisk and bustling. And soon phoenix towers and dragon halls rose before them, magnificent past telling. There is a poem to prove it. The poem says:
Palaces and towers beyond the seas like a sovereign realm; songs and dances in the world of men as in the early Tang.Flowers greet the jeweled fans, red clouds wreathing; sunlight on bright robes, an emerald mist of light.Peacock screens unfolded, wafting fragrant haze; pearl curtains rolled up, bright banners flying.A scene of perfect peace worth all congratulation: the officials stand in still array, no memorials to present.
Tripitaka dismounted: "Disciples, let us go straight into the palace and have the travel rescripts exchanged here, and save the trouble of another yamen." "Well said," said Pilgrim. "Let all of us brothers go in—many mouths make matters easier." "Let all go in," said Tang monk, "but no rustic manners: first the courtesies of lord and minister, then business." "The courtesies of lord and minister mean kneeling," said Pilgrim. "Just so—the great rite of five bows and three knockings of the head," said Tripitaka. Pilgrim laughed: "Master, that will not do. To bow to him were no wisdom at all. Let me step in ahead of you; I have my arrangements. If he says anything, leave the answering to me. If I bow, you bow; if I squat, you squat." See the trouble-making Monkey King, leading them to the palace gate, saying to the officer of the gate: "We are sent from the court of the great Tang of the eastern lands to worship the Buddha in the Western Heaven and seek scriptures. We have come to have our travel rescripts exchanged; be so good, my lord, as to convey our request—so no good work is hindered." The official of the vermilion gate went in at once, knelt below the vermilion steps, and reported: "Outside the gate are five monks, saying they are the imperial envoys of Tang in the eastern lands, bound west to worship the Buddha and seek scriptures, and are come to have their rescripts exchanged. Not presuming to enter unbidden, they wait outside for the summons." The demon king ordered them summoned in.
Tang monk entered within the palace gate, the king come back to life following in the train. As he went he could not hold back the tears at his cheeks, thinking to himself: "Pity! My kingdom fitted like a copper measure, my altars fenced with iron—who knew he would steal it from me in the dark?" Pilgrim said: "Your Majesty, do not give way—it might let the secret slip. This staff of mine is itching in my ear: it is ripe for deeds today, and I promise you the monster dies and the wicked thing is swept away. This kingdom will soon be yours again." The king dared not cross him; wiping his eyes with his sleeve, he followed at the hazard of his life, and they came straight beneath the Golden Chime Hall. There too stood the two ranks of civil and military, four hundred officers of court, every one awful and composed, of a commanding presence.
Pilgrim led Tang monk to stand before the white-jade steps, upright and unmoving. The officials below the steps were all taken aback: "These monks are utterly witless—why do they not kneel at the sight of our king? Not one word of greeting? Not a single salutation? What boldness, what rudeness!" Scarcely was this said when the demon king's voice was heard: "And where do these monks come from?" Pilgrim answered with head high: "I come of the southern land of Jambudvipa, of the great Tang of the eastern lands, an imperial envoy bound for the Thunderclap Monastery of India in the western regions, to worship the living Buddha and seek the true scriptures. Having reached this country, I would not pass through empty-handed; I am come expressly to have the travel rescripts exchanged." At this the demon king's wrath rose: "And what of your eastern lands? I pay no tribute to your court and hold no traffic with your state: how dare you stand before me as an equal, and refuse the knee?" Pilgrim laughed: "Our eastern lands were of old a court of heaven, long styled the sovereign state; you are a border land, a petty realm. The old saying runs: 'The emperor of the sovereign state is father and lord; the emperor of the vassal state is minister and son.' You did not so much as rise to receive me—and you dispute that I should bow?" The demon king flew into a rage and commanded his civil and military: "Seize this wild monk!" At the word "seize"—see the assembled officials spring forward as one. Pilgrim gave a shout, pointed with his finger, and cried: "Stand back!" That pointing was the Fixing Spell: not one of the officials could move hand or foot. Truly: the guardsmen before the steps like wooden figures; the generals on the dais like men of clay.
Seeing the civil and military fixed where they stood, the demon king made to leap down from the dragon couch and seize him himself. The Monkey King rejoiced within: "Good—just as Old Sun would have it. Let him come: though his skull were cast of raw iron, my staff would punch a hole in it." He had scarcely stirred when, from beside, there stepped forth an unexpected star of rescue. And who, do you think? The prince of Black Rooster. He came hurriedly up, caught the demon king's court robe, and knelt before him: "Father King, calm your wrath." "What does the child say?" asked the fiend. The prince said: "Let your son inform you: three years ago we heard tell of a holy monk, imperial envoy of the court of Tang in the eastern lands, going west to worship the Buddha and seek scriptures; today at last he reaches our realm. Your Majesty's nature is stern and quick: if these monks are seized and beheaded, I fear that when word of it reaches the great Tang one day, wrath will surely rise. Consider: Li Shimin holds the royal seat and has united all rivers and mountains, yet his heart is not satisfied, and he has crossed the seas on campaigns; did he learn that our king had done his imperial brother, the holy monk, to death, he would raise his armies and launch his horsemen to give battle to our king. But our soldiers are few and our generals slight; repentance would come too late. Let my father follow his son's counsel: question these four monks closely as to their origins, first fix on them the charge of failing to honor the royal presence, and only then proceed to their sentence."
All this was the prince's careful prudence, fearing harm might come to Tang monk: he spoke thus to hold the demon fast—never dreaming that Pilgrim was angling for a fight. The demon king did credit it: standing before the dragon couch he cried out: "When did you monks leave the eastern lands? And for what cause did the Tang king send you for scriptures?" Pilgrim answered head high: "My master is the imperial brother of the Tang king, styled Tripitaka. In the Tang king's service was a chancellor, Wei Zheng by name, who, executing a mandate of heaven in his dreams, beheaded the old dragon of the Jing River. The Tang king, having in dream journeyed to the dark jurisdiction and returned to life, then opened a great altar of services by land and water, to ferry across all wronged souls and sinful ghosts. Because my master expounded the scriptures and dispensed mercy far and wide, the Bodhisattva Guanyin of the Southern Sea suddenly instructed him to come west. My master made his great vow with gladdened and willing heart, to repay his country with his utmost loyalty, and the Tang king granted him his rescripts. It was then the third day before the full moon of the ninth month, in the thirteenth year of Zhenguan of the great Tang, that we left the eastern lands. Coming to Two-Bounds Mountain, he took me for eldest disciple, surnamed Sun, named Wukong, called Pilgrim; then at Gao Village within the bounds of Wusi he took his second disciple, surnamed Zhu, named Wuneng, called Bajie; at the bounds of the Flowing Sand River he took his third disciple, surnamed Sha, the monk Wujing; and only yesterday at the Treasure Grove Monastery, built by imperial decree, he newly took on a Daoist servant boy to carry the loads." Hearing this, and having no means to search Tang monk's person, the demon king fell to artful cross-questioning of Pilgrim, asking with angry eyes: "Monk, you left the eastern lands one man and took on a company of four. The three monks we might pass over; this Daoist we cannot suffer. That servant boy was surely abducted. What is he called? Has he ordination papers or not? Bring him up and take his confession." The king, terrified, trembled and quaked: "Master—what am I to confess?" Pilgrim Sun gave him a pinch: "Do not be afraid; I will confess for you."
Brave Great Sage! He stepped briskly forward and cried out loudly to the monster: "Your Majesty, this old Daoist is dumb and besides a little deaf. Only in his youth he traveled the western road once and knows the way. The whole of his story, rise and fall, I know to the last particular; I beg Your Majesty's indulgence to let me confess for him." "Then confess for him plainly, and quickly, and spare yourself trouble," said the demon king. Pilgrim said:
Let the confession tell: a boy in years but aged in looks, bedraughted, deaf, and dumb, his fortunes ruined.His ancestral home was here; five years ago ruin overtook him.No rain from heaven, the people parched to ruin; king and commoner alike kept fast.Incense burned and bodies bathed, they called on Heaven—and over ten thousand li not a cloud showed.The people hungered as if hanging head-down; then from Zhongnan suddenly descended a monster of a Perfect Truth adept.He summoned wind, called down rain, showed his powers—and then in secret took the king's life.He pushed him down the garden's well; in darkness he usurped the dragon seat, and none could tell.Happily I came, and the work is great: the dead raised to life, nothing to hinder.He gladly takes the vows as servant boy, and goes with the monks to worship at the western bounds.The false-shaped sovereign is the Daoist; and the Daoist, it turns out, stands in for the true king.
On the Golden Chime Hall, at this recital, the demon king's heart pounded like a startled fawn and a red cloud rose on his face. He made to slip away at once—but there was not a weapon in his hand. He turned his head and saw a general of the palace guard, a precious sword at his waist, fixed by Pilgrim's Fixing Spell, dazed and mute, standing where he stood. He stepped up, snatched the sword, mounted a cloud, and was away into the sky. Sha Monk fumed like thunder, and Bajie bawled aloud, blaming Pilgrim for a monkey in too great a hurry: "Could you not have drawn the tale out a little, and held him fast? Now he is off on his cloud—where will you ever track him?" Pilgrim laughed: "Brothers, no clamor. We shall have the prince come down and bow to his father, the queen out to bow to her husband"—and he pronounced a spell that released the Fixing Spell—"and the officials wake and bow to their sovereign, and know him for the true emperor. Let the whole story be told and the truth appear; then I go after him." Brave Great Sage! He charged Bajie and Sha Monk: "Guard well that company—sovereign and ministers, father and son, queen and consorts—and my master." At the word "go" he was gone from sight.
He had leapt into the clouds of the ninth heaven, eyes straining every way, on the lookout for the demon king. There was the beast indeed, fleeing for his life, making off to the northeast. As Pilgrim pressed close he shouted: "Monster! Where away? Old Sun is upon you." The demon king swung round in haste, drew his precious sword, and cried: "Pilgrim Sun, you are past bearing! I usurp another's throne—what is that to you? Why come playing the redresser and letting out my secrets?" Pilgrim laughed: "You bold, brazen monster! Who said you might be emperor? Knowing me for Old Sun, you should have fled afar—yet you harass my master and demand a confession! That confession just now—was it true or not? Stand and do not run, if you are any kind of man, and take this stroke of Old Sun's staff." The demon twisted aside and met him blade to face in answer. The two closed—and what a battle it was. Truly:
The Monkey King fierce, the demon king strong: blade meets staff, and neither yields.Cloud and fog fill the whole sky and blind the three realms—all for deciding who shall sit as sovereign of the realm.
After a few rounds the demon could no longer stand against the Monkey King; wheeling about, he leapt back into the city the way he had come, burst into the crowd of officials before the white-jade steps, shook himself, and took on the very likeness of Tripitaka Tang, standing arm in arm with him before the steps. The Great Sage caught up, staff raised to strike. The monster said: "Disciple, do not strike—it is I." He whipped round to strike the other Tang monk—and again came the words: "Disciple, do not strike—it is I." Two Tang Monks exactly alike, past telling apart: "If my staff kills the monster's Tang monk, so much the better, the work is done; but if it kills my true master, what then?" He could only stop his hand and call Bajie and Sha Monk: "Which of them is truly the monster, and which my master? Point him out, that I may strike." "You were brawling and bawling in midair," said Bajie. "I glanced up and saw two masters—and who is true and who false, I could not say."
At this Pilgrim twisted the sign and pronounced a spell, calling on the guardian devas of the Law, the Six Dings and Six Jias, the guardians of the five quarters, the Duty Officers of the Four Watches, the eighteen Sangharama guardians, the local earth god, and the mountain god of the place: "Old Sun has come here to subdue a monster, and the fiend has changed into my master's very shape, the same to eye and breath, past telling apart. Let those of you who know, signal in the dark: bring my master up onto the hall, and leave me the monster to take." Now that monster was quick at riding cloud and mist: hearing Pilgrim's words he loosed his hold and leapt up onto the Golden Chime Hall at once. Pilgrim raised his staff and made to strike at Tang monk. Pity! Had he not summoned those gods, that one blow would have pounded twenty Tang Monks into meat paste! Thank heaven the gods caught the iron staff: "Great Sage, that monster rides the clouds—he is already up on the hall." Pilgrim hurried up the hall, and the monster leapt down again, seized Tang monk, and muddled himself into the crowd once more—still past telling.
Pilgrim's temper soured—and then he saw Bajie smirking at his side, and he flared: "What are you grinning at, you lumbering fool? Two masters now: one to hail and one to answer, one to wait upon—so that is what delights you!" Bajie laughed: "Brother, they call me the Idiot—but you are the bigger Idiot. If the masters cannot be told apart, why waste the labor? Bear a little headache: have Master recite that spell of his, while Sha Monk and I each take an arm, and we listen. Whichever cannot recite it is the monster—where is the difficulty?" "Brother, that is the thought," said Pilgrim. "True: only three know that spell. It came first from the heart of our Buddha the Tathagata, who gave it to the Bodhisattva Guanyin, and she to my master, and no one else knows it. Very well—Master, recite." And in truth that Tang monk began to recite. How should the demon king know it? His mouth mumbled and droned at random. "Then the mumbling one is the monster," said Bajie. He let go his arm and swung the rake to strike. The demon king sprang into the air, set foot on a cloud, and was off.
Brave Bajie! With a shout he too mounted a cloud in pursuit. Sha Monk, in a flurry, left Tang monk and drew his precious staff to strike. Tang monk stopped the spell. The Great Sage Sun, bearing his aching head, gripped the iron staff and gave chase into the air. Ah! What a bout: three fierce monks ringing in one brazen monster. The demon king was beset left and right by Bajie's muckrake and Sha Monk's precious staff. Pilgrim laughed: "If I go at him face to face he half fears me, and may slip away again. Let Old Sun leap higher and give him the garlic-pounding stroke, and finish him."
The Great Sage rose on auspicious light into the ninth heaven, on the point of dealing the final stroke—when from a bright cloud to the northeast a stern voice called: "Wukong, stay your hand!" Pilgrim turned to look: it was the Bodhisattva Manjusri. He drew back the staff at once and came forward in salute: "Bodhisattva, where bound?" "I have come to take this monster off your hands," said Manjusri. "My thanks for the trouble," said Pilgrim. The Bodhisattva drew the Demon-Revealing Mirror from her sleeve and pinned the monster's true body in its light. Then Pilgrim called Bajie and Sha Monk to come together and do obeisance to the Bodhisattva. And looking into the mirror, how fierce and dreadful was the monster king's true shape:
Eyes like glazed saucers of glass; a head like a firing-pan of the furnace.His body indigo-dyed as of the dog days; his four claws frosted as of deep autumn.Two lolling ears; a tail like a long-handled broom.Blue fur bristling with ferocity; red eyes flashing golden light.Flat teeth ranked like slabs of jade; round whiskers bristling like hard spears.Seen true in the mirror: none other than Manjusri's own lion king.
Pilgrim said: "Bodhisattva, this is one of your own blue-furred lions. How did he slip off to become a fiend, and you never subdue him?" "Wukong, he did not slip off," said the Bodhisattva. "He came by the Buddha's own mandate." "A beast turned fiend, usurping an emperor's throne—and sent by the Buddha's mandate!" said Pilgrim. "Old Sun, suffering through thick and thin to guard the Tang monk, should have a few edicts of his own." "You do not know the matter," said the Bodhisattva. "Long ago this king of Black Rooster loved goodness and fed the monks, and the Buddha sent me to ferry him westward, that he might soon attain the golden body of an arhat. Since it was not permitted me to meet him in my true form, I changed into a common monk and begged alms of him. A few words of mine displeased him; not knowing a good soul when he saw one, he had me bound with cords and thrown into the imperial river, where I was soaked three days and three nights. Only the Golden Body of the Six Jias rescued me and brought me back west, and it was reported to the Tathagata. The Tathagata then ordered this monster to come here, push the king down his well, and soak him three years—to repay the three days of my water calamity. 'Every sip and every peck was fixed beforehand.' Now that you have come, the work is done." "Your private debt of 'every sip and every peck' is repaid," said Pilgrim, "but who knows how many people that monster has harmed besides?" "He has harmed no one," said the Bodhisattva. "In the three years since he came, the winds have blown fair and the rains in season, the realm at peace and the people content. Where is the harm to anyone?" "Be it so," said Pilgrim. "But the consorts of the three palaces have slept and risen beside him: his body defiled, the fabric of duty and kinship broken—do you call that harming no one?" "He could not defile them," said the Bodhisattva. "He is a gelded lion." Hearing this, Bajie came close and gave him a feel. He laughed: "So this monster is the blotchy nose that never touches wine—a name carried for nothing!" "Then take him away," said Pilgrim. "Had the Bodhisattva not come herself, I would never have spared his life."
Then the Bodhisattva pronounced a spell, calling: "Beast! Return to the right—what are you waiting for?" Only then did the monster king show his true form. The Bodhisattva cast down a lotus flower that enmeshed the fiend, seated herself on his back, and, treading auspicious light, took leave of Pilgrim. Ah!
At once she turned for Mount Wutai's heights, to sit beneath the jeweled lotus throne and hear the scriptures expounded.
But how the Tang monk and his disciples would get out of the city—who could say? Listen to the next chapter to find out.
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A grain of cinnabar won in heaven; a lord of three years comes back to life on earth
Now the Great Sage Sun's head ached past bearing, and he pleaded: "Master, stop the spell, stop it. Let me heal him." The elder asked, "How?" Pilgrim said, "Only by going to the land below, searching which court of King Yama holds his soul, fetching it back, and saving him." Bajie said, "Master, don't believe him. He said just now he could heal him in this world without any trip below—that would show real skill." The elder was carried by the ill wind and recited the Tight-Fillet Spell again. Pilgrim, in a panic, agreed to everything: "In this world, in this world I'll heal him!" Bajie said, "Don't stop. Keep reciting, keep reciting." Pilgrim cursed: "You idiot beast, egging Master on to curse me!" Bajie laughed till he tottered: "Brother, brother, you only know how to make a fool of me. You never knew I could make a fool of you." Pilgrim said, "Master, stop, stop. Let Old Sun heal him in this world." Tripitaka said, "How, in this world?" Pilgrim said, "On my somersault cloud I'll dash in the South Gate of Heaven—not into the Dipper-and-Ox Palace, not into the Lingxiao Hall—straight up past the thirty-three heavens, to the Tushita court in the Heaven of Parted Sorrow, and see the Supreme Lord Lao. I'll beg one grain of his Nine-Turn Soul-Returning Elixir, and I promise you the man will live."
Hearing this, Tripitaka rejoiced: "Go then, and come back quick." Pilgrim said, "It is the third watch now; by the time I'm back it will be nearly dawn. Only this man lying here, cold and neglected—it does not look right. Someone in mourning ought to sit by him weeping. That would be better." Bajie said, "No need to say it: this monkey wants me to do the weeping." Pilgrim said, "Afraid you won't weep? If you don't weep, I cannot heal him." Bajie said, "Brother, go your way. I'll weep." Pilgrim said, "Weeping has several kinds. Dry-mouthed yelling is howling. Wrung-out tears are sobbing. You must have tears and heart together—that is what counts as loud grieving." Bajie said, "Let me show you a sample." He pulled a scrap of paper from who knows where, twisted it into a spill, poked it up his nostrils twice, sneezed a few times—and see him, eyes brimming, drool hanging, start to wail. His mouth ran on and on, scolding this and blaming that, exactly like a man bereaved. By the time he reached the rawest grief, the Tang elder's own eyes were wet and his heart sore. Pilgrim laughed: "That is the grieving. Now no stopping. You Idiot—once I'm gone you'll quit. I'll be listening. If you weep like this, well and good. If your voice drops even a little, twenty strokes on the shins, guaranteed." Bajie laughed: "Go on, go on. Once I get going, I have two days of weeping in me." Seeing him scolded, Sha Monk went and found a few sticks of incense to burn in offering. Pilgrim laughed: "Good, good, good. The whole house showing respect—now Old Sun can do his work."
The Great Sage—it was about midnight—took leave of his master and brothers, rode his somersault cloud, and went straight in the South Gate of Heaven. Truly he paid no call at the Lingxiao treasure hall, did not mount the Dipper-and-Ox palace; on his road of cloud-light he came straight to the Tushita Palace in the Heaven of Parted Sorrow, the thirty-third heaven. He had hardly entered when he saw the Supreme Lord Lao sitting in the elixir room with the immortal boys, fanning the fire with banana-leaf fans, refining elixir. Seeing Pilgrim come, he told the elixir-watching boys at once: "All of you, be careful. The elixir thief is here again." Pilgrim saluted, laughing: "Old sir, what a cold welcome. Why guard against me? I have given up that line of work." Lord Lao said, "You monkey—five hundred years ago you wrecked the Heavenly Palace and stole and ate numberless elixir pills of mine. The Illustrious Sage Erlang took you up to heaven, and I refined you forty-nine days in my elixir furnace—no telling how much charcoal it cost. Now you have luckily slipped free, taken the Buddhist fruit, and escort the Tang monk west for the scriptures. Not long ago on Flat-Top Mountain you beat down the demons, haggled and cheated, and would not give me back my treasures. What have you come for today?" Pilgrim said, "That matter is settled. Old Sun was not a day late: I handed back your five treasures on the spot. And you still suspect me?"
Lord Lao said, "You are not on the road. Why sneak into my palace?" Pilgrim said, "Since we parted we have come west to a country called Black-Rooster. A demon there, disguised as a Daoist, calling wind and rain, secretly murdered the king, then took the king's shape—and now sits on the throne in the Golden Chime Hall. My master was reading scriptures by night at Baolin Monastery when the king's ghost came and worshiped him, and begged Old Sun to subdue the demon and tell false from true. Old Sun, wanting proof in hand, went with my brother Bajie into the garden by night, broke it open, found the burial place—an eight-sided glazed well—and fished up the body, its face unchanged. Back at the temple I showed it to my master. Out of mercy he ordered Old Sun to heal him—no going to the land below to beg back the soul; it must be done in the world above. With nowhere else to turn for life, I have come to call on you. I beg the Ancestor of the Way a thousand times: lend me a thousand pills of the Nine-Turn Soul-Returning Elixir, and let Old Sun save him." Lord Lao said, "Monkey, what talk! A thousand pills, two thousand—as if they were rice balls? Are they kneaded from mud somewhere, that it is so easy? Out with you! There are none!" Pilgrim laughed: "A hundred or so would do." Lord Lao said, "None." Pilgrim said, "A dozen or so, then." Lord Lao raged: "This brazen monkey nags and nags. None, none! Out, out!" Pilgrim laughed: "If you truly have none, I'll go beg somewhere else." Lord Lao shouted: "Go, go, go!" The Great Sage turned on his heel and started off.
Lord Lao suddenly thought: "This monkey is a sly one. So ready to go—too ready. I am afraid he will slip back in and steal." He told the immortal boys to call him back: "You monkey, your hands are not to be trusted. I will make you a gift of one Soul-Returning Pill." Pilgrim said, "Old sir, since you know Old Sun's skill, bring out the golden pills quickly and split them with me four and six—that is your good fortune. Otherwise I will leave you a leather strainer: one dip and not a pill is left." The Ancient One took his gourd, turned it bottom up, shook out one golden pill, and handed it over: "This is all. Take it, take it. With this one pill, heal that emperor—it will count as your merit." Pilgrim took it: "Not so fast. Let me taste it first—it may be a fake, and I won't be tricked." And pop, into his mouth it went. The Ancient One hurried up and caught him, seized him by the crown of the head, shook his fist, and cursed: "Brazen monkey—if you swallow it, I'll beat you dead on the spot." Pilgrim laughed: "What a face! What pettiness. Who is swallowing your pill? What is it worth—a few coppers? More show than substance. Isn't it here?" For the monkey had a pouch under his chin, and the golden pill sat in the pouch. The Ancient One pinched it through and said: "Go, go. And never come pestering here again." The Great Sage thanked him and left the Tushita Palace.
See him: on a thousand beams of rosy haze he left the jade palaces; on ten thousand rays of lucky cloud he came down to the dusty world. In a moment he was down the South Gate of Heaven and back east—and there already was the sun. He brought his cloud down and went straight to the gate of Baolin Monastery—and heard Bajie still wailing. He came up quickly: "Master." Tripitaka rejoiced: "Wukong is back. Did you get the elixir?" Pilgrim said, "I did." Bajie said, "How could he not? If nothing else, he'd have stolen some from somebody." Pilgrim laughed: "Brother, you're dismissed. You're not needed. Wipe your tears and go weep somewhere else." He told Sha Monk: "Fetch me some water." Sha Monk hurried to the well at the back, where a handy well-bucket hung, and handed Pilgrim half a bowl of water. Pilgrim took the water, spat out the pill, set it in the emperor's mouth, and, prizing the teeth apart with both hands, washed the golden pill down his throat with a mouthful of clear water. For half a watch there was a rushing and rumbling in his belly, but the body would not stir. Pilgrim said, "Master, even my golden pill will not bring him round. Are you trying to squeeze Old Sun to death?" Tripitaka said, "How could he fail to live? A corpse so long dead—how could he swallow water? That is the elixir's immortal power at work. Since the pill entered his belly, his bowels have rumbled; the rumbling is the blood moving in harmony again. Only the breath, once gone, cannot stretch back of itself. Never mind a man soaked in a well three years—raw iron would have rusted. His primal breath is spent, that is all. Someone must breathe into him one breath, and he will mend." Bajie stepped up to give the breath, but Tripitaka held him: "Not you. Let Wukong do it." The master knew his mind: Zhu Bajie had sinned from childhood, killing and eating men—his breath was thick and foul. Only Pilgrim had cultivated himself from youth, gnawing pine nuts and chewing cypress, living on peaches and fruit—his breath was pure and clear. The Great Sage stepped up, set his thunder god's snout to the emperor's lips, and blew one long breath down his throat—down through the twelve-storied tower, around the Hall of Light, straight to the cinnabar field, and back up from the Bubbling Spring to the Mud-Palace in the skull. With a great rush the king's breath gathered and his spirit returned. He rolled over, flexed his fists and bent his legs, and cried: "Master!" On both knees in the dust he said: "Last night, a ghost, I came to call. Who knew that at dawn today my yang spirit would return?" Tripitaka hurried to raise him: "Your Majesty, none of this is my doing. Thank my disciples." Pilgrim laughed: "Master, what talk. The saying goes: 'A house has no second master.' Accepting one bow from him costs you nothing."
Tripitaka, much embarrassed, raised the emperor, and they went into the meditation hall together. The emperor bowed to Bajie, Pilgrim, and Sha Monk as well, and only then took his seat. The temple's monks had got the morning meal ready and were coming in to serve it—and saw the emperor in his dripping clothes. Every one gaped; every one whispered. Pilgrim Sun jumped out: "Monks, no gaping. This is the King of Black-Rooster, your true sovereign. Three years ago a monster took his life; last night Old Sun brought him back. We are going into his city now to tell the false from the true. If the meal is ready, set it out. We'll eat and be gone." The monks brought water, washed his face, and changed his clothes. They stripped off the emperor's ochre-yellow robe; the temple's priest-official dressed him in two cotton robes; they untied the Lantian sash and girt him with a yellow silk cord; they pulled off the carefree shoes and swapped in a pair of old monk's slippers. Then all ate the morning meal, and the horses were saddled.
Pilgrim asked, "Bajie, how heavy is the luggage?" Bajie said, "Brother, I shoulder it every day and never thought to weigh it." Pilgrim said, "Split the one load in two. You carry one load; give the other to this emperor. We are going into the city early, on business." Bajie was delighted: "Luck, luck! Carrying him here cost me no end of effort—and now that he's alive, it turns out he's a stand-in." The Idiot worked his little scheme: he split the luggage, got a carrying pole from the temple, took the lighter half himself, and gave the heavier half to the emperor. Pilgrim laughed: "Your Majesty, dressed like that, shouldering a load, walking with us—does that wrong you?" The king knelt in haste: "Master, you are father and mother reborn to me. Never mind carrying a load: I would willingly hold your whip and drop your stirrup, serve you gentlemen, and go with you all the way to the Western Heaven." Pilgrim said, "We don't want you in the Western Heaven. There is a reason inside it. You need only carry the load forty li into the city. Once the monster is caught, you go back to being emperor, and we go back to fetching scriptures." Hearing this, Bajie said, "So he carries only forty li, and this old pig is the hired hand for life." Pilgrim said, "Brother, no nonsense. Out front and lead the way, quickly."
Truly, Bajie led the emperor ahead; Sha Monk helped his master into the saddle; Pilgrim followed behind. The temple's five hundred monks, in fine order, playing soft music, all saw them out beyond the mountain gate. Pilgrim laughed: "Monks, no need to see us far. If any official gets wind, my plans may leak, and that would spoil things. Back quickly, back quickly. Only—get the emperor's robes and regalia cleaned and ready, and bring them into the city tonight or at dawn. I will beg you some titles and rewards to thank you." The monks did as ordered and went back. Pilgrim stretched out his stride, caught up his master, and they pushed straight on. And so it is:
The west keeps its formula for finding the true; Metal and Wood in accord refine the spirit.The mother of elixir vainly hugs her muddled dream; the young one long mourns a stunted frame.The true lord must be sought at the bottom of a well; the Old Lord of heaven must be bowed to on high.Wake to form and emptiness, return to your nature: this truly is the Buddha's saving of those with the fate for it.
On the road, not half a day, and the city walls were near in view. Tripitaka said, "Wukong, that ahead must be Black-Rooster." Pilgrim said, "It is. Hurry into the city; there is business." Master and disciples entered the city: the streets neat with well-dressed people, the scene bustling; phoenix towers and dragon halls, splendid past telling. There is a poem to prove it. The poem says:
Palaces and towers past the seas like a sovereign land; songs and dances in the streets like the early Tang.Flowers greet the jeweled fans, red clouds wheeling; sunlight on bright robes, an emerald mist of light.The peacock screen spreads, incense haze pouring out; pearl curtains rolled, colored banners flying.A scene of true peace, worth all congratulation: the officials stand in silent ranks with no memorial to read.
Tripitaka dismounted: "Disciples, let us go into the palace now and have our travel papers stamped—no need to trouble another office." Pilgrim said, "Well said. We brothers all go in—the more of us, the better the talking." The Tang monk said, "All go in, then. No rustic manners. Do the sovereign's courtesy first, and talk after." Pilgrim said, "The sovereign's courtesy means bowing to the ground, then." Tripitaka said, "Yes—the full rite: five bows and three knockings of the head." Pilgrim laughed: "Master, that will not do. Bowing to him would be plain folly. Let me walk in front and manage it. If he has words, let me answer. If I bow, you bow; if I squat, you squat." See the trouble-stirring Monkey King lead them to the palace gate and tell the gate commissioner: "We are sent under the throne of the great Tang in the Land of the East to worship the Buddha in the west and seek the scriptures. We have come to have our travel papers stamped. Please convey this, sir, so no good work is delayed." The gate official went in through the Upright Gate, knelt on the crimson steps, and reported: "Outside the palace gate are five monks who say they are the imperial envoys of the Tang of the Land of the East, bound west to worship the Buddha and seek the scriptures. They have come to have their papers stamped. Not daring to enter unbidden, they wait outside for the summons." The demon king ordered them summoned in.
The Tang monk entered the palace with the rest, the restored king following. Walking along, he could not keep the tears from his cheeks, and thought in his heart: "Pitiable! My bronze-peck measure of rivers and mountains, my iron-walled state—and who knew he would steal it in the dark?" Pilgrim said, "Your Majesty, no grieving—it may leak the secret. This staff is twitching in my ear; today it is sure to earn its merit. I will beat the demon down and sweep the evil away, and these rivers and mountains will be yours again before long." The king dared not dispute it: he tugged his sleeve across his tears and followed, ready to die if need be, straight to the foot of the Golden Chime Hall. There stood the two ranks of civil and military, the four hundred court officials, every one imposing and grave, every face proud.
Pilgrim led the Tang monk to stand before the white jade steps, straight and unmoving. The officials below the steps were all taken aback: "What fools these monks are! Why don't they bow to our king? Not one word of greeting? Not one salute? What boldness, what rudeness!" Before the words were done, the demon king spoke: "Where do those monks come from?" Pilgrim answered with head high: "I am of the southern continent, of the great Tang in the Land of the East, sent by imperial commission to the Western Regions, to the great Thunderclap Monastery in India, to worship the living Buddha and seek the true scriptures. Come to this country, I would not pass through empty-handed: I have come to have my travel papers stamped." Hearing this, the demon king grew angry inside: "So it is the Land of the East. I send no tribute to your court and hold no traffic with your country. How dare you stand on terms with me and refuse the obeisance?" Pilgrim laughed: "My Land of the East founded the celestial court of old and has long been called the sovereign state. You are a border land of the lower earth. The old saying goes: 'The emperor of the sovereign state is father and lord; the emperor of a lower state is vassal and son.' And you have not even received me—yet you dispute my not bowing?" The demon king raged and told his civil and military officers: "Seize that wild monk!" At the word "seize," see the officials all surging forward together. Pilgrim gave a shout and pointed with his finger: "Hold!" That one point fixed them all with the body-fixing spell, and not an officer could move. Truly: the guards before the steps like wooden puppets, the generals in the hall like men of clay.
Seeing the civil and military all fixed where they stood, the demon king leaped up, jumped from the dragon bed, and came to seize them himself. The Monkey King rejoiced inside: "Good—just what Old Sun wanted. Now, cast-iron head or no, one touch of my staff punches a hole in it." Just as he moved, out from the side, unexpected, stepped a star of rescue. Who? The prince of the King of Black-Rooster. He hurried up, caught the demon king's court robes, knelt before him, and said: "Father, calm your anger." The monster asked, "What is it, child?" The prince said, "Let your son report: three years ago we heard of a holy monk sent under the Tang throne of the Land of the East to worship the Buddha in the west and seek the scriptures—and who knew he would only reach our country today. Your august temper is fierce. If you seize these monks and behead them, I fear that some day the great Tang will hear of it and kindle in wrath. Consider: Li Shimin calls himself king, has united the rivers and mountains, and is not satisfied even so—he has crossed the seas on campaigns. If he learned our king had harmed his sworn-brother monk, he would surely raise armies and mount horses to make war on us. Our soldiers are few, our generals slight—regret would come too late. I beg Father to follow your son's counsel: question those four monks first, learn their history plainly, establish their offense of failing to greet the royal carriage—and only then press charges."
All this, in truth, was the prince's careful heart, afraid harm would come to the Tang monk: he held the demon in place on purpose. He had no idea Pilgrim was spoiling for a fight. The demon king believed him, stood before the dragon bed, and roared: "Monk, when did you leave the Land of the East? On what errand did the Tang king send you for scriptures?" Pilgrim answered with head high: "My master is the Tang king's sworn brother, styled Tripitaka. One of the Tang king's chief ministers, Wei Zheng by name, in obedience to heaven's writ beheaded the old dragon of the Jing River in a dream. The Tang king, having dreamed his way through the courts of the dead and come back to life, then opened a great mass for land and water, to ferry all wronged souls and sinful ghosts. Because my master expounded the scriptures and showed mercy wide, he was taught by the Bodhisattva Guanyin of the Southern Sea to come west. My master made his great vow gladly and with all his heart, faithful to his country, and the Tang king granted him his travel papers. That was the third day before the full moon of the ninth month, the thirteenth year of Zhenguan of the great Tang, when he left the Land of the East. At Two-Bounds Mountain he took me as eldest disciple: surname Sun, named Wukong, called Pilgrim. At Gao Village on the edge of the country of Wusi he took his second disciple: surname Zhu, named Wuneng, called Bajie. At the Flowing Sand River he took his third disciple: the monk surnamed Sha, named Wujing. And only yesterday at Baolin Monastery, Built by Imperial Decree, he newly took a carrying-boy, a servant of the road." Hearing this, and having no way to search the Tang monk, the demon king turned clever words on Pilgrim, asking with angry eyes: "Monk, you left the Land of the East one man, and took on four. The three monks we might let pass—but a Daoist boy is hard to suffer. That carrying-boy was surely abducted. What is his name? Has he ordination papers or not? Bring him up and take his confession." The king trembled head to foot: "Master! How am I to make a confession?" Pilgrim Sun pinched him: "Don't be afraid. I'll confess for you."
The Great Sage hurried forward and called out to the monster: "Your Majesty, this old Daoist is dumb, and hard of hearing too. Only as a boy he traveled the western road once, so he knows the way. I know the whole root and branch of his story. I beg Your Majesty's indulgence: let me confess for him." The demon king said, "Then confess for him, and truthfully, and quickly—spare yourself trouble." Pilgrim said:
The one confessing: a boy of the road, old in years; dull, deaf, and dumb, his fortune spent.His ancestors dwelt here, of this very place; five years ago came ruin.No rain fell; the people dried and withered; king and commoner kept the fast alike.Incense burned, bodies bathed, prayers to heaven—and for ten thousand li, not a cloud.The people famine-struck, hanging as if by the heels—when from Zhongnan suddenly dropped a perfected master, a monster.Calling wind, summoning rain, he showed his powers—and then in the dark took the king's life.He pushed him down the courtyard well in the garden, and in the dark usurped the dragon's seat—no man could tell.Happily I came; the work was great; the dead raised to life, nothing barred.He gladly takes the vows, a carrying-boy, going west with the monks to worship at the western border.The one shaped like the king is the Daoist; and the Daoist has taken the true king's place.
Hearing this speech in the Golden Chime Hall, the demon king's heart knocked like a startled fawn, and red clouds rose on his face. He made to slip away at once—but he held no weapon in his hand. Turning, he saw a palace-guard general with a precious sword at his waist, fixed by Pilgrim's spell, standing there dazed and dumb. He stepped near, snatched the sword, mounted a cloud, and made off into the sky. Sha Monk fumed like thunder; Zhu Bajie shouted aloud, blaming Pilgrim for an over-hasty monkey: "If you had just talked a little slower, wouldn't you have held him steady? Now he has fled on a cloud—where do you chase him?" Pilgrim laughed: "Brothers, no shouting. We'll have the prince come down and bow to his father, the consorts and queen come out and bow to their husband"—and he spoke a spell, releasing the body-fixing spell—"and the officials wake and bow to their king, and learn he is the emperor in truth. Let the whole story be told, and all will be clear. Then I'll go after him." The Great Sage told Bajie and Sha Monk: "Guard them well—king and ministers, father and son, consorts and queen, and my master." At the word "gone" he was gone from sight.
He had leaped into the ninth-heaven clouds, eyes sweeping every quarter after the demon king. The beast had indeed fled for his life, making off to the northeast. Pilgrim gained on him and shouted: "Monster, where to? Old Sun is here!" The demon king whirled about, drew his precious sword, and shouted: "Pilgrim Sun, what a meddler you are! I took another man's throne—what business is it of yours, coming to even scores and leaking my secrets?" Pilgrim laughed: "You bold, brazen beast! Who said you might be emperor? If you knew it was Old Sun, you should have fled far. Why trouble my master, demanding a confession? That confession just now—true words, were they not? Stand your ground, if you are a man, and take Old Sun's staff." The demon twisted aside, and his precious sword flashed back at Pilgrim's face. They closed with each other—what a fight. Truly:
The Monkey King fierce, the demon king strong; blade meets staff, and neither gives an inch.Cloud and mist fill the sky and blind the three worlds—all for the setting up of a false king.
They fought some rounds, and the monster could no longer hold against the Monkey King. He turned and leaped back into the city by his old road, dashed into the crowd of officials before the white jade steps, shook himself, and changed into the very likeness of the Tang monk—and stood there hand in hand with him before the steps. The Great Sage caught up, staff rising to strike. The monster said, "Disciple, don't strike—it is I." Pilgrim whipped round to strike the other Tang monk—and that one said, "Disciple, don't strike—it is I." Two Tang monks exactly alike, past telling apart. "If one stroke killed the monster's copy, that would be merit done. But if one stroke killed my true master—what then?" He could only stop his hand and call Bajie and Sha Monk: "Which is the monster, which my master? Point him out to me, and I'll strike him." Bajie said, "You two were fighting and shouting up in the air. I glanced up and there were two masters already—and I cannot tell true from false."
Hearing this, Pilgrim pinched the sign and spoke a spell, calling on the guardian devas, the six Dings and six Jias, the guardians of the five quarters, the duty officers of the four watches, the eighteen sangha-guardians of the train, the local earth god, and the mountain god of the place: "Old Sun has come here to beat a demon, and the demon has taken my master's shape—same flesh, same air, past telling. Let those of you who know the truth in secret bring my master up the hall steps, and leave the monster for me to take." The monster, a deft hand at clouds and mist, heard Pilgrim's words and jumped quickly up onto the jeweled hall. And Pilgrim raised his staff and struck at the Tang monk. Pitiful! Had those gods not come at his call, that one blow would have pounded twenty Tang monks to meat paste! Happily the gods caught the iron staff: "Great Sage, the monster rides clouds—he is already gone up into the hall." Pilgrim hurried up the hall steps, and the monster jumped back down, seized the Tang monk, and melted into the crowd again—still past telling.
Pilgrim was out of humor—and seeing Bajie smirking beside him, he raged: "What are you smirking at, you clod? Two masters now—two to call, two to answer, two to wait on! You are delighted with yourself!" Bajie laughed: "Brother, you call me the Idiot, but you are the greater fool. If you cannot tell the masters apart, why wear yourself out? Put up with a little headache, have my master recite that spell of his, and Sha Monk and I will take one each and listen. The one who cannot recite is the monster, sure enough. What is hard about that?" Pilgrim said, "Brother, that is it. True: only three know that spell. It came first from the very heart of our Buddha the Tathagata, was passed to the Bodhisattva Guanyin, and from her to my master—no one else alive knows it. Very well: Master, recite it." And the Tang monk truly began to recite. How could the demon king know it? He hummed and hawed at random. Bajie said, "The one humming there is the monster." He let go, raised his rake, and struck. The demon king leaped up, took to the clouds, and fled.
Fine Bajie: one shout, and he too was up on a cloud in pursuit. Sha Monk, startled, left the Tang monk, drew his precious staff, and struck after. The Tang monk stopped reciting. The Great Sage Sun, bearing the ache in his head, gripped the iron staff and gave chase in the air. Ah! Now: three fierce monks ringed round one brazen demon. Bajie and Sha Monk pressed him from either side with rake and staff. Pilgrim laughed: "If I go at him face to face again, he fears me a little—he will slip away. Let Old Sun leap high and come down with a garlic-crusher blow, and finish him."
The Great Sage rode his lucky light up into the ninth heaven, hand raised for the killing stroke—when from a colored cloud to the northeast a stern voice called: "Wukong Sun, hold your hand." Pilgrim turned to look: it was the Bodhisattva Manjushri. He quickly drew back the staff and saluted: "Bodhisattva, where are you bound?" Manjushri said, "I have come to take this monster off your hands." Pilgrim thanked him: "Sorry for the trouble." The Bodhisattva drew the demon-revealing mirror from her sleeve and fixed the monster's true form in its light. Pilgrim called Bajie and Sha Monk over to see her, and in the mirror they looked: how fierce the demon king's true shape:
Eyes like glazed bowls; a head like a roasting pan.Body the indigo of high summer; four paws the frost of late autumn.Two ears hanging limp; a tail like a long broom.Blue fur bristling with fierce spirit; red eyes flashing golden light.Flat teeth ranked like jade tablets; round whiskers bristling like hard spears.Seen true in the mirror: Manjushri's own lion king.
Pilgrim said, "Bodhisattva, this is a blue-maned lion of your own seat. How did it slip off and become a spirit—and you never called it home?" The Bodhisattva said, "Wukong, it did not slip away. It came by the Buddha's edict." Pilgrim said, "A beast turns spirit, usurps a throne—and all by the Buddha's edict. Old Sun suffers beatings guarding the Tang monk, and not one writ of commission has he been given." The Bodhisattva said, "You do not know the story. This king of Black-Rooster loved goodness and fed monks, so the Buddha sent me to ferry him west, to become soon a golden-bodied arhat. As I could not meet him in my own form, I became a common monk and asked him for alms. He was nettled by a few words of mine. Not knowing me for a good spirit, he bound me with a rope and threw me into the Royal Water River, where I soaked three days and three nights. Only the Golden-Bodied One of the Six Jias freed me and saw me back west, and told the Tathagata. The Tathagata sent this monster to shove the king down a well and soak him three years—to pay my three days' water calamity. 'Every sip and every peck is settled beforehand.' Now that you have come, the account is closed." Pilgrim said, "You have settled your private 'sip and peck' grudge—but who knows how many people that monster harmed?" The Bodhisattva said, "He harmed no one. In the three years since he came, rains fell in season, the state was at peace, the people secure. Where is the harm?" Pilgrim said, "So be it. But the queens of the three palaces slept and rose with him. He fouled their bodies and wrecked every bond of duty and kin. And that is called harming no one?" The Bodhisattva said, "He could foul no one. He is a gelded lion." Hearing this, Bajie stepped up and gave him a feel, laughing: "Then this monster is the drinker with the blotchy nose who never touches wine—carrying the name for nothing." Pilgrim said, "So be it. Take him away, then. If the Bodhisattva had not come herself, I would never have spared his life."
The Bodhisattva spoke a spell and cried: "Beast! How long before you return to the right?" Then the demon king showed his true form. The Bodhisattva cast a lotus flower to hold the monster fast, seated herself on his back, and rode her lucky light, taking leave of Pilgrim. Ah!
Straight back to Mount Wutai she turned, to hear the scriptures beneath the jeweled lotus seat.
But how would the Tang monk and his disciples leave the city? Listen to the next chapter to find out.