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Stoic Paradoxes

Marcus Tullius Cicero · Plain English translation — Mouseia

Latin source edition on the Perseus Digital Library

Preface

Latin

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Animadverti, Brute, saepe Catonem, avunculum tuum, cum in senatu sententiam diceret, locos gravis ex philosophia tractare abhorrentis ab hoc usu forensi et publico, sed dicendo consequi tamen, ut illa etiam populo probabilia viderentur;

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quod eo maius est illi quam aut tibi aut nobis, quia nos ea philosophia plus utimur, quae peperit dicendi copiam et in qua dicuntur ea, quae non multum discrepent ab opinione populari, Cato autem, perfectus mea sententia Stoicus, et ea sentit, quae non sane probantur in volgus, et in ea est haeresi, quae nullum sequitur florem orationis neque dilatat argumentum: minutis interrogatiunculis quasi punctis quod proposuit efficit.

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sed nihil est tam incredibile, quod non dicendo fiat probabile, nihil tam horridum, tam incultum, quod non splendescat oratione et tamquam excolatur. quod cum ita putarem, feci etiam audacius quam ille ipse, de quo loquor: Cato enim dum taxat de magnitudine animi, de continentia, de morte, de omni laude virtutis, de dis inmortalibus, de caritate patriae Stoice solet oratoriis ornamentis adhibitis dicere; ego tibi illa ipsa, quae vix in gymnasiis et in otio Stoici probant, ludens conieci in communis locos.

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quae quia sunt admirabilia contraque opinionem omnium [ab ipsis etiam παράδοξα appellantur], temptare volui possentne proferri in lucem [id est in forum] et ita dici, ut probarentur, an alia quaedam esset erudita, alia popularis oratio, eoque hos locos scripsi libentius, quod mihi ista παράδοξα quae appellant maxime videntur esse Socratica longeque verissima.

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accipies igitur hoc parvum opusculum, lucubratum his iam contractioribus noctibus, quoniam illud maiorum vigiliarum munus in tuo nomine adparuit, et degustabis genus exercitationum earum, quibus uti consuevi, cum ea, quae dicuntur in scholis θετικῶς, ad nostrum hoc oratorium transfero dicendi genus. hoc tamen opus in acceptum ut referas nihil postulo; non enim est tale, ut in arce poni possit, quasi Minerva illa Phidiae, sed tamen, ut ex eadem officina exisse adpareat.

English

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Brutus, I've often watched your uncle Cato give his opinion in the Senate. He takes up serious points of philosophy that have little to do with our usual courtroom arguments or public business. Yet he speaks so well that even ordinary people find those points reasonable.

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That's harder for him than it is for you or me. The philosophy we mostly follow has given rise to a full, expressive style of speaking. Its positions aren't very different from what people generally believe. Cato, on the other hand, is a thorough Stoic, as I see it. He believes things that don't appeal much to the public. His school doesn't aim at elegant language or spell out its arguments at length. It establishes a point with tiny questions, rather like needle pricks.

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Still, an argument can make the most unbelievable claim seem reasonable. Language can polish and brighten even the roughest, least cultivated material. That was my thinking when I went further than Cato himself. He usually speaks as a Stoic, adding the resources of public speaking, only about courage of spirit, restraint, death, all the merits of virtue, the immortal gods, and devotion to one's country. For your amusement, I've taken the very claims the Stoics struggle to establish even in their classrooms and leisure hours and made them subjects for general arguments.

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These claims surprise people and contradict what everyone believes [the Stoics themselves even call them “paradoxes”]. I wanted to see whether I could bring them out into public view [in other words, into the Forum] and argue for them convincingly. Or is addressing educated people quite different from addressing the public? I was particularly glad to write these arguments because I find these so-called paradoxes very much in Socrates' spirit, and truer by far than other views.

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So here's a small piece of work for you, done by lamplight in these nights that have already grown shorter. The gift that took much longer nights of work has already appeared with your name on it. This will give you a taste of my usual exercises: I take what the schools discuss as general questions and put it into the kind of language we use in public speaking. But I'm not asking you to enter this on the credit side of my account. It's no Minerva by Phidias to be set up on the citadel. You should, however, be able to tell that it came out of the same workshop.

Paradox 1

Paradoxon I

ὅτι μόνον τὸ καλὸν ἀγαθόν.

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Chapter 1

vereor ne cui vestrum ex Socraticorum hominum disputationibus, non ex meo sensu deprompta haec videatur oratio; dicam quod sentio tamen et dicam brevius quam res tanta dici potest. numquam hercule ego neque pecunias istorum neque tecta magnifica neque opes neque imperia neque eas, quibus maxime astricti sunt, voluptates in bonis rebus aut expetendis esse duxi, quippe cum viderem rebus his circumfluentis ea tamen desiderare maxime, quibus abundarent; neque enim umquam expletur nec satiatur cupiditatis sitis, neque solum ea qui habent libidine augendi cruciantur, sed etiam amittendi metu.

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in quo equidem continentissimorum hominum, maiorum nostrorum, saepe requiro prudentiam, qui haec inbecilla et conmutabilia [pecuniae membra] verbo “bona” putaverunt appellanda, cum re ac factis longe aliter iudicavissent. potestne bonum cuiquam malo esse aut potest quisquam in abundantia bonorum ipse esse non bonus? atqui ista omnia talia videmus, ut et inprobi habeant et absint probis.

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quam ob rem licet inrideat si qui volt, plus apud me tamen vera ratio valebit quam volgi opinio; neque ego umquam bona perdidisse dicam, si quis pecus aut supellectilem amiserit, nec non saepe laudabo sapientem illum, Biantem, ut opinor, qui numeratur in septem: cuius cum patriam Prienam cepisset hostis ceterique ita fugerent, ut multa de suis rebus asportarent, cum esset admonitus a quodam ut idem ipse faceret, “ego vero” inquit “facio; nam omnia mecum porto mea.”

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ille haec ludibria fortunae ne sua quidem putavit, quae nos appellamus etiam bona. quid est igitur, quaeret aliquis, bonum? si, quod recte fit et honeste et cum virtute, id bene fieri vere dicitur, quod rectum et honestum et cum virtute est, id solum opinor bonum.

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Chapter 2

sed haec videri possunt odiosiora, cum lentius disputantur: vita atque factis inlustrata sunt summorum virorum [haec quae verbis subtilius quam satis est, disputari videntur]; quaero enim a vobis, num ullam cogitationem habuisse videantur ii, qui hanc rein publicam tam praeclare fundatam nobis reliquerunt, aut argenti ad avaritiam aut amoenitatum ad delectationem aut supellectilis ad delicias aut epularum ad voluptates? ponite ante oculos unum quemque [regum].

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voltis a Romulo? voltis post liberam civitatem ab iis ipsis, qui liberaverunt? quibus tandem Romulus gradibus escendit in caelum? iisne, quae isti bona appellant, an rebus gestis atque virtutibus? quid? a Numa Pompilio minusne gratas dis inmortalibus capudines ac fictilis urnulas fuisse quam felicatas Saliorum pateras arbitramur? omitto reliquos; sunt enim omnes pares inter se praeter Superbum.

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Brutum si qui roget, quid egerit in patria liberanda, si quis item reliquos eiusdem consilii socios, quid spectaverint, quid secuti sint: num quis exsistat, cui voluptas, cui divitiae, cui denique praeter officium fortis et magni viri quicquam aliud propositum fuisse videatur? quae res ad necem Porsennae C. Mucium inpulit sine ulla spe salutis suae? quae vis Coclitem contra omnis hostium copias tenuit in ponte solum? quae patrem Decium, quae filium devota vita inmisit in armatas hostium copias? quid continentia C. Fabricii, quid tenuitas victus M’. Curii sequebatur? quid duo propugnacula belli Punici, Cn. et P. Scipiones, qui Karthaginiensium adventum corporibus suis intercludendum putaverunt? quid Africanus maior? quid minor? quid inter horum aetates interiectus Cato? quid innumerabiles alii?—nam domesticis exemplis abundamus—: cogitassene quicquam in vita sibi esse expetendum nisi quod laudabile esse et praeclarum videretur?

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Chapter 3

veniant igitur isti inrisores huius orationis ac sententiae, et iam vel ipsi iudicent, utrum se horum alicuius, qui marmoreis tectis ebore et auro fulgentibus, qui signis, qui tabulis, qui caelato auro et argento, qui Corinthiis operibus abundant, an C. Fabricii, qui nihil habuit eorum, nihil habere voluit, similis malint?

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atque haec quidem, quae modo huc, modo illuc transferuntur, facile adduci solent ut in bonis rebus esse negent; illud arte tenent accurateque defendunt, voluptatem esse summum bonum: quae quidem mihi vox pecudum videtur esse, non hominum. tu, cum tibi sive deus sive mater, ut ita dicam, rerum omnium natura dederit animum, quo nihil est praestantius neque divinius, sic te ipse abicies atque prosternes, ut nihil inter te atque inter quadripedem aliquam putes interesse? quicquam bonum est, quod non eum, qui id possidet, meliorem facit?

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ut enim est quisque maxime boni particeps, ita est laudabilis maxime, neque est ullum bonum, de quo non is, qui id habeat, honeste possit gloriari. quid autem est horum in voluptate? melioremne efficit aut laudabiliorem virum? an quisquam in potiendis voluptatibus gloriando se et praedicatione ecfert? atqui si voluptas, quae plurimorum patrociniis defenditur, in rebus bonis habenda non est, eaque quo est maior, eo magis mentem ex sua sede et statu demovet, profecto nihil est aliud bene et beate vivere nisi honeste et recte vivere.

Paradox I

Nothing is good except what is morally right.

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Chapter 1

Some of you may think I'm borrowing this speech from the debates of Socrates' followers instead of expressing what I believe myself. I'm worried about that. All the same, I'll tell you my view, in fewer words than this great subject really needs. By Hercules, I've never thought we should count those people's cash, grand houses, resources, commands, or the pleasures that have such a grip on them as good things or things worth wanting. I could see that, even with all these things pouring in, they were still hungry for exactly what they had so much of. Greed's thirst can never be filled or put to rest. People who own these things suffer from two torments: wanting to add to them and being afraid they'll lose them.

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Here I often wonder how wise our ancestors were, despite their remarkable restraint. They decided to use the word “goods” for these weak, unstable things [the parts of a fortune]. Yet their actual behavior showed that they judged them very differently. Could something good harm a person? Could someone be surrounded by good things and not be good himself? We can see that every one of these possessions turns up in bad people's hands and is missing from good people's lives.

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Laugh if you want. I'll still give a sound argument more weight than what the crowd thinks. When a man loses his animals or his household belongings, I'll never say he has lost what is good. And I'll often speak well of that wise man, Bias, I think, one of the Seven. The enemy took his city, Priene. Everyone else ran away carrying plenty of their belongings, and someone told him to do the same. “I already am,” he answered. “I carry everything I own with me.”

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He didn't even count those toys of fortune as his own, although we go so far as to call them good. Someone will ask, “Well, what is good?” If it's true that we call an action well done when it's done rightly, honorably, and with virtue, my view is that nothing but right, honorable, virtuous conduct is good.

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Chapter 2

Argue these points too slowly and they can become tiresome. The way the greatest men lived and acted has made the points clear [points that seem to be argued in language more subtle than it needs to be]. Let me put a question to you. The men who founded our republic so well and handed it down to us—do you think they were dreaming of silver to satisfy greed, beautiful surroundings to enjoy, household luxuries to indulge themselves, or feasts to give them pleasure? Bring each man [among the kings] to mind.

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Shall we start with Romulus? Or, once the community was free, with the men who freed it? What were the steps that took Romulus up to heaven? Those things that these people label good? Or what he did and the virtues he showed? Consider Numa Pompilius too. Do we think the gods liked his sacrificial cups and little earthenware jars less than the fern-patterned bowls belonging to the Salian priests? I'll pass over the other kings. Apart from Tarquin the Proud, they all stand on the same level.

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Ask Brutus what he was doing when he freed his country. Ask the others who joined him what they had in view and what they were going after. Would you find even one who seemed to have pleasure, wealth, or anything else at all as his goal, rather than doing what a brave, great man ought to do? What made Gaius Mucius set out to kill Porsenna when he had no chance of coming back alive? What kept Cocles on the bridge by himself against every force the enemy had? What sent the elder Decius, and then his son, into the enemy's armed ranks after each had pledged his own life to death? What was the aim of Gaius Fabricius's restraint or Manius Curius's plain diet? Think of Gnaeus and Publius Scipio, the two defenders in the Punic War. They believed they had to put their own bodies in the way of the Carthaginians' advance. Think of the older Africanus and the younger one, and of Cato, whose life came between theirs. Think of countless more—we have plenty of examples at home. Did they imagine they should want anything from life apart from what seemed worthy of praise and distinction?

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Chapter 3

Then let the people who mock this argument and its conclusion come forward and decide for themselves. Would they rather be like one of those men with marble houses shining with ivory and gold, with statues and paintings everywhere, decorated gold and silver, and Corinthian works? Or like Gaius Fabricius, who didn't have any of those things and didn't want them?

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It's usually easy enough to get people to admit that these possessions, which keep changing hands, aren't good things. But there's one position they defend stubbornly and carefully: pleasure is the greatest good. That sounds to me like an animal speaking, not a person. God, or nature—what you might call the mother of everything—gave you a mind, and nothing is more valuable or divine. Will you drag yourself down so far that you see no difference between yourself and a four-legged creature? How can a thing be good if having it doesn't improve you?

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The more goodness someone has, the more praise he deserves. Anything genuinely good allows the person who has it to take honorable pride in it. Does pleasure meet either test? Does it improve a man or earn him more praise? Does anyone make much of himself by boasting and proclaiming how much pleasure he's had? Pleasure has a huge number of advocates. But if even that doesn't belong among good things—and the more intense it is, the further it knocks the mind off balance—then living a good, happy life can only mean living rightly and honorably.

Paradox 2

Paradoxon II

ὅτι αὐτάρκης ἡ ἀρετὴ πρὸς εὐδαιμονίαν

[In quo virtus sit, ei nihil deesse ad beate vivendum.]

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Chapter 1

nec vero ego M. Regulum aerumnosum nec infelicem nec miserum umquam putavi; non enim magnitudo animi cruciabatur eius a Poenis, non gravitas, non fides, non constantia, non ulla virtus, non denique animus ipse, qui tot virtutum praesidio tantoque comitatu, cum corpus eius caperetur, capi certe ipse non potuit. C. vero Marium vidimus, qui mihi secundis rebus unus ex fortunatis hominibus, adversis unus ex summis viris videbatur, quo beatius esse mortali nihil potest.

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nescis, insane, nescis, quantas viris virtus habeat; nomen tantum virtutis usurpas, quid ipsa valeat ignoras: nemo potest non beatissimus esse, qui est totus aptus ex sese quique in se uno sua ponit omnia. cui spes omnis et ratio et cogitatio pendet ex fortuna, huic nihil potest esse certi, nihil quod exploratum habeat permansurum sibi unum diem; eum tu hominem terreto, si quem eris nanctus, istis mortis aut exsilii minis: mihi vero quicquid acciderit in tam ingrata civitate, ne recusanti quidem evenerit, non modo [non] repugnanti. quid enim ego laboravi aut quid egi aut in quo evigilarunt curae et cogitationes meae, si quidem nihil peperi tale, nihil consecutus sum, ut eo statu essem, quem neque fortunae temeritas neque inimicorum labefactaret iniuria? mortemne mihi minitaris,

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ut omnino ab hominibus, an exsilium, ut ab inprobis demigrandum sit? mors terribilis iis, quorum cum vita omnia exstinguuntur, non iis, quorum laus emori non potest; exsilium autem illis, quibus quasi circumscriptus est habitandi locus, non iis, qui omnem orbem terrarum unam urbem esse ducunt. te miseriae, te aerumnae premunt omnes, qui te beatum, qui florentem putas; te lubidines torquent; tu dies noctisque cruciaris, cui nec sat est quod est et id ipsum ne non diuturnum sit futurum times; te conscientiae stimulant maleficiorum tuorum; te metus exanimant iudiciorum atque legum; quocumque adspexisti, ut furiae sic tuae tibi occurrunt iniuriae, quae te suspirare libere non sinunt.

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quam ob rem ut inprobo et stulto et inerti nemini bene esse potest, sic bonus vir et sapiens et fortis miser esse nemo potest; nec vero, cuius virtus moresque laudandi sunt, eius non laudanda vita est, neque porro fugienda vita est quae laudanda est, esset autem fugienda, si esset misera. quam ob rem quicquid est laudabile, idem et beatum et florens et expetendum videri decet.

Paradox II

Virtue by itself provides happiness.

[Having virtue means having everything needed to live happily.]

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Chapter 1

I've never regarded Marcus Regulus as a wretched, unlucky, or unhappy man. When the Carthaginians tortured him, they weren't torturing his great spirit, his dignity, his loyalty, his firmness, or any of his virtues. They weren't torturing his very soul. With all those virtues guarding it and attending it, his soul couldn't possibly be taken prisoner along with his body. We also saw Gaius Marius. In good times I thought him one of the lucky ones; in bad times, one of the greatest men. There's no greater happiness available to a mortal.

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You madman, you have no idea—no idea—what strength virtue has. You use its name without knowing what it can do. A person who draws all his support from himself and keeps everything that is his within himself cannot help being utterly happy. But if chance determines all a person's hopes, calculations, and thoughts, he has nothing secure. He can't be sure anything will stay his for a day. Find a man like that and try frightening him with death or banishment. Whatever happens to me in this ungrateful community, I won't even protest, let alone fight against it. Otherwise what was all my work for? What have I achieved? What did my worries and thoughts keep me awake for, if I haven't gained anything that puts me in a position where neither reckless fortune nor attacks from my enemies can shake me? Are you threatening to make me die,

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so I have to leave human company altogether? Or to banish me, so I have to leave bad people's company? Death scares people whose lives end with nothing left, not people whose achievements will always be praised. Banishment scares people who think their home has set boundaries, not people who take the entire world for one city. You think you're happy and doing wonderfully. Yet every kind of misery and trouble weighs you down. Your cravings torment you; you suffer through the nights and days. Your present possessions aren't enough, and you're afraid even those won't last. The knowledge of your crimes keeps pricking at you. Fear of trials and laws leaves you terrified. Turn where you like: your own injustices come at you like avenging Furies, never letting you draw an easy breath.

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A bad, foolish, spineless person cannot have a good life. In the same way, a good person who has wisdom and courage cannot be miserable. If a man's virtue and character merit praise, so must his life. A life worth praising isn't a life to run away from. If it were miserable, though, we ought to run away from it. So whatever merits praise should also count as happy, thriving, and desirable.

Paradox 3

Paradoxon III

ὅτι ἴσα τὰ ἁμαρτήματα καὶ τὰ κατορθώματα

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Chapter 1

“parva” inquit “est res.” at magna culpa; nec enim peccata rerum eventis, sed vitiis hominum metienda sunt: in quo peccatur, id potest aliud alio maius esse aut minus, ipsum quidem illud peccare, quoquo verteris, unum est. auri navem evertat gubernator an paleae, in re aliquantum, in gubernatoris inscitia nihil interest. lapsa est lubido in muliere ignota, dolor ad pauciores pertinet, quam si petulans fuisset in aliqua generosa ac nobili virgine; peccavit vero nihilo minus, si quidem est peccare tamquam transire lineas, quod cum feceris, culpa commissa est: quam longe progrediare, cum semel transieris, ad augendam transeundi culpam nihil pertinet. peccare certe licet nemini; quod autem non licet, id hoc uno tenetur, si arguitur non licere: id si nec maius nec minus umquam fieri potest, quoniam in eo est peccatum, si non licuit, quod semper unum et idem est, quae ex eo peccata nascuntur aequalia sint oportet.

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quod si virtutes sunt pares inter se, paria esse etiam vitia necesse est: atqui paris esse virtutes nec bono viro meliorem nec temperante temperantiorem nec. forti fortiorem nec sapienti sapientiorem posse fieri, facillume potest perspici. an virum bonum dices, qui depositum nullo teste, cum lucrari inpune posset auri pondo decem, reddiderit, si idem in decem milibus non idem fecerit? aut temperantem, qui se in aliqua libidine continuerit, in aliqua effuderit?

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una virtus est consentiens cum ratione et perpetua constantia; nihil huc addi potest, quo magis virtus sit, nihil demi, ut virtutis nomen relinquatur: etenim si bene facta recte facta sunt et nihil recto rectius, certe ne bono quidem melius quicquam inveniri potest. sequitur igitur ut etiam vitia sint paria, si quidem pravitates animi recte vitia dicuntur. atqui quoniam pares virtutes sunt, recte facta, quoniam a virtutibus proficiscuntur, paria esse debent, itemque peccata, quoniam ex vitiis manant, sint aequalia necesse est.

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Chapter 2

“a philosophis” inquit “ista sumis.” metuebam ne a lenonibus diceres. “Socrates disputabat isto modo.” bene hercule narras; nam istum doctum et sapientem virum fuisse memoriae traditum est. sed tamen quaero ex te, quoniam verbis inter nos contendimus, non pugnis: utrum nobis est quaerendum quid baioli atque operarii an quid homines doctissimi senserint? praesertim cum hac sententia non modo verior, sed ne utilior quidem hominum vitae reperiri ulla possit. quae vis est enim quae magis arceat homines ab inprobitate omni, quam si senserint nullum in delictis esse discrimen? aeque peccare se, si privatis ac si magistratibus manus adferant? quamcumque in domum stuprum intulerint, eandem esse labem lubidinis?

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“nihilne igitur interest”—nam hoc dicet aliquis—“patrem quis necet anne servum?” nuda ista si ponas, iudicare qualia sint non facile possim. patrem vita privare si per se scelus est, Saguntini, qui parentes suos liberos emori quam servos vivere maluerunt, parricidae fuerunt: ergo et parenti non numquam adimi vita sine scelere potest et servo saepe sine iniuria non potest. causa igitur haec, non natura distinguit, quae quoniam utro accessit, id fit propensius, si utroque adiuncta est, paria fiant necesse est.

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illud tamen interest, quod in servo necando, si id fit iniuria, semel peccatur, in patris vita violanda multa peccantur: violatur is qui procreavit, is qui aluit, is qui erudivit, is qui in sede ac domo atque in re publica conlocavit; multitudine peccatorum praestat eoque poena maiore dignus est. sed nos in vita non quae cuique peccato poena sit, sed quantum cuique liceat spectare debemus: quicquid non oportet scelus esse, quicquid non licet nefas putare debemus. etiamne in minimis rebus? etiam, si quidem rerum modum figere non possumus, animorum modum tenere possumus.

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histrio si paulum se movit extra numerum aut si versus pronuntiatus est syllaba una brevior aut longior, exsibilatur, exploditur: in vita tu, quae omni gestu moderatior, omni versu aptior esse debet, in syllaba te peccasse dices? poetam non audio in nugis: in vitae societate audiam civem digitis peccata dimetientem sua? si vis, sane sint breviora, leviora qui possunt videri? cum quicquid peccatur perturbatione peccetur rationis atque ordinis, perturbata autem semel ratione et ordine nihil possit addi, quo magis peccari posse videatur.

Paradox III

All wrong deeds are equal; all right deeds are equal too.

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Chapter 1

Someone says, “It's only a little thing.” But there's a serious fault. Don't measure wrongdoing by how things turn out. Measure it by the faults in the people doing it. The thing they do wrong over can be larger in one case and smaller in another. The act of doing wrong is the same whichever way you look at it. If a pilot capsizes a ship, it matters to the property owners whether the cargo is gold or straw. It makes no difference to how incompetent the pilot is. A man's sexual desire goes astray with an unknown woman. Fewer people suffer than if he had behaved outrageously toward a girl from a distinguished, noble family. But he has done just as much wrong. Doing wrong is like stepping over a line: once you've crossed, you've committed the fault. Walking further after crossing doesn't add to the fault of crossing. No one, surely, has permission to do wrong. When something isn't allowed, establishing that it isn't allowed is enough to condemn it. That fact can't ever be larger or smaller. The wrongdoing lies in acting without the right to do so, which is always the same thing. The wrong deeds that come from it must therefore be equal.

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If the virtues match one another, the vices have to match too. It's easy to see that the virtues match. A good man can't be made better than good, a restrained man more restrained, a brave man braver, or a wise man wiser. Would you call a man good because he returned ten pounds of gold that someone had left in his keeping, with no witness there, even though he could have made off with it safely—if he wouldn't do the same with ten thousand pounds? Would you call him restrained if he held back one desire but let another run wild?

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Virtue is one steady consistency, maintained without a break and agreeing with reason. You can't add something that makes it more virtuous. You can't take something away and still leave it entitled to be called virtue. If a good deed is a right deed, and nothing can be more right than right, then nothing can be better than good either. So the vices must also be equal, if we are right to call them distortions of the mind. Since the virtues are equal, the right deeds that arise from them must match. And since wrong deeds come from vices, they have to be equal as well.

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Chapter 2

“You've got that from philosophers,” someone says. I was afraid you'd say from pimps. “Socrates argued like that.” By Hercules, that's good to hear! The accounts handed down to us describe him as learned and wise. But let me ask you a question. We're competing with words rather than fists: should we investigate the views of porters and laborers, or those of the most learned men? Especially since we couldn't find a position more true than this, or even more useful for human life. What could keep people away from all wrongdoing more effectively than realizing that offenses aren't different in kind? That an attack on an ordinary citizen is just as wrong as an attack on a magistrate? That bringing sexual disgrace into any home leaves the same stain of lust?

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Someone is bound to say, “Then are you saying it makes no difference whether you kill your father or a slave?” State the acts without any circumstances and I can't easily decide what they amount to. If ending a father's life is criminal in itself, the people of Saguntum murdered their parents: they chose to let them die free rather than go on living in slavery. So it is sometimes possible to take a parent's life without a crime, and often impossible to take a slave's life without doing an injustice. The reason for the act makes the distinction, not its nature. Add that reason to one side and it weighs more. Attach it to both, and the two must balance.

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There is one difference. Killing a slave unjustly involves one wrong. Attacking your father's life involves many. You injure the person who gave you life, who fed you, who taught you, and who gave you your place in a home, a household, and the republic. More wrongs have been done, so the punishment deserved is greater. But we should judge our conduct by how far we have a right to act, not by the penalty attached to each offense. We should treat everything we ought not to do as criminal, and every forbidden act as a violation of what is sacred. Even the tiniest matters? Yes. We may not be able to set limits to the things involved, but we can set limits to our minds.

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Let an actor's movement fall slightly out of time, or a line come out one syllable too long or short, and he's hissed and booed away. Your life should be more carefully measured than any stage movement and better fitted together than any verse. Will you claim your error in life was only a syllable? I won't hear a poet make that excuse over trifles. Should I hear it from a citizen, counting out his offenses on his fingers in the life we share? Call them shorter if you want. How can that make them any lighter? Every wrong involves throwing reason and order into confusion. Once that has happened, nothing extra can be added that would make the wrongdoing more wrong.

Paradox 4

Paradoxon IV

ὅτι πᾶς ἄφρων μαίνεται

[Omnis stultos insanire.]

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ego vero te non stultum, ut saepe, non inprobum, ut semper, sed dementem […]

[…] rebus ad victum necessariis esse invictus […] potest. sapientis animus magnitudine consilii, tolerantia rerum humanarum, contemptione fortunae, virtutibus denique omnibus ut moenibus saeptus vincetur et expugnabitur, qui ne civitate quidem pelli potest? quae est enim civitas? omnisne conventus etiam ferorum et inmanium? omnisne etiam fugitivorum ac latronum congregata unum in locum multitude? certe negabis. non igitur erat illa tum civitas, cum leges in ea nihil valebant, cum iudicia iacebant, cum mos patrius occiderat, cum ferro pulsis magistratibus senatus nomen in re publica non erat; praedonum ille concursus et te duce latrocinium in foro constitutum et reliquiae coniurationis a Catilinae furiis ad tuum scelus furoremque conversae non civitas erat.

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itaque pulsus ego civitate non sum, quae nulla erat: accersitus in civitatem sum, cum esset in re publica consul, qui tum nullus fuerat, esset senatus, qui tum occiderat, esset consensus populi liber, esset iuris et aequitatis, quae vincla sunt civitatis, repetita memoria. ac vide quam ista tui latrocinii tela contempserim: iactam et inmissam a te nefariam in me iniuriam semper duxi; pervenisse ad me numquam putavi, nisi forte, cum parietes disturbabas aut cum tectis sceleratas faces inferebas, meorum aliquid ruere aut deflagrare arbitrabare:

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nihil neque meum est neque cuiusquam, quod auferri, quod eripi, quod amitti potest. si mihi eripuisses divinam animi mei conscientiam, meis curis, vigiliis, consiliis stare te invitissimo rem publicam, si huius aeterni beneficii inmortalem memoriam delevisses, multo etiam magis, si illam mentem, unde haec consilia manarunt, mihi eripuisses, tum ego accepisse me confiterer iniuriam; sed si haec nec fecisti nec facere potuisti, reditum mihi gloriosum iniuria tua dedit, non exitum calamitosum. ergo ego semper civis, et tum maxime, cum meam salutem senatus exteris nationibus, ⟨ut⟩ civis optumi, commendabat, tu ne nunc quidem, nisi forte idem hostis esse et civis potest. an tu civem ab hoste natura ac loco, non animo factisque distinguis?

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caedem in foro fecisti, armatis latronibus templa tenuisti, privatorum domos, aedis sacras incendisti: cur hostis Spartacus, si tu civis? potes autem esse tu civis, propter quem aliquando civitas non fuit? et me tuo nomine appellas, cum omnes meo discessu exsulasse rem publicam putent? numquamne, homo amentissime, te circumspicies? numquam nec quid facias considerabis nec quid loquare? nescis exsilium scelerum esse poenam, meum illud iter ob praeclarissimas res a me gestas esse susceptum?

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omnes scelerati atque inpii, quorum tu te ducem esse profiteris, quos leges exsilio adfici volunt, exsules sunt, etiam si solum non mutarunt. an cum omnes te leges exsulem esse iubeant, ⟨non eris tu exsul? exsul non⟩ appelletur is, qui cum telo fuerit? ante senatum tua sica deprehensa est. qui hominem occiderit? plurimos occidisti. qui incendium fecerit? aedes Nympharum manu tua deflagravit. qui templa occupaverit? in foro castra posuisti.

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sed quid ego communis leges profero, quibus omnibus es exsul? familiarissimus tuus de te privilegium tulit, ut, si in opertum Bonae Deae accessisses, exsulares: at te id fecisse etiam gloriari soles. quo modo igitur tot legibus eiectus in exsilium nomen exsulis non perhorrescis? “Romae sum” inquit. et quidem in operto fuisti. non igitur ubi quisque erit, eius loci ius tenebit, si ibi eum legibus esse non oportebit.

Paradox IV

Every foolish person is out of his mind.

[All foolish people are insane.]

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I'm not calling you foolish this time, as I often do, or dishonest, as I always do. I'm calling you mad […]

[…] can stay unbeaten over the necessities of life […]. Can anyone defeat a wise man's mind or take it by storm? Sound judgment, the endurance of human troubles, a disregard for fortune—in short, every virtue—stand round it like walls. Why, he can't even be expelled from his civic community! What makes such a community? Does any collection of people qualify, even savage, brutal ones? What about a lot of runaway slaves and robbers gathered together? You'll certainly say it doesn't. Well, there was no civic community here then. Laws counted for nothing. Courts weren't operating. Our ancestors' way of life had died out. Magistrates had been forced out at sword point, and the Senate's name itself had vanished from public life. That mass of looters, that gang of robbers you set up in the Forum, those leftovers of the conspiracy who turned from Catiline's frenzy to your criminal madness—they weren't a civic community.

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So I wasn't expelled from a community: no such community existed. I was invited back into one when the republic once again had a consul, after having none; when a Senate existed again, after its destruction; when the people could agree freely; when law and fairness, which bind a community together, were remembered again. Look how little I cared about the weapons of your gang. I've always thought you aimed and hurled a terrible injustice at me. I've never thought it hit me. Unless, when you pulled down walls or wickedly set fire to roofs, you imagined that something of mine was falling or going up in flames.

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Whatever can be carried away, grabbed, or lost doesn't belong to me—or to anyone. You could have injured me by taking away my mind's godlike certainty that my work, my wakeful nights, and my decisions were keeping the republic standing against your bitter wishes. You could have wiped out the lasting memory of that permanent service. Above all, you could have taken away the mind that produced those decisions. Then I'd admit I'd suffered an injury. But you didn't and couldn't do any of that. Your wrongdoing gave me an honorable return, not a ruinous departure. I've always remained a citizen, especially when the Senate put my safety in the care of foreign peoples ⟨as⟩ a citizen of the very best kind. You aren't a citizen even now—unless a man can be both a citizen and an enemy. Do you really use someone's birth and whereabouts to tell citizen from enemy, rather than his intentions and deeds?

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You killed people in the Forum. Your armed thugs took over temples. You burned people's houses and holy buildings. If you count as a citizen, why does Spartacus count as an enemy? Can you be a citizen when you once made the civic community itself disappear? You use your own proper title for me, although everyone thinks the republic itself went into exile when I went away. Will you never take a look at yourself, you complete madman? Will you never think about your actions or your words? Don't you know exile is a penalty for crimes? That journey of mine happened because of the outstanding things I'd done.

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You claim to lead all the criminals and people who defy the gods. The laws mean them to be exiles. They are exiles even if they haven't moved. All the laws order you to be an exile; ⟨won't you be one? Shouldn't we⟩ call a man an exile if he's been carrying a weapon? Your dagger was found before the Senate. If he's killed a person? You've killed a great many. If he's started a fire? You burned down the Nymphs' temple yourself. If he's occupied temples? You made the Forum your camp.

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Why go through the laws that apply to everyone? Every one of them makes you an exile. Your closest friend passed a law aimed specifically at you: if you had entered the Good Goddess's secret sanctuary, you had to go into exile. And you're forever boasting that you did exactly that. With so many laws banishing you, how can you hear the word “exile” without shuddering? He says, “I'm in Rome.” Yes, and you were in the secret sanctuary too. Simply being somewhere doesn't give you the right to be there when the law says you shouldn't be.

Paradox 5

Paradoxon V

ὅτι μόνος ὁ σοφὸς ἐλεύθερος καὶ πᾶς ἄφρων δοῦλος

[Omnis sapientis liberos esse et stultos omnis servos.]

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laudetur vero hic imperator aut etiam appelletur aut hoc nomine dignus putetur. quo modo aut cui tandem hic libero imperabit, qui non potest cupiditatibus suis imperare? refrenet primum libidines, spernat voluptates, iracundiam teneat, coerceat avaritiam, ceteras animi labis repellat; tum incipiat aliis imperare, cum ipse inprobissimis dominis, dedecori ac turpitudini, parere desierit: dum quidem iis oboediet, non modo imperator, sed liber habendus omnino non erit. praeclare enim est hoc usurpatum a doctissimis—quorum ego auctoritate non uterer, si mihi apud aliquos agrestis haec habenda esset oratio; cum vero apud prudentissimos loquar, quibus haec inaudita non sint, cur ego simulem me, si quid in his studiis operae posuerim, perdidisse?—dictum est igitur ab eruditissimis viris nisi sapientem liberum esse neminem.

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quid est enim libertas? potestas vivendi, ut velis. quis igitur vivit, ut volt, nisi qui recte vivit, qui gaudet officio, cui vivendi via considerata atque provisa est? qui ne legibus quidem propter metum paret, sed eas sequitur et colit, quod id salutare esse maxime iudicat; qui nihil dicit, nihil facit, nihil cogitat denique nisi lubenter ac libere; cuius omnia consilia resque omnes, quas gerit, ab ipso proficiscuntur eodemque referuntur, nec est ulla res, quae plus apud eum polleat quam ipsius voluntas atque iudicium; cui quidem etiam, quae vim habere maximam dicitur, Fortuna ipsa cedit, si, ut sapiens poeta dixit, “suis ea cuique fingitur moribus.” soli igitur hoc contingit sapienti, ut nihil faciat invitus, nihil dolens, nihil coactus.

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quod etsi ita esse pluribus verbis disserendum est, illud tamen et breve et confitendum est, nisi qui ita sit adfectus, esse liberum neminem. servi igitur omnes inprobi; nec hoc tam re est quam dictu inopinatum atque mirabile: non enim ita dicunt eos esse servos, ut mancipia, quae sunt dominorum facta nexo aut aliquo iure civili, sed, si servitus sit, sicut est, oboedientia fracti animi et abiecti et arbitrio carentis suo, quis neget omnis levis, omnis cupidos, omnis denique inprobos esse servos?

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an ille mihi liber, cui mulier imperat? cui leges inponit, praescribit, iubet, vetat quod videtur? qui nihil imperanti negare potest, nihil recusare audet? poscit, dandum est; vocat, veniendum; eicit, abeundum; minatur, extimescendum. ego vero istum non modo servum, sed nequissimum servum, etiam si in amplissima familia natus sit, appellandum puto. atque in pari stultitia sunt, quos signa, quos tabulae, quos caelatum argentum, quos Corinthia opera, quos aedificia magnifica nimio opere delectant. “at sumus” inquit “principes civitatis.” vos vero ne conservorum quidem vestrorum principes estis;

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sed ut in magna familia sunt alii lautiores, ut sibi videntur, servi, sed tamen servi, ut atrienses, at qui tractant ista, qui tergent, qui ungunt, qui verrunt, qui spargunt, non honestissimum locum servitutis tenent, sic in civitate, qui se istarum rerum cupiditatibus dediderunt, ipsius servitutis locum paene infimum obtinent. “magna” inquit “bella gessi, magnis imperiis et provinciis praefui.” gere igitur animum laude dignum: Aetionis tabula te stupidum detinet aut signum aliquod Polycleti; mitto unde sustuleris, quo modo habeas: intuentem te, admirantem, clamores tollentem cum video, servum esse ineptiarum omnium iudico.

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“nonne igitur sunt illa festiva?” sunt; nam nos quoque oculos eruditos habemus. sed, obsecro te, ita venusta habeantur ista, non ut vincla virorum sint, sed ut oblectamenta puerorum. quid enim censes? si L. Mummius aliquem istorum videret matellionem Corinthium cupidissime tractantem, cum ipse totam Corinthum contempsisset, utrum illum civem excellentem an atriensem diligentem putaret? revivescat M’. Curius aut eorum aliquis, quorum in villa ac domo nihil splendidum, nihil ornatum fuit praeter ipsos, et videat aliquem summis populi beneficiis usum barbatulos mullos exceptantem de piscina et pertractantem et murenarum copia gloriantem, nonne hunc hominem ita servum iudicet, ut ne in familia quidem dignum maiore aliquo negotio putet?

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an eorum servitus dubia est, qui cupiditate peculii nullam condicionem recusant durissimae servitutis? hereditatis spes quid iniquitatis in serviendo non suscipit? quem nutum locupletis orbi senis non observat? loquitur ad voluntatem, quicquid denuntiatum est facit, adsectatur, adsidet, muneratur. quid horum est liberi?

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quid denique servi non inertis? quid? iam illa cupiditas, quae videtur esse liberalior, honoris, imperii, provinciarum, quam dura est domina, quam imperiosa, quam vehemens! Cethego, homini non probatissimo, servire coegit eos, qui sibi esse amplissimi videbantur, munera mittere, noctu venire domum ad eum, precari, denique supplicare. quae servitus est, si haec libertas existimari potest? quid? cum cupiditatis dominatus excessit et alius est dominus exortus ex conscientia peccatorum, timor, quam est illa misera, quam dura servitus? adulescentibus paulo loquacioribus est serviendum; omnes, qui aliquid scire videntur, tamquam domini timentur; iudex vero quantum habet dominatum, quo timore nocentis adficiti an non est omnis metus servitus?

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quid valet igitur illa eloquentissimi viri, L. Crassi, copiosa magis quam sapiens oratio “eripite nos ex servitute”? quae est ista servitus tam claro homini tamque nobili? omnis animi debilitati et humilis et fracti timiditas servitus est. “nolite sinere nos cuiquam servire.” in libertatem vindicari volt? minime; quid enim adiungit? “nisi vobis universis.” dominum mutare, non liber esse volt. “quibus et possumus et debemus.” nos vero, si quidem animo excelso et alto et virtutibus exaggerato sumus, nec debemus nec possumus: tu posse te dicito, quoniam quidem potes, debere ne dixeris, quoniam nihil quisquam debet nisi quod est turpe non reddere. sed haec hactenus. ille videat, quo modo imperator esse possit, cum eum ne liberum quidem esse ratio et veritas ipsa convincat.

Paradox V

The wise alone are free; every foolish person is enslaved.

[All wise people have freedom, and all foolish people are slaves.]

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Go on, praise this man as a commander! Call him one, or decide he deserves the name! How can he command anyone who's free when he can't control his own cravings? First he should put a bridle on his sexual urges, reject pleasures, hold his temper, check his greed, and get rid of his other mental faults. Then he can start giving orders, once he himself has stopped taking orders from those worst of masters, disgrace and moral ugliness. While he's obeying them, he shouldn't be regarded as a commander—or even as free at all. The most learned men have made this point very well. I wouldn't rely on their authority if I had to speak to an uncultivated audience. But I'm speaking to people with excellent judgment who have heard these ideas. Why pretend any work I've put into these studies was wasted? As those highly educated men have said, wisdom is the only way anyone can be free.

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What does freedom mean? Being able to live the way you want. Who can do that except someone who lives rightly? He likes doing his duty and has thought ahead about the course his life should take. He doesn't follow even the laws because he's scared of them. He respects and follows them because he judges that course best for his well-being. Everything he says, does, and even thinks is freely and willingly chosen. His decisions and actions all start with himself and come back to himself. Nothing counts for more with him than what he himself chooses and judges. Even Fortune, supposedly the most powerful force there is, gives way before him. As the wise poet said, “Each person's character shapes her for him.” So the wise person alone has this advantage: he never acts against his wishes, in distress, or under pressure.

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It takes a longer argument to establish that this is true. But here's a short point you have to admit: unless someone is like that, he isn't free. So all bad people are slaves. The claim sounds stranger and more surprising than the reality behind it. Those thinkers aren't saying bad people are slaves in the legal sense, like human property that has passed to owners through debt bondage or another rule of civil law. But what is slavery? It is obedience by a crushed, degraded mind that has lost its own power of choice. Who can deny, then, that every unstable person, everyone driven by desire—in fact every bad person—is a slave?

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Should I count him free when a woman gives him orders? She sets rules, lays down instructions, commands and forbids whatever she likes. He can't say no to anything she orders and doesn't dare refuse. If she asks for something, he has to hand it over. If she calls, he has to arrive. If she throws him out, he has to go. If she threatens him, he has to shake with fear. I'd call him not merely a slave but a worthless one, even if he comes from the most distinguished family. People who get far too much enjoyment from statues, pictures, decorated silver, Corinthian pieces, and magnificent buildings are every bit as foolish. Someone says, “But we're the community's leading men.” You don't even lead your fellow slaves.

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In a big household, some slaves fancy themselves better turned out, though they're still slaves. Hall stewards, for instance. The ones who handle those objects, wipe and oil them, sweep and sprinkle, don't occupy a particularly honored place among the slaves. In just the same way, people who give themselves over to a craving for these things rank almost at the bottom of slavery in our community. Someone says, “I've fought major wars. I've held great military commands and governed great provinces.” Then display a mind worth praising. Aetion's painting leaves you staring blankly, or a statue by Polyclitus does. Never mind where you took it from or how you got hold of it. When I see you stare, marvel, and shout with delight, I judge you enslaved to every kind of nonsense.

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“So aren't those things charming?” Yes, they are. Our eyes have been educated too. But please, let their charm make them children's amusements, not shackles on adult men. What do you think Lucius Mummius would have made of one of these men handling a little Corinthian chamber pot with desperate longing? He himself had thought nothing of all Corinth. Would he have seen an outstanding citizen or a hall steward looking after things carefully? Bring Manius Curius back to life, or any of those men whose farms and houses contained nothing splendid or decorated except themselves. Let him see a man who has enjoyed the highest honors the people can give, fishing small bearded mullets out of a pond, stroking them, and bragging about all his moray eels. Wouldn't he think the fellow such a slave that he couldn't be trusted with any larger responsibility even in a slave household?

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Can we doubt the slavery of people who want a private purse so badly that they'll accept every condition of the harshest slavery? What unfair treatment won't the hope of inheriting money put up with? What sign from a rich old man without children won't it watch for? It says what he wants to hear, does anything it's told, tags along, sits by him, and brings gifts. Does any of that mark a free man?

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Does it mark even a slave who isn't worthless? Then consider the supposedly more respectable craving: wanting public honors, military commands, and provinces. What a cruel, overbearing, forceful mistress! It made people who considered themselves the grandest of men serve Cethegus, a man with a far from spotless reputation. They had to send gifts, come to his house at night, appeal to him, and finally beg. If you can call that freedom, what would slavery be? And suppose desire's rule ends and another master takes over: fear, produced by knowing you've done wrong. What a miserable, cruel enslavement that is! You have to serve rather talkative young men. Anyone who seems to know something frightens you like a master. Think of a judge's power and the terror he causes the guilty! Doesn't every fear amount to slavery?

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Then what does that speech by the wonderfully eloquent Lucius Crassus amount to? It has more words than wisdom: “Pull us out of slavery.” What slavery threatens a man with such standing and such noble birth? Every fearful impulse in a weak, low, broken mind is slavery. “Don't let us be anyone's slaves.” Does he want his freedom? Not at all. Look at what he adds: “Except all of you as a body.” He wants a different master, not freedom. “You, whom we're both able and obliged to serve.” But if our minds are great and high and heaped with virtues, we are neither obliged nor able to be slaves. Say you're able, since clearly you are. Don't say you're obliged. Nobody owes anything unless it would be disgraceful not to give it. That's enough about this. Let him work out how he can be a commander when reason and truth themselves establish that he isn't even free.

Paradox 6

Paradoxon VI

ὅτι μόνος ὁ σοφὸς πλούσιος

[Quod solus sapiens dives.]

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quae est ista in commemoranda pecunia tua tam insolens ostentatio? solusne tu dives? pro di inmortales! egone me audisse aliquid et didicisse non gaudeam? solusne dives? quid, si ne dives quidem? quid, si pauper etiam? quem enim intellegimus divitem aut hoc verbum in quo homine ponimus? opinor in eo, cui tanta possessio sit, ut ad liberaliter vivendum facile contentus sit, qui nihil quaerat, nihil adpetat, nihil optet amplius.

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animus oportet tuus se iudicet divitem, non hominum sermo, neque possessiones tuae. nihil sibi deesse putat, nihil curat amplius, satiatus est aut contentus etiam pecunia: concedo, dives est. sin autem propter aviditatem pecuniae nullum quaestum turpem putas, cum isti ordini ne honestus quidem possit esse ullus; si cotidie fraudas, decipis, poscis, pacisceris, aufers, eripis, si socios spolias, aerarium expilas, si testamenta amicorum ne exspectas quidem atque ipse supponis, haec utrum abundantis an egentis signa sunt?

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animus hominis dives, non arca appellari solet. quamvis ilia sit plena, dum te inanem videbo, divitem non putabo; etenim ex eo, quantum cuique satis est, metiuntur homines divitiarum modum. filiam quis habet, pecunia est opus; duas, maiore; pluris, maiore etiam; si, ut aiunt Danao, quinquaginta sint filiae, tot dotes magnam quaerunt pecuniam: quantum enim cuique opus est, ad id accommodatur, ut ante dixi, divitiarum modus. qui igitur non filias pluris, sed innumerabilis cupiditates habet, quae brevi tempore maximas copias exhaurire possint, hunc quo modo ego appellabo divitem, cum ipse egere se sentiat?

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multi ex te audierunt cum diceres, neminem esse divitem, nisi qui exercitum alere posset suis fructibus, quod populus Romanus tantis vectigalibus iam pridem vix potest: ergo hoc proposito numquam eris dives ante, quam tibi ex tuis possessionibus tantum reficietur, ut eo tueri sex legiones et magna equitum ac peditum auxilia possis. iam fateris igitur non esse te divitem, cui tantum desit, ut expleas id quod exoptas. itaque istam paupertatem vel potius egestatem ac mendicitatem tuam numquam obscure tulisti.

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nam ut iis, qui honeste rem quaerunt mercaturis faciendis, operis dandis, publicis sumendis, intellegimus opus esse quaesito, sic, qui videt domi tuae pariter accusatorum atque indicum consociatos greges, qui nocentis et pecuniosos reos eodem te actore corruptelam iudicii molientis, qui tuas mercedum pactiones in patrociniis, † intercidas pecuniarum in coitionibus candidatorum, dimissiones libertorum ad defaenerandas diripiendasque provincias, qui expulsiones vicinorum, qui latrocinia in agris, qui cum servis, cum libertis, cum clientibus societates, qui possessiones vacuas, qui proscriptiones locupletium, qui cladis municipiorum, qui illam Sullani temporis messem recordetur, qui testamenta subiecta, tot qui sublatos homines, qui denique omnia venalia, edictum, decretum, alienam suam sententiam, forum, domum, vocem, silentium: quis hunc non putet confiteri sibi quaesito opus esse? cui quaesito autem opus sit, quis umquam hunc vere dixerit divitem?

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etenim divitiarum est fructus in copia, copiam autem declarat satietas rerum atque abundantia: quam tu quoniam numquam adsequere, numquam omnino es dives futurus. meam autem quoniam pecuniam contemnis, et recte—est enim ad volgi opinionem mediocris, ad tuam nulla, ad meam modica—, de me silebo, de re loquar.

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si censenda nobis sit atque aestimanda res, utrum tandem pluris aestimemus pecuniam Pyrrhi, quam Fabricio dabat, an continentiam Fabricii, qui illam pecuniam repudiabat? utrum aurum Samnitium an responsum M’. Curii? hereditatem L. Pauli an liberalitatem Africani, qui eius hereditatis Q. Maximo fratri partem suam concessit? haec profecto, quae sunt summarum virtutum, pluris aestimanda sunt quam illa, quae sunt pecuniae. quis igitur, si quidem, ut quisque quod plurimi est possidet, ita divitissimus habendus est, dubitet quin in virtute divitiae sint? quoniam nulla possessio, nulla vis auri et argenti pluris quam virtus aestimanda est.

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o di inmortales! non intellegunt homines quam magnum vectigal sit parsimonia. venio enim iam ad sumptuosos, relinquo istum quaestuosum. capit ille ex suis praediis sescena sestertia, ego centena ex meis; illi aurata tecta in villis et sola marmorea facienti et signa, tabulas, supellectilem et vestem infinite concupiscenti non modo ad sumptum ille est fructus, sed etiam ad faenus exiguus: ex meo tenui vectigali detractis sumptibus cupiditatis aliquid etiam redundabit. uter igitur est divitior, cui deest an cui superat? qui eget an qui abundat? cuius possessio quo est maior, eo plus requirit ad se tuendam, an quae suis se viribus sustinet?

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sed quid ego de me loquor, qui morum ac temporum vitio aliquantum etiam ipse fortasse in huius saeculi errore verser? M’. Manilius patrum nostrorum memoria, ne semper Curios et Luscinos loquamur, pauper tandem fuit? habuit enim aediculas in Carinis et fundum in Labicano. nos igitur divitiores, qui plura habemus? utinam quidem! sed non aestimatione census, verum victu atque cultu terminatur pecuniae modus.

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non esse cupidum pecunia est, non esse emacem vectigal est: contentum vero suis rebus esse maximae sunt certissimaeque divitiae. etenim si isti callidi rerum aestimatores prata et areas quasdam magno aestimant, quod ei generi possessionum minime quasi noceri potest, quanti est aestimanda virtus, quae nec eripi nec subripi potest, neque naufragio neque incendio amittitur, nec tempestatum nec temporum perturbatione mutatur!

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qua praediti qui sunt, soli sunt divites. soli enim possident res et fructuosas et sempiternas solique, quod est proprium divitiarum, contenti sunt rebus suis, satis esse putant quod est, nihil adpetunt, nulla re egent, nihil sibi deesse sentiunt, nihil requirunt: inprobi autem et avari, quoniam incertas atque in casu positas possessiones habent et plus semper adpetunt nec eorum quisquam adhuc inventus est, cui quod haberet esset satis, non modo non copiosi ac divites, sed etiam inopes ac pauperes existinandi sunt.

Paradox VI

The wise alone have wealth.

[Wisdom is the only way to be rich.]

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Chapter 1

Why this arrogant showing off every time you talk about your money? You're the only rich man, are you? Immortal gods! Shouldn't I be glad I've heard a few things and learned something? The only rich man? What if you don't count as rich at all? What if you even count as poor? What do we understand by a rich man, anyway? Who gets that title? I'd say a man who owns enough to feel easily satisfied with a generous way of life, who isn't looking for, reaching for, or wishing for anything beyond it.

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It's your mind that has to find itself rich, not other people's chatter or the property you own. If your mind sees nothing missing, has no further concerns, and has had its fill of money—or is even just satisfied with it—then I'll agree it's rich. But what if your appetite for cash makes every kind of profit seem acceptable, even though your social rank rules out even respectable money-making? What if, day after day, you swindle, trick, demand, strike deals, take things, and snatch them? If you strip our allies and rob the public treasury? If you can't even wait for friends to leave wills, but forge the wills yourself? Do those actions indicate plenty or a shortage?

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When we call someone rich, we usually mean his mind, not his money chest. Fill that chest as much as you like: if I still see emptiness in you, I won't call you rich. People judge how much wealth a person has by how much will satisfy him. Suppose a man has a daughter. He needs money. With two, he needs more; with more daughters, more still. Give him fifty, as Danaus supposedly had: all those marriage portions need a great deal of money. As I said earlier, the standard for wealth adjusts to each person's needs. So how can I describe someone as rich if, instead of many daughters, he has endless desires that could empty the largest fortune quickly? He feels short of money himself.

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Many people have heard your claim that you can't count as rich unless the returns on your own property can feed an army. Even the Roman people, drawing enormous tax revenues, have long struggled to do that. Set that goal and you'll never be rich until your property produces enough to keep six legions, plus substantial additional cavalry and infantry forces. You're already admitting you're not rich: so much is still missing before your wish can come true. You've never concealed this poverty—or rather, this state of destitution and begging.

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Chapter 2

We recognize that someone who makes money honestly through trading, working, or taking public contracts needs to earn. Now look at the teams of accusers and informers linked together in your house. Look at the wealthy, guilty defendants trying to buy a corrupt trial, with you running the affair again. Look at your deals over payment for defending cases, † the money you cut for yourself in candidates' alliances, the freedmen you send to the provinces to strip them through lending and robbery. Think back over the neighbors you've driven out, the banditry in the countryside, the partnerships with slaves, freedmen, and clients, the properties without owners, the wealthy people outlawed, the towns ruined, the harvest you gathered under Sulla, the fake wills, all the people removed. Finally, think of everything on sale: an edict or decree, another person's decision or your own, the Forum, your home, speaking, keeping quiet. Wouldn't anyone take this as your admission that you need earnings? And if a person still needs to acquire more, who has ever truthfully described him as rich?

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Wealth benefits us by giving us plenty. To show you have plenty, you have to have enough to satisfy you and something beyond that. You'll never reach that point, so you'll never become rich at all. You think little of my money, and rightly. To the public it looks middling; to you, nonexistent; to me, an adequate amount. But I'll stop talking about myself and discuss the issue instead.

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If we have to assess and price these things, which deserves the higher value: the payment Pyrrhus offered Fabricius, or Fabricius's self-control in turning it down? The Samnites' gold, or Manius Curius's reply? The property Lucius Paullus left, or Africanus's generosity in handing his share to his brother Quintus Maximus? Surely those acts of the greatest virtue are worth more than those amounts of money. If we must count a man richest when he owns what's most valuable, how can anyone doubt that virtue is where wealth lies? We shouldn't put any property, any mass of silver or gold, above virtue in value.

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Immortal gods! People don't grasp how much income comes from thrift. I'm leaving that profit-hunter now and turning to big spenders. His estates bring in six hundred thousand sesterces; mine bring in a hundred thousand. He puts gold on his country-house ceilings and marble on the floors. His appetite for statues, paintings, furnishings, and clothes has no limit. His revenue isn't enough for his spending, or even for the interest he has to pay. Take the cost of my wants out of my small return, and I'll still have a surplus. So which man is richer? The one with a shortfall or the one with a surplus? The one who needs more or the one who has plenty? The man whose larger holdings demand still more money to keep them up, or the one whose property can support itself?

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But why use myself? Perhaps I too have some share in the mistaken attitude of this age, thanks to our habits and our times. Let's stop always citing men like Curius and Luscinus. Was Manius Manilius, who lived in our fathers' time, really poor? He had a little house in the Carinae district and a farm in the Labican territory. Does having more make us richer than him? I wish it did! But how much money is enough depends on our living habits and upkeep, not on the assessed value of our possessions.

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Being without greed is a fortune. Not wanting to buy is a revenue stream. Being satisfied with your own possessions, though, is wealth of the greatest, most dependable kind. Clever property valuers set a high price on meadows and certain plots because that sort of holding can, so to speak, suffer very little damage. What price, then, should we put on virtue? Nobody can rob you of it by force or steal it secretly. A wreck at sea or a fire won't lose it for you. Neither storms nor disturbances in human affairs can alter it.

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Only people who have virtue are rich. They're the only ones who hold assets that are both productive and permanent. They're also the only ones with the defining mark of wealth: satisfaction with their own possessions. They find their present resources sufficient. They don't reach for more, don't need anything, don't feel anything is missing, and don't look for anything else. Dishonest, greedy people are different. Their holdings are insecure and left to chance. They're always reaching for more. Not one has yet turned up who found his possessions sufficient. We must consider them not simply short of wealth and plenty, but actually needy and poor.

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