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第二十七回 屍魔三戲唐三藏 聖僧恨逐美猴王
卻說三藏師徒次日天明收拾前進,那鎮元子與行者結為兄弟,兩人情投意合,決不肯放,又安排管待,一連住了五六日。那長老自服了草還丹,真似脫胎換骨,神爽體健。他取經心重,那裡肯淹留,無已,遂行。
師徒別了上路,早見一座高山。三藏道:「徒弟,前面有山險峻,恐馬不能前,大家須仔細仔細。」行者道:「師父放心,我等自然理會。」好猴王,他在馬前橫擔著棒,剖開山路,上了高崖,看不盡:
峰巖重疊,澗壑彎環。虎狼成陣走,麂鹿作群行。無數獐𤜱鑽簇簇,滿山狐兔聚叢叢。千尺大蟒,萬丈長蛇。大蟒噴愁霧,長蛇吐怪風。道旁荊棘牽漫,嶺上松柟秀麗。薜蘿滿目,芳草連天。影落滄溟北,雲開斗柄南。萬古常含元氣老,千峰巍列日光寒。
那長老馬上心驚。孫大聖佈施手段,舞著鐵棒,哮吼一聲,諕得那狼蟲顛竄,虎豹奔逃。
師徒們入此山,正行到嵯峨之處,三藏道:「悟空,我這一日,肚中饑了,你去那裡化些齋吃。」行者陪笑道:「師父好不聰明。這等半山之中,前不巴村,後不著店,有錢也沒買處,教往那裡尋齋?」三藏心中不快,口裡罵道:「你這猴子!想你在兩界山,被如來壓在石匣之內,口能言,足不能行,也虧我救你性命,摩頂受戒,做了我的徒弟。怎麼不肯努力,常懷懶惰之心?」行者道:「弟子亦頗慇懃,何嘗懶惰?」三藏道:「你既慇懃,何不化齋我吃?我肚饑怎行?況此地山嵐瘴氣,怎麼得上雷音?」行者道:「師父休怪,少要言語。我知你尊性高傲,十分違慢了你,便要念那話兒咒。你下馬穩坐,等我尋那裡有人家處化齋去。」
行者將身一縱,跳上雲端裡,手搭涼篷,睜眼觀看。可憐西方路甚是寂寞,更無莊堡人家,正是多逢樹木,少見人煙去處。看多時,只見正南上有一座高山,那山向陽處,有一片鮮紅的點子。行者按下雲頭道:「師父,有吃的了。」那長老問甚東西。行者道:「這裡沒人家化飯,那南山有一片紅的,想必是熟透了的山桃,我去摘幾個來你充饑。」三藏喜道:「出家人若有桃子吃,就為上分了。」行者取了缽盂,縱起祥光,你看他觔斗幌幌,冷氣颼颼,須臾間,奔南山摘桃不題。
卻說常言有云:「山高必有怪,嶺峻卻生精。」果然這山上有一個妖精,孫大聖去時,驚動那怪。他在雲端裡踏著陰風,看見長老坐在地下,就不勝歡喜道:「造化,造化。幾年家人都講東土的唐和尚取大乘,他本是金蟬子化身,十世修行的原體,有人吃他一塊肉,長壽長生。真個今日到了。」那妖精上前就要拿他,只見長老左右手下有兩員大將護持,不敢攏身。他說兩員大將是誰?說是八戒、沙僧。八戒、沙僧雖沒甚麼大本事,然八戒是天蓬元帥,沙僧是捲簾大將,他的威氣尚不曾泄,故不敢攏身。妖精說:「等我且戲他戲,看怎麼說。」
好妖精,停下陰風,在那山凹裡搖身一變,變做個月貌花容的女兒,說不盡那眉清目秀,齒白唇紅。左手提著一個青砂罐兒,右手提著一個綠磁瓶兒,從西向東,徑奔唐僧:
聖僧歇馬在山巖,忽見裙釵女近前。翠袖輕搖籠玉筍,湘裙斜拽顯金蓮。汗流粉面花含露,塵拂蛾眉柳帶煙。仔細定睛觀看處,看看行至到身邊。
三藏見了,叫:「八戒、沙僧,悟空才說這裡曠野無人,你看那裡不走出一個人來了?」八戒道:「師父,你與沙僧坐著,等老豬去看看來。」
那獃子放下釘鈀,整整直裰,擺擺搖搖,充作個斯文氣象,一直的靦面相迎。真個是遠看未實,近看分明,那女子生得:
冰肌藏玉骨,衫領露酥胸。柳眉積翠黛,杏眼閃銀星。月樣容儀俏,天然性格清。體似燕藏柳,聲如鶯囀林。半放海棠籠曉日,才開芍藥弄春晴。
那八戒見他生得俊俏,獃子就動了凡心,忍不住胡言亂語,叫道:「女菩薩,往那裡去?手裡提著是甚麼東西?」分明是個妖怪,他卻不能認得。那女子連聲答應道:「長老,我這青罐裡是香米飯,綠瓶裡是炒麵筋。特來此處無他故,因還誓願要齋僧。」八戒聞言,滿心歡喜,急抽身,就跑了個豬顛風,報與三藏道:「師父,『吉人自有天報』,師父餓了,教師兄去化齋,那猴子不知那裡摘桃兒耍子去了。桃子吃多了,也有些嘈人,又有些下墜。你看那不是個齋僧的來了?」唐僧不信道:「你這個夯貨胡纏。我們走了這向,好人也不曾遇著一個,齋僧的從何而來!」八戒道:「師父,這不到了?」
三藏一見,連忙跳起身來,合掌當胸道:「女菩薩,你府上在何處住?是甚人家?有甚願心,來此齋僧?」分明是個妖精,那長老也不認得。那妖精見唐僧問他來歷,他立地就起個虛情,花言巧語,來賺哄道:「師父,此山叫做蛇回獸怕的白虎嶺,正西下面是我家。我父母在堂,看經好善,廣齋方上遠近僧人。只因無子,求神作福,生了奴奴。欲扳門第,配嫁他人,又恐老來無倚,只得將奴招了一個女婿,養老送終。」三藏聞言道:「女菩薩,你語言差了。聖經云:『父母在,不遠遊,遊必有方。』你既有父母在堂,又與你招了女婿,有願心,教你男子還,便也罷,怎麼自家在山行走?又沒個侍兒隨從。這個是不遵婦道了。」那女子笑吟吟,忙陪俏語道:「師父,我丈夫在山北凹裡,帶幾個客子鋤田。這是奴奴煮的午飯,送與那些人吃的。只為五黃六月,無人使喚,父母又年老,所以親身來送。忽遇三位遠來,卻思父母好善,故將此飯齋僧,如不棄嫌,願表芹獻。」三藏道:「善哉!善哉!我有徒弟摘果子去了,就來。我不敢吃,假如我和尚吃了你飯,你丈夫曉得,罵你,卻不罪坐貧僧也?」那女子見唐僧不肯吃,卻又滿面春生道:「師父啊,我父母齋僧,還是小可;我丈夫更是個善人,一生好的是修橋補路,愛老憐貧。但聽見說這飯送與師父吃了,他與我夫妻情上,比尋常更是不同。」三藏也只是不吃。
旁邊卻惱壞了八戒,那獃子努著嘴,口裡埋怨道:「天下和尚也無數,不曾像我這個老和尚罷軟。現成的飯,三分兒倒不吃,只等那猴子來,做四分才吃。」他不容分說,一嘴把個罐子拱倒,就要動口。只見那行者自南山頂上摘了幾個桃子,托著缽盂,一觔斗,點將回來,睜火眼金睛觀看,認得那女子是個妖精,放下缽盂,掣鐵棒,當頭就打。諕得個長老用手扯住道:「悟空,你走將來打誰?」行者道:「師父,你面前這個女子,莫當做個好人,他是個妖精,要來騙你哩。」三藏道:「你這個猴頭,當時倒也有些眼力,今日如何亂道?這女菩薩有此善心,將這飯要齋我等,你怎麼說他是個妖精?」行者笑道:「師父,你那裡認得。老孫在水簾洞裡做妖魔時,若想人肉吃,便是這等:或變金銀,或變莊臺,或變醉人,或變女色。有那等痴心的愛上我,我就迷他到洞裡,盡意隨心,或蒸或煮受用;吃不了,還要曬乾了防天陰哩。師父,我若來遲,你定入他套子,遭他毒手。」那唐僧那裡肯信,只說是個好人。行者道:「師父,我知道你了,你見他那等容貌,必然動了凡心。若果有此意,叫八戒伐幾棵樹來,沙僧尋些草來,我做木匠,就在這裡搭個窩鋪,你與他圓房成事,我們大家散了,卻不是件事業?何必又跋涉,取甚經去?」那長老原是個軟善的人,那裡吃得他這句言語,羞得光頭徹耳通紅。
三藏正在此羞慚,行者又發起性來,掣鐵棒,望妖精劈臉一下。那怪物有些手段,使個「解屍法」,見行者棍子來時,他卻抖擻精神,預先走了,把一個假屍首打死在地下。諕得個長老戰戰兢兢,口中作念道:「這猴著然無禮,屢勸不從,無故傷人性命。」行者道:「師父莫怪,你且來看看這罐子裡是甚東西?」沙僧攙著長老,近前看時,那裡是甚香米飯,卻是一罐子拖尾巴的長蛆;也不是麵觔,卻是幾個青蛙、癩蝦蟆,滿地亂跳。長老才有三分兒信了。怎禁豬八戒氣不忿,在傍漏八分兒唆嘴道:「師父,說起這個女子,他是此間農婦,因為送飯下田,路遇我等,卻怎麼栽他是個妖怪?哥哥的棍重,走將來試手打他一下,不期就打殺了。怕你念甚麼緊箍兒咒,故意的使個障眼法兒,變做這等樣東西,演幌你眼,使不念咒哩。」
三藏自此一言,就是晦氣到了。果然信那獃子攛唆,手中捻訣,口裡念咒。行者就叫:「頭疼,頭疼。莫念,莫念,有話便說。」唐僧道:「有甚話說?出家人時時常要方便,念念不離善心,掃地恐傷螻蟻命,愛惜飛蛾紗罩燈。你怎麼步步行兇,打死這個無故平人,取將經來何用?你回去罷。」行者道:「師父,你教我回那裡去?」唐僧道:「我不要你做徒弟。」行者道:「你不要我做徒弟,只怕你西天路去不成。」唐僧道:「我命在天,該那個妖精蒸了吃,就是煮了,也算不過。終不然,你救得我的大限?你快回去。」行者道:「師父,我回去便也罷了,只是不曾報得你的恩哩。」唐僧道:「我與你有甚恩?」那大聖聞言,連忙跪下叩頭道:「老孫因大鬧天宮,致下了傷身之難,被我佛壓在兩界山。幸觀音菩薩與我受了戒行,幸師父救脫吾身。若不與你同上西天,顯得我知恩不報非君子,萬古千秋作罵名。」原來這唐僧是個慈憫的聖僧,他見行者哀告,卻也回心轉意道:「既如此說,且饒你這一次,再休無禮。如若仍前作惡,這咒語顛倒就念二十遍。」行者道:「三十遍也由你,只是我不打人了。」卻才伏侍唐僧上馬,又將摘來桃子奉上。唐僧在馬上也吃了幾個,權且充饑。
卻說那妖精脫命昇空,原來行者那一棒不曾打殺妖精,妖精出神去了。他在那雲端裡咬牙切齒,暗恨行者道:「幾年只聞得講他手段,今日果然話不虛傳。那唐僧已是不認得我,將要吃飯。若低頭聞一聞兒,我就一把撈住,卻不是我的人了?不期被他走來,弄破我這勾當,又幾乎被他打了一棒。若饒了這個和尚,誠然是勞而無功也,我還下去戲他一戲。」
好妖精,按落陰雲,在那前山坡下搖身一變,變作個老婦人,年滿八旬,手拄著一根彎頭竹杖,一步一聲的哭著走來。八戒見了,大驚道:「師父,不好了,那媽媽兒來尋人了。」唐僧道:「尋甚人?」八戒道:「師兄打殺的定是他女兒,這個定是他娘尋將來了。」行者道:「兄弟莫要胡說,那女子十八歲,這老婦有八十歲,怎麼六十多歲還生產?斷乎是個假的,等老孫去看來。」
好行者,拽開步,走近前觀看,那怪物:
假變一婆婆,兩鬢如冰雪。走路慢騰騰,行步虛怯怯。弱體瘦伶仃,臉如枯菜葉。顴骨望上翹,嘴唇往下別。老年不比少年時,滿臉都是荷葉摺。
行者認得他是妖精,更不理論,舉棒照頭便打。那怪見棍子起時,依然抖擻,又出化了元神,脫真兒去了,把個假屍首又打死在山路傍之下。
唐僧一見,驚下馬來,睡在路傍,更無二話,只是把緊箍兒咒顛倒足足念了二十遍。可憐把個行者頭勒得似個亞腰兒葫蘆,十分疼痛難忍,滾將來哀告道:「師父莫念了,有甚話說了罷。」唐僧道:「有甚話說?出家人耳聽善言,不墮地獄。我這般勸化你,你怎麼只是行兇?把平人打死一個,又打死一個,此是何說?」行者道:「他是妖精。」唐僧道:「這個猴子胡說,就有這許多妖怪?你是個無心向善之輩,有意作惡之人,你去罷。」行者道:「師父又教我去?回去便也回去了,只是一件不相應。」唐僧道:「你有甚麼不相應處?」八戒道:「師父,他要和你分行李哩。跟著你做了這幾年和尚,不成空著手回去?你把那包袱內的甚麼舊褊衫,破帽子、分兩件與他罷。」
行者聞言,氣得暴跳道:「我把你這個尖嘴的夯貨!老孫一向秉教沙門,更無一毫嫉妒之意,貪戀之心,怎麼要分甚麼行李?」唐僧道:「你既不嫉妒貪戀,如何不去?」行者道:「實不瞞師父說,老孫五百年前,居花果山水簾洞大展英雄之際,收降七十二洞邪魔,手下有四萬七千小怪,頭戴的是紫金冠,身穿的是赭黃袍,腰繫的是藍田帶,足踏的是步雲履,手執的是如意金箍棒,著實也曾為人。自從涅槃罪度,削髮秉正沙門,跟你做了徒弟,把這個金箍兒勒在我頭上,若回去,卻也難見故鄉人。師父果若不要我,把那個鬆箍兒咒念一念,退下這個箍子,交付與你,套在別人頭上,我就快活相應了,也是跟你一場。莫不成這些人意兒也沒有了?」唐僧大驚道:「悟空,我當時只是菩薩暗受一卷緊箍兒咒,卻沒有甚麼鬆箍兒咒。」行者道:「若無松箍兒咒,你還帶我去走走罷。」長老又沒奈何道:「你且起來,我再饒你這一次,卻不可再行兇了。」行者道:「再不敢了。再不敢了。」又伏侍師父上馬,剖路前進。
卻說那妖精原來行者第二棍也不曾打殺他。那怪物在半空中誇獎不盡道:「好個猴王,著然有眼,我那般變了去,他也還認得我。這些和尚他去得快,若過此山,西下四十里,就不伏我所管了。若是被別處妖魔撈了去,好道就笑破他人口,使碎自家心。我還下去戲他一戲。」
好妖精,按聳陰風,在山坡下搖身一變,變做一個老公公,真個是:
白髮如彭祖,蒼髯賽壽星。耳中鳴玉磬,眼裡幌金星。手拄龍頭拐,身穿鶴氅輕。數珠掐在手,口誦南無經。
唐僧在馬上見了,心中大喜道:「阿彌陀佛!西方真是福地,那公公路也走不上來,逼法的還念經哩。」八戒道:「師父,你且莫要誇獎,那個是禍的根哩。」唐僧道:「怎麼是禍根?」八戒道:「師兄打殺他的女兒,又打殺他的婆子,這個正是他的老兒尋將來了。我們若撞在他的懷裡啊,師父,你便償命,該個死罪;把老豬為從,問個充軍;沙僧喝令,問個擺站。那師兄使個遁法走了,卻不苦了我們三個頂缸?」
行者聽見道:「這個獃根,這等胡說,可不諕了師父?等老孫再去看看。」他把棍藏在身邊,走上前,迎著怪物,叫聲:「老官兒,往那裡去?怎麼又走路,又念經?」那妖精錯認了定盤星,把孫大聖也當做個等閑的,遂答道:「長老啊,我老漢祖居此地,一生好善齋僧,看經念佛。命裡無兒,止生得一個小女,招了個女婿。今早送飯下田,想是遭逢虎口。老妻先來找尋,也不見回去。全然不知下落,老漢特來尋看。果然是傷殘他命,也沒奈何,將他骸骨收拾回去,安葬塋中。」行者笑道:「我是個做𡤫虎的祖宗,你怎麼袖子裡籠了個鬼兒來哄我?你瞞了諸人,瞞不過我,我認得你是個妖精。」那妖精諕得頓口無言。行者掣出棒來,自忖道:「若要不打他,顯得他倒弄個風兒;若要打他,又怕師父念那話兒咒語。」又思量道:「不打殺他,他一時間抄空兒把師父撈了去,卻不又費心勞力去救他?還打的是。就一棍子打殺,師父念起那咒,常言道:『虎毒不吃兒。』憑著我巧言花語,嘴伶舌便,哄他一哄,好道也罷了。」好大聖,念動咒語,叫當坊土地、本處山神道:「這妖精三番來戲弄我師父,這一番卻要打殺他。你與我在半空中作證,不許走了。」眾神聽令,誰敢不從,都在雲端裡照應。那大聖棍起處,打倒妖魔,才斷絕了靈光。
那唐僧在馬上又諕得戰戰兢兢,口不能言。八戒在傍邊又笑道:「好行者,風發了,只行了半日路,倒打死三個人。」唐僧正要念咒,行者急到馬前叫道:「師父莫念,莫念,你且來看看他的模樣。」卻是一堆粉骷髏在那裡。唐僧大驚道:「悟空,這個人才死了,怎麼就化作一堆骷髏?」行者道:「他是個潛靈作怪的僵尸,在此迷人敗本,被我打殺,他就現了本相。他那脊梁上有一行字,叫做『白骨夫人』。」唐僧聞說,倒也信了。怎禁那八戒傍邊唆嘴道:「師父,他的手重棍兇,把人打死,只怕你念那話兒,故意變化這個模樣,掩你的眼目哩。」唐僧果然耳軟,又信了他,隨復念起。行者禁不得疼痛,跪於路傍,只叫:「莫念,莫念,有話快說了罷。」唐僧道:「猴頭,還有甚說話?出家人行善,如春園之草,不見其長,日有所增;行惡之人,如磨刀之石,不見其損,日有所虧。你在這荒郊野外,一連打死三人,還是無人檢舉,沒有對頭;倘到城市之中,人煙湊集之所,你拿了那哭喪棒,一時不知好歹,亂打起人來,撞出大禍,教我怎的脫身?你回去罷。」行者道:「師父錯怪了我也。這廝分明是個妖魔,他實有心害你。我倒打死他,替你除了害,你卻不認得,反信了那獃子讒言冷語,屢次逐我。常言道:『事不過三。』我若不去,真是個下流無恥之徒。我去,我去。去便去了,只是你手下無人。」唐僧發怒道:「這潑猴越發無禮。看起來,只你是人,那悟能、悟淨就不是人?」
那大聖一聞得說他兩個是人,止不住傷情悽慘,對唐僧道聲:「苦啊!你那時節出了長安,有劉伯欽送你上路。到兩界山,救我出來,投拜你為師。我曾穿古洞,入深林,擒魔捉怪,收八戒,得沙僧,吃盡千辛萬苦。今日昧著惺惺使糊塗,只教我回去。這才是:『鳥盡弓藏,兔死狗烹!』罷,罷,罷,但只是多了那緊箍兒咒。」唐僧道:「我再不念了。」行者道:「這個難說。若到那毒魔苦難處不得脫身,八戒、沙僧救不得你,那時節想起我來,忍不住又念誦起來。就是十萬里路,我的頭也是疼的,假如再來見你,不如不作此意。」
唐僧見他言言語語,越添惱怒,滾鞍下馬來,叫沙僧包袱內取出紙筆,即於澗下取水,石上磨墨,寫了一紙貶書,遞於行者道:「猴頭,執此為照,再不要你做徒弟了;如再與你相見,我就墮了阿鼻地獄。」行者連忙接了貶書道:「師父,不消發誓,老孫去罷。」他將書摺了,留在袖內,卻又軟款唐僧道:「師父,我也是跟你一場,又蒙菩薩指教,今日半塗而廢,不曾成得功果,你請坐,受我一拜,我也去得放心。」唐僧轉回身不睬,口裡唧唧噥噥的道:「我是個好和尚,不受你歹人的禮。」大聖見他不睬,又使個身外法,把腦後毫毛拔了三根,吹口仙氣,叫:「變!」即變了三個行者,連本身四個,四面圍住師父下拜。那長老左右躲不脫,好道也受了一拜。
大聖跳起來,把身一抖,收上毫毛,卻又吩咐沙僧道:「賢弟,你是個好人,卻只要留心防著八戒詀言詀語,途中更要仔細。倘一時有妖精拿住師父,你就說老孫是他大徒弟,西方毛怪聞我的手段,不敢傷我師父。」唐僧道:「我是個好和尚,不題你這歹人的名字,你回去罷。」
那大聖見長老三番兩復,不肯轉意回心,沒奈何才去。你看他:
噙淚叩頭辭長老,含悲留意囑沙僧。一頭拭迸坡前草,兩腳蹬翻地上藤。上天下地如輪轉,跨海飛山第一能。頃刻之間不見影,霎時疾返舊途程。
你看他忍氣別了師父,縱觔斗雲,徑回花果山水簾洞去了。獨自個悽悽慘慘,忽聞得水聲聒耳。大聖在那半空裡看時,原來是東洋大海潮發的聲響。一見了,又想起唐僧,止不住腮邊淚墜,停雲住步,良久方去。
畢竟不知此去反復何如,且聽下回分解。
Musean translation
Mouseia’s complete machine-assisted Musean translation, made directly from the Chinese, passage for passage, covering all 100 chapters and 3,782 source paragraphs of the Traditional Chinese text.
The Corpse Demon Thrice Tries the Tripitaka Tang; the Holy Monk in Wrath Banishes the Handsome Monkey King
Now at daybreak the next morning Tripitaka and his disciples packed up to go on. But Zhenyuanzi and Pilgrim, sworn brothers now and of one mind and one heart, would not hear of parting, and laid on more entertainment; so they stayed five or six days together. The elder, having taken the Grass of the Returned Elixir, truly seemed reborn — body and bone exchanged, spirit clear, body hale. But his heart was set on the scriptures; stay he would not, and so at last they went.
Master and disciples took their leave and went on their way, and soon a high mountain came in sight. "Disciples," said Tripitaka, "the mountain ahead is sheer and perilous; I fear the horse cannot go forward. Let every one be careful, very careful." "Set your mind at rest, Master; we will see to it." Brave Monkey King! Across the road before the horse he carried his staff, cleaving a way up the mountain paths and on to the high crags — and there was no end to the view:
Peaks and crags fold upon fold; ravines and gorges wind and bend.Tigers and wolves go by in packs; muntjacs and deer move in herds.Countless roebuck burrow thick together; foxes and hares cluster over all the mountain.Pythons of a thousand feet; serpents of ten thousand spans.The pythons spout a mist of sorrow; the long snakes breathe a strange wind.Brambles drag and trail along the road; pines and nan-mu stand graceful on the ridges.Vines and moss fill the eye; fragrant grasses reach to heaven.Their shadows fall away north to the dark abyss; their clouds part southward at the Dipper's handle.Through ten thousand ages the old breath of the vital deep; a thousand peaks arrayed in grandeur, the sunlight cold.
The elder's heart quailed in the saddle. The Great Sage Sun put forth his arts: whirling the iron staff, with one thunder-shout he sent wolves and beasts tumbling headlong, tigers and leopards fleeing.
They entered the mountain, and just as they came to the craggy stretch, Tripitaka said: "Wukong, this whole day my belly has been hungry. Go somewhere and beg us some food." Pilgrim said with an apologetic smile, "Master, not very wise. Here in the half of the mountain, no village ahead, no inn behind, nowhere to buy with money in hand — where would you have me beg a meal?" Tripitaka took this ill and cursed: "You monkey! Recall the Two Boundaries Mountain, where the Tathagata had you pressed under a stone chest — mouth able to speak, feet unable to walk. It was I who saved your life, laid my hand on your crown, gave you the vows, made you my disciple. Why will you not exert yourself, forever nursing laziness in your heart?" "Your disciple is diligent enough; when was I lazy?" "If you are diligent, why not beg a meal for me? Hungry as I am, how do we travel? And in this mountain mist and miasma, how ever reach the Thunderclap?" "Do not be angry, Master; say less. I know your proud nature: cross you ever so little and you chant that spell. Dismount and sit steady while I find some household and beg the meal."
Pilgrim gave a spring and leaped into the clouds; shading his eyes with his hand he looked all about. Pitiable: the western road is desolate indeed, never a manor or household — a country of many trees and few hearth-smokes. He looked a long while and saw, due south, a high mountain; on its sunny side a patch of bright red dots. Pilgrim dropped the cloud and said, "Master, there is something to eat." "What thing?" asked the elder. "No household here to beg rice from. On that southern mountain a patch of red — mountain peaches, ripe through, most likely. I will pick some and ease your hunger." "For us religious," said Tripitaka gladly, "peaches to eat would be the highest of fortune." Pilgrim took the alms bowl, rose on his auspicious light, and see him: somersaults swaying, cold wind whistling — in a moment off to the southern mountain to pick peaches — but of this, no more.
Now the saying goes: a high mountain has always a monster, a steep ridge breeds a spirit. Truly on this mountain there was a demon, and as the Great Sage Sun went off he stirred the creature up. Treading her dark wind in the clouds she saw the elder sitting on the ground, and her joy was boundless. "Fortune, fortune! For years all the world has talked of the Tang monk of the east come fetching the Greater Vehicle. He is Golden Cicada incarnate, the original body of ten lives of cultivation. Whoever eats a piece of his flesh lives long and lives forever. And truly he is here today." The demon made to seize him on the spot — but on the elder's left hand and right stood two great captains guarding him, and she dared not close. And who were the two captains? Bajie and Sha Monk. Neither had any great skill, but Bajie had been Marshal Tianpeng and Sha Monk the Curtain-Raising General: their martial awe was not yet spent, and so she dared not close. "Let me play with him a little," said the demon, "and see how it goes."
Brave demon! She stilled her dark wind, and in the mountain hollow shook herself and changed into a girl with a moon's face and a flower's look — brows clean, eyes bright, teeth white, lips red, past all telling. In her left hand a green sandstone jar, in her right a green porcelain flask, she came from the west toward the east, straight at the Tang monk:
The holy monk rested his horse beneath the crag, and suddenly saw a damsel in skirts draw near.Kingfisher sleeves swayed lightly, hiding shoots of jade; a Xiang-silk skirt swung aslant, showing golden lotus feet.Sweat on her powdered face, like a flower bearing dew; dust brushed her moth brows, like willows trailed in mist.Fix your eyes and look intently: closer and closer she comes to his side.
Tripitaka saw her and called: "Bajie, Sha Monk — Wukong said but now this waste was empty of people. Do you see someone come walking out there?" "Master, sit with Sha Monk," said Bajie, "while old Pig goes to look."
The Idiot set down his rake, smoothed his gown, and swayed along, playing the man of breeding, straight to meet her face to face. Truly, far off it was not sure, but up close it was plain: the girl was like this —
Ice flesh hiding jade bone; at her collar's edge, a glimpse of soft breast.Willow brows deep in kingfisher dark; almond eyes flashing stars of silver.A moonlike beauty, deft and dainty; a temper natural and clear.Her body like a swallow hid in willows; her voice like an oriole turning in the wood.A crabapple half-open under the dawn sun; a peony just broken, toying with the spring sky.
Bajie, seeing her so pretty, felt his mortal heart stir; he could not hold his tongue, and blurted out: "Lady Bodhisattva, where are you bound? What is that in your hands?" A demon, plainly — but he could not know it. The girl answered sweetly: "Elder, in this green jar is fragrant rice; in the green flask, fried wheat-gluten. I came here for no other cause: to pay a vow, and feed monks." Bajie heard and his heart filled with joy; whipping about he careered off in a pig-gale, and reported to Tripitaka: "Master, heaven provides for the fortunate! You were hungry and sent our brother to beg; the monkey's gone off who knows where, picking peaches for his pleasure. Peaches, eaten to excess, set a body rumbling and drag one down. And look there — is not that a monk-feeder coming?" The Tang monk would not believe it. "You lumbering lout, no fooling. All this way we have met never a good soul — where would a monk-feeder come from?" "Master, here she is already," said Bajie.
Tripitaka at the sight sprang up at once and joined his palms at his breast: "Lady Bodhisattva, where does your house stand? What family are you? What vow brings you here to feed monks?" A demon, plainly — but the elder did not know it. The demon, questioned about her origins, stood and devised a false tale, with flowery words to beguile him: "Master, this mountain is called White Tiger Ridge, where serpents turn and beasts fear; west below it is my home. My parents are yet living; they read the sutras and love good works, and feed monks far and near. Having no son, they prayed the gods for blessing, and I was born. They thought to match me upward, to marry me out — but feared, in old age, to have none to lean on. So they took a son-in-law into the house, to support them and bury them." Tripitaka said: "Lady Bodhisattva, your words are wrong. The scripture says: while parents live, travel not far; if you travel, have your where and why. You have parents living, a husband taken in, a vow — send your man to pay it and be done. How come you walking the mountain alone, without a maid to follow? This is against the way of women." The girl, all smiles, made haste with pretty words: "Master, my husband is in the hollow on the north of the mountain with some hired hands, hoeing the fields. This rice is the noon meal I cooked, to carry to them. Only it is the heavy days of the fifth-and-sixth month, no one to send, and my parents old; so I brought it myself. Meeting you three from far away, and thinking of my parents' love of good works, I would feed you monks with this rice. If you will not scorn it, accept my humble offering." "Goodly! Goodly!" said Tripitaka. "My disciple is gone picking fruit; he will be back. I dare not eat: if this monk ate your rice and your husband learned of it and scolded you, would not the blame fall on me, a humble monk?" Seeing the Tang monk would not eat, her face filled with spring. "Master, my parents feeding monks is a small thing; my husband is a good man besides — all his life he has loved building bridges and mending roads, honoring the old, pitying the poor. If he heard this rice had gone to feed you, Master — between him and me, husband and wife, it would count beyond the ordinary." Still the Tripitaka would not eat.
Beside them Bajie was distressed past bearing. The Idiot pushed out his lips and grumbled: "Monks are numberless under heaven, but never one so spineless as this old monk of mine. The meal is here before him, and he will not touch it for three; he must wait for the monkey and make it four before he eats." Without leave or parley he butted the jar over with his snout and made to fall to. Just then Pilgrim, who had picked a few peaches on the southern mountaintop, came back somersaulting with the bowl on his palm, opened his fiery eyes and golden pupils, knew the girl for a demon, set down the bowl, drew the iron staff, and struck at her head. The elder, terrified, caught his arm. "Wukong, whom do you come striking?" "Master, do not take this girl before you for a good soul: she is a demon, come to deceive you." "You monkey-head, you had some eye in the old days — how do you talk wild now? This lady has the goodness to feed us with her rice, and you call her a demon?" Pilgrim laughed. "Master, how would you know it? When old Sun was a demon in the Water Curtain Cave and had a craving for man's flesh, it was just so: he turned into gold and silver, into a farmstead, into a drunken man, into a woman's beauty. Whichever fool fell in love with me, I lured him to the cave and enjoyed him at my will and leisure, steamed or boiled; and what I could not finish I dried in the sun against dark days. Master, had I come late, you would have walked into her snare for certain, and met her wicked hand." But the Tang monk would not believe it at all: a good soul, nothing more. "Master, I have your measure now," said Pilgrim. "At a face like that your mortal heart was certain to stir. If that is truly your wish, have Bajie fell a few trees, Sha Monk gather some grass, and I will play the carpenter: we raise you a bridal hut right here, you and she are wed, and we all scatter — there is an enterprise for you! Why trudge farther west to fetch what scriptures?" The elder, soft and good by nature, could not stomach these words: his bare scalp and both ears burned scarlet with shame.
While Tripitaka stood in his shame Pilgrim's temper broke out again; the iron staff swung and struck the demon full in the face. The creature had some craft: playing the art of casting off the corpse, at the sight of the staff coming she roused her spirit and slipped away beforehand, leaving a false body to be struck dead on the ground. The elder shook and trembled, murmuring: "This monkey is insolent past all telling. Warned again and again, he will not obey, and takes human life without cause." "Do not blame me, Master. Come look what is in this jar." Sha Monk helped the elder forward to look: no fragrant rice there, but a jarful of long-tailed maggots; no wheat-gluten either, but frogs and toads jumping about the ground. The elder was three-tenths persuaded. But Zhu Bajie, in his spite, leaned close and poured in the other eight parts: "Master, that girl was a farm wife of this very place, carrying the meal down to the fields, and she met us on the road. How can you pin demon on her? Our brother's staff is heavy: he came up to try his hand with one blow, and who knew it would kill her. Afraid of your Tight-Fillet Spell, he played some clouding art, changed the corpse into this stuff to trick your eyes — so you would spare him the spell."
With that one word Tripitaka's dark hour had arrived. He believed the Idiot's goading outright: he pinched the sign in his hand and chanted the spell. Pilgrim cried out: "My head! My head! Do not chant, do not chant — say what you have to say!" "What is there to say?" said the Tang monk. "We religious must be merciful at every hour; thought after thought must not leave the good heart: sweeping the ground, we fear to hurt the ants' lives; we shade the lamp with gauze, pitying the moths. How do you, step on step, deal death — kill this harmless commoner? What use to fetch scriptures then? Go back." "Master, where would you have me go back to?" "I do not want you for a disciple." "You do not want me for a disciple — but I fear you will never make the western road." "My life is with heaven. If that demon is fated to steam and eat me, to boil me — it is beyond reckoning anyway. Do you think you can overrule my appointed end? Go back, and quickly." "Master, go back I would — only I have not yet repaid your kindness." "What kindness do you owe me?" The Great Sage heard, dropped to his knees at once, and knocked his head: "For my havoc in the Heavenly Palace I brought the calamity on my body, and my Buddha pressed me under Two Boundaries Mountain. Blessed be the Bodhisattva Guanyin, who gave me the discipline; blessed be you, Master, who freed my body. Did I not go with you to the Western Heaven, I should be shown a wretch who knows a kindness and repays it not, my name cursed ten thousand ages." Now the Tang monk was a compassionate holy monk; seeing Pilgrim plead so piteously he turned his heart about. "Since you say so, I spare you this once. Offend no more. If you do evil as before, I will chant this spell round upon round, twenty times." "Thirty times, as you please — only I will strike no one." He helped the Tang monk into the saddle and presented the peaches he had picked; the Tang monk ate a few in the saddle to stay his hunger.
Now the demon had fled for her life into the sky: Pilgrim's blow had not killed her at all; she had sent her spirit out and gone. In the clouds she gnashed her teeth, hating Pilgrim in her heart: "For years I have only heard his skill talked of; today the talk proves no lie. That Tang monk did not know me, and was ready to eat. Had he but bowed his head and taken one breath of it, one grab and he were mine — would he not be mine? And then he must come walking up, spoil the whole business, and near knock me down with a staff of his own. To let this monk go is labor lost, truly. I will go down and play with him again."
Brave demon! She pressed down her dark wind and at the foot of the slope shook herself and changed into an old woman, eighty years of age, a crook-headed bamboo staff in her hand, walking toward them wailing at every step. Bajie saw her and cried in alarm: "Master, bad news! That granny is come looking for someone." "Looking for whom?" "The one our brother struck down was certainly her daughter; this must be her mother coming to look for her." "Brother, no nonsense," said Pilgrim. "The girl was eighteen; this old woman is eighty. How does a woman of sixty-odd bear a child? A fake for certain. Let old Sun go look."
Brave Pilgrim! He strode up close to look. The monster was like this:
A false-made granny, both temples like ice and snow.Walking slowly, slowly; stepping faint and fearful.A frail body, gaunt and trembling; a face like a withered cabbage leaf.Cheekbones tilted upward; lips turned down at the corners.Old age is not youth: her whole face is pleated like lotus leaves.
Pilgrim knew her for the demon and wasted no words: the staff rose and struck at her head. At the staff's rising the creature, as before, roused herself, cast out her primal spirit, and slipped her true self away, leaving the false body struck dead at the roadside.
The Tang monk, seeing it, tumbled from his horse in horror and lay at the roadside, no second word, chanting the Tight-Fillet Spell over and over, a full twenty rounds. Pity: the spell bound Pilgrim's head into a wasp-waisted gourd, the pain past bearing; he rolled up, pleading: "Master, chant no more — say what you have to say!" "What is there to say?" said the Tang monk. "For the religious, the ear that hears good words does not fall into hell. I reason with you thus, and still you deal death? One commoner struck down, and now another — what do you say to that?" "She was a demon." "Monkey, you babble. Where do all these demons come from? You are one who has no heart for good and a will for evil. Go." "Master, you send me away again? Go back I will — only one thing does not sit right." "What does not sit right?" "Master," said Bajie, "he wants his share of the luggage! He has been your monk these years — he cannot go home empty-handed. Give him a couple of things out of the bundle, those old gowns, the worn hat, and be done."
At this Pilgrim bounded with rage. "You sharp-snouted lout! Old Sun has held to the Buddha's gate from the first, without one grain of envy or one ounce of clinging — when did I ask a share of luggage?" "If you neither envy nor cling, why do you not go?" "To tell you the truth, Master: five hundred years ago, when old Sun dwelt in the Water Curtain Cave on Flower-Fruit Mountain in the fullness of his heroics, he took and tamed the devils of seventy-two caves; he had forty-seven thousand little fiends under him, wore the purple-gold crown on his head, the ochre-yellow robe on his back, the Lantian sash at his waist, cloud-walking shoes on his feet, and the As-You-Will Gold-Banded Staff in his hand — a true man among men, I was. Since I crossed over my sins at the Buddha's mercy and shaved my head to hold the upright rule of the Buddhist gate, and became your disciple with this gold fillet bound on my crown — if I go back, how should I face the people of my old home? If you truly do not want me, chant the Loosening-Fillet Spell, take this fillet off, and keep it — set it on some other head — and I will go gladly and willingly, for the sake of all my days with you. Surely you have that much feeling left?" Tripitaka was greatly startled. "Wukong, the Bodhisattva gave me the Tight-Fillet Spell in secret, that was all. There is no such thing as a Loosening-Fillet Spell." "If there is no Loosening-Fillet Spell, then take me along a while yet." The elder, at his wit's end again, said: "Rise. I spare you this once more. But no more dealing death." "Never again, never again." He helped the master into the saddle, and they cleaved their way forward.
Now as for the demon: Pilgrim's second staff had not killed her either. In mid-air the creature praised him without end: "A monkey king indeed, and sharp of eye! I changed so cunningly, and still he knew me. These monks travel fast. Once over this mountain, forty li down to the west, they are out of my jurisdiction. If some other demon scoops them up, others' mouths will laugh themselves wide and my own heart will crack with spite. I will go down and play with him once more."
Brave demon! She pressed her dark wind down, and at the foot of the slope shook herself and changed into an old grandfather. Truly he was:
White-haired as Pengzu; gray of beard, outdoing the Star of Longevity.In his ears a jade chime ringing; before his eyes golden stars a-shimmer.A dragon-head staff beneath his hand; a light crane-feather cloak about him.Prayer beads counting in his fingers; between his lips, the sutra of Namu.
The Tang monk saw him from the saddle and rejoiced: "Amitabha! The west is a blessed land indeed — the old gentleman can hardly walk, and all the while he murmurs his sutra." "Master, hold your praise," said Bajie. "That is the root of the trouble." "How the root of trouble?" "Our brother struck down his daughter, then his wife; this is the old man himself come looking for them. If we tumble into his arms, Master — you pay with your life, a capital crime; old Pig as accessory, sentenced to the frontier; Sha Monk under orders, sentenced to the post-road stations. And our brother works some escape art and is gone — are not the three of us left to stand the jar and take the blame?"
Pilgrim heard and said: "This idiot-root and his wild talk — he would frighten the master to death. Let old Sun go look again." He hid the staff at his side, came up to meet the monster, and called: "Old gentleman, where are you bound? Walking and chanting sutra both — how so?" The demon misread the beam of the scale: she took the Great Sage Sun for any common man, and answered: "Elder, this old man's family has lived here for generations. All my life I have loved good works, fed monks, read the sutras, said the Buddha's name. Heaven gave me no son: one little daughter only, and a son-in-law taken into the house. This morning she carried the meal down to the fields — and fell into a tiger's jaws, I fear. My old wife went first to look and has not come back either. Nothing known of either of them, so I have come to search. If truly their lives were taken, there is no help for it: I will gather their bones and carry them home to the family graves." Pilgrim laughed. "I am the very ancestor of tiger-baiters. How do you come, a ghost tucked in your sleeve, to gull me? You might deceive all these others; you cannot deceive me. I know you for a demon." The demon was struck dumb. Pilgrim drew out the staff and thought to himself: "If I do not strike, it looks as if her tricks had won the day; if I strike, I fear the master chants that spell." And again: "If I do not kill her, one opening is all she needs to grab the master away — and then is it not back to the toil and trouble of the rescue? Strike, then. One blow and she is dead; let the master chant his spell. The saying goes: however cruel the tiger, it does not eat its young. With my clever words and flowery tongue, quick mouth and nimble speech, I will talk him round — that may serve." Brave Great Sage! He murmured his spell and called the local earth god and the mountain god of the place: "This demon has come three times to toy with my master. This time I mean to strike her dead. Stand witness for me in mid-air; let her not slip away." The gods took their orders — who dared refuse? — and kept watch in the clouds. The Great Sage's staff came down, struck the demon low, and cut off her numinous light at last.
The Tang monk, in the saddle, shook and trembled once more, his tongue struck dumb. And Bajie beside him laughed: "Fine Pilgrim — clean mad now! Half a day's walking, and he has killed three people." The Tang monk was raising the spell when Pilgrim hurried to the horse's head: "Master, do not chant, do not chant. Come look at her shape." It was a heap of chalk-white bones. The Tang monk was astounded. "Wukong, the creature died this instant — how has it turned to a heap of skeletons?" "She was a corpse-demon, a lurking spirit working mischief here, beguiling men to their ruin. Struck down by me, she showed her true form. On her spine is a line of writing: Lady White Bone." Hearing this the Tang monk was indeed half persuaded. But Bajie beside him must pour in his poison: "Master, his hand is heavy and his staff fierce — he killed the woman, and only fears your spell; he has changed her into this shape on purpose, to blind your eyes." The Tang monk, soft of ear as he was, believed him again, and at once chanted once more. Pilgrim could not bear the pain, and knelt at the roadside crying only: "Do not chant, do not chant — say what you have to say, quickly!" "Monkey-head, what more is there to say? For the religious, doing good is like grass in a spring garden: you do not see it grow, yet daily it increases. Doing evil is like the whetstone: you do not see it wear, yet daily it lessens. Here in the wilds you have struck down three souls in a row, and no one to inform against you, no kin to demand justice. But in a city, where people throng — you with that mourning staff, not knowing good from bad in the moment, striking out at folk — a great disaster breaks, and how do I get clear of it? Go back." "Master, you wrong me. That creature was a demon to the bone, with her heart set on harming you. I struck her dead and rid you of the peril, and you would not know it — you believe the Idiot's poisonous whisperings, and banish me time after time. The saying goes: a thing does not pass three times. If I do not go now, I am truly a base and shameless wretch. I go, I go. Go I will — only you will have no one at your hand." The Tang monk flared: "This brazen ape grows more insolent by the minute! So only you are a man — are Wuneng and Wujing not men?"
The Great Sage, hearing those two called men, could not master his grief, bitter and desolate. "Bitter!" he said to the Tang monk. "When you left Chang'an that day, Liu Boqin saw you on the road. At Two Boundaries Mountain you freed me, and I bowed and took you for my master. I have threaded ancient caves and entered deep woods, seized demons and caught monsters, taken in Bajie, won Sha Monk, and eaten to the last the thousand hardships and ten thousand toils. And today, with clear eyes you play the fool, and only bid me go. It is the old story: the birds all shot, the bow is put away; the rabbit dead, the dog is boiled! Enough, enough, enough — only that Tight-Fillet Spell of yours remains." "I will never chant it again," said the Tang monk. "That is hard to promise. When some cruel demon's torment has you fast, and Bajie and Sha Monk cannot save you, you will think of me, and unable to help it, chant it once more. Across a hundred thousand li my head will ache at it still. If I must come back to you, better never have taken the notion."
Tripitaka, at his every word, grew the more enraged: he tumbled from the saddle, had Sha Monk bring paper and brush from the bundle, drew water from the stream below, ground the ink on a stone, and wrote out a letter of banishment, handing it to Pilgrim. "Monkey-head, take this as witness: you are my disciple no more. If ever I see you again, may I fall into the Avici hell." Pilgrim took the letter quickly. "Master, no need for oaths. Old Sun goes." He folded the letter away into his sleeve, then turned gently to the Tang monk: "Master, I have been with you all this while, and was taught by the Bodhisattva besides. To stop halfway, with the true fruit unattained — sit, I beg you, and take one bow from me, and I can go with an easy heart." The Tang monk turned his back and would not heed him, muttering: "I am a good monk; I take no homage from a wicked one." The Great Sage, ignored, played his bodies-beyond-the-body art: he plucked three hairs from the back of his head, blew on them a breath of immortal air, cried "Change!" — and three Pilgrims stood there, four with his true body, surrounding the master on every side and bowing down. The elder could not dodge them right or left, and so took the bow, after all.
The Great Sage sprang up, shook himself, and gathered in his hairs, and gave Sha Monk his charge: "Worthy brother, you are a good soul — only keep a careful watch on Bajie's whisperings, and be the more careful on the road. If ever a demon seizes the master, tell them old Sun is his eldest disciple. The hairy fiends of the west have heard of my methods: they will not dare harm my master." "I am a good monk," said the Tang monk, "and will not speak the name of such a wicked one. Go back."
The Great Sage, seeing the elder immovable, turned from him and from his purpose, and at last had no choice but to go. See him:
With tears held in his eyes he bowed his head and left his elder; with grief in his heart he turned and gave his charge to Sha Monk.One toss of the head burst the grass before the slope; two kicks spurned the vines across the ground.Up to heaven, down to earth, turning like a wheel; over seas and mountains first of all in skill.In an instant his shadow was gone; in a flash he was back along the old road.
See him, swallowing his anger, take leave of his master, mount the somersault cloud, and go straight back to the Water Curtain Cave on Flower-Fruit Mountain. Alone, desolate and wretched, he suddenly heard water roaring in his ears. The Great Sage looked out of mid-air: it was the sound of the tide rising in the Eastern Ocean. At the sight he thought again of the Tang monk, and could not hold back the tears on his cheeks. He stayed his cloud and stood a long while before he went.
But what turns and changes would follow from this going — listen to the next chapter to find out.
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The Corpse Demon Plays Tricks Three Times on the Tang Tripitaka; the Holy Monk in Anger Banishes the Handsome Monkey King
At dawn the next day the Tang monk and his disciples packed up to go on. But Zhenyuanzi and Pilgrim had sworn brotherhood, and the two were so well matched in heart that he would not let them leave. He laid on feasts again, and they stayed five or six days in a row. Since the elder had taken the Grass-Returning Elixir, it was truly as if he had traded his old body for a new one: his spirit was fresh and his body strong. But his heart was set on fetching the scriptures, and he would not linger. In the end, they went on their way.
They took leave and set out on the road, and soon a high mountain came in sight. Tripitaka said: "Disciples, there is a steep mountain ahead. The horse may not be able to go on. Every one of you must be careful." Pilgrim said: "Master, rest easy. We will see to it." Good Monkey King! He carried his staff crosswise before the horse, cut open the mountain road, and led them up the high cliffs, where there was no end to see:
Peaks and crags piled on peaks; ravines and gullies curled in loops.Tigers and wolves moved in packs; muntjacs and deer traveled in herds.Countless roe deer burrowed in close clusters; foxes and rabbits gathered in thickets all over the mountain.Pythons a thousand feet long; snakes ten thousand feet long.The great pythons breathed clouds of gloom; the long snakes puffed out uncanny winds.Brambles dragged across the path; pines and nan trees stood lovely on the ridge.Vines filled the eye; fragrant grass ran to the sky.Its shadow fell on the northern deep; its clouds opened toward the southern Dipper.For ten thousand ages it has held the old breath of the beginning; a thousand peaks stand tall, and the sunlight on them is cold.
The elder's heart shook in the saddle. The Great Sage Sun showed his art: he whirled his iron staff and gave one great roar, and the wolves and beasts bolted, and tigers and leopards fled.
As master and disciples entered the mountain and reached the craggy places, Tripitaka said: "Wukong, I am hungry today. Go somewhere and beg some food." Pilgrim said with an apologetic smile: "Master, you are not very clever. Here in the middle of a mountain, with no village ahead and no inn behind, there is nowhere to buy food even with money. Where would you have me beg a meal?" Tripitaka took it ill and said: "You monkey! I remember you at Two-Boundary Mountain, pressed inside a stone casket by the Tathagata, able to speak but not to walk. It was I who saved your life, laid my hand on your head, and gave you the vows, and made you my disciple. Why will you not exert yourself? You are forever lazy at heart." Pilgrim said: "Your disciple is quite diligent. When have I ever been lazy?" Tripitaka said: "If you are diligent, why not beg food for me? How can I go on hungry? And with the miasmal vapors of these mountains, how will we ever climb to Vulture Peak?" Pilgrim said: "Master, do not be angry, and say no more. I know your proud nature—if I cross you once too often, you will recite that spell of yours. Get down and sit steady, and I will find some place where there are people, and beg a meal."
Pilgrim gave a leap and jumped up into the clouds. He shaded his eyes with his hand and looked hard. Poor man—the road west was truly desolate: no farmsteads, no houses, a place of many trees and few men. After looking a long while he saw a high mountain due south, and on its sunny side a scatter of bright red dots. Pilgrim brought his cloud down and said: "Master, there is something to eat." The elder asked what. Pilgrim said: "There is no house here to beg a meal from. There is a patch of red on the south mountain—ripe mountain peaches, I should think. I will pick a few for you to stay your hunger." Tripitaka was pleased and said: "For a man who has left the world, to have peaches to eat is the very best of fortune." Pilgrim took his alms bowl, rose on lucky light, and—see his somersault swaying, the cold wind whistling—in a moment he was off to the south mountain to pick peaches. We say no more of him.
There is a common saying: "Where the mountain is high there must be a monster; where the ridge is steep a spirit is sure to breed." And truly there was a demon on this mountain. When the Great Sage Sun went off, he startled it. Riding the dark wind among the clouds, it saw the elder sitting on the ground, and its joy was boundless: "Luck, luck! For years all have told of the Tang monk of the East who seeks the Greater Vehicle. He is Golden Cicada reborn, the original body of one who has cultivated himself through ten lifetimes. Whoever eats one piece of his flesh will live long and never die. And today he has truly come." The demon came forward to seize him, but saw two great captains guarding the elder on either side, and dared not close in. Who were the two captains? Bajie and Sha Monk. Neither had any great skill, but Bajie was Marshal Tianpeng and Sha Monk the Curtain-Raising General, and their aura of command had never been spent. So the demon dared not come near. It said: "Let me tease them a little first, and see how it goes."
Good demon! It stopped its dark wind, shook itself in a hollow of the mountain, and changed into a girl with a moon's face and a flower's looks—brows clear, eyes fine, teeth white, lips red, past all telling. In her left hand she carried a blue sand jar, and in her right a green porcelain bottle, and she came from the west toward the east, making straight for the Tang monk:
The holy monk rested his horse by the mountain rocks, and suddenly saw a woman in skirts draw near.Kingfisher sleeves swayed lightly, hiding shoots of jade; a Xiang silk skirt trailed aslant, showing her golden lotus feet.Sweat beaded her powdered face like dew on a flower; dust brushed her moth brows like mist on the willows.Look hard, and fix your gaze on the sight: step by step she came right up to him.
When Tripitaka saw her, he called: "Bajie, Sha Monk—Wukong just said there was no one in this wilderness. Look—is that not a person coming out there?" Bajie said: "Master, you and Sha Monk sit here. Let this old pig go and look."
The Idiot set down his toothed rake, straightened his gown, swayed and swaggered, put on the air of a refined gentleman, and went straight out to meet her face to face. Truly, from far off it was not sure; up close it was plain to see. The girl was formed like this:
Ice skin hid jade bones; her collar showed a soft white breast.Willow brows deepened with dark paint; almond eyes flashed silver stars.Her bearing was pretty as the moon; her nature pure, and natural.Her body was like a swallow hiding in the willows; her voice like an oriole warbling in the wood.A crab apple half open in the light of dawn; a peony just opening, playing in the spring sun.
When Bajie saw how pretty she was, the Idiot's mortal heart was stirred. He could not hold his tongue, and called out: "Bodhisattva of the laity, where are you going? What are you carrying in your hands?" It was plainly a demon, but he could not tell it. The girl answered readily: "Elder, in this blue jar is fragrant rice, and in this green bottle fried gluten cakes. I have come here for no other reason than to pay a vow, and give alms to monks." Bajie was delighted through and through. He turned at once and ran like a wind-blown pig to tell Tripitaka: "Master, 'the lucky man has heaven's own luck.' You were hungry, and sent our brother to beg food—and where has the monkey gone? Off picking peaches somewhere, playing. Too many peaches set up a rumbling in the belly anyway, and a dragging weight below. Look—is that not someone coming to feed the monks?" The Tang monk would not believe it: "You clod, stop your nonsense. We have walked all this way and not met one good person. Where would a alms-giver come from?" Bajie said: "Master, is she not here now?"
At the sight of her, Tripitaka jumped up at once, pressed his palms together at his breast, and said: "Bodhisattva of the laity, where is your house? What family? What vow brings you here to feed monks?" It was plainly a demon, but the elder could not tell it either. When the demon heard the Tang monk ask about her history, she invented a story on the spot, and with fair words she coaxed and tricked him: "Master, this mountain is called White Tiger Ridge, where snakes turn back and beasts fear to tread. My home is down to the west of it. My father and mother are alive, and they read the scriptures and love good works, and give alms freely to monks far and near. Having no son, they prayed to the gods for blessing, and I was born. They wanted to marry me out into a good family, but they feared having no one to lean on in old age. So they took a son-in-law into the house instead, to care for them and see them to their graves." Tripitaka said: "Bodhisattva of the laity, your words are wrong. The classic says: 'While father and mother live, do not travel far; and if you travel, have a fixed purpose.' You have parents at home, and a husband taken into the house. If you have a vow to feed monks, have your man do it. Why do you walk the mountain yourself, with no servant to attend you? This is against a woman's duty." The girl, all smiles, hastened to answer with pretty words: "Master, my husband is in the hollow north of the mountain with a few hired men, hoeing the fields. This rice I cooked is their midday meal, which I was carrying out to them. But it is the sweaty fifth month, and there is no one to send, and my parents are old. That is why I brought it myself. Then I met three travelers from afar, and I thought of my parents' love of good works, so I will give this rice to the monks. If you do not scorn it, I gladly make this small offering." Tripitaka said: "Goodness, goodness! My disciple has gone to pick fruit and will be back soon. I dare not eat. If I, a monk, ate your rice, and your husband found out and scolded you, would not the fault fall on this poor monk?" When the girl saw the Tang monk would not eat, spring came into her face, and she said: "Master, my parents feeding monks is a small thing. My husband is even better—a good man all his life. His delight is building bridges and mending roads, loving the old and pitying the poor. If he hears this rice went to you, master, then between husband and wife, we are closer than usual." But Tripitaka still would not eat.
Beside him Bajie was bursting with vexation. The Idiot pushed out his lips and grumbled: "There are monks past counting in this world, but never one as spineless as this old master of mine. The food is ready, and he will not touch it in three shares, but must wait for the monkey to come and eat it in four." Without letting anyone speak, he knocked the jar over with a thrust of his snout, ready to fall on it. Just then Pilgrim came back from the south mountain top, a few peaches picked, holding his alms bowl. One somersault, and he was back. He opened his fiery eyes and golden pupils, looked, and knew the girl for a demon. He set down the bowl, pulled out his iron staff, and struck at her head. The elder was terrified, and caught his hand: "Wukong, who are you striking as you come up?" Pilgrim said: "Master, do not take this girl before you for a good person. She is a demon, come to trick you." Tripitaka said: "You monkey, you had some judgment once. Why do you talk wild today? This good Bodhisattva of the laity means to feed us out of the kindness of her heart, and you call her a demon?" Pilgrim laughed and said: "Master, how would you know? When old Sun was a demon in the Water Curtain Cave, if I wanted to eat men, this is how it was done: I changed into silver and gold, or into a farmhouse, or into a drunken man, or into a pretty girl. Some fool would fall in love with me, and I would lead him into the cave and enjoy him as I pleased, steamed or boiled. What I could not eat I dried in the sun against rainy days. Master, if I had come late, you would have walked straight into her net and met her poisonous hand." But the Tang monk would not believe it, and still said she was a good person. Pilgrim said: "Master, I know you now. You saw her beauty, and your mortal heart was moved. If that is truly what you want, have Bajie fell a few trees, have Sha Monk gather some grass, and I will do the carpentry. We will put up a lean-to right here, you can consummate the match with her, and the rest of us can scatter. Would that not be an accomplishment? Then why trudge on, and what scriptures are there to fetch?" Now the elder was a soft, kind man by nature. He could not stomach such words. Shame burned his bare head and both his ears bright red.
While Tripitaka stood in his shame, Pilgrim's temper rose again. He pulled out his iron staff and struck the demon full in the face. The monster had some skill: it used the art of "slipping the corpse." As the staff came down it pulled itself together and slipped away in advance, leaving a false corpse beaten dead on the ground. The elder shook with fright and muttered: "This monkey is truly without manners. Warned again and again, he will not listen, and kills innocent people for nothing." Pilgrim said: "Master, do not blame me. Come and look into this jar—what is inside it?" Sha Monk helped the elder near, and they looked: it was no fragrant rice at all, but a jar of long-tailed maggots; and no gluten cakes, but frogs and toads jumping all over the ground. The elder was three parts convinced. But Bajie, still seething, could not let it be, and whispered his eight parts of poison: "Master, that woman was a farm wife of this place, carrying her husband's meal out to the fields. She met us on the road—how could you let him pin the name of demon on her? My brother's staff is heavy. He came up to try his hand with one blow, and it could not be helped—he beat her to death. He is afraid of your Tight-Fillet Spell, so he worked a fogging trick, changed her corpse into these things to trick your eyes, so you will not recite the spell."
With those words, misfortune truly came upon Tripitaka. He believed the Idiot's goading, pressed his fingers in a sign, and recited the spell. Pilgrim cried out: "My head, my head! Do not recite, do not recite. If you have words, say them." The Tang monk said: "What words are there? A man who has left the world must be merciful at all times, and never for a moment leave his good heart. He who sweeps the ground fears to hurt the lives of ants; he who loves the moth shades the lamp with gauze. How can you walk step by step in violence, and beat this innocent person to death? What use will the scriptures be when you fetch them? Go back." Pilgrim said: "Master, where would you have me go back to?" The Tang monk said: "I do not want you for a disciple." Pilgrim said: "You may not want me for a disciple, but I fear you will never make the road to the Western Heaven." The Tang monk said: "My life is in heaven's hands. If some demon means to steam me or boil me, no accounting can change it. Do you think you can put off my appointed end? Go back quickly." Pilgrim said: "Master, go back I would, only I have not yet repaid your kindness." The Tang monk said: "What kindness have I done you?" At that the Great Sage knelt down quickly and knocked his head: "Old Sun wrecked the Heavenly Palace, and so brought this calamity on his body, and the Buddha pressed me under Two-Boundary Mountain. It was the Bodhisattva Guanyin, in her mercy, who gave me my vows; it was you, Master, who freed my body. If I did not go with you to the Western Heaven, I should show myself no gentleman—one who knows kindness and does not repay it—and my bad name would last ten thousand ages." Now this Tang monk was a holy monk of great mercy. Seeing Pilgrim plead so piteously, he turned his heart again and said: "Since you say so, I pardon you this once. Do not be without manners again. If you go on doing evil as before, I will recite the spell twenty times over." Pilgrim said: "Thirty times, as you please—only I will strike no one." Then he helped the Tang monk onto the horse and offered him the peaches he had picked. The Tang monk ate a few in the saddle to stay his hunger.
Now the demon had fled for its life into the sky. Pilgrim's staff had never killed it at all—the demon had sent its spirit out. Gritting its teeth among the clouds, it seethed secretly at Pilgrim: "For years I have heard tell of his skill, and today the reports prove true. The Tang monk does not know me, and was about to eat. If he had bent his head to smell the food, one grab and he would have been mine. Who would have thought this fellow would come back and spoil my work—and very nearly gave me a staff into the bargain. If I let this monk go, all my labor is truly wasted. I will go down and tease him again."
Good demon! It pressed down its dark cloud, shook itself below the front slope, and changed into an old woman of eighty years, leaning on a bamboo staff with a crooked head, coming weeping, a cry at every step. Bajie saw her and cried out in alarm: "Master, this is bad! The old mother has come looking for her own." The Tang monk said: "Looking for whom?" Bajie said: "The girl our brother killed must be her daughter, and this must be her mother coming to find her." Pilgrim said: "Brother, do not talk nonsense. The girl was eighteen, and this old woman is eighty. How could a woman of sixty-odd bear a child? She is certainly false. Let old Sun go and look."
Good Pilgrim! He strode up close to look. The monster:
She had changed herself into an old granny, her two temples like ice and snow.She walked slowly, dragging her steps; each step tottered, unsure.Her frail body was thin and stooped; her face was like a withered leaf of greens.Her cheekbones stuck upward; her lips turned down and out.Old age is not what youth was: her whole face was creased like a folded lotus leaf.
Pilgrim knew her for the demon. He wasted no words, raised his staff, and struck at her head. When the staff came down the monster pulled itself together again, sent its true spirit out, and slipped away, leaving a second false corpse beaten dead at the side of the mountain road.
At the sight the Tang monk fell off his horse in shock and lay by the roadside. Without another word he recited the Tight-Fillet Spell over and over, a full twenty times. Poor Pilgrim—the fillet squeezed his head like a pinched-waist gourd, the pain past bearing, and he rolled over begging: "Master, stop reciting! If you have words, say them." The Tang monk said: "What words are there? For a man who has left the world, the ear that hears good words does not fall into hell. I warn you like this, and still you go on with violence. You have beaten one innocent person to death, and now another. What do you say to that?" Pilgrim said: "She was a demon." The Tang monk said: "You monkey, you lie. Are there demons thick as this? You are one who has no heart for good, and a bent for evil. Go." Pilgrim said: "Master, you send me away again? I can go back, only one thing does not suit me." The Tang monk said: "What does not suit you?" Bajie said: "Master, he wants to divide the luggage with you. He has been a monk at your side these years—do you think he will go home empty-handed? Give him a couple of things from the bundle, an old gown or two, a worn hat, and be done."
When Pilgrim heard this he jumped with rage: "You sharp-mouthed clod! Since old Sun entered the holy gate I have never had one spark of envy or greed in me. What luggage would I divide?" The Tang monk said: "If you are neither envious nor greedy, why do you not go?" Pilgrim said: "To tell you the truth, Master, five hundred years ago, when I held court in the Water Curtain Cave on Mount Flower-Fruit and showed my heroism, I subdued the wicked demons of seventy-two caves, and I had forty-seven thousand little demons under me. On my head was a cap of purple gold; on my body a robe of ochre yellow; at my waist the belt of Lantian; on my feet cloud-walking shoes; in my hand the As-You-Will Gold-Banded Staff. I was somebody in those days. Since I was washed of my sins and shaved my head to keep the true rule of the holy gate, and became your disciple, this gold fillet has been cinched on my head. If I go back, how could I face the people of my old home? Master, if you truly do not want me, recite that Loosening-the-Fillet Spell, take this fillet off, and hand it over to be cinched on someone else's head. Then I will go content—it has been an honor serving you. Or do I not deserve even that much consideration?" The Tang monk was greatly startled: "Wukong, all the Bodhisattva gave me in secret was the one scroll of the Tight-Fillet Spell. There is no Loosening-the-Fillet Spell." Pilgrim said: "If there is no spell to loosen the fillet, then you had better keep me and let me walk with you a while." The elder had no answer, and said: "Get up. I pardon you this once more, but no more violence." Pilgrim said: "I dare not, I dare not." He helped the master onto the horse again, cut a path, and they went on.
Now the demon—Pilgrim's second staff had not killed it either. The monster praised him without end in midair: "A fine Monkey King, with true eyes! With all my changing, he still knew me. These monks travel fast. Once they pass this mountain, forty li west and down, they will be out of my reach. If some other demon snaps them up, he will split other people's sides laughing, and grind my own heart to powder. I will go down and tease him once more."
Good demon! It pressed down its dark wind, shook itself below the slope, and changed into an old grandfather, truly:
White hair like Pengzu's; a gray beard to outdo the Star of Longevity.In his ears jade chimes seemed to ring; before his eyes golden stars seemed to flash.A dragon-head staff in his hand; a light crane-feather cloak on his body.Prayer beads counted in his fingers; his mouth reciting the sutra of "Homage to the Buddha."
The Tang monk saw him from the saddle and rejoiced: "Amitabha! The West is truly a blessed land. The old gentleman can hardly walk, and still he mutters his scriptures." Bajie said: "Master, do not praise him yet. That one is the root of the trouble." The Tang monk said: "How is he the root of trouble?" Bajie said: "Our brother killed his daughter, and killed his wife. This must be the old man himself coming to find them. If we run into his hands, Master, you will pay with your life—the death penalty. This old pig, as an accessory, gets military exile; Sha Monk, for his shouting, gets the post road in chains. And our brother works some escape art and slips away. Would it not be bitter for the three of us to bear the pot?"
Pilgrim heard and said: "This idiot root, such wild talk—he will scare the master. Let old Sun go and look again." He hid his staff beside him, went up, met the monster, and called: "Old sir, where are you going? Walking and reciting scriptures both at once?" The demon misjudged its man. Taking the Great Sage Sun for someone ordinary, it answered: "Elder, this old man's family has lived in this place for generations. All my life I have loved good works and fed monks, read scriptures, and said the Buddha's name. Fate gave me no son, only one young daughter, for whom we took a son-in-law into the house. This morning she carried the meal out to the fields, and I fear she fell into a tiger's mouth. My old wife went first to look, and has not come back either. We know nothing of where they are, so I have come to search. If their lives were truly taken, there is nothing for it: I will gather their bones and carry them home to bury them in the family ground." Pilgrim laughed and said: "I am the great ancestor of all who trap tigers. Why have you tucked a ghost up your sleeve to fool me? You may hide from everyone else, but not from me. I know you for a demon." The demon was struck dumb with fright. Pilgrim pulled out his staff, and thought to himself: "If I do not strike her, it will look as if she has winded me. If I strike her, I fear the master will recite that spell of his." And he thought again: "If I do not kill her, she may find her moment and snatch the master away—and then must I not spend more sweat and strength to save him? It is better to strike. If one blow kills her and the master recites his spell—as the saying goes, 'Fierce as the tiger is, it does not eat its own young.' With my clever words and ready tongue I can coax him round, and it will come right." Good Great Sage! He said a spell and called the local earth god and the mountain god of the place: "This demon has come three times to play tricks on my master. This time I mean to kill it. Stand witness for me in midair, and do not let it slip away." The gods took the order—dare they disobey?—and stood watch among the clouds. Then the Great Sage raised his staff, struck the demon down, and cut off its ghost-light for good.
The Tang monk in the saddle trembled again, and his mouth could form no words. Bajie laughed at his side: "Fine Pilgrim! He has gone mad. Half a day's walking, and he has beaten three people to death." The Tang monk was about to recite the spell when Pilgrim ran to the horse's head and cried: "Master, do not recite, do not recite. Come and see what it looks like." It was a heap of white powdered skeletons. The Tang monk was greatly startled: "Wukong, the person died only now—how has it turned into a heap of skeletons?" Pilgrim said: "It was a stiff corpse hiding its spirit and working mischief here, bewitching travelers and ruining their true selves. When I beat it down it showed its true form. There is a line of writing on its spine: 'Lady White Bone.'" When the Tang monk heard this he half believed. But Bajie could not let it alone, and whispered at his side: "Master, his hand is heavy and his staff fierce. He has beaten the person to death, and fearing your spell, he has changed it into this shape on purpose to pull the wool over your eyes." The Tang monk, weak of ear, believed him again, and recited once more. Pilgrim could not bear the pain, knelt by the roadside, and cried: "Do not recite, do not recite! If you have words, say them quickly." The Tang monk said: "Monkey, what more is there to say? For a man who has left the world, doing good is like grass in a spring garden: you do not see it grow, yet daily it increases. Doing evil is like a whetstone: you do not see it wear, yet daily it diminishes. Here in this wild open country you have beaten three people to death one after another, and no one has accused you, and there is no one to press the charge. But if we reach a city, where people throng, and you take up that funeral staff and, not knowing what you do, strike someone down and brew up a great disaster—how would I ever get free? Go back." Pilgrim said: "Master, you wrong me. This thing was plainly a demon, and it truly meant you harm. I killed it and rid you of the danger, and you do not know it, but believe that Idiot's whisperings and cold words, and drive me away again and again. As the saying goes, 'A thing must not pass three times.' If I do not go now, I am truly a low and shameless fellow. I go, I go. I will go—only you will have no one at hand." The Tang monk flew into a rage: "This brazen monkey grows worse and worse! So only you are a man, and Wuneng and Wujing are not men?"
When the Great Sage heard him say the two were men, his grief came over him, and he could not stop it. He said to the Tang monk: "What misery! When you left Chang'an, Liu Boqin saw you on your way. At Two-Boundary Mountain you rescued me, and I bowed to you as my master. I have gone through old caves and deep woods, caught demons and seized monsters, won over Bajie and gained Sha Monk, and eaten a thousand hardships and ten thousand pains. And today, with my wits about me, you make me play the fool, and only tell me to go home. Truly it is: 'The birds are shot, and the bow is put away; the hare is dead, and the dog is boiled!' Enough, enough, enough—only there is still that Tight-Fillet Spell of yours." The Tang monk said: "I will never recite it again." Pilgrim said: "That is hard to promise. If you come to some cruel demon's ground and cannot get free, and Bajie and Sha Monk cannot save you, you will remember me then, and the reciting will come of itself. Then, though it be a hundred thousand li away, my head will ache just the same. If I am to come back to you anyway, better not to take this thought at all."
The Tang monk, at all this talk, grew only the angrier. He rolled from the saddle, told Sha Monk to take paper and brush from the bundle, drew water from the stream below, ground ink on a stone, and wrote a letter of dismissal. He handed it to Pilgrim and said: "Monkey, take this as your proof. I will have you for my disciple no more. If I ever see you again, may I fall into the hell of Avici." Pilgrim took the letter quickly and said: "Master, no need to swear. Old Sun will go." He folded the paper and put it in his sleeve, then said to the Tang monk gently: "Master, I have been with you all this while, and was taught by the Bodhisattva besides. To stop halfway today, with the fruit of the work not won—please sit, and take one bow from me, and I can go with an easy heart." The Tang monk turned his back and paid no heed, muttering: "I am a good monk, and I take no gift from a wicked man." When the Great Sage saw he was not heeded, he used the body-beyond-the-body art again: he plucked three hairs from the back of his head, blew on them a breath of magic, and called: "Change!" At once there were three Pilgrims, four in all with himself, surrounding the master on every side to bow. The elder could not dodge right or left, and so, one way or another, he took the bow.
The Great Sage jumped up, shook himself, and gathered the hairs back in. Then he charged Sha Monk: "Younger brother, you are a good man, but keep a careful watch on Bajie's tattling tongue, and be doubly careful on the road. If at any time a demon takes the master, say that old Sun is his eldest disciple. The hairy monsters of the West have heard of my skill, and will not dare harm my master." The Tang monk said: "I am a good monk, and I will not speak the name of such a wicked man. Go."
When the Great Sage saw the elder turn against him three times over and would not change his mind, there was nothing for it but to go. Look at him:
With tears held back he knocked his head and said farewell to the elder; with sorrow in his heart he gave his parting charge to Sha Monk.His head dashed aside the grass before the slope; his feet kicked over the vines on the ground.Up to heaven, down to earth, wheeling like a wheel; across seas and over mountains, the first of all in skill.In a moment no trace of him was left; in a flash he sped back along the old road.
Look at him: holding down his anger, he said farewell to the master, jumped on his somersault cloud, and went straight back to the Water Curtain Cave on Mount Flower-Fruit. Alone and miserable, he suddenly heard water roaring in his ears. The Great Sage looked down from midair: it was the sound of the tide running in the Eastern Ocean. At the sight of it he thought of the Tang monk again, and the tears fell down his cheeks in spite of him. He stopped his cloud and stood still a long while before he went on.
What changes this parting would bring? Listen to the next chapter to find out.