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11.1 𓋴𓅨𓂋𓇋𓈗𓀁𓏏𓈖𓏥𓊵𓏏𓊪𓏛𓏥𓈖𓈖𓏥𓂋𓅱𓇋𓏭𓂻𓏏𓈖𓏥𓏇𓇋𓈖𓄿𓍿𓏏𓍿𓏏𓀁𓇳𓏤𓎟𓊗𓏤𓏤𓊗𓏤𓏤𓃹𓈖𓇋𓈖𓁣𓅆𓁷⯑𓏤𓆓𓂧𓈖𓅃𓅆𓅓𓂝𓇋𓏭𓂻𓁹𓇋𓇋𓈖𓈖𓏥𓉔𓂋𓅱𓇳𓏤𓄤𓆑𓂋𓅓𓅯𓄿𓇋𓇋swrj =tn ḥtp{.pl} =nn rwj =tn mjnꜣ ṯtṯt rꜥ-nb zp-2 zp-2 wn.jn Stẖ ḥr ḏd n Ḥr,w mꜥ~j jry =nn hrw nfr m pꜣy
11.2 𓀀𓉐𓏤𓃹𓈖𓇋𓈖𓅃𓅆𓁷⯑𓏤𓆓𓂧𓈖𓆑𓁹𓇋𓇋𓀀𓅓𓂝𓎡𓏭𓏛𓁹𓇋𓇋𓀀𓊗𓏤𓏤𓐍𓂋𓇋𓂋𓅓𓆱𓐍𓏏𓂻𓏏𓂋𓇋𓆴𓇳𓈖𓂋𓅱𓉔𓄿𓅱𓏭𓇰𓇳𓏤𓇋𓅱𓏏𓅱𓊃𓈙𓁀𓂡=j pr wn.jn Ḥr,w ḥr ḏd n =f jry =j m =kj jry =j zp-2 ḫr-jr-m-ḫt ⟨ḥr⟩ trj n rwhꜣwj jw =tw (ḥr) sš
11.3 𓈖𓋴𓈖𓏥𓇋𓅱𓏥𓋴𓇥𓂋𓁀𓍱𓂡𓅓𓅯𓄿𓊃𓀀𓏤𓏤𓏤𓐍𓂋𓇋𓂋𓅓𓎼𓂋𓎛𓏏⯑𓇳𓏤𓇋𓅱𓁣𓅆𓂞𓏏𓈖𓆱𓐍𓏏𓂡𓎛𓆰𓈖𓏌𓅱𓌟𓄹𓆑𓇋𓅱𓆑𓂞𓏏𓎛𓆰𓈖𓏌𓅱𓂾𓂻𓆑𓂋𓃛𓅱𓂧𓂻𓏠𓈖𓏏𓏭𓂾𓄹n =sn jw =w (ḥr) sḏr m pꜣ s ((2)) ḫr-jr m grḥ{,t} jw Stẖ (ḥr) ḏi̯.t nḫt ḥnw =f jw =f (ḥr) ḏi̯.t ḥnw =f r-jwd mn,t.j⟨.du⟩
11.4 𓈖𓅃𓅆𓃹𓈖𓇋𓈖𓅃𓅆𓁷⯑𓏤𓂞𓏏𓏏𓄿𓇋𓇋𓆑𓂧𓏏𓏤𓏤𓏤𓂋𓃛𓅱𓂧𓂻𓏠𓈖𓏏𓏭𓂾𓂾𓄹𓆑𓇋𓅱𓆑𓊏𓊪𓂡𓏏𓄿𓂸𓏏𓅱𓏏𓂺𓈖𓃫𓅆𓃹𓈖𓇋𓈖𓅃𓅆𓁷⯑𓏤n Ḥr,w wn.jn Ḥr,w ḥr ḏi̯.t tꜣy =f ḏr,t 2 r-jwd mn,t.j.du =f jw =f (ḥr) šzp tꜣ mtw,t n Stẖ wn.jn Ḥr,w ḥr
11.5 𓈝𓅓𓏏⯑𓂻𓂋𓆓𓂧𓈖𓅐𓏏𓆇𓏏𓅱𓆑𓊨𓏏𓆇𓆗𓅓𓂝𓇋𓏭𓂻𓁐𓈖𓀀𓊨𓏏𓆇𓆗𓏏𓄿𓇋𓇋𓀀𓅐𓏏𓆇𓅆𓅓𓂝𓇋𓏭𓂻𓁐𓊪𓏏𓂋𓇋𓆴𓁺𓁐𓈖𓄿𓏭𓇋𓀁𓁹𓂋𓅱𓁣𓅆𓂋𓀀𓇋𓅱𓆑𓃹𓈖𓉿𓂡𓂧𓏏𓏤𓄹𓆑𓇋𓅱𓆑šmi̯.t r ḏd n mw,t.ṱ =f ꜣs,t mꜥ~j n =j ꜣs,t tꜣy =j mw,t mꜥ~j ptrj nꜣj j:jri̯ Stẖ r =j jw =f (ḥr) wn ḏr,t⟨.j⟩ =f jw =f
11.6 𓁷⯑𓏤𓂞𓏏𓊪𓏏𓂋𓇋𓆴𓁺𓋴𓏏𓏏𓄿𓂸𓏏𓅱𓏏𓂺𓈖𓁣𓅆𓇋𓅱𓋴𓏏𓂝𓈙𓀁𓋴𓎼𓄿𓃀𓅱𓄑𓀁𓉻𓏛𓇋𓅱𓋴𓏏𓅷𓄿𓇋𓇋𓂷𓂡𓅯𓄿𓇋𓇋𓋴𓏏𓈔𓏤𓈒𓏥𓇋𓅱𓋴𓏏𓈙𓂝𓂧⯑𓌫𓂡𓂧𓏏𓏤𓅆𓆑𓇋𓅱𓋴𓏏ḥr ḏi̯.t ptrj =st tꜣ mtw,t n Stẖ jw =st (ḥr) ꜥš sgꜣ~bw ꜥꜣ jw =st (ḥr) ṯꜣy pꜣy =st ((ḥmt)) jw =st (ḥr) šꜥd ḏr,t⟨.j⟩ =f jw =st
11.7 𓆼𓄿𓂝𓂻𓆑𓂋𓅯𓄿𓈗𓇋𓅱𓋴𓏏𓄞𓂧⯑⯑𓂡𓈖𓆑𓂧𓏏𓄹𓅆𓅓𓆷𓄿𓅱𓏛𓃹𓈖𓇋𓈖𓊃𓏎𓈖𓈖𓎡𓏏𓏴𓏛𓏥𓈖𓋴𓎼𓄿𓈖𓈖𓏊𓏥𓇛𓅓𓏛𓇋𓅱𓋴𓏏𓂞𓏏𓅱𓆑𓂋𓎛𓆰𓈖𓏌𓅱𓌟𓄹𓈖𓈐𓅆(ḥr) ḫꜣꜥ =f r pꜣ mw jw =st (ḥr) šdi̯ n =f ḏr,t⟨.j⟩ m šꜣ,w wn.jn =s (ḥr) jni̯ nkt n sgꜣ~nn,pl nḏm jw =st (ḥr) ḏi̯.ṱ =f r ḥnw n Ḥr,w
11.8 𓃹𓈖𓇋𓈖𓊃𓂞𓏏𓈖𓆱𓐍𓏏𓂡𓆑𓇋𓅱𓂞𓏏𓆑𓂋𓌡𓂝𓏤𓍑𓄿𓍑𓄿𓏊𓏥𓇋𓅱𓆑𓂞𓏏𓉔𓄿𓇋𓇋𓏭𓂻𓏏𓄿𓇋𓇋𓆑𓂸𓏏𓅱𓏏𓂺𓂋𓊃𓃹𓈖𓇋𓈖𓊨𓏏𓆇𓅆𓁷⯑𓏤𓈝𓅓𓏏𓏭𓂻𓌨⯑𓏭𓏛𓏏𓄿𓂸𓏏𓅱𓏏𓂺⯑wn.jn =s (ḥr) ḏi̯.t nḫt =f jw =⟨st⟩ (ḥr) ḏi̯.ṱ =f r wꜥ ḏꜣḏꜣ(,t),pl jw =f (ḥr) ḏi̯.t hꜣy tꜣy =f mtw,t r =s wn.jn ꜣs,t ḥr šmi̯.t ẖ(r),j tꜣ mtw,t
11.9 𓈖𓅃𓅆𓅓𓏏𓂋𓇋𓆴𓇳𓈖𓇼𓄿𓅱𓇳𓏤𓂋𓅯𓄿𓎛𓋴𓃀𓅱𓊪𓏏𓏏𓈇𓏤𓏥𓈖𓃫𓅆𓇋𓅱𓋴𓏏𓁷⯑𓏤𓆓𓂧𓈖𓅯𓄿𓂓𓂋𓇋𓇋𓅱𓇭𓏛𓂡𓈖𓃫𓅆𓇋𓐍𓏛𓅓𓋴𓏭⯑𓅓𓅱𓆰𓏥n Ḥr,w m trj n dwꜣ,w r pꜣ ḥs{bw~}p{,tt.pl} n Stẖ jw =st ḥr ḏd n pꜣ kꜣr,yw n Stẖ jḫ m sj~m,w.pl
11.10 𓅯𓄿𓈖𓏏𓏭𓁣𓅆𓁷⯑𓏤𓏶𓅓𓏭𓀁𓆑𓂧𓏭𓈐𓅓𓂞𓅱𓎡𓊢𓂝𓈖𓅯𓄿𓂓𓂋𓇋𓇋𓅱𓇭𓏛𓂡𓁷⯑𓏤𓆓𓂧𓈖𓊃𓃀𓅱𓁹𓂋𓅱𓆑𓏶𓅓𓏭𓀁𓋴𓏭⯑𓅓𓅱𓆰𓏥𓎟𓂧𓏭𓈐𓅓𓂞𓀀pꜣ n,tj Stẖ ḥr wnmj =f dj m-ḏi̯ =k ꜥḥꜥ.n pꜣ kꜣr,yw ḥr ḏd n =s bw jri̯ =f wnmj sj~m,w.pl nb(.w) dj m-ḏi̯ =j
11.11 𓁷𓂋𓈐𓂝𓃀𓏏𓀗𓆰𓏥𓇋𓅱𓊨𓏏𓆇𓆗𓂞𓏏𓏏𓄿𓂸𓏏𓅱𓏏𓂺𓏛𓈖𓅃𓅆𓂋𓂋𓏤𓅱𓏥𓊢𓂝𓈖𓁣𓅆𓁷⯑𓏤𓇍𓄿𓇋𓇋𓏭𓂻𓅓𓅯𓄿𓇋𓇋𓆑𓋴𓐍𓂋𓏛𓏥𓈖𓏏𓇳𓏤𓎟𓇋𓅱𓆑𓏶𓅓𓏭𓀁ḥr,j ꜥb,t.pl jw ꜣs,t (ḥr) ḏi̯.t tꜣ mtw,t n Ḥr,w r-rʾ =w ꜥḥꜥ.n Stẖ ḥr jꜣy m pꜣy =f sḫr,pl n,t(j) rꜥ-nb jw =f (ḥr) wnmj
11.12 𓈖𓄿𓂝𓃀𓏏𓀗𓆰𓏥𓈖𓏏𓏭𓇓𓅱𓏶𓅓𓏭𓀁𓅱𓏥𓅓𓂧𓃹𓈖𓅱𓏭𓂻𓊗𓏤𓏤𓊢𓂝𓈖𓆑𓊢𓂝𓂻𓃛𓅱𓅨𓂋𓁑𓅓𓏏𓄿𓂸𓏏𓅱𓏏𓂺⯑𓈖𓅃𓅆𓊢𓂝𓈖𓁣𓅆𓈝𓅓𓏏⯑𓂻𓂋𓆓𓂧𓈖nꜣ ꜥb,t.pl n,tj sw (ḥr) wnmj =w m-dwn,wj zp-2 ꜥḥꜥ.n =f (ḥr) ꜥḥꜥ jwr m tꜣ mtw,t n Ḥr,w ꜥḥꜥ.n Stẖ (ḥr) šmi̯.t r ḏd n
Musean translation
Mouseia’s complete machine-assisted Musean translation, made directly from the Egyptian, line for line, covering all sixteen pages (198 lines) of the recto of Papyrus Chester Beatty I, the only complete copy, working from the Thesaurus Linguae Aegyptiae transcription (hieroglyphs, transliteration and lemma glosses, with the TLA editors’ German sentence renderings as a comprehension aid; ORAEC release of the TLA corpus, CC BY-SA 4.0).
11.1 and drink, so that we may be at peace; cease quarreling like this day after day!” Seth said to Horus, “Come, let us spend a fine day in my house.”
11.2 Horus answered, “I will. Look, I will indeed!” Later, in the evening, a bed was spread for them,
11.3 and they lay down together, the two of them. In the night Seth made his phallus stiff and thrust it between the thighs
11.4 of Horus. Horus put his two hands between his thighs and caught Seth’s semen. Then Horus
11.5 went to tell his mother Isis, “Come to me, Isis, my mother! Come and see what Seth has done to me!” He opened his hands and
11.6 showed her Seth’s semen. She cried out loudly, seized her harpoon, cut off his hands,
11.7 and cast them into the water. She provided him with new hands in their place. Then she fetched some sweet ointment and applied it to Horus’s phallus.
11.8 She made it stiff, set it against a vessel, and he let his semen fall into it. At dawn Isis took Horus’s semen
11.9 to Seth’s garden and asked his gardener, “Which vegetable is the one
11.10 Seth eats here with you?” The gardener answered, “He eats none of the vegetables here with me
11.11 except lettuce.” Isis put Horus’s semen on the lettuce. Seth came as he did every day and ate
11.12 the lettuce he habitually ate. He became pregnant with Horus’s semen. Then Seth went to say to
Plain English translation
Mouseia’s complete Plain English edition, made independently and directly from the same Egyptian text, line for line, covering all sixteen pages (198 lines) of the recto of Papyrus Chester Beatty I, the only complete copy.
11.1 and drink, so that we can be at peace. Stop quarreling every single day!” Then Seth said to Horus, “Come, let's spend a happy day at my
11.2 house.” Horus told him, “I'll do it. Yes, I'll do it, I really will.” Later, in the evening, someone prepared a place for them to lie down.
11.3 They lay down together. In the night Seth made his penis stiff and put it between Horus's thighs.
11.4 Horus put his two hands between his thighs and caught Seth's semen. Then Horus went
11.5 to tell his mother Isis, “Come to me, Isis, my mother! Come and see what Seth has done to me!” He opened his hands
11.6 and showed her Seth's semen. She cried out loudly, took her spear, cut off Horus's hands, and
11.7 threw them into the water. She provided him with replacement hands. Then she fetched some sweet-smelling ointment and put it on Horus's penis.
11.8 She made it stiff and held it over a cup. Horus let his semen fall into the cup. In the morning Isis took Horus's semen
11.9 to Seth's garden. She said to Seth's gardener, “Which of the vegetables
11.10 that Seth eats grows here with you?” The gardener answered her, “Seth eats no vegetable here with me
11.11 except lettuce.” Isis put Horus's semen on the lettuce. Seth came as he did every day and ate
11.12 the lettuce he regularly ate. He became pregnant with Horus's semen. Then Seth went to tell